Horror Crush: Alison Lohman

A recent revisit to one of my favorite flicks has made it very clear that is time to add another lovely and talented lady to this site's Horror Crushes. And, that stunner is the amazing Alison Lohman!
 

Alison Marion Lohman was born on September 18, 1978 in Palm Springs, California. She began acting in theater at age nine in 1988. She would go to work on TV and movies starting in 1998. I first knew about her thanks to seeing pics and clips of her in White Oleander (2002). Now, I never seen that movie nor is it horror, but her looking all goth was breathtaking and immediately caught my attention. Shit she even made Watch Mojo's 20 Hottest Goth Girls, deservedly so I might add! Anyways, we love goth girls here and know most horror fans do, too, so here some pics of her as her character in that movie Astrid Magnusson.

In 2009, she appeared in her first horror movie: Sam Raimi's Drag Me to Hell. One of my favorite movies, it is the reason for her induction. In it she plays Christine Brown a loan agent looking to move forward in her career. An assistant branch manager position is opened, and she is one of the two nominees for it. She see her chance to prove herself capable of making hard choices when she turns down the loan extension for a sickly, old gypsy lady. Who would have been this old lady's third extension. The woman puts a curse on Christine after she feels humiliated by her. So that, in three days a demon called the Lamia will take Christine to hell. She must try and find a way to escape the curse or destroy the demon, before it is too late for her.

Raimi's demonic horror flick is exhilarating, energetic, stylish (of course!), and absolutely wild. It is, in my humble opinion, his finest flick since Darkman. Yes, that means that I think that it's better than his Spider-Man movies. The film is alternately funny and scary. And, while the movie was released as a PG-13 flick, it doesn't hurt it. Though, the unrated cut on DVD and Blu-Ray with the extra gore added back in is even more awesome (OK I don't like a certain scene involving a kitty, but other than that awesome!!). The goat possessed by the demon rules. and the ending is unforgettable, It is a finale that never loses its power. In fact, this film holds up really well in repeated viewings and is one of the best horror movies of the 2000s. 

Lohman is amazing in the film. She makes Christine feel like a very real character. She might have done this one thing in her job (which we are not sure we would or could do, I sure as hell am glad that I don't have to), but, she is a sweet and good hearted person, overall. We feel awful for all the horror that she is going through. We want her to to be happy with her finance (well played by Justin Long), which makes the horror work so well. And, she manages to handle the more humorous aspects of the film excellently, too. Lohman is, to put it bluntly, fucking awesome! She is also absolutely gorgeous! She took my breath away, when I saw her in this. She is truly one of the most naturally beautiful women, and as Christine, easily wins your heart.

 

She would appear in one more movie that year, Gamer, and soon after retire from acting deciding to focus on being a mom to her three kids. She would then  decide to teach online acting classes. And, would go on to do a few more movies later on. Among those is her only other horror movie, The Vatican Tapes (2016). I never seen this one, but if you have let me know your thoughts on it. And, of course, let me know about her role in it.

On August 19, 2017, I met her at Monster-Mania. This makes her second inductee, the other being Daphne Zuniga, from that specific Monster-Mania to be a Horror Crush here. Anyways, Lohman was so sweet and talkative in person, as well as being such a stunning and natural beauty. Meeting her was truly fucking awesome!

Rewatching Drag Me to Hell is always a great experience. Even if it part me feels sad that she no longer acts, much. Anyways, we will always have her incredible role of Christine in Raimi's modern classic. And, for that alone, I am honored to induct Alison Lohman into Horror Crushes! 

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Top 40 Underrated Beauties from Rodneyvision (Mostly Non-Hairy Girl Edition) Part 1 (40-31)

If you are a long time reader of my adult coverage you may have realized that I am a HUGE fan of Rodney Moore and the lovely ladies who appear in his Rodneyvision produced flicks and scenes. I have done various lists of the some of the bigger names who have worked for him, like Nadia Nyce and Lena Ramone. I have also featured countless of lists and profiles on various of the hairy beauties who have shot for him (with many more to come!). Well, it's time to show some love for girls who are sometimes overlooked and that are, for the most part, not hairy. I say for the most part cause a couple of hairy beauties have managed to slide their way in, cause of course they would with me. As always I will provide links to where you can legally see/ purchase their work. So let the list begin with the first part of this four part series! 

40. Lynx Dyan- This naturally gorgeous, young brunette was an absolute stunner. She has fair complexion, long, brown hair, a truly, stunning face, and beautiful eyes. She shot a couple of scenes for Rodney. My favorite of hers, that I've seen anyways, is, of course, her lesbian scene with the goddess herself, Nadia Nyce. It made my 10 Must See Nadia Nyce Scenes and is sexy and hot as fucking hell! She sadly passed away due to cancer in 2001, at only 24.

39. Ariel Cassadine-This Latin stunner is sexy as fuck. With her long, curly, black hair, amazing ass, great legs, and yes, that amazing ass, she drips with sex appeal. I love her clip in Monsterfacials 3, where she plays a hooker. Rodney picks her up and delivers a huge load on her pretty face. The daisy duke shorts show off those killer legs and that big ass wonderfully! Did I mention how great her butt looks?

38. Toni O'Brien- As far, as I can tell, this beautiful redhead only shot three scenes, only one of which was for Rodney. But, that scene is a total scorcher, so hell yeah! It's a threesome with the other lady being one of my perennial favorites, the absolutely gorgeous Bobbi Bliss! The result of which you can find on MonsterFacials 4. It has a barn burner of a cum-swap between these two gorgeous women, highlighted by a cum webbed kiss and the loving way Toni caresses Bobbi's beautiful face

37. Polly Garter- This gorgeous, dark haired beauty combined two of my favorite things: curvy and goth chick! She shot two scenes for Rodney. One is a hot, sexy, and hairy (told ya that some hairy girls would work their hot ways in here!) girl-girl scene between her and another favorite of ours: Eve. But, I discussed that over in an Eve write-up that I previously did. So instead, let me pick her boy-girl with Rodney, himself, in Horny Hairy Girls 30, that takes full advantage of her goth hottness. As, she plays a goth babe, that Rodney asks to pose in a sexy and revealing pink outfit. Polly looks delicious with curves and a bush to die for. It's a playful and naughty scene that is worth seeing from start to finish!

36. Allison Kilgore- Busty, blonde, and beautiful Allison shot quite a bit of scenes for Rodney. But, without a doubt my favorite is the one that is featured in a hot Cliff Notes version on MonsterFacials 4. In it Rodney has a new cologne that he sprays on himself after a gorgeous blonde in hot cut-off denim shorts (Allison Kilgore) rejects hum. But, after he goes back and she realizes the scent, she falls under his spell. She wants him, and they of course go off to bang, Highlighting how awesome her ass looks in those aforementioned shorts and how cute she is under the cologne's spell, this one will get you to run for the tissues. And in my case, made me a huge fan of hers, her bootie, and this scene for life!

35. Trinity- Blonde, tall, curvy with amazing real boobs, this gorgeous beauty is also sexy as fucking hell. Check out her super hot and slutty swallowing scene that is also featured in MonsterFacials 4, which makes melt every single time I watch it. 

34. Robin Wood- Good God, almighty! Robin Wood was gorgeous and too fucking sexy, and best of all, naturally so! Those boobs are truly a gift from the Lord. Both of her scenes with Rodney are scorching. But, for the sake of this post I'll pick the one these pics come from, which appears the first volume of MonsterFacials. In it, she was apparently late for her shoot. But, she is so hot and gorgeous, and the scene ends up being great, so I guess it isn't a big deal at all. In all, seriousness she really knows how to play up to the camera, coming off very provocatively and slutty. The money shot, wherein Rodney blows his load in her mouth, has her drooling it and rubbing it all over her big boobs, then blowing kisses and licking her lips. This all solidifies it as one I love to revisit!

33. Syren Smiles- This Canadian babe was just so goddamn gorgeous! Syren's shoulder length, black hair, big, dark brown eyes, sexy lips, and beautiful face combine with a body to die for, especially her nice butt, sexy legs, and that awesome bush! She also has a playful and dirty attitude that comes off great on camera. Her two scenes for Rodney are both so sexy and hot! But, I'll give the slight edge to the one featured in MonsterFacials 3. In it, Rodney finds her sitting on a couch while the room all a mess. A guest is coming, but she don't wanna clean up. So, she blows him instead and swallows! She looks so gorgeous in her barely there pink lingerie (pic directly below). And, those big, beautiful, dark eyes are enough to make me or anyone else melt!

32. Elle Devyne- Elle was so beautiful. She had one of the most gorgeous faces you were or are likely to see. And, she was just as nasty as she was stunning. Hands down, my favorite scene of hers, that I have seen, can be found in I Swallow 3. She and the absolutely gorgeous Laurel Canyon (who you will be seeing later in this multi-part list) play nurses at a sperm bank. collecting cum from horny, lucky patients. I love that it starts off with Laurel giving her oral and only gets nastier from then. I swear the first time I saw this scene, I immediately fell in love with Elle!

31. Marley Mason- Marley Mason is perfection. She is tall and has an all natural, slamming body with big boobs and big butt, long, sexy. perfect legs, and a hot bush. Her face is absolutely stunning with a beautiful smile and gorgeous, long brown hair. While, I slightly prefer it wavy (left), she looks killer with it straight as well (see the last of the pics below). She shot with various studios, including at least 3 with Rodney. I have seen two of these both, scrochers. My favorite out of those two has to be the one found in Scale Bustin Babes 34 (which overall is one of the best entries in that series, I think). 

In classic Rodney fashion, she has come to his place to do a sexy shoot for her boyfriend. It's her "first time" doing this kind of thing. Anywho, she comes in one hot outfit, only to pose in two even hotter ones! Rodney, of course, bangs her. Combining her beauty, hot body, along with a great performance that is a mix of innocent, naughty, and nasty makes this one you will wanna have lots, and do mean lots. of tissues on hand for!

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Horror Crush: Kim Director

It has been a very long time (way too fucking long, if you were to ask me) since we inducted a lady into this site's Horror Crush section. And, with Valentine's Day coming up and it being Women in Horror Month, it feels more appropriate than ever to do so. And, with that being said, this time around the chosen beauty is the stunning Kim Director!   

Kim Director was born on November 13, 1974 in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. She made her acting debut in Spike Lee's He Got Game (1998). But, I wouldn't know of her till I saw the movie that made her one of my personal favorite horror crushes (and thus paved the way for her induction): Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 (2000).

Taking a meta approach, this often, and unjustly, at that, maligned sequel, has the events of the first movie, be just that a movie. Or is it? As our characters go off to prove if it was indeed real or just reel. Kim plays one of said characters, Kim a gorgeous, goth babe that is hotter than hell. Director is quite good in her role, as is the rest of the cast.

If you wanna go much deeper into my thoughts on this flick, please read my review of it. But, long story short, it maybe flawed but is still a good movie. One that I truly believe has aged much better than its predecessor. Also, starring in the movie is the gorgeous Erica (The Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake) Leershen. My questions is would you like to see her inducted into Horror Crushes? Let me know in the comments section below if so!

And, regardless of your thoughts on the movie itself (though, I firmly feel those who dislike it should give a second chance) I think we can all agree that Director looks breathtaking in it. This is especially true for those of who love goth girls! 

Director, though, wouldn't return to horror movies, themselves, till 2016 for M. Knight Shaymalan's Split, in an uncredited role as a character named Hannah. I am guessing this was a small role, and I honestly didn't notice her in it. Did any of you guys notice her role?

She would, eventually, start doing conventions (you know while those actually were still occurring) beginning with Chiller Theatre April 2018. I met her there, and she was so genuinely sweet and, of course, breathtakingly beautiful. She followed that up with NJ Horror Con March 2019, where she actually remembered my friend and myself! I didn't get a pic with her at that event, but one of my friends did (note: as such there are no pics of her my in report concerning NJ Horror Con.).  

Then in 2020, she appeared on an episode of NOS4A2 as a character named Sasha in an episode called "Good Father". I have never watched this show, but if you have let me know in the comments, especially your thoughts on her in said episode.

And, she has an upcoming in Glen Danzig's

Death Rider in the House of the Vampires. This movie also stars Devon Sawa, Julian Sands, Danny Trejo, and the Soska Sisters! It looks like it is sexy and gory fun, and Director looks incredible in the trailer! And, quite frankly it is said trailer that made it very clear that sealed the deal on this induction. You can watch said trailer below. 

Kim Director is an absolute stunning beauty (those eyes!!), naturally sexy, and a great actress (check out her amazing performance in HBO's The Deuce for proof). And, while she hadn't done that much horror, she is, in recent years, beginning to rack up the appearances in the genre. Plus, she really likes being at horror conventions. But, even outside of that, her role in Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 pretty much certifies that she deserves being her. Long, long overdue, it is with great honor that I declare Kim Director an official inductee into this site's Horror Crushes! 

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