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Horror Crush: Ashley Laurence

It's finally time for a new Horror Crush. It's really has been too long since the last one, hasn't it? Well this time we have a lady who is not only one of the most absolutely gorgeous (and remains so!) women to ever grace our genre, but also played one of the greatest final girls ever, in the form of Kristy Cotton: Ashley Laurence!

Ashley Laurence made her acting debut in 1987 with writer/ director Clive Barker's masterpiece Hellraiser (1987). An adaptation of his own novela The Hellbound Heart, it is absolute classic of the horror genre and in my top ten favorite movies of all time. The heartwarming tale of a sexual deviant named Frank (Sean Chapman) who escapes from S&M  demons, called Cenobites, from a hell of pleasure and pain. Only to then get his brother's sexy wife, Julia (who he had an affair with while he was alive) (Claire Higgins), to kill for him, so that he can get flesh back and live again. So, you know they keep fucking. 

The movie was a big hit, especially when adding the famous Stephen King's blurb that Barker was the "future of horror". Critics liked it and so did fans, and it went on to become a ridiculously long lasting franchise. It also cementend Barker as a horror master. Pinhead, the leader of the Cenobites, and the actor portraying, him Doug Bradley, became a horror icon. 

Laurence, of course, played the above mentioned Kristy daughter of the hubby in the couple and niece of Frank. She is tough, smart and stands her ground against Frank, Julia, and the leather and chains crew from fucking hell. And, she always feels like a real girl, one that is sweet and likable. The moment I first saw this classic I adored it. It was original, gory, and felt decidedly adult and so different from the slasher dreck at the time. And, I immediately had a HUGE crush on Laurence. Her character became not just one of my favorite final girls but a favorite of just about every horror fan, male or female. 

She'd return to the character in the awesome Hellbound: Hellraiser II. Picking up where the last one ended, Kristy has to go to hell, itself, when she thinks that her dad is stuck there. And, that he was asking her for help. It ain't daddy, though, as it's good old Frank trying to trick her. At the same time a doc named Channard has bought back Julia back from hell, so that he may see the wonders of hell, himself. Ambitious, gruesome. and drenched in splatter, this one ain't as great as the first flick. But, it is still amazing film and manages to rank among the best horror sequels ever

Laurence is once again great as Kristy. Her character's bravery and brains are fully on display, here. I especially love the way she tricks Dr Channard who has become the newest Cenobite. Plus, she looks drop dead gorgeous, even when covered in grue. I think this flick solidified her as one of the greatest final girls ever! 

A year later in 1989, she appeared in an episode of the fun anthology series, Monsters. I don't remember this episode, as I haven't watched most of this series, since I was a kid. But, I am sure I was really happy seeing one of my crushes on an episode.

In 1992, she appeared in killer kid flick, Mickey. Mickey (Brian Bonsell) not only kills people, but he is obsessed with the character played by the lovely Josie Bissett, she of Melrose Place fame. I saw this movie when it hit VHS and don't remember a lot, other than really liking it. And, again being happy that Laurence was in it. 

In 1992, she returned to her most beloved role of Kristy for Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth, but it was only for what amounts to a cameo. She is seen in a short police integration video, trying to explain to them what is going on. It's a cool moment that helps to tie in the first three movies. Also, while flawed, this is definitely the last good movie in what would immediately after this, become a shitty franchise.

1994 saw her appear in the Full Moon flick, Lurking Fear. It's based on an H.P. Lovecraft story, but I honestly don't remember much of anything. Well outside, of the fact that I thought it was awful and among the worst movies the studio put out in the 90's. Well, OK, I do remember Laurence looking drop-dead gorgeous. But, that even she could save this turd, which probably deserved to remain lurking somewhere far away.

After working on various non-genre material she returned to horror for the third and direct to video entry Warlock III: End of Innocence. This awful, dumb, and boring piece of shit, has Bruce Pryne as the Warlock. So, sadly it does not have the late, great Julian Sands. Pryne's lack of charisma is just one of the problems this boring and stupid piece of shit has. The crappy story has a girl (Laurence) inherit an old house where our Warlock once lived. He wants it back. She is there with her friends. He does some evil shit, I tried to not fall asleep. 

I actually tried to watch this back when it aired on cable several years ago. But, it was so bad, that I shut it off. Sometime ago, I bought the trilogy on Blu-ray at a great price over on Hamilton Books. Since, I rewatched the other two (both are fun but the second film is by far the best in the franchise and has a Horror Crush inductee of its own in the form of Paula Marshall), I said fuck it let's actually watch the third movie. And, honesty, Laurence is the best thing in this crap, She gives a good performance and looks incredible. If it wasn't for her, I would think even less of this flick. But, you can thank this viewing for making me want to induct her and write this post.

In 2002, sher returned yet again to the franchise that made her famous with Hellraiser: Hellseeker. But, unfortunately the series by this point had become absolute garbage on top of being direct to video fodder. I had been avoiding the post Bloodline (which was awful all its own) shit, but she being in this made me rent it. Once again, she is one of the only good things in it. Even, if the way her character acts goes against what had already been set. Still, it's slightly better than the third Warlock movie and the aforementioned Bloodline, so you know there's that.

2004 saw her in Lightning Bug from late director and make-up artist Robert (Chromeskull 1 & 2) Hall. I never saw this movie, but I do remember it getting good reviews. The lovely Laura (That 70's Show) Prepon also stars in it. Any fans of this one? Let me know your thoughts on it and Laurence in it, in the comments section below.

Making the metalhead in me happy, she appeared in 2009 in a video for one of my favorite bands Slipknot for their song Snuff.

2018, saw me making a childhood dream come true by meeting her at a Monster-Mania. She was so sweet and friendly. She talked to us for so long that her handler said we need to move along! Not only that, but she is absolutely breathtaking in person! 

Her latest and most recent horror appearance was an episode for Shudder's fun Creepshow series. I honestly don't remember the episode all that well, just bits and pieces and that the FX were great.I also recall that she was great in her role and looked amazing.

Aside from being a great actress, Laurence is also an accomplished artist. Her art is beautiful, dark, and I am quite the fan of it. I remember first hearing about it in an interview with her in Fangoria magazine that she did back in the late 80s or so.

A wonderfully talented actress and artist, as well as having played one of the best final girls ever in Kristy Cotton, a genuine sweetheart, and one of the most gorgeous women in horror history, it is with great honor, that I induct Ashley Laurence into this site's Horror Crushes!!


Top 40 Underrated Beauties from Rodneyvision (Non-Seattle Hairy Girl Edition) Part 3 (20-11)

20. Bethany- This absolutely gorgeous redhead only, to my knowledge anyways, shot one scene. But, oh what a fucking sorcher it is! It appears in I Swallow 7, and I will be discussing it more depth with two other babes that are yet to be ranked. 

For now, let's just say that we are first introduced to those two lovely ladies, Nova and Mia Domore, and then soon after our lovely Bethany. She is selling something door to door, and Rodney agrees to buy whatever the fuck it is she is selling, so long as she helps out Mia, who is blowing a bunch of lucky guys. While, Nova is chained up via a dog collar. Bethany agrees to help Mia out.
All, three of these babes are gorgeous and nasty, but on my first few viewings, its Bethany I crushed on the hardest. She is so beautiful and does a great job. Plus, I think coming in with a business suit and then disrobing makes for something extra hot! The cum swapping finale is a masterpiece of heat. And, the fact that she doesn't even know what she was selling adds a cute bit of humor (something that I've always liked in Rodney's stuff). 
A shame she did nothing else, cause this scene is one of my absolute favorites and the rare scene I can start to watch any part of and be turned on. Yet, definitely never last too long while watching it. But, hey if you are only gonna have one scene, then let be something this legendarily HOT and with two other goddesses joining in!
19. Phyllisha Ann- The gorgeous Ms. Phyllisha Ann has actually been in many adult movies, and is even married to adult legend Alex Sanders. But, I have always felt that she was tremendously underrated. She, to my knowledge, only shot one scene for Rodney. She is gorgeous, hot, and nasty that she not only became an immediate favorite, but, it also got her this spot! And, mind you, this happens with her NOT taking off any clothing or having any kind of sex with anybody! That dear friends is real talent!
In it, she plays a cop (and looks simply stunning in uniform), who warns Rodney not to pick up hookers; Or else he is going to jail! Of course, he don't listen and picks up perennial favorite and friend to this site, the absolutely gorgeous and legendary Alana Evans. After Alana blows him, he drops her off. She, though, is walking around with spunk on her beautiful face. Officer Anne notices this and is like hey that looks like ejaculate on her face! And, then says it smells like that (and sniffs it!) and tastes like it (yes she licks Evans' face!)!
And, yeah that's all she does, well OK she also cum swaps with Alana, but that's it. It is all so sexy and hot that how can you not crush on her? And, how can she not get ranked here?! Oh yeah, she also arrests them both, but Rodney bolts. Officer Anne, you can cuff me day you want to!
18. Tate and Devon- The only couple on this list, these two beauties can be found on Horny Hairy Girls 17Horny Hairy Girls 17. This is the only scene either shot for Rodney, though Tate (also known as Tate Dakota) has been in couple of other movies. Devon hasn't done as much being in what seems to be only three scenes (at least that I can find).

Anyways, in this scene gorgeous Tate goes to Rodney cause she wants to shoot a porn scene. She starts blowing Rodney, but he has to hide her cause her girlfriend, the curvy and absolutely drop dead gorgeous Devon. is looking for her. And, she is pissed! And, hot, apparently being pissed only makes her look hotter or something.
We learn that she hasn't been with a dude for years and is more than happy just being with Tate (understandable!). Rodney convinces her to blow him to so that he can reveal where her GF is. And, eventually both of these stunners have a threesome with him, cause of course you knew that was gonna happen. 

I love this scene, as it's an often played favorite of mine. First off both girls are so naturally beautiful. Tate has a gorgeous face, sexy and wavy, dark hair with blonde streaks. While, Devon is an absolute goddess with one of the best bodies you are likely to see including INCREDIBLE God-given boobs and a great, big butt. And, of course, both have incredible bushes!! 
The threesome action is, of course, hot, but it's the sexy interaction between both girls that takes it to nuclear levels. There is lots of kissing, and it definitely feels like these two like each other, like a lot! Then, the deal is sealed with a HOT facial and goo sharing. Absolutely incredible!!
17. Friday- There are hot and sexy blondes aplenty in the adult world and the world in general. But, then there are girls like Friday, sometimes called Linda Friday, who are absolute fire!
While, this gorgeous and busty blonde shot lots of scenes, she only worked with Rodney once. But, holy fuck did she make it count!! Found in Goo Girls 13, where she along with the legendary and gorgeous Olivia O'Lovely (though it must be noted that they are in seperate scenes and, I think Friday's is the hotter scene) are the cover-girls.
The premise is that Rodney finds our delectable blonde just laying on a car in a barely there top (especially with her knockers!). Turns out her photographer went to the bushes to use as a bathroom but left her there. So, Rodney says he'll take her pics. She is happy and VERY thankful!
She gives him a killer BJ with lots, and I do mean LOTS of drool! Like there is a shit ton of drool, all over herself and those amazing titties of hers! To be honest, this is what makes me rewatch it a million times. She and this scene, especially this section (as well as the sexy as fuck intro) are explosively hot!!
Friday looks so gorgeous. She has an amazing and curvy body. While, my preferences lie with natural boobs (note, I mean this respectfully, as I just stated that it is my preference and little else), her augmented knockers look incredible. Plus, her sexy, playful, and slutty attitude in the scene makes her that much more attractive. I've seen some of her other work, and I can honestly she was always awesome and beautiful. In short, Friday was one of the best busty blondes of that time period for sure!
16. Vanessa Lopez- Vanessa Lopez was a gorgeous Latina, who seemingly only shot like 2 or 3 scenes in total, all for Rodney. But, she was so naturally gorgeous and sexy that she made an immediate impression on me.
This happened as soon as I saw her clip in Monster Facials.com the Movie 4. The complete version of which can be found in I Swallow 3. If the shortened version is hot, then complete one is even better! 
In this scene, Rodney mistakes Lopez for a hooker, since she was walking down "Hooker Alley". It turns out, she had no clue that's what this area is called or used for. You see, she only knows it, as a shortcut from school. But, he explains to her what it is really and gives her ride, so no one else confuses her for a hooker. Soon, she realizes she could use the money for her school-books and decides to have sex with him. But, it's gonna be oral and anal only. Which honestly sounds find with me!
And, if you think that sounds hot, just wait till you get to the money shot, which has Rodney splooging on a plate. And, Vanessa sexily laps it all! It's fucking amazing! She is so naturally beautiful with her big, brown eyes, cute smile, and AMAZING butt and great legs, that how can you not fall in love wit her?! A perfect mixture of cute, sexy, and nasty, she didn't do much at all. But, you'll never forget her once you've seen her!
15. Devlyn DeVil- The minute I first got a glimpse of the gorgeous Devlyn DeVil, I was immediately in love! This happened when I saw her clip on the above mentioned Monster Facials 4. It took me forever to see the full scene in I Swallow 10, which is even more amazing and volcanically hot! But, yeah until then that opening shot where the camera follows her and shoots basically just her beautiful, sleek legs and truly gorgeous ass was fire enough for me!

Following a Rodney favorite fantasy our leggy goddess plays a hooker, who Rodney picks up. There is some sexy and slutty banter and play in his car before, we get to his house. There she poses for him and we get even more legs and ass shots of her! See I told you the longer version is even hotter (the clipped version cuts from the intro to the money shot)!
The actual fucking soon ensues which includes a hot BJ and some killer butt action. It then leads to the cum shot, which gets the twist revealed. She takes off her redhead wig, and we learn that she is bald! Pulling off the bald look isn't easy, but she is so naturally beautiful, that she does. Seriously, she is gorgeous with or without her wig.

He blasts her bald head and soon a spoon comes into play and swallowing commences. Hot, nasty, fun, and sexy this scene and she, herself, are pants hardening. Aside, from her killer legs and behind, she has such a beautiful face with big, dark brown eyes, and a super cute smile. Her sexy attitude and her punk/ alt girl look is just enough to break and melt hearts!
This was the only scene she did for Rodney and seems to be her best. But, it is also one of my favorite scenes, overall. She did a few other scenes, some falling under the freak category cause of her bald head seemingly. Some of them aren't my thing, but there are a few at least two other scenes of her worth checking out. But, like I already said this one rules the hardest!
14. Kelli Cage- Also, known as Kelly and Kelly Bernard, this naturally, busty blonde beauty actually shot for a couple of companies. including a couple for Rodney. My favorite of the ones, I have seen being the one shown in clip form in the first Monster Facials: The Movie.

This scene is hot AND nasty!! Involving her blowing a dildio tied to a ab cruncher, giving an BJ to Rodney, a plate, goo, a plate covered in it, slurping and swallowing, and sexy, finger sucking. She is so gorgeous. what with her razor-straight, long blonde hair, blue eyes, and real big tits. Plus, this scene is so incredibly hot, that I fell in love right then there. In all, it's a sexy, slutty, good time!!
13. Lauryl Canyon- If we are to talk about volcanically HOT blonde heartbreakers that shot with Rodney then we need to talk about our next ranked beauty: Lauryl Canyon! 
She appears in another ones of my top favorite scenes ever. I mentioned it briefly in the first part of this series, when I ranked the lovely Elle Devyne. Found as the first scene in I Swallow 3 (the second time that movie has been mentioned in this part alone!), they play nurses who collect sperm at a sperm donation facility.
The thing is they are too horny and slutty and end up drinking up all they collect, especially the gorgeous Lauryl. And, they do quite a bit of guys in this nasty, nasty scene including Rodney, who is in charge of the place and gets fucked last by our gorgeous dou. 
As I said in that earlier part of this series, it starts with Lauryl going down on the dark haired and stunning Ms. Devyne and keeps getting more and more dirty. My personal favorite moments being the girl-girl stuff, whenever they share a dude, when Lauryl watches and enjoys the action herself, the champagne glass drinking, and the final money shot/ swallowing by Lauryl. It's all fucking mind blowing and pants stretching fun!
When I first saw this scene, it was Elle I crushed hardest. But, each every and every viewing after, it's Lauryl who stole my heart. She is so gorgeous, dirty, sexy, playful, and amazing here! I love her smile, nasty and slutty performance, her beautiful face, shoulder length, blonde hair, lovely smile, great legs, nice boobs, and that amazing ass of hers!
Lauryl actually shot A LOT of porn and her work spans from 1987-2005. Yet, I don't think she gets talked about half enough! This scene alone is hall of fame worthy! And, if you want another barn burner with her and Rodney, then turn to I Survived a Rodney Blast 3, for another excellent boner causer. Would you guys like a proper write-up on this underrated stunner? If so let me know, cuz Lord knows I would love to write it!
12. Queeny Love- It's hard to believe that this is my first time since 2018, that I am here talking about the German goddess that is Queeny Love! That seems like a crime in my book! Mostly, cause she should get a book written about how awesome she was.
Anyways, in that write-up I mentioned how much this scene that ends with swallowing is a favorite of mine. It's found in both Monster Facials 3 and 5 (yes, the same scene appears twice in this compilation series, you won't complain cause it is so fucking hot that if it appeared in every video ever, your willy would still thank you).
11. Ashley Shye- I absolutely LOVE Ashley Shye. She shot a ton of scenes for different companies. Her wok for Rodney Moore, of which there was quite a bit, is some of the hottest stuff, I have ever seen. Yet, I don't think I have ever seen anyone mention her at all. Which is an absolute travesty! But, I hope that this will be beginning of that changing,

As such, I could pick anything of those Rodney scenes to talk about, but let's go with the clip that appears in Monster Facials 3. In it, she needs to go to the bathroom, and so does Rodney. But, the outhouse is too gross to use. So, of course, he says to come to his house to use his bathroom. She does so, but he peeks in on her. So, when he has to go, she interrupts and watches him. Then gives him a handy. Which leads to a BJ, banging, a load on her tongue, and swallowing. 
Ashley manages to be sexy, nasty, and slutty in this scene. I melt everytime I watch it especially, when we get leg and butt shots of her, and that aforementioned handy. She plays it up all so well! And, she is so naturally gorgeous. I lover her long, straight, brown hair with those cute bangs, big, brown eyes, beautiful face, naughty smile, and the aforementioned awesome ass and legs. Plus, there is something about her voice that I find really hot and provocative. I  can't quite put my finger on just what it is that I like about it, but it's yet another aspect of hers that makes swoon hard for her.
If you want an even hotter scene, then try out the one where she (with blonde hair and pig-tails looking hot as fuck!) and Rodney are joined by two S-tier goddesses in the form of Mia Domore (whose ranking is coming up!) and Lena Ramone. It takes place in a dentist's office and is fucking fire. But, I think that's for another post, perhaps one dedicated to Ashley, herself, or a new one for Lena (which is long overdue) or one for Mia, who knows.