4 Quickie Horror Reviews for 8/6/13

With me writing for best-horror-movies.com I don't always get a chance to review horror films, on my own for here. And, since I been watching a bunch of them (all of them reviewed by other writers on the above mentioned site I work for), I figured this would be a good chance for me to catch up on some recent horror viewings and share my views and thoughts on them. Maybe this could become a recurring thing, when need anyway.

ALL REVIEWS OUT OF 4 STARS

The Bleeding House (2011)- This somber story about a not so happy family with a dark secret who get visited by a doctor, that turns out to be a serial killer (Patrick Breen) is a solid and well done indie-horror film. There is some very good acting by all involved, in particular from Breen and Alexandra Chando as the family's pretty but weird daughter with a penchant for killing small animals.
The climax and ending are great and had me on the edge of my seat. A good slow burn of a movie, it has been playing on Showtime and is worth seeing. Sadly, for us Time Warner customers, cable is currently out of the question, as a form to see this one. Fuck that. Rent it. Or buy it. Just see it! ***


The Conjuring (2013)- From director James (Saw, Insidious) Wan comes this creepy as fuck tale, loosely based on a true story, about a family who move into a new a house. Soon they are haunted by a malevolent and demonic force. They call a demonologist couple (Patrick Wilson and Vera Farmiga) to help them.
Perfectly directed and paced, this fucker is one scary movie! Now, I considered myself very jaded. I mean I been watching horror movies since I was a child, so it's hard to scare me. That means props are in order here. My heart was racing in this one and my eyes were glued to the screen. This one got an R-rating despite having hardly any blood or gore and very little cursing. But, cause it is THAT damn scary!
Great acting too from all the cast. And, man, do I ever love Vera Farmiga. Between this and her role on Bates Motel, she is one of my main horror crushes of the year! This is Wan's best film, to date. Yes, I think it is better Saw or certainly better (and scarier) than Insidious (don't get more wrong I like that movie, but it lost me once the "ghost" was revealed, IE the whole climax). Before this my favorite film of his was Death Sentence. Not anymore. Believe the hype! ****

John Dies at the End- This weird-ass movie has been getting a lot of praise. It comes from horror master Don (Phantasm films, Bubba Ho-Tep) Cosceralli. The plot? Uh, basically two young guys discover a drug that turns people into something not human and kills them. Can they stop this other-worldly invasion?
Actually, there is a lot more that happens. Sometimes this one is a real head-scratcher. It tries too hard to be too weird at times. The slow parts do tend to hurt it. But... it is fun, in the end. The acting is good and most of the FX are well done with some good gore. I don't think it is as great as some have called it. But, it is original for sure, and that's rare in this genre.
If you like Kafka and/ or David Lynch, you will wanna check it out for sure. Even if you don't, be sure to give it a look.
And, one more thing, the flamethrower mask is cool as fuck and reminded me of Megadeth's mascot Vic Rattlehead! ***

Would You Rather- Here is one that came out of no where, for me. A pretty young girl (Brittany Snow) is invited to play a game held by a rich man (Jeffrey Combs) at this mansion. Along with others, she must play a horrifying game of "would you rather" until only one remains alive. That winner will get lots of money and help, in her case for her gravely ill brother.
This is one of the very best movies of the year! The acting is so good, especially from Combs and Snow. Snow really surprised me, more since the last time she had been in a genre film was in the godawful Prom Night remake. Fans should also
note that one of this site's personal favorites, the gorgeous Sasha Grey, is in it as well, as the bitchiest player of "the game".
This isn't the goriest movie, in fact much of the brutality happens off screen. But, it works here, as your imagination runs wild. And, the tension is unbearable at times. A true masterpiece that hopefully other horror lovers will enjoy.
NOTE: the DVD and blu-ray are mad cheap at Best Buy and FYE, so get to buying it! NOW!!! ****

I'm gonna try and do more reviews of more movies for you guys, outside of my job. Hope you enjoyed these and let me know your thoughts on these movies, if you've already seen them!

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The 70 Hottest Babes of 2011, pt. 7: 10-1

10. Miko Lee (new)- Miko has been one of the hardest working babes this year with lots of porn, including two huge upcoming films: the vampire flick Forbitten Desires and the hotly anticipated Spartacus XXX. All while remaining a total sweetheart to her fans and stunningly beautiful as ever!





9. Deborah Ann Wohl (last year- 46)- Man, every season of True Blood sees this babe get hotter and hotter! Any time we see her in bra and panties it's a good thing. Her character went through a lot, too. Which allowed her to show her amazing acting chops. Oh, and she's is great in the still unreleased Mother's Day, as well.




8. Tia Ling (last year- same)- One of the sexiest and yummiest porn stars, I am truly in love with the lovely Ms. Ling. She also happens to be very interactive with her fans on Twitter and post some great stuff on the net. She also continues to be in some of the most bonerriffic porn out there!





7. Laura Vandervoort (last year- 49)- V might have gotten the axe this year, but this goddess' amazing beauty and great performance on that show, give her the biggest leap on my list this year.



6. Maggie Q (last year- 13)- As soon as I saw the first new episode of this season of Nikita, I said to myself and on my Twitter, "Maggie Q has gotten even hotter, now! Damn!" The series remains quality programing, her acting is excellent, and she is just fucking gorgeous. I would die for those killer legs, alone!!!




5. Angelina Armani (last year- 10)- The lovely Ms. Armani starred in this year's hotly anticipated Chromeskull: Laid to Rest II. I also interviewed her twice this year. The second of which led to my first published article in the October 2011 issue of Fangoria. She's as sweet and down to earth as she is gorgeous. Thus, this leggy babe is the single highest ranking blonde on my annual list! But, hey I called it last year that this one was gonna be a good one for her. And, I think 2012 will be as good, if not better!


4. Sasha Grey (last year 3)- All hail Sasha Grey! She continues to push herself further into mainstream. This year also saw some dumbasses make a big mess about her reading to kids in a school. But, thank goodness many stood by her including Whoopi Goldberg and the goregous Aurora Snow. I, too, showed my support on my Twitter and Facebook fan page.



3. Jamie Chung (last year- 2)- She starred in two big movies this year: the underrated Sucker Punch and the hit Hangover 2. And, my God, she looked delicious in Sucker Punch (I have yet to see Hangover 2, but I can bet you my house she looked hot in that, too). You just can't beat a hot Asian chick with a gun! She also did some sexy photo-shoots. In short this was a great year to be a fan of this Korean goddess!!




2. Grace Park (last year- 1)- Last year's top babe drops one spot, but only cause the still badass Hawaii Five-0 gave more face time the new chick. Still, Park remains the hottest cop on TV and the most beautiful woman in the history of television.





1. Asa Akira (last year- 4)- What a year for this goddess it has been! She won five awards at this year's AVNs and gave me two awesome interviews at both the AEE and Exxxotica. She also starred in the smoldering and nasty as hell Asa Akira Is Insatiable 2. Plus, she was in a bunch of other porn that had tons of dudes reaching for the tissue box. With her star getting bigger by the second, she has become, arguably, the biggest Asian porn star out, right now, as well as one of the top and most popular porn babes of ALL. And, so there really is no one else, I could pick other than this vision of perfection to top my list this year.

And, so the list is done. It's been fun. Hope you all enjoyed it.

The 70 Hottest Babes of 2011, pt. 6: 20-11

The 70 Hottest Babes of 2011, pt. 5: 30-21

The 70 Hottest Babes of 2011, pt. 4: 40-31

The 70 Hottest Babes of 2011, pt. 3: 50-41

The 70 Hottest Babes of 2011, pt. 2: 60-51

The 70 Hottest Babes of 2011, pt. 1: 70-61

And, finally thank you for all of your support. I have had an amazing year for me and my blog, and I couldn't have done it with you guys. I promise to keep giving you the very best in the coming year! HAPPY NEW YEAR'S!! Stay safe and have fun tonight. And, may 2011 bring us all the very best.

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A Tribute to the Nicest Bad Guy: David Hess (1942-2011)

It is with great sadness that I write this tribute to one of my favorite actors of all time: David Hess. I was devastated when I heard about it yesterday. It's a huge loss not just to the horror world, but the world in general.

Hess was born in New York City on September 19, 1942. He actually wrote some music for the King, himself, Elvis Presley. By 1969, he would become the head of A&R for Mercury Records.

But, his biggest legacy came from his movie roles. He got bthe lead villain role of Krug in Wes Craven's classic and controversially brutal The Last House on the Left. He played the leader of a group of scumbags that rape, beat, humilate, and kill two pretty girls, only to have bloody revenge from the parents of one of the girls, happen to them. Hess was great in the role. An evil and despicable character that would go to be one of cinema's best villains. He also wrote and performed the songs for the movie. This is Waiting for the Rain from that great movie.


He had a similar role playing yet another vile rapist in Ruggero (Cannibal Holocaust) Deodato's mean-spirited and excellently acted House on the Edge of the Park. He had a great cast to play off of, and the movie is very intense and savage. The scene where he slices a pretty, fully nude virgin with a straight razor is pretty hard stuff to watch. As is always the case, Hess was just amazing as the sleazy and utterly menacing scumbag.

While, he had many more roles, the next one I saw of his was his was his return to working with horror master Wes Craven, Swamp Thing. A medicore adaption of the DC comics horror/ super-hero comic of the same name is kind of forgettable, but not that bad. It is helped by his acting, as a baddie of course, and the rest of the cast, including, the beautiful Adrienne Barbaeu.

The last movie I saw with him, was the last movie he shot fully, Smash Cut. It's quite a different role from his other horror roles, in that while he plays the villain, it's a light-heart fun romp. He had a great and fun cast to work with including the lovely Sasha Grey. I personally had such a good time watching this one.

I had the pleasure of meeting him back in 2001, I believe, when he did Chiller Theatre. He was so nice to me, as he was with all his fans. He signed my 8x10 with "Piss your pants", a quote from Last House.

On Saturday, he died of a heartache. He leaves behind three kids. Hess will always be remember by his fans as one of the greatest villains of the splatter age of horror. He will also always be remembered for how fan friendly he was. God bless you, David Hess and may you RIP.

This following video was made as a reel role for him originally, but now plays as a remembrance and loving tribute to him. One of my friends, a fellow fan of his, sent to me today. It features clips from the movies above and others, as well, and music of his.


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An Interview with a Photog & Graphic Designer: Alan Camuto

Alan Camuto is a both a graphic designer and photographer. Aside from being a friend of mine, I am also a fan of his work. Not only has he designed some pretty cool stuff, but he's taking some great pics. He recently launched his site, and I thought this would be a great chance for me to introduce his work, to you, my loyal readers.

In fact all of amazing the pictures accompanying this interview have been taking by him. It should give you just a taste of his excellent work!

How did you become a graphic designer?
When I was younger, I really wanted to create graphics for videos games. By the time I was 10, I had owned an Atari 2600 and a Nintendo Entertainment System. Even though graphics were still primitive, I was amazed by them. Unfortunately, that didn’t pan out. While I did take two years of computer programming in college, I never developed my love for it. I always wanted to do something more visual, and at the time, video game courses and schools didn’t exist. 3D modeling was still in its infancy. So in my junior year of college, I decided to switch to fine arts and began to concentrate on Graphic Design. I never looked back.

Who are your biggest influence(s) art wise?
When I was younger, I would sit around the house and draw comic book characters all day long. Back then, my inspiration came from comic artists such as Walter Simonson and Marc Silvestri. When I was old enough to start reading Heavy Metal Magazine, I discovered and fell in love with the artwork of Olivia De Berardinis. At college, I studied the works of American Painter Edward Hopper. He painted realistic everyday life at a time when the modern art techniques of the 20th century began to flourish. I really admired Hopper for going against the grain and not changing his style. As many don’t know, Hopper was also an accomplished photographer. In general, the works of my peers inspire me to be a better photographer.

When did you notice your interest in photography?
In 2005 I began working on the photography web site of a popular photographer. After seeing his work first hand, I decided to give photography a try myself. Soon after, I purchased my first digital camera. I’ve been taking photographs ever since.

What do enjoy most about photography?
For me, photography gives me the ability to freeze time and share a moment that the naked eye usually takes for granted. This is basically what Edward Hopper did with his paintings. He took every day life and turned it into art. The only difference is that I’m trying to accomplish this with a camera.

What is your favorite subject(s) to photograph?
That’s simple… It’s New York City! This city never sleeps and there’s always something to photograph. Architecture, people, sporting events… The possibilities are endless in this city.

If you could photograph anyone who would you pick?
Since I can’t travel back in time to the 1960s and photograph Diana Rigg, I’ll have to settle for someone else. Otep Shamaya would be high on my list. Possibly a shoot of Otep in concert. I’m also a big hockey fan, and I think a photo shoot with CBC hockey commentator Don Cherry would be a real kick. The man is known for his eccentric suits and “tell it like it is” attitude. I think it would be fun to follow him around for a day taking photos. If you’re not familiar with him, look him up on Google. The man has a style all of his own!

What is your most proud photographic accomplishment?
I think my most proud accomplishment is having my photos published for the first time. A writer in Hungary saw my photographs online and approached me about an article for an upcoming issue. We spoke over e-mail and worked things out to make it happen.

What cons do you enjoy the most photography wise?
I love cars, so I think the New York Auto Show is my favorite. There’s so much to be seen there. The New York Tattoo Convention was fun. I wasn’t even thinking about going until my friend talked me into it. I brought my camera, and sure enough, some of the photos I took that day ended up being published. I also enjoy hitting the Horror, Anime, and Comic Cons. Photographing Cosplay is also a lot of fun, especially with the amazing costumes I’ve been seeing of late. This year, I’ll be attending all 4 days of the New York Comic Con. I can’t wait to see what photographs I’ll be bringing back.

What do you find most challenging about your field of work?
As with any line of work, it’s competition. In today’s world there are a lot of photographers and designers to compete against for jobs and opportunities. A lot of them are excellent at what they do, and deserve their accolades, but unfortunately the market is also flooded with “wannabes”. Learning Photoshop is only 1% of the game. You need to know design theory. It’s unfortunate that anyone can illegally torrent a copy of Adobe Studio CS5. You can’t download the title of Graphic Designer along with it.

What do you like to do on your spare time?
Besides taking photographs, I enjoy watching films, playing video games, and creating artwork.

What are some of your favorite video games, movies, TV shows, and music?
Right now I’m playing Final Fantasy XIII and the first Dead Rising. As far as movies, I’ve been watching a lot of Asian films of late. I’m a fan of Chan-wook Park and Takashi Miike. I watch a lot of sports on TV. And music… Well I like just about anything except pop and modern country music. I love Anime. If not for Akira, I would never have picked up a pencil to draw.

Where do you see yourself in the future?
Hopefully continuing what I love to do most, only on higher profile jobs. I’m expanding my horizons and moving forward with my work. As long as I’m having fun doing what I do, I’ll never give it up.

Where can people go to view your works or inquire about future photography and graphic design opportunities?
If you’d like to see more of my design and photography, you can visit my portfolio website at www.negativepop.com Visit the blog section for up to date photography postings. I also post to Flickr at http://www.flickr.com/photos/nixed/

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SMASH CUT

My most recent review for the Gorezone.net is of b-movie horror flick Smash Cut. It's got a great cast including David Hess, Michael Berryman, HG Lewis (hey it is a tribute to him!), and porn goddess, and beloved by this blog hottie, Sasha Grey.

Check it out here: http://www.gorezone.net/dvdcrypt/reviewstxt/stu/smashcut.html

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Squirt Gangbang

Title: Squirt Gangbang
Studio: Elegant Angel
Cast: Chelsie Rae, Sasha Grey, Jada fire, Angela Stone, Lexi Love, Annie Cruz, Sindee Jennings, Kylie Wylde, Cassie Young, Britney Stevens, Emma Cummings

This awesome all-girl squirt gangbang flick opens up with interviews with some of the girls, including the beautiful Sasha Grey, who is the first babe, of two, to get gangbanged, in this flick. This is really early in Grey's career. Regardless, she has always been, and still is, a hot and nasty performer. Anyways, most of the girls are shown spread eagle on a swing. And, then, as we move into the scene itself, it opens up with sexy Angela Stone and gorgeous and hot as hell Annie Cruz fucking and squirting on Grey. Soon, more girls join in and it gets REAL nasty and hot! There is lots of pussying eating, kissing, spitting, squirting (of course!), and squirt swapping. By, the end of the scene Sasha is drenched and soaking wet! Hot as the fiery pits of fucking hell!

The second scene has blonde cutie Chelsie Rae. It follows the same basic idea/ step-up as the Grey scene. It's hot and nasty action with some real amazing performances. I prefer the Grey scene a little more, but that has more with me just being a huge Grey fan. Regardless, both scenes are perfect and most sees!

The picture quality is crisp and clear and the sound is good, too. This one has some good extras. It has a short but decent behind the scenes. The real highlight are three HOT bonus scenes from three other Elegant Angel squirting titles. There is an Easter egg and a sexy photo gallery. Finally we get trailers (three of which look really) good, too.

This is an amazing release. One of the best squirting films I ever seen and one of the nastiest girl/ girl vids, as well. This one is so seriously hot it took me multiple, and I do mean multiple viewings, to finally finish seeing it. If every straight dude in the world owned this one, stocks in Kleenex tissues would hit an all time high! A masterpiece of squirt-smut.

4 out of 4 Woodies

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Random Hotness XI: Hotness Goes to the Net

Being that I am bored out of my fucking mind, the fact that I ain't blogged in what feels like a while, and that I definitely ain't done one of these blogs in ages, I felt like I would brighten your day and talk about some random hotties.

Mariah Carey- She received an award for breakthrough performance for Precious at the Palm Springs International Film Festival. But, she was drunk when she got the award! I LOVE drunk chicks! Yay! Here is the vid:

Plus, I found pics of her wondrous cleavage, like this one: Aren't you glad I share?

Sasha Grey- A girl who gets a lot of love at this blog is, of course, the beautiful Sasha Grey. She won a bunch of awards at this year's AVNs. Here she is thanking the AVNs:

She will also be co-hosting the AEE special on G4 that airs this Valentine's Day. What a perfect babe to not only to host it, but a great choice to spend V-Day with! For more info go here: http://g4tv.com/valentines2010/

Jamie Chung- Another HUGE fav of mine and frequently mentioned in this blog babe is, of course, this Korean beauty. Coming back early from work I picked up the November/ December issue of Complex with Eliza Dushku on the cover. And, while I do like her, it is Jamie's presence in the mag that made me pick it up. There are some great pics inside of her and an awesome interview. She seems to date a lot of guys who don't appreciate her. What the fuck? Who would not appreciate this goddess?! What a bunch of douchebags! Anyways, here is an extra sexy vid from that shoot:


The Girls of Spartacus: Blood and Sand- This Sam (The Evil Dead Trilogy) Raimi produced sword and sandals series just started this Friday on Starz and looks to be great. While, it overdo the CGI it is a badass guy's show filled with great acting, ultra-gore, and HOT babes. Two of them, Erin (Bitch Slap) Cummings and, my favorite so far, Viva Bianca , have already been nude. Lucy (Xena: Warrior Princess and Battlestar Galatica) Lawless is said to be nude in an upcoming episodes (this week's from what I been told). Be sure to watch this TV show! I know I am!

Kristin Kreuk- Speaking of TV shows... on Twitter, last night, I read that the beautiful Ms. Kreuk would be on NBC's Chuck. I flipped to it for a few minutes, she was riding a plane and sitting next to him . Lucky bastard! Like a fellow OMFG (that's Olivia Munn Fan Group) member said she's never looked hotter! Who the hell wouldn't want to sit next to a superbabe (pun NOT intended) like her on a plane? That said even even with her and former WWF champion and all around badass Stone Cold Steve Austin being in the episode, I still do not give a flying fuck about this show. Oh well.

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The Hottest Babes of 2009, pt. 7, 10-1

10. Megan Fox (last year- 9) - Fox's popularity continued to grow bigger and bigger this year. She was all over the place in magazines and on TV. While, she starred in one of the year's biggest hits (even if it was the worst film I have seen this year, so far) in the form of Transformers: Rise of the Fallen as well as the lead in the horror flick Jennifer's Body (which I ain't seen, yet, but so need to!). Megan got a lot of praise for her acting in the later. Few women, if any, in Hollywood exude the type of raw, almost porn star level, degree of sexuality that she does. On top of that she admits to loving comics and the like, making her an extra fav among fanboys.

9. Gail Kim (last year- 7) - To me, Kim remains the most beautiful woman in all of pro-wrestling. She is also one of the most talented. Sadly, the WWE have turned her into a jobber. Why? Cause the WWE suck fucking balls, that's why. They are wasting her vast talents. She should be, as she was in TNA, their top babyface. That said her in-ring ability and stunning good looks are one of the very few good things on Monday Night Raw. Here is to hoping the WWE will give her the push she deserves next year. If so, she will more than likely rank higher on this list, next time around.

8. Tila Tequila (same) - Admit ably there was some controversy attached to the lovely Ms. Tequila in 2009, but I am here to concentrate on the positive things that happened this year, for her. She continues to be an extremely popular honey on the net. Her, sometimes, wacky tweets are among my favorites. And, no girl that ain't in the porn biz posts posts hotter videos that she does. Always dressed sexy or semi-nude, Tila is a pleasure to behold. And, she took a stand against women being abused (a great cause, I think). She also became recently engaged to heiress Casey Johnson (that is fucking HOT in my book!). All of this makes Tila ever so delicious and awesome!

7. Sasha Grey (last year- 19) - I predicted that the future would be very bright for the gorgeous Ms. Grey and this year proved it. She gave an excellent performance in the underrated Girlfriend Experience and appeared on mainstream shows such as Attack of the Show. In fact for G4, she also hosted Sexpo Australia and did an excellent job at that, too. Showtime's great reality show Deeper Throat, had her featured prominently. In many ways she became one of the biggest stars in the porn world being able, to successfully parlay her success to mainstream popularity. And, still doing making porn and doing a truly hot job at that. In person, she has not let success get to her. She is always sweet and friendly, as anyone who met her at any of appearances (like this year's Exxxotica NY) can testify to. Smart, sexy, and sophisticated, Sasha might go down as one of the greatest porn stars in history of the world.

6. Olivia Munn (last year- 35) - One of the biggest jumps on the list this year has to be the one and true geek goddess and co-host of Attack of the Show: Olivia Munn. Her star grew bigger and bigger as the year went on. First off, in one of the greatest moments in the entire history of TV, she, and co-host Kevin Pereira, jumped into a giant pie in French maid outfits! Then, she had own website, where she posts her awesome blogs and her message boards, where members of the OMFG (that's the Olivia Munn Fan Group, for the uninitiated) gather around to discuss our (yes, I am a proud member and I consider OMFG as a family) love for her among other things. She made many appearances on TV, whether it be talk shows or TV series. She also starred in the recently released Slammin' Salmon. She has thus become, arguably, the biggest star to ever come out of G4, but as her website and actions prove, she continues to be close and care for us, her fans. Want more proof of that? When she posed for Playboy (albeit not nude), she signed and personalized all the copies to her fans. This month also saw her appear in Maxim (in a hot as fuck cover, might I add) and promised to the same for those, too. Plus, she will do the same for her as of yet unreleased, but coming very soon, Hey Olivia mag. With her book Suck It Wonder Woman: The Misadventures of a Hollywood Geek and her secret role, in my most anticipated movie of 2010, Iron Man 2 coming out next year, the sky is the limit for this wonderful beauty. All hail, Olivia Munn!

5. Asa Akira (last year- 18) - Perhaps my favorite porn star working continuously, Asa's popularity just keeps growing. A true doll when it comes to her amazing looks, she also quite nice and friendly in person. I can honestly tell you that, having met her for two consecutive years (including this one, of course) at Exxxotica NY, that she is one of my favorite girls to go up. Her pics and scenes drive me crazy and her amazing good looks are a sight to behold and worship. Asa is a living, breathing goddess!

4. Audrina Patridge (same) - The Hills continues to be a show that I could give a flying fuck about, but star Audrina Patridge is, without a shadow of a doubt, the most beautiful woman on that show and one of the most beautiful, in the whole entire world. She, along with another babe on this list, Jamie Chung, appeared in the biggest surprise to me of 2009 (in terms of how much fun and good it was) Sorority Row. She looked great of course in that, but also did a decent job with her role. She seems to have left the aforementioned The Hills (though, I recently heard that she will be back) to get her own TV show. While, it is doubtful I will ever watch that show, I will continue to admire this babe's amazing, breathtaking looks. Cause, when it comes to looking liking a true vision of beauty (as evident by her many paparazzi pics) few can even come close, much less beat Ms. Patridge.

3. Jamie Chung (last year- 6) - She started the year off with a role in Dragonball Z (which I did not see, yet), and appearing in one of my favorite layouts, ever, for Maxim. But, she really began to gain more notoriety (via interviews) when the aforementioned Sorority Row came out. While, that movie was filled with babes, including, as I just said, Audrina Patridge, Chung was the most beautiful of them all. Her acting was good in it, and her character was pretty likable. Jamie came off great in all the interviews she did for it, and it only helped to further cement my fandom for this underrated, amazing, jaw-dropping, Korean, babe. I hope, I mean really hope, that she gets even more work in 2010.

2. Joanna Angel (same) - The punk princess continues to dominate her type of porn. Aside, from her great directing of quality smut, and RED-HOT performances, Joanna gets lots of nominations and makes appearances at live events (like this year's Exxxotica NY). Her interviews on shows like G4's Attack of the Show mean that her crossover appeal is as big as ever. And, her bubbly, cute, and sexy personality make her one of the coolest chicks you will ever meet.

1. Grace Park (last year- 3) - What an year it has been for this top babe of 2009. It was the final season of the greatest sci-fi show in the history of TV, Battelstar Galatica, and her acting was as great as ever. Her character's relationship with Helo was that show's best romantic storyline. But, Grace fans got to see her in The Cleaner, as well. And, while that show is pretty corny, her acting is still great, and her beauty still as amazing, as ever. Plus, it pulls in solid ratings for A&E. And, then BSG fans got to see her again as the world's most beautiful Cylon model, when Battlestar Galatica: The Plan hit DVD. On top of that, she, and fellow BSG babe and co-star Tricia Helfer, appeared in what might be the greatest cover in the history of Maxim. The pics of them inside where drool worthy as well. And, thus Grace Park is not only the hottest women in all of TV, but THE babe of year. Congrats, Ms. Grace!

And, that dear readers is the end of my list. I hope you enjoyed and liked my picks. Thanks for reading!

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