As this month (the month of love no less) draws to an end, let's induct yet another beauty into Horror Crushes! And, this time the honor goes to the gorgeous Charlee Danielson!
Charlee Danielson is a fellow New Yorker. She is also a multi-talented lady having been a singer, song writer, model, and actress. She only acted in one movie, but what a movie and role it was!
That film is Frank Henenlotter's Bad Biology (2008). It marked his return to filmmaking after 17 years beforehand with the wild and fun Basket Case 3: The Progeny. This horror-comedy deals with Jennifer (Charlee Danielson), a photographer who is a nymphomaniac, due to having seven clitorises! It makes her sexually insatiable, which sometimes even results in the death of her partners. And, she also has an overacting reproduction system which makes her get knocked up and give birth to mutant babies almost immediately. At the same time, we meet Batz (Anthony Sneed), a young man with a giant (and I do mean giant) sentient and drug addicted cock. Yes, you read that correctly. When Jennifer realizes the size of his schlong, during a photoshoot in his house, she decides that he is the man that she needs, in her life.
Bad Biology is,to put it bluntly, fucking amazing! I think Henenlotter is one of the best and most underrated directors in the genre, and this is his third best movie, after Brain Damage and Basket Case, respectively. Which considering how much I love his work, is saying a lot.
The flick is, too say the very fucking least, outrageous, hilarious, disgusting, over the top, sexy, insane, and absolutely unlike anything you have or ever will see. The easily offended should stay far fucking away. Though, if you are reading my site, I would imagine that that ain't you. In which case, especially if you love crazy and fucked up horror/ exploitation/ comedies, then you need to just dive right in!
I first saw this movie years ago, when I bought the Shriek Show DVD. I loved it back then but watching it now on Severin's amazing 4K release, I love it even more. As a matter of fact, I fucking adore it! The climax is amazing, while the ending is both dark and utterly hilarious, The FX are cheesy, but they fit this movie perfectly.
It's really a shame that Danielson didn't any acting after this. In fact, it looks like she is completely done with the entertainment biz, as she, to my knowledge, is not even making music anymore. Danielson is very enjoyable in this film being funny, sexy, unhinged, and intimidating, sometimes in the span of just one scene. She is, of course, absolutely gorgeous and, fittingly for this flick, frequently naked. Keep your eyes open for B-movie babes Tina Krause (playing herself) and Rachel Robbins and porn hottie Jelena Jensen in cameos. But, honestly it's Danielson who really makes the lasting impression and became an immediate crush of mine.
Her one and only role and film is this unforgettable movie. One that I don't understand how it ain't a cult classic already (I hope that changes with this new disc). That it comes from one of the B-movie world's best and most fun directors, only makes it more deserving of meg-cult status. Combine that with Danielson's incredible and natural beauty and there is no way we can't love this underrated heartbreaker. And, thus I happily add Charlee Danielson to Horror Crushes!
Directed by Mike Mendez, Alejandro Brugués, Gigi Saul Guerrero and Demian Rugna, Eduardo Sanchez
Streaming On Shudder March 8
Available in US
Synopsis
This horror anthology assembles a Murderers’ Row of talent. Mike Mendez (Big Ass Spider), Alejandro Brugués (Juan of the Dead), Gigi Saul Guerrero (Culture Shock), Eduardo Sanchez (The Blair Witch Project), and Demian Rugna (When Evil Lurks, Terrified) unite in the first all-Latino horror anthology.
YOU’LL NEVER FIND ME
Directed by Josiah Allen and Indiana Bell
Streaming On Shudder March 22
Available in US, CA, UKI
Synopsis
An isolated man living at the back of a desolate caravan park is visited by a desperate young woman seeking shelter from a violent storm. As the savage storm worsens, these solitary souls begin to feel threatened - but who should really be afraid?
The Last Drive-In with Joe Bob Briggs: The Walking Dead: The Ones Who Live
Shudder Original Special
LIVE on Shudder March 1; Streaming on Shudder March 3
Available in US and CA
Synopsis
Joe Bob dives deep into the epic love story of two people changed by a changed world in The Walking Dead: The Ones Who Live.
SHUDDER RESURRECTED
**Repertory Titles New to Shudder**
March 1
At Midnight I’ll Take Your Soul
A gravedigger prowls the city in search of a female to bear him a son.
The Strange World of Coffin Joe
Three episodes: A dollmaker whose dolls are eerily human, a tale of necrophilia and a doctor proves love is dead.
This Night I’ll Possess Your Corpse
After the events of the previous film, Coffin Joe continues to seek a maiden to give him a son. With the help of servant Bruno, he kidnaps six girls from a village. Which one of them will pass his trials of fear?
Dream Demon
A young woman about to be married begins having terrifying dreams about demons. When she awakes, however, the demons are real and begin to commit gruesome murders.
The Strangers
A young couple staying in an isolated vacation home are terrorized by three unknown assailants.
Ghostwatch
In a “live” broadcast on Halloween night, a BBC team investigate a reported poltergeist in an ordinary London home.
Give Me Pity!
Sissy St. Clare graces the small screen for her first ever television special, an evening full of music, laughter, glamour and entertainment. But Sissy’s live event quickly begins to curdle into a psychedelic nightmare.
Grabbers
When an island off the coast of Ireland is invaded by bloodsucking aliens, the heroes discover that getting drunk is the only way to survive.
Alice, Sweet Alice
In 1961, a divorced Catholic couple’s life is turned upside-down when one of their two adolescent daughters is suspected of her younger sister’s brutal murder during her First Holy Communion and a series of subsequent stabbings.
March 4
Day of the Beast
Bent on committing as many sins as possible to avert the birth of the beast, a Catholic priest teams up with a Black Metal aficionado and an Italian connoisseur of the occult. Now he must become an unrelenting sinner. Is there still hope?
Perdita Durango
A psychotic criminal couple kidnaps a random teenage couple. The woman rapes the male captive and lets him watch his lover being raped by the man. Then they plan to sacrifice the couple.
Butcher Baker Nightmare Maker
An orphaned teenager finds himself being dominated by his aunt who’s hell-bent on keeping him with her…at all costs.
March 11
First Contact
Two estranged siblings go to their late scientist father’s farmhouse to make sense of his incomplete work. They soon discover an evil entity, buried in time and space for millions of years, has been released and begun wreaking havoc.
The Church
An old Gothic cathedral built over a mass grave develops strange powers that trap a number of people inside with ghosts from a 12th Century massacre seeking to resurrect an ancient demon from the bowels of the Earth.
The Sect
A lonely kindergarten teacher discovers a secret well in the basement of her house, and soon finds herself being followed by a murderous Satanic cult.
March 18
Southern Comfort
During a routine exercise, a team of National Guards are threatened by angry and violet locals.
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If you are a long time reader of my adult coverage you may have realized that I am a HUGE fan of Rodney Moore and the lovely ladies who appear in his Rodneyvision produced flicks and scenes. I have done various lists of the some of the bigger names who have worked for him, like Nadia Nyce and Lena Ramone. I have also featured countless of lists and profiles on various of the hairy beauties who have shot for him (with many more to come!). Well, it's time to show some love for girls who are sometimes overlooked and that are, for the most part, not hairy. I say for the most part cause a couple of hairy beauties have managed to slide their way in, cause of course they would with me. As always I will provide links to where you can legally see/ purchase their work. So let the list begin with the first part of this four part series!
40. Lynx Dyan- This naturally gorgeous, young brunette was an absolute stunner. She has fair complexion, long, brown hair, a truly, stunning face, and beautiful eyes. She shot a couple of scenes for Rodney. My favorite of hers, that I've seen anyways, is, of course, her lesbian scene with the goddess herself, Nadia Nyce. It made my 10 Must See Nadia Nyce Scenes and is sexy and hot as fucking hell! She sadly passed away due to cancer in 2001, at only 24.
39. Ariel Cassadine-This Latin stunner is sexy as fuck. With her long, curly, black hair, amazing ass, great legs, and yes, that amazing ass, she drips with sex appeal. I love her clip in Monsterfacials 3, where she plays a hooker. Rodney picks her up and delivers a huge load on her pretty face. The daisy duke shorts show off those killer legs and that big ass wonderfully! Did I mention how great her butt looks?
38. Toni O'Brien- As far, as I can tell, this beautiful redhead only shot three scenes, only one of which was for Rodney. But, that scene is a total scorcher, so hell yeah! It's a threesome with the other lady being one of my perennial favorites, the absolutely gorgeous Bobbi Bliss! The result of which you can find on MonsterFacials 4. It has a barn burner of a cum-swap between these two gorgeous women, highlighted by a cum webbed kiss and the loving way Toni caresses Bobbi's beautiful face
37. Polly Garter- This gorgeous, dark haired beauty combined two of my favorite things: curvy and goth chick! She shot two scenes for Rodney. One is a hot, sexy, and hairy (told ya that some hairy girls would work their hot ways in here!) girl-girl scene between her and another favorite of ours: Eve. But, I discussed that over in an Eve write-up that I previously did. So instead, let me pick her boy-girl with Rodney, himself, in Horny Hairy Girls 30, that takes full advantage of her goth hottness. As, she plays a goth babe, that Rodney asks to pose in a sexy and revealing pink outfit. Polly looks delicious with curves and a bush to die for. It's a playful and naughty scene that is worth seeing from start to finish!
36. Allison Kilgore- Busty, blonde, and beautiful Allison shot quite a bit of scenes for Rodney. But, without a doubt my favorite is the one that is featured in a hot Cliff Notes version on MonsterFacials 4. In it Rodney has a new cologne that he sprays on himself after a gorgeous blonde in hot cut-off denim shorts (Allison Kilgore) rejects hum. But, after he goes back and she realizes the scent, she falls under his spell. She wants him, and they of course go off to bang, Highlighting how awesome her ass looks in those aforementioned shorts and how cute she is under the cologne's spell, this one will get you to run for the tissues. And in my case, made me a huge fan of hers, her bootie, and this scene for life!
35. Trinity- Blonde, tall, curvy with amazing real boobs, this gorgeous beauty is also sexy as fucking hell. Check out her super hot and slutty swallowing scene that is also featured in MonsterFacials 4, which makes melt every single time I watch it.
34. Robin Wood- Good God, almighty! Robin Wood was gorgeous and too fucking sexy, and best of all, naturally so! Those boobs are truly a gift from the Lord. Both of her scenes with Rodney are scorching. But, for the sake of this post I'll pick the one these pics come from, which appears the first volume of MonsterFacials. In it, she was apparently late for her shoot. But, she is so hot and gorgeous, and the scene ends up being great, so I guess it isn't a big deal at all. In all, seriousness she really knows how to play up to the camera, coming off very provocatively and slutty. The money shot, wherein Rodney blows his load in her mouth, has her drooling it and rubbing it all over her big boobs, then blowing kisses and licking her lips. This all solidifies it as one I love to revisit!
33. Syren Smiles- This Canadian babe was just so goddamn gorgeous! Syren's shoulder length, black hair, big, dark brown eyes, sexy lips, and beautiful face combine with a body to die for, especially her nice butt, sexy legs, and that awesome bush! She also has a playful and dirty attitude that comes off great on camera. Her two scenes for Rodney are both so sexy and hot! But, I'll give the slight edge to the one featured in MonsterFacials 3. In it, Rodney finds her sitting on a couch while the room all a mess. A guest is coming, but she don't wanna clean up. So, she blows him instead and swallows! She looks so gorgeous in her barely there pink lingerie (pic directly below). And, those big, beautiful, dark eyes are enough to make me or anyone else melt!
32. Elle Devine- Elle was so beautiful. She had one of the most gorgeous faces you were or are likely to see. And, she was just as nasty as she was stunning. Hands down, my favorite scene of hers, that I have seen, can be found in I Swallow 3. She and the absolutely gorgeous Laurel Canyon (who you will be seeing later in this multi-part list) play nurses at a sperm bank. collecting cum from horny, lucky patients. I love that it starts off with Laurel giving her oral and only gets nastier from then. I swear the first time I saw this scene, I immediately fell in love with Elle!
31. Marley Mason- Marley Mason is perfection. She is tall and has an all natural, slamming body with big boobs and big butt, long, sexy. perfect legs, and a hot bush. Her face is absolutely stunning with a beautiful smile and gorgeous, long brown hair. While, I slightly prefer it wavy (left), she looks killer with it straight as well (see the last of the pics below). She shot with various studios, including at least with Rodney. I have seen two of these both, scrochers. My favorite out of those two has to be the one found in Scale Bustin Babes 34(which overall is one of the best entries in that series, I think).
In classic Rodney fashion, she has come to his place to do a sexy shoot for her boyfriend. It's her "first time" doing this kind of thing. Anywho, she comes in one hot outfit, only to pose in two even hotter ones! Rodney, of course, bangs her. Combining her beauty, hot body, along with a great performance that is a mix of innocent, naughty, and nasty makes this one you will wanna have lots, and do mean lots. of tissues on hand for!
Would you look at this. It's time for yet another Horror Crush inductee! And, she just happens to be one of the hottest actresses ever: Cheryl Lawson!
The lovely Cheryl Lawson was born on December 20,1963. I first saw her in the fun mad scientist/ zombie flick The Dead Pit (1989). It tells the tale of a Jane Doe (Lawson) who is in an asylum due to her amnesia and behavior. The thing is the asylum is one where, as we see in the prologue, a mad scientist was conducting experiments and had a pit (I'll let you guess what kind a pit it was) in the basement. He was stopped and killed by the current head doctor, who is now giving Doe her therapy, through hypnosis. An earthquake hits the joint, meanwhile Doe is haunted by nightmares and a feeling of some evil shit going down, Our lead mad doctor has come back from the grave and is racking up a body count. And, soon his experiments rise up and resurrect from that aforementioned pit, looking for victims. All the while, Doe and others try to survive and learn what the fuck is happening,
I first this one on VHS having read about it Fangoria. I rented the movie and really enjoyed it and its gore. But, that was ages ago, when I was a kid. I hadn't seen it since then. That was until, just a few days ago when I finally rewatched on the excellent Code Red Blu-ray. I found that yes it is a little cheesy, but it's also a whole lot of fun. The movie is good looking and has some really well done make-up FX. It ain't as gory as I recall it being, but there is still some good bloodletting. Included amongst that is some awesome meltdowns and lots of brains that get exposed and/ or pulled out.
But, Lawson was what stuck with me the most as a kid. I had the absolute, biggest crush on her after seeing this film. She is absolutely gorgeous and has one of the best bodies, in all of horror. She also spends all of her time in the movie in a barely there tank-top and her undies. Plus, she has one topless scene where she has a nightmare about being hung and tired from her wrists. Soon afterwards, a hose sprays and rips-off that tiny top. But, she's also really good in her role, being likable and having a great scream. The later of which was praised by no less an expert than Joe Bob Briggs, himself!
She also appeared in a horror flick Vineyard (1989) and played the role of "pretty woman in the media zone" in the sci-fi thriller Virtousity (1995). But, I never saw the former and remember nothing about the Denzel Washington starring later film, other than it was mid as fuck. Beyond that most of her work, in the genre and beyond, has been doing stunts.
Cheryl Lawson's role in The Dead Pit makes her one of the sexiest women to ever grace our beloved genre. Thus she more than deserves being one of our Horror Crushes!
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