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30. Alexandra Deddario (last yr. 24)- I had the pleasure of meeting the beautiful and talented Ms. Deddario at NYCC this past Oct. She was so sweet, gracious, and down-to-earth. We will all have the pleasure of seeing her, and her awesome cleavage, in 3D in the upcoming sequel Texas Chainsaw 3D in Jan. That might just make this stunning light blue-eyed beauty rank even higher next year!

29. Lily Carter (new)- Though this blue-eyed stunner started in 2010, she's really made waves this year, in particular thanks to the critically acclaimed Wasteland, as well as her other major Elegant Angel release, which was part of the September superstar releases, Lily Carter Is Irresistible. With these movies and her AVN nominations, she is one of the fastest rising stars in the porn biz of 2012.  

28. Riley Steele (last yr. 27)- Earlier this year porn fans got sad to hear that Riley had retired. But, she hadn't! It was a joke. Thank God! That means we, and our pants, will be treated to more great porn from her, including the big hit that was this year's Nurses 2!

27. Kristin Adams (last yr. 70)- The beautiful Mrs. Adams takes a huge jump from last year, thanks to her frequent appearances on X-Play this year, which even had a best of her!! She even took over for Morgan Webb, when she was out! Someone give this leggy babe her own TV show, NOW!!And, yes I know she used to host Cheat, but that show got canceled ages, so...

26. Zoie Palmer (new)- Playing Lauren, the doctor and lesbian lover of lead character Bo on the phenomenal Lost Girl, the gorgeous Ms. Palmer is a vision to behold. Her beautiful brown eyes, gorgeous face, and hot legs (as seen in the pic to the left) combine with the hotness of her playing a lezzie. That she adds a lot of heart to it, has to do both with the excellent writing of the show and her own great talent. Come on, guys, I mean she's one half of THE hottest couple on TV, EVER. End of story!!





25. Anna Silk (new)- And, the other half of the hottest couple ever on TV is this raven-haired goddess. Quite simply put there has never been a hotter succubus than her. She has a perfect body, face, eyes, and cleavage. She exudes sex on the show, but also sympathy and heroism. Lost Girl has a dedicated following for many reasons, but without someone as great as Silk, who knows if it would have been as succesful. Seriously, every time she is onscreen I am utterly captivated and enthralled by her. In other words, she is what you want in someone playing a succubus.




24. Candace Bailey (last yr. 23)- Attack of the Show is leaving us. And, with it, it's beautiful co-host, Candace Bailey. Bailey has really come into her own on the show, with a mix of the sexy, funny, cute, and sweet. Oh yeah, and some of the best legs on TV. I will miss her and AOTS. And, for that G4 gets the FUCK YOU of the year!






23. Nikki Hunter (new)- Let's see just how many awesome attributes this babe has: redhead, MILF, busty, hot ass, hot legs, bi, nasty, and beautiful. But, on top of that she is smart and geeky. In fact, my favorite posts of her are her geekier ones. I loved her just from her performances, including some blistering stuff for Brazzers that I had the pleasure of witnessing this year, but it's when I saw she was a REAL geek (you know, something that various wanna-bes just ain't!), that I real fell for her. I cannot wait to meet at AEE next month!!





22. London Keyes (last yr. 21)- London has long been one of my favs. Last year, when I interviewed Asa Akira at AEE, she said that she was one of her fav babes to work with. She pretty much made that clear on Asa Akira Loves Girls (one of the best girl-girl releases of 2012), that she may well be her favorite. In fact she stated that she's always the first one that comes to her mind when asked who her favorite girl to work with is (it's true! She is!). And, if Asa says that about someone you know she has to be! And, in the case of the beautiful Ms. Keyes, she most definitely is. And, in spades, no less!




21. Jennifer Love Hewitt (new)- There is something to be said about an ad campaign where it focuses so much on Ms. Hewitt's AMAZING cleavage and comes from the Lifetime network. More so when it gets me to watch said putrid channel. That the show sucked ass and couldn't keep me watching is their fault, not Hewitt's, who looked positively delicious. And, who the thought of her giving happy endings is pretty awesome, well in theory, anyways.





The 70 Hottest Babes of 2012, pt. 4: 40-31
The 70 Hottest Babes of 2012, pt. 3: 50-41
The 70 Hottest Babes of 2012, pt. 2: 60-51
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The 70 Hottest Babes of 2011, pt. 2: 60-51

60. Melinda Clarke (new)- I have been a long time fan of the stunning Ms. Clarke, since she played a topless zombie in the fan favorite Return of the Living Dead pt. 3. The truth is this woman, now 42, is still as stunning as ever! I love her as evil and megabitch Amanda on Nikita. Her torture of Berkoff, seen a few weeks ago on the show, ranks as one of the series hardest moments. There is one question I have though. How come no guy wants to/ has tried to bang Amanda? I realize that relationships are frowned upon by the villains of the series, but who the hell is talking about dating her? Just saying, you know.


59. Kim Lee (last year 45)- This year Ms. Lee, still one of my favorite models, had a cameo in The Hangover II and CSI and continued to appear in countless of magazines. I just wish she would featured in more US publications, in particular the major ones.





58. Jessica Bangkok (last year 53)- Still one of the hottest, curviest, and yummiest Asians in porn, Ms. Bangkok NEVER fails to inspire happy feelings in my pants. Having seen her in January at the AEEs, I can tell you, she keeps getting hotter and hotter all the time.




57. Dana DeArmond (new)- I have been a fan of the absolutely beautiful and awesome Ms. DeArmond since she she started in the porn biz. Known as the Internet's Girlfriend (damn, that Internet is so fuckin' lucky!), she was even more gorgeous and amazing when I finally met her at this year's Exxxotica NJ. And, follow her amazing ass on Twitter, I can assure you that she always posts cool stuff and fun tweets.



56. Audrina Patridge (last year 7)- Before you get the torches and pitchforks I have to say the reason Ms. Patridge dropped so much is cause she hasn't been in public eye as much this year. Sure she has (had?) her own reality show, but I think I've talked to only one person who may have even seen it at all. That said, I still think she is one of the most truly beautiful women in the world. I hope we get a lot more of her next year.



55. Stoya (last year 34)- One of the most naturally beautiful contract stars in all of porn, Digital Playground's Stoya is always a site to behold, moreso in person. And even more amazing is seeing her acrobatic talents that she showcased in one of the burlesque shows at this year's Exxxotica NJ.





54. Katie Cassidy (last year 39)- To me Ms. Cassidy remains one of the most beautiful, if not the most beautiful, blonde out there. To bad this year saw her in Monte Carlo and TV shows I don't watch. Lets hope she appears in projects I am more inclined to viewing next year.




53. Kristin Adams (last year 70)- With her return to being on air on X-Play, she makes rises back up on this list. You see, she had taken some time off due to her pregnancy. It just sucks that she is not on Attack of the Show as much. She remains, to me, the most beautiful woman currently working on G4. Plus, this year saw debut her on Twitter! Yay!




52. Mika Tan (last year 49)- This year Mika left the Bunny Ranch, but still got featured in a coffee table book about call girls, i Las Vegas. She even signed copies of it, here, in NYC. I sadly missed that. But, while Ms. Tan hasn't been doing much if any porn, at all, she has been all over Twitter and Facebook. And, she remains a pleasure to follow. A sweetheart and truly one of the most stunning women to walk this Earth, I simply love her!

51. Gracie Glam (new)- Gracie has been sky rocketing in fame success this year. And, I think next year will be even better for her. In fact, I predict that she will be the big thing, replacing Tori Black in her place in the world of porn. That's what I am saying, I'm sticking to that. And, considering how beautiful she is, how good her sex performances are, and how awesome and bubbly she is person, I feel that I am completely right on this!

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The Top 10 Geek Goddesses

With Olivia Munn gone from G4 and her website now a thing of the past, the position of geek goddess is open for someone to take the top stop. The truth is in the last in the last few years, beautiful women have been declaring their love for all things geeky on the net and on TV, much to the appreciation of male geeks everywhere. There is nothing cooler than finding out a hottie likes geeky stuff. And, so this blog lists the current top ten babes that deserve to be worshiped at the almighty nerd alter.

10. Kristin Adams- One of G4's longest working babes the sometimes underrated Mrs. Adams has what might be this list's sexiest legs. I loved her when she was doing Cheat. I also greatly enjoy seeing her do the news on Attack of the Show (AOTS). I think she should always do the news, but that's just me. Anyways, she can help me cheat on a game any day of the year!




9. April O'Neil- This self-professed nerd porn star is one of my favs over on Twitter. She's great at interacting with her fans, and has been on Chris Hardwick's podcast. Her tumblr recently had her nude with Dalek next to her. You don't get geekier than that!





8. Jessica Chobot- This video game babe can be found on IGN, as fellow X-Box Live fans know. She has also hosted AOTS. She is gonna be hosting the new G4 show Proving Ground. She knows her video game shit and is a cutie, what more do you need?




7. Ruby Violence- Model, erotic starlet, and fellow horror blogger, Ruby is one of the coolest babes on the net. Any time a hot girl has knowledge on gore and horror flicks its always gonna be a way to my heart. Beautiful and knowledgeable, you would do well to follow her Twitter and read her blog. And, be sure to check out her site, too!





6. Annie Cruz- This beautiful porn babe is one of the hottest performers around. But, she also happens to be a gamer, comic book fan (she freaking LOVES Batman!), and horror lover.








5. Carol Zara- This Canadian honey of Brazilian decent has one of the web's most beloved blogs. She never fails to voice her opinion on comics, horror films, babes, and other geeky stuff. She can be found at various conventions always being cool to her fans. The fact that she looks like this and is so heavily into geek culture is fucking awesome!





4. Candace Bailey- There is no argument that Candace has done a great job in taking over for Olivia on AOTS. Best of all she has proven to have an interest in learning geek culture. She tires hard and that's all that we ask for. Well that and the fact that she is cute as hell!






3. Alison Hailsip- It's great to see that Alison is still being used on AOTS. The combination of hotness, cuteness, and geek knowledge makes me love Alison to no end. Of note, she is THE only blonde on this whole entire list!






2. Misti Dawn- The world's definitive geeky porn star. With a love for comics, video games, and movies Misti is a nerd's wet dream come true. She's long been one of this blogs favorites, and she righteously deserves to be ranked among the very best of geek babes! And, let's make no bones about it, she's the real deal!





1. Linda "Vampy Bit Me" Le- Beautiful is a word to easy throw out there, yet some like my number one pick is well beyond the description of that world. Gamer, convention regular, horror fan, metal-head, cos-player, model, and blogger, this multifaceted goddess is my pick for number because she embodies everything that is necessary to wear the geek crown with true honor. All hail the greatest of all geek goddesses!!!!!!

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The 70 Hottest Babes of 2010, pt. 1: 70-61

It's time once again for me to pick the 70 hottest babes of this year. As with the past two lists, I don't just add a bunch of lame, overrated chicks. My list has a good, healthy mix of mainstream actresses, reality show chicks, metal babes, pop singers, nude models, and porn stars. The ranking of the girl is determined not only but how hot she is, but how much she has done this year and how successful she was at it. And, so without any further waste of time, let the list commence!

70. Kristin Adams (last year 51)- Attack of the Show's/ X-Play's beautiful Mrs. Adams was pregnant this year, but still continued to shine as a perfect example of breathtaking beauty. She's probably my fav girl to do the feed on AOTS. Yesterday, she gave birth to a little girl! Congrats Kristin! This blog loves you! And, so do I, as does every red-blooded, straight, male geek out there!




69. Lucy Lawless (new)- Ms. Lawless returned to the boob-tubs this year, with one of the best new shows, the amazing, ass-kicking, gore drenched, and titty filled, Spartacus: Blood and Sand. She gave what might be her best performance, ever, as a truly evil bitch. But, she also got nude!! And, damn, does she have a great chest or what? Easily one of the year's most talked about skin flashings, and rightfully so.




68. Natalie Mendoza (new)- OK, so the fact that her character was still alive in the suprisingly enjoyable sequel The Descent 2 made little to no sense. But, she kicked so much ass, and looks so fucking good, that well, I couldn't complain. Actually, the fact that the sequel was as fun as it was was shocking in of itself. Natalie is a total babe, with a beautiful face and great ass. Here's to hoping this Asian hottie does more movies, in particular horror!!



67. Cheryl Chin (new)- OK, she really didn't have a whole lot to do except be Steven Seagal's arm candy in the totally badass, gorefest Machete, but she looked so delicious doing it! Seriously, if I was a bad guy, I totally want a hot Asian chick like this at my side. Scratch that. I want one regardless, of being a bad guy or not!


66. Evan Rachel Wood (last year 68)- I gotta say while True Blood was pretty uneven this year, the beautiful Ms. Wood, definitely gave wood to lots of it's viewer. She looked beautiful, of course, but was thankfully given more to do. I was much more pleased with her acting this season, than I was last. Plus, she got kept as a prisoner. Honestly, who amongst you readers out there, wouldn't mind keeping this babe as theirs?



65. Chelsea (new)- You know I find it increasingly harder to give a flying fuck about pro-wrestling, these days. And, while, I'll be the first to say that both TNA and WWE suck balls, I will give credit for the hotties. And, few are as hot or as sexy as TNA's Chelsea. I enjoyed her storyline, as she dealt with Desmond Wolfe being a total douchebag. But, then that was totally forgotten/ ignored/ whatever. Even, though she was getting babyface pops. Way to go TNA morons.



64. Katy Perry (last year 52)- You know I could really give a flying fuck about her tunes. But, I'll be damned if this babe ain't one of the hottest honies in the history of pop music. Those eyes! That hair! That face! And, of course, those boobs! I mean, she makes me thankful that there is a mute button, to help me enjoy her videos. That said, she does lose some points for the fact that she dates that douchebag Russel Brand.




63. Flower Tucci (last ranked in 2008- 17)- Ahh, Flower, it's great to have her back on this list. This bootiful babe was definitely a sweetie and cool as hell at Exxxotica NJ, this year. Plus, her ass will always be an amazing site to behold. This squirting queen certainly owns the hearts of many porn fans out there, and probably their woodies, too!


62. Kristen Bell (new)- I really wish the beautiful Ms. Bell would do more things, I am a fan of. But, I'll always love her for being in one of my all time fav shows, Veronica Mars. That said, she has been busy this year, with stuff like Get Him to the Greek, Burlesque, and Gossip Girl. She also gave her voice to Assassins Creed: Brotherhood. This ain't the first time she's done something like this, either. And, she's been shooting scenes for Wes Craven's Scream 4. So, she ain't forgetting about the geeks that love her. So, even if that film, blows, we can always, "Well, at least it had Kristen Bell in it!"


61. Julia Ling (new)- Man, it is so easy to crush on this beautiful Asian cutie. While, I never watched, and probably never will watch, Chuck, I did flip through it once or twice and found myself totally enthralled by this babe. I mean, shit they should give her, her own spy show! Now, that I would surely watch! Or, just have her be the main star of any show, for fuck's sake. If there was a show, where all she did was sit and look cute, I'd being watching it! I'd probably even buy the blu-ray box set!


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The Hottest Babes of 2009, pt. 2: 60-51

60. Ming-Na Wen (new) - The lovely Ming-Na has been in the movie biz for a long time. Some of you may remember her from roles such as Chun-Li in the terrible Van Damme flick Street Fighter or last year's shitty Prom Night remake. Currently, this MILFy Asian babe is starring in Stargate Universe. I have liked her since I first saw and like fine wine she only gets better with time!

59. Sarah Silverman (last year- 56) - One of the funniest babes ever, Sarah is just as raunchy as she has ever been and The Sarah Silverman is just as fucking awesome as ever!

58. Kristen Stewart (last year- 57) - Thank God Kristen was in Adventureland this year. Sadly, though most of the coverage she gets is for that Twilight, of which I am officially sick of. Too bad, cause aside from being a babe, Kristen can act and is being wasted on that miserable franchise.

57. Janine Siu (new) - Yes, Playboy still sux but thank God, for models likes the ravishing Ms. Siu. This hottie is quitely simply put one of the yummiest and most beautiful centerfold models I seen in a while. And, her pics I saw this year, where smoking hot!

56. Ashley Greene (last year- 54) - Ms. Greene is simply breathtaking and one need only look at her Maxim layout last month for proof. Too bad, she too is more known for that Twilight shit than anything else. But, there are nude pics of her that appeared this year. Yay!

55. Katie Cassidy (same as last year) - It's been a busy year for the lovely Ms. Cassidy, who was first on both Harper's Island and the new Melrose Place on TV this year. While, I watched neither, I was happy to see her get more exposure. I did like her pics that appeared in Maxim, though.

54. Lisa Ann (new) - Lisa Ann's star just bigger all the time. Her series of films for Hustler, where she plays Sarah Palin, ahve been huge sellers for the company. They have also gotten lots of mainstream coverage. The busty and MILFy beauty was also a real pleasure to meet at this year Exxxotica NY.

53. Katy Perry (new) - OK, I hate fucking music, but the lovely Ms. Perry is beautiful. Those gorgeous blue eyes and that amazing chest make you wanna look at her vids with the mute button on. Plus, she professes that she does indeed like girls. Whether this is true or jsut a way to get a rise out of males is yet to be determined. But, I certainly am all for it. This year has been huge for her with coverage everywhere and lots of radio and TV play of her lame music.

52. Maria Brink (last year- 38) - Metal's resident tattooed beautiful blonde put out a special edition of her band, In This Moment's, The Dream featuring an fucking killer cover of Blondie's classic song Call Me. The band also was on Warp Tour and are currently doing their own tour. But, are you guys coming to NYC?!

51. Kristin Adams (last year- 52) - This babe still graces us with her beauty on G4 by giving cheats on X-Play and sometimes doing the news on Attack of the Show. Personally, speaking seeing the former Miss. Holt is always a pleasure to the eyes!

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