And, the very last person I met that day, before we headed out to the Inked Awards, was the cute as fuck Alex Coal. The geek in me LOVED seeing her Pikachu t-shirt! She is incredibly sweet and friendly and meeting her helped my Exxxotica 2016 experience end on a super high-note.
60. Felicity Jones(new)- I am crushing hard on Felicity Jones and Rogue One: A Star Wars Story hasn't even come out yet! But, she just looks awesome and, of course, hot(!) in all the trailers and promos for the highly anticipated movie. Of course, it would be hard not to fall in love with her, what with THAT accent(!!), those lips, and those beautiful eyes of her!
59. Katie Cassidy(last year #62)- OK, I am gonna flat out say this, I miss Katie Cassidy's Black Canary on Arrow. Sure I had my many issues with the way the character was written, but it's Katie freaking Cassidy! Also, the fact that Felicity is still alive sucks ass. As one of my friends said, "the wrong blonde died!" Still, her return for the 100th episode of the show last week was very, very welcomed!
58. Daniel Panabaker(last year #48)- The fact that Panabaker got her Killer Frost powers in this season of The Flash is hot. Seeing her play bad is just too fucking smoldering, which is kind of ironic, actually. She didn't go all the way with her evil transformation, though (not that I expected her to), and she didn't don the sexy costume this season. That last part is kind of heartbreaking, actually!
57. Eiza Gonzalez(new)- As Satanico Pandemonium, the gorgeous Ms. Gonzalez has me in awe of her every time I see her on From Dusk Till Dawn. With this being the show's best season yet, it really bought home just how fucking hot she is. And, she is even hotter when she is kicking ass and/ or covered in blood!
56. Asa Akira(last year #9)- Asa remains the adult industry's most popular Asian babe, and of its most popular period, and with good reason. Aside, from all the great porn flicks that she shot for Wicked, she also put her second book, this year: Dirty Thirty: A Memoir.
55. Natalie Dormer (last year #18)- Getting back to deaths on TV shows that fucking sucked this yearDormer's character of Margery dying was not cool. To its advantage the whole episode was awesome and jaw dropping. So while, she will be missed (she was, after all, the hottest babe in a show FULL of babes!), it was a great episode in a phenomenal season. Also, this year, she appeared in the horror flick, The Forest. And, while, it's great to see her in a horror flick, I didn't see said movie. But, reviews for it were less than stellar...
54. Emily VanCamp(new)- VanCamp plays Sharon Carter in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. This year in the incredible Captain America: Civil War, she locked lips with the lucky Captain, himself. I wish we got to see her kick a little more ass in the movie, but she looked good, regardless. Hell, they even made a Pop figure of her! I crushed on her so hard, that that was the first Pop from the Civil War set that I bought!
53. Emma Anzai(last year ranked 2014 #51)- I had the pleasure of seeing Sick Puppies live for my second time in my life earlier this year. The band have a new signer and released a new album, Fury, which is great! Anzai, as always, is one of hard rock's best bass players, and absolutely gorgeous, as well! She is impossible to take one's eyes off of!
52. Mary Elizabeth Winstead (new)- 10 Cloverfield Lane is one of the year's finest and most nail biting horror movies. The absolutely stunning Ms. Winstead, along her costar with John Goodman, gave one of the best performances in the entire genre this year. While, she has done quite a few horror flicks, this is, up to now in her career, her finest genre work.
Title: Suicide Squad XXX: An Axel Braun Parody Directed by: Axel Braun Cast: Asa Akira, Kleio Valentien, Riley Steele, Anna Bell Peaks, Katy Kiss,
Tommy Pistol, Seth Gamble, Owen Gray, Lexington Steele, and Charles
Dera. Studio: Wicked Pictures/Wicked Comix Min: 124
Amanda Wallace assembles a group of deadly super-villains to go into Arkham Asylum and retrieve the highly dangerous "Inmate Zero" from his holding cell. One of them double crosses the team, as that one is following different orders from Wallace.
Coinciding with the DC movie, Suicide Squad (duh!), currently in the theaters, this latest comic book parody from Axel Braun is a lot of sexy fun. It plays a lot of homages to the excellent DC animated movie Batman: Assault on Arkham (a movie superior to the film that is actually in the movies, currently), while still taking elements like some of the characters used and their looks from that aforementioned movie.
As is the case with Braun's movies, the cast is perfectly chosen for their respective roles. Reprising her character from Batman V Superman XXX: An Axel Braun Parody Kleio Valentien is a complete blast as Harley Quinn! Anna Bell Peaks is fucking AWESOME as Killer Frost! She better get an AVN nomination for this role! Also, very much worthy of an AVN nomination is Tommy Pistol as the Joker. He is straight up better in his role than Jared Leto is in his. Sue me if you dislike that statement, but that is the case, in my humble opinion.
Of course, the costumes look cool and awesome as fuck. You gotta love that Kleio wears the Harley outfit from both the movie and Arkham Asylum. But, we know to expect these things from Braun's awesome productions, as we do the hot sex. So let's not waste anymore time and talk about the fucking!
The first scene has Harley (Kleio) sharing a cell with the beautiful Japanese assassin Katana (Asa Akira). Kleio and Asa are totally fucking hot together and this scene proves that obvious statement! Kleio really embraces the fun of Harley as she calls Katana Pokemon during the sex scene. The scene starts with kissing then goes into pussy licking and fingering. It's all smoking, fucking hot with lots of kissing (a big plus in any lesbian scene in my book). Kleio even licks Asa's asshole, and Asa happily returns the favor. It's my second favorite scene in the movie.
Next up, since the last film Supergirl XXX: An Axel Braun Parody, the Enchantress (a returning Riley Steele) has lost her powers. We soon learn that only some good dicking will get her powers back (but, of course!). So Captain Boomerang (Seth Gamble) happily volunteers to do the honor. Smart man! The action starts with a lively cock-sucking by Riley, who is one of the best BJ givers in the biz, I think. From there we move on to doggy style, reverse cow-girl, back to more dick sucking, then more pussy pounding. On a side note, Riley really has a nice ass. I just had to say that! The scene ends with him shooting his load on her tongue. In all, it's a really good bit of screwing.
Poison Ivy and Killer Frost are, in my humble opinion, two of the hottest bad girls in the DC Universe. And, they are bought to smoldering life by Katy Kiss and Anna Bell Peaks, respectively, in the fantastic, sexy, and fun third scene. They give a great double blow-job to the Riddler (Owen Gray). Peaks gets licked and licks Katy's crotch. Then Peaks gets reamed doggy style and still keeps on licking Katy's delicious snatch (I LOVE her bush!!!), followed by the girls switching roles. Katy proceeds to ride Owen. Anna eats Katy's ass!! Extra credit goes to Anna Bell for her awesome dirty talk! When Anna Bell rides the super lucky Owen and Katy is licking and kissing, well that is when this scene turns nuclear hot! They take multiple turns getting fucked by him in what is THE best scene in the movie!
Lexington Steele, as Deadshot, is trapped in a room with Asa Akira's Katana. What will they ever do? Fuck, of course, in our fourth scene! Yes! It begins with some dick sucking, which we all know Asa is awesome at. She then gets boned by him while she lies on a table. This leads into some HOT anal action, which is another of Asa's specialties. The scene goes back and forth between anal and vaginal penetration. Some ATM follows and a facial ends the scene. But, then again Deadshot never misses!
The last scene has Harley (Kleio) escaping with Joker (Tommy Pistol), but Batman (Charles Dera) stopping them. Joker and Batman prepare to convince Harley to take their sides, by using their dicks! Of course, that is the best way, isn't? She starts of giving oral to both as she takes turns taking their schlongs in her mouth. Then it's time for some good ol'fashioned rotisserie style fucking! She switches between the two of them so that they both get the same amount of loving. I mean that is only fair, right? Then the Batman gives her some justice by sticking his dick in her butt. Followed by the clown prince of crime, the Joker, also boning her behind. It's then back to cock sucking them. And, it all ends with double facial.
Suicide Squad XXX: An Axel Braun Parody is a lot of sexy, nasty, fun. The fucking is great, in particular the threesome, which is sure to be a favorite of mine to go back and, uhm, "enjoy" in the future. The characters look cool and are bought to life by a lively and sexy cast. Plus, the story, itself, is better than the big budget movie that inspired it. It has a better climax, too (both literally and figuratively!)!
The DVD looks and sounds great.
In the extra department we get a cool behind the scene, highlighted by Seth Gamble trying to learn an Australian accent to play Boomerang. It's pretty awesome to see, quite frankly.
Three bonus scenes from: Indiscretion: Asa Akira and Damon Dice Batman V Superman XXX: An Axel Braun Parody: Kleio Valentien and Giovanni Francesco Supergirl XXX: An Axel Braun Parordy: Riley Steele and Katrina Jade
As well as a photo gallery and trailers.
In all it's worth owning and is gonna remain in your minds longer than the big budget flick does.
As usual we caught up with the always beautiful and awesome Asa Akira. She remains as sweet, friendly, and sexy as ever!
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