The 70 Hottest Babes of 2010, pt. 1: 70-61

It's time once again for me to pick the 70 hottest babes of this year. As with the past two lists, I don't just add a bunch of lame, overrated chicks. My list has a good, healthy mix of mainstream actresses, reality show chicks, metal babes, pop singers, nude models, and porn stars. The ranking of the girl is determined not only but how hot she is, but how much she has done this year and how successful she was at it. And, so without any further waste of time, let the list commence!

70. Kristin Adams (last year 51)- Attack of the Show's/ X-Play's beautiful Mrs. Adams was pregnant this year, but still continued to shine as a perfect example of breathtaking beauty. She's probably my fav girl to do the feed on AOTS. Yesterday, she gave birth to a little girl! Congrats Kristin! This blog loves you! And, so do I, as does every red-blooded, straight, male geek out there!




69. Lucy Lawless (new)- Ms. Lawless returned to the boob-tubs this year, with one of the best new shows, the amazing, ass-kicking, gore drenched, and titty filled, Spartacus: Blood and Sand. She gave what might be her best performance, ever, as a truly evil bitch. But, she also got nude!! And, damn, does she have a great chest or what? Easily one of the year's most talked about skin flashings, and rightfully so.




68. Natalie Mendoza (new)- OK, so the fact that her character was still alive in the suprisingly enjoyable sequel The Descent 2 made little to no sense. But, she kicked so much ass, and looks so fucking good, that well, I couldn't complain. Actually, the fact that the sequel was as fun as it was was shocking in of itself. Natalie is a total babe, with a beautiful face and great ass. Here's to hoping this Asian hottie does more movies, in particular horror!!



67. Cheryl Chin (new)- OK, she really didn't have a whole lot to do except be Steven Seagal's arm candy in the totally badass, gorefest Machete, but she looked so delicious doing it! Seriously, if I was a bad guy, I totally want a hot Asian chick like this at my side. Scratch that. I want one regardless, of being a bad guy or not!


66. Evan Rachel Wood (last year 68)- I gotta say while True Blood was pretty uneven this year, the beautiful Ms. Wood, definitely gave wood to lots of it's viewer. She looked beautiful, of course, but was thankfully given more to do. I was much more pleased with her acting this season, than I was last. Plus, she got kept as a prisoner. Honestly, who amongst you readers out there, wouldn't mind keeping this babe as theirs?



65. Chelsea (new)- You know I find it increasingly harder to give a flying fuck about pro-wrestling, these days. And, while, I'll be the first to say that both TNA and WWE suck balls, I will give credit for the hotties. And, few are as hot or as sexy as TNA's Chelsea. I enjoyed her storyline, as she dealt with Desmond Wolfe being a total douchebag. But, then that was totally forgotten/ ignored/ whatever. Even, though she was getting babyface pops. Way to go TNA morons.



64. Katy Perry (last year 52)- You know I could really give a flying fuck about her tunes. But, I'll be damned if this babe ain't one of the hottest honies in the history of pop music. Those eyes! That hair! That face! And, of course, those boobs! I mean, she makes me thankful that there is a mute button, to help me enjoy her videos. That said, she does lose some points for the fact that she dates that douchebag Russel Brand.




63. Flower Tucci (last ranked in 2008- 17)- Ahh, Flower, it's great to have her back on this list. This bootiful babe was definitely a sweetie and cool as hell at Exxxotica NJ, this year. Plus, her ass will always be an amazing site to behold. This squirting queen certainly owns the hearts of many porn fans out there, and probably their woodies, too!


62. Kristen Bell (new)- I really wish the beautiful Ms. Bell would do more things, I am a fan of. But, I'll always love her for being in one of my all time fav shows, Veronica Mars. That said, she has been busy this year, with stuff like Get Him to the Greek, Burlesque, and Gossip Girl. She also gave her voice to Assassins Creed: Brotherhood. This ain't the first time she's done something like this, either. And, she's been shooting scenes for Wes Craven's Scream 4. So, she ain't forgetting about the geeks that love her. So, even if that film, blows, we can always, "Well, at least it had Kristen Bell in it!"


61. Julia Ling (new)- Man, it is so easy to crush on this beautiful Asian cutie. While, I never watched, and probably never will watch, Chuck, I did flip through it once or twice and found myself totally enthralled by this babe. I mean, shit they should give her, her own spy show! Now, that I would surely watch! Or, just have her be the main star of any show, for fuck's sake. If there was a show, where all she did was sit and look cute, I'd being watching it! I'd probably even buy the blu-ray box set!


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Flower Tucci Under My Spotlight

My newest article for X-Ratednews.com is up. It's on the beautiful and shapely Flower Tucci. You can read it here: http://x-ratednews.com/flower-tucci-under-masters-gio-spotlight.html

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The 70 Hottest Babes of 2008, pt. 6: 20-11

20. Katsuni- - The performance of this stunning Digital Playground contract girl in Pirates: Stagnotti's Revenge was classic. She has a truly exotic look, what with her Asian good looks, French accent, and smoking hot body (THAT ass!!!). Throw in the fact that she smolders in all of her scenes, and you have a porn babe to die for!

19. Sasha Grey- - It has been an AMAZING year for Sasha. She appeared in Pirates: Stagnotti's Revenge, and she proved to be one of the coolest actresses at the premiere edition of Exxxocita NY. But, her biggest accomplishment came when she was chosen to star in Steven Soderbergh's next movie, The Girlfriend Experience! Her blogs, on her myspace, about shooting it in New York City have proven to be some of the best I ever read. Weigh in the fact that she has shot some pretty nasty porn, and yet is breaking into the mainstream, and this marks a HUGE moment for this natural beauty. I think the future is very bright for Ms. Grey!

18. Asa Akira- - She is fairly new to the business, but she is already got my and other fellow porn fans' attention. This gorgeous New Yorker was a real pleasure to meet at Exxxotica NY and earns even more kudos from me cause, cause of her great attitude, beautiful looks, and the fact that she knows how to spell my Italian name, without any help (trust me when I say this something, cause people always ask ho to spell Giovanni)!

17. Flower Tucci- - One of the greatest performers in ALL of porn this breath-taking vision of beauty has one of the greatest asses that God has ever bestowed on a woman. She also excels in her scenes proving to be nasty, sexy, and gorgeous in all the stuff she shoots. Plus, she is one of the best squirters, EVER! But, beyond all that she is very sweet and good to her fans, as proven by her staying for a two autographs more (including mine!) at Exxxotica NY.

16. Josie Lee- - If ever there was a woman who leaves me speechless at the sight of her, it is this truly gorgeous and captivating model. Combine that with how sweet and down-to-earth she was at Chiller this October, and you have a woman who deserves the most amount of success imaginable.

15. Alexis Amore- - The Peruvian Princess herself, Alexis is one of the sexiest and hottest Latina porn stars, ever. But beyond that, she has a really great attitude towards her fans and is a total sweetie, as proven by, when I met her this year at Exxxotica NY.

14. Adrenalynn- - Tattoo artist, porn star, and all around hottie, this busty and exotic babe is one of my personal fav porn stars around. Not all does she exude sexiness, but she has a great attitude and is probably one of the coolest chicks in the biz!

13. Michelle Maylene- - This French/ Filipino babe is one hell of a hot and gorgeous, porn babe, but she gets lots of coolness points from me this year for doing her kick ass news reports on the AVN website.

12. Isabella Leong- - It's a shame that this babe has been in some rather crappy genre films like The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor and The Eye 3 (which only came to DVD this year in the US) because not only she so beautiful that she can distract you from the movie you are watching (which is a good thing considering how crappy those aforementioned movies were), but she is a highly talented actress. I truly hope she goes to get more roles, cause she would be a breath of fresh air in a Hollywood overrun by annoying, interchangeable, untalented, overrated, and stupid actresses.

11. Jenna Haze- - Aside from being one of the premiere porn babes in the world (including appearing in Pirates: Stagnotti's Revenge), the naturally beautiful Latin/ Caucasian honey did a short for James Gunn this year, and is gonna be in of his PG-Porn shorts. Aside from being sexy as hell, she is an avid fan of horror and gore movies (hence her work with Gunn), this makes her a horror fan's dream cum true!

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Exxxotica NY- Sept. 13, 2008

Anyone who knows me or reads this blog on a regular basis know that I am a huge fan of porn and adult entertainment. For years I have wanted to attend a porn con (having done countless of horror cons and a bunch of comic-book cons), but alas, they were always held in places like LA, Miami, and, duh, Las Vegas. But, that all changed this last weekend (Sept. 12-14, 2008), when Exxxotica came to the upper East Coast!

Originally it was to be held in the Meadowlands, but conservative mentality (something I abhor) prevailed, and it seemed like it might get canceled. But, thank God, it did not. The show got moved to the farther location of Edison New Jersey.

And so, I and my friend Pat went there on Sat. As far out there as it was, it was more than worth it!

As we walked in, I hear a girl say my name, when I turn to look it is one of my friends from Burning Angel, the lovely Jaye Mayhem! Mayhem is one of the coolest and sweetest girls, I know, and next to her is another Burning Angel hottie, who fucking rulz, Morgan Mae! Both of these girls are beyond awesome. And, while, I seen Morgan Mae fairly recently (Burning Angel book signing to be exact), I ain't seen Mayhem since like October, for an Adult Drawing event. It was a great way to start off a perfect day, as I love both of them. Doug Sakman was there, too. For those not in the know he always conducts Strip for Pain, and he directed the horror porn favs Re-Penterator and The Xxxcorcist. He is a fucking cool guy!

So, I figured we should go to the Burning Angel booth, first. There were a whole bunch of the girls there, and we would end up visiting them a bunch of times over the course of the day. Of, course the punk princess herself there, Joanna Angel! Joanna is so awesome. She is always a sweetheart to me, and does not forget me or my name. She signed my copy of Girls, Girls, Girls (the all girl film, not the Motley Crue album), and my newly bought copy of Fuck Me in the Bathroom Part Duex, which she told me it was "a great film!". Said film was also signed by one of my fav BA girls, the stunning Jessie Lee. Anyways, Joanna really is the best, and I am happy to support her. And, tell my friends about her, as Pat told her that he knew about her, thanks to me.

Walking around the con, a couple of things stood. Well, OK, a lot of things! First off, as would be expected there were babes everywhere. And, not just the stars. But, also girls on swings , girls in cages , girls that rode a little scooter type thing , etc. So, when was the last time you saw that at the NY Comic con, huh?

We decide to meet the lovely Jesse Jane next, who along with Stoya, and, the later to show up, Sasha Grey signed free posters of the hotly anticipated Pirates: Stagnotti's Revenge. On the way to the line, I see Mayhem. She asks me if i can get her Jesse's autograph. of course, I say yeah! Anywho, while waiting for the line, I decide to meet the beautiful Ariana Armani. Armani is very sexy and fun in person. I look forward to seeing more of her . Back to the Jesse line. First up is Stoya, whom I have been a fan of since her Godsgirls days. Stoya is incredibly stunning in person, and when I tell her my friend, Mayhem from Burning Angel, is the person that I am requesting a second autograph for she flips out! Stoya is really awesome! Then, of course, came Jesse Jane, herself. Jesse is someone I have long wanted to meet, it even said so on my myspace. Anyways, now I did meet her!

Next we went to the Vivid line, where Niki Jayne and Hanna Hilton are found. Both are very pretty. But, before getting to them I quickly hit the Sassy Assy both. There is plethora of impossibly beautiful women there including Ms. Connie, Jada Cheng , Baby Sar, and Jasmine Mai . This place is like heaven, for me! Amazing! Back to the Vivid girls. They both signed free pics. Jayne is from Manchester, England and has a sexy accent. She asks me if I am from Italy (in case you don't know, my real, full name is Giovanni). I tell her yeah, from Sicily (to be more exact for you readers, my father is Sicilian, my mother Peruvian).

Penny Flame is next for us. Someone once told me about her, and she is fucking cool in person! And cute to boot ! I tell her about me having reviewed Predator II: The Return for the Gorezone. She tells about how she had a lot of down time and gave a good story. Penny is really, and I mean this, one of the most fun and friendly girls at the con. She signs that film and another one I buy at the con.

The next girl is the one I wanted to meet the most, Gianna Lynn. I wanted to meet her even more after having interviewed her. She was so sweet and friendly in person! She is one of the nicest, most down to Earth girls around. Aside from being a truly stunning beauty. She was so cool to me and seemed equally happy to meet me in person, finally. She signed three films that I bought for her to sign , a pic I bought at her table, and another film I just from her . Gianna Lynn rules all and that's the bottom line, cause Master Gio, said so!

I then went to see the lovely Flower Tucci. Tucci was just about to leave and looked like she would, but she stuck around a few minutes more and gave us (as me and another dude) free pics that she personalized. And, then did took pics with us ! How cool is that? I was always a Flower fan, but now I am fan of hers for life!

Next up is Audrey Bittoni. Monstar, whom I met for the first time at the con, after having talked to him on myspace for quite some time, now with him setting up the Gianna Lynn interview and Predator II review and all, said I will be interviewing next sometime soon. I look forward to it. Audrey is very cute and cool in person.

Gianna Micheals is the next one I meet. Micheals is impossibly beautiful and a fav of many of the people I know over at the Gorezone. She signs free pics that she has. That just rules!

The pole dance champion is a great dancer and rightfully worthy of her award! I met her next . Very MILFy and a great ass!

I then went to the Xtreme Latina Voyeur booth, were I saw these two amazing goddess I had seen walking around at the con all day . Anyways, I wanted to see Alexis Amore. But, she would not be back till fifteen minutes. When, I did return and saw her, I told her I was Peruvian (she is the Peruvian princess, after all!). Alexis was so cool and a sweetie, in person . I was so happy i met her , too!

Slammingsluts.com wins the ward for best advertising. The girls began to make-out , lick each other pussies (well panties to be exact), and spanking each other , too. Hot, HOT SHIT all the fucking way! They had a huge crowd watching them for the longest of time. True geniuses at work, here!

I would next go to Stormy. I told her that I was the one who had reviewed Predator II and sent her the link to her myspace. Stormy is ravishing and the last person to sign my copy of Predator II.

Savanna Sampson showed up later at the Vivid booth. I had met her a few years back at a signing in the Virgin Megastore on Times Square. Anywho, she is really nice and I love the fact that she has her own wine company. She signed free copies of her CD single . Now, this ain't my type of music, but it ain't bad. It's techno-pop. Better than the worthless sluts like Spears, who get lots of air time on TV, that's for sure.

The next girl I went up to was the shapely Sunny Leone. I first heard of her way back when she was a Penthouse Pet. Leone signed a copy of Club for me . Personally speaking, I love getting skin mags signed. Maybe cause, while I don't them anymore, they held a special place in my heart, because of my college days.

I then met the amazingly beautiful Asa. Now, I never seen or heard of before this, but Jesus Christ, this woman is GORGEOUS! Man, she definitely won herself a new fan, in me! I might be in love! But, in all seriousness, she had run out of pics when I saw her, but promised more later in the day. I got a pic with her , and then got a free autographed pic from her a little later. Very cool chick, who even knew how to spell my name, without me needing to say a single letter! She rox!

Next to her was the beautiful Sasha Hollander . She, too, signed a free pic for me!

I then competed in the Vivid Air Guitar Contest. The fans cheer for the contestants and top three then must compete for the judges. I did good, but not good enough to make the top three. I was prob top 4. Anywho, this awesome old dude wearing a a Rutgers shirt won. He rocked it, man!

There was this MILFy lady who sold her vids and promoted her website. I think this pic speaks for itself.

Sasha Grey finally showed up and signed my poster. You know I saw some shit that that moron Tyra Banks had said and done when she came on her show recently. Well, fuck Tyra and her crowd. Sasha was so cool, and beautiful, in person. She even sent a special message for a friend of mine, who is a fan of hers, on vid. I always liked Sasha, but after having met her , I now love her! Plus, come on man, she throwing the fucking devil horns in this pic, she has to be cool!

After that I went up to Roxy DeVille. We talked about her horror-pornos. She was so fun, and she took a pic with me, she grabbed, er well just see for yourself!

I have liked Gina Lynn, and her ass, for a long time, so it was cool to see her next. She signed a copy of Cherri .

I spotted a group of hot Asian girls , so of course, I had to check them out! My fav of the batch (though they are all stunning), posed, by herself, next. . She was very sexy. I just found out today, that her name is Nyssa Nevers. Anyways, she is total babe!

I was wondering were the rollergirls mentioned in the add, were. And, hey here they are ! They had a wicked cool, little pillow fight, with heelish (wrestling talk for bad guy) cheating and all! Great stuff!

A lady I had seen earlier demonstrated a vibrator machine earlier on stage. She has a great ass!

Finally, we were gonna leave, but I said let's go see the BA girls and say bye, first. So low and behold, they are doing Stripped for Pain! We kept missing it through out the day, but I think we caught the sickest one yet. These two dudes took Singapore canes, wiffel bats, rubber sticks, and electricity. Their backs looked all marked up and nasty. One finally won, and then decided to get the extra points by taking two punches from Joanna Angel to his face. I have seen them do Strip for Pain before, but never this bad. Wow, this was hardcore and so were the guys taking the pain. Props to them, but I would never, ever do that! Anywho, the winner did get a lap dance from the girls . You tell me if the pain, and I do mean PAIN, was worth it. Cause, trust me these guys got home and probably were pain in the shower, in bed, and even worse, the next day! But, hey Joanna rules! And, it was a GREAT way to cap the night.

The price of $35 was more than enough. I mean we got lots of free pics and shit, and then even when we paid for stuff, it was not bad. Ten bucks from an autograph?! I mean Chiller (please don't go around thinking I am dissing Chiller. It is the second best con) and others, could learn a thing or two from this con. Amazing, amazing time. Without a shadow of a doubt the best con, ever, and one of the most fun days, ever.

Fuck the naysayers, or close minded. Exxotica and porn rules. And I hope this becomes a yearly thing, cause my ass will be there, yet again!

By the way, there are some more pics at my msypace. Check 'em too!

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