Horror Crush: Juilanna Guill

Eight months is too long a time for site to have taken a break. So we ain't wasting anymore time. We are gonna keep on giving you guys fresh reading material by way a second induction into Horror Crushes in just mere days! This time around we add one of the sexiest babes to ever grace a major slasher franchise entry: Juilanna Guill!

Juilanna Guill was born in Winston-Salem, North Carolina in 1987. In 2005, she graduated from Richard J. Reynolds High School. Guill began acting in 2004 appearing in two episodes of One Tree Hill.

Five years later, in 2009, she appeared in the movie where I first saw and got her this induction, the Platinum Dunes remake of Friday the 13th. 

This remake combines the first three movies in a considerably lesser manner, as a bunch of college students shake up a cabin. Said cabin is found in Camp Crystal Lake. Which, of course, has a bad rep cuz some lady, Mrs. Voorhees, lost her marbles after her son drowned, killed some teens, then lost her fucking head by way of a machete. Anyways, along the way Sam from Supernatural looks for his sister. She is being held prisoner by Jason, who in this version does that I guess. Soon Jason starts racking up the body count.

I actually enjoyed this one in the theaters. I mean I didn't think it was amazing or anything, but it seemed fine. However, each viewing I gave it it felt worse than the last. It lacks any suspense, with some scenes going on for too long, even more so in the extended cut. You won't care what happens to anyone even the likable characters, much less the assholes in the movie. While, violent it lacks any actual gore, which is an odd choice and makes it even more flat feeling.

Still, like most of Marcus (The Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake) Nispel's work it is a really good looking movie.  Also, good looking are the women in this flick, with the top honors in that department going to Guill.

Guill plays Bree Turner and is likable in her role. She is also incredible and impossible to forger her. When asshole character in the movie (and definitely one of the worst male characters ever in the genre) cheats on his girlfriend with her, he is amazed by her boobs. And, even though we hate this fucking tool, we have to agree with him! Guill's nude/ sex scene is one of the greatest in the entire franchise. She dances sexily while drinking, then has intercourse with said douchebag, showing literal T&A. 

That same year, she appeared in a made for TV slasher flick from MTV called My Super Psycho Sweet 16. I never even heard of this, but she is one of the main characters, in the form of Madison Penrose. This doesn't seem like anything I ever need to see, but maybe I'm wrong. If I am and you have seen it let me know in the comments section below.

I mean someone like it, cuz a year later it got a fuckin' sequel, as in 2010, we got My Super Psycho Sweet 16 Part 2. Apparently this one has a second sweet 16 party with more killings being committed, cuz, of course, there would be. Again unless, some of you can tell me a good reason to watch I'll continue skipping.

That same year, she continued her time in the genre, with yet another movie that I never heard of, Altitude. Apparently, this one is a sci-fi/ horror flick with teens trapped in a plane that isn't exactly working in top shape. Any of you guys seen this one? 

In 2012, she appeared in Mine Games. This one I did actually see and even reviewed it for my old job at Best Horror Movies, but alas that site has long been closed. So the review no longer exists. All I remember is that it was terrible, and as such I gave it a shitty review, The fact that I don't remember anything beyond that probably says a lot. But, apparently Guill is a bikini, so you know, that has to be worth something, right?

That year also saw Guill's last role, to date, in horror with The Apparition. I last mentioned this one back when I inducted the gorgeous Ashley Green. I had not seen it back then and still haven't. Now that it has two Horror Crushes inductees, should I finally watch it? Or is my life better by still not watching it? Let me know in the comments section below.

And, with that Guill worked her last horror movie, as of this post. In a short period of time, she worked a decent amount of genre output. Admirably, she didn't have the greatest line up of terror flicks, but here is the thing. Her role in the that Friday the 13th remake is one of the most memorable in the entire franchise. And, for that alone she we are honored to have her as an official Horror Crush!