60. Marisa Tomei- (last year #33)- The ever impossibly beautiful Ms. Marisa Tomei didn't get to be Aunt May this year in the MCU, but she did appear in the entertaining The First Purge. This wasn't as memorable role or as great a film as Spider-Man: Homecoming, but she is always a pleasure to see in a movie.
59. Tala Ashe- (new)- Legends of Tomorrow is really, by far, the most fun in the entire Arrowverse, and one of my favorite characters on the awesome show is Zari Tomaz played by the breathtaking Tala Ashe.
58. Bryce Dallas Howard- (new)- Beautiful redhead Bryce Dallas Howard returns to the Jurassic Park franchise with this year's entertaining, if predictable Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom.
57. Carla Cugino- (new)- Truly one of the most beautiful women in cinema returns to working with Mike Flanagan on another phenomenal Netflix horror project. This time playing the mother in the flashbacks of The Haunting of Hill House.
56. Bitsie Tulloch- (new)- It sucked when Grimm ended its run on TV. One of the reasons it sucked being not seeing its great cast on a weekly basis. Imagine my pleasant surprise, when one of its lovely stars, Bitsy Tulloch, appeared as Lois Lane in the year's super fun Arrowverse crossover!
55. Camila Mendes- (last year #24)- As much as I love Riverdale, and the gorgeous Camila Mendes, I do think that her character of Veronica Lodge has gotten increasingly boring. But, it is to no fault of her or her exquisite beauty.
54. Carter Cruise- (last year #18)- Carter Cruise remains not just one of the most popular girls in the industry, but one of my personal favorites as well. A great performer, a gorgeous beauty, and a fun personality keeps her star shining bright as fuck!
53. Adeline Rudolph- (new)- I absolutely adore Netflix's The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina. And, while the awesome horror series has its share of beautiful ladies my favorite looker is Adeline Rudolph. Playing one of the weird sisters, Agatha, she is a perfect combination of the goth and the exotic beauty, as well as being deliciously bad.
52. Ash Costello- (last year ranked 2015- #1)- The former queen of this list returns thanks to an EP put out by her band New Years Day, Diary of a Creep, and an awesome tour with Halestorm and In This Moment, which I had the pleasure of seeing at their New York City. Also, cause she is looks hotter than ever!
51. Barbara Crampton(last year ranked 2016- #41)- The always busy queen of horror Barbara Crampton never fails to amaze with her ever ageless beauty and absolute talent. This year she appeared in Puppet Master the Littlest Reich and on this Oct's season of Channel Zero.
20. Chrysta Bell(new)- This stunning singer and actress played Agent Tammy on the new returning season of Twin Peaks. She also contributed to music and was reportedly David Lynch's muse. I would even argue that she was the most beautiful woman on the show, which is no small compliment whatsoever.
19. Christina Ochoa(new)- Christina Ochoa is truly one of the most beautiful women on God's green Earth. This breathtaking, Spanish beauty was amazing as Grace Argento on the fucking awesome Blood Drive. Had the show not been canceled, surely she would've ranked even higher on this list. Now, I know she is on Valor, but I tried said show and didn't like it. Also, it falls outside of this site's scope/ nature. Here is hoping she comes back to horror and soon!
18. Carter Cruise(last year #8)- Spunky, sexy, smart, and funny, the hot as fuck Carter Cruise continues to rule the porn world. She is fucking awesome and screws on camera like no body's business, which all amounts to why she in such high demand in the skin biz.
17. Olivia DeJonge(new)- This 19 year old Australian beauty was excellent in the phenomenal Christmas/ home invasion horror flick Better Watch Out. In fact, she is one of the best heroines in a horror film this entire year, as well as one of its most beautiful. As such, it is very easy to crush on her. Here is hoping she does more work in the genre in the very near future!
16. Trillium(last year #17)- The absolutely gorgeous Trillium moves up a spot and was the focus of an edition of this site's The Master's Spotlight, a few months ago. The feature proved very popular with you readers showcasing just how much we all love this smoldering, blonde babe with a butt to die for.
14. Chelsea Wolfe(last year ranked 2015 #29)- Chelsea Wolfe fucking rules. Seriously, her new album Hiss Spun is a fucking dark and heavy (in many forms of that word) masterpiece. Her music gets better album after album, as she makes modern classics left and right. Talent and exquisite beauty just pours out of every pore in her body. I love her and everything about her!
13. Asta Paredes(last year #14)- Moving up one spot is beautiful and immensely sweet horror actress Asta Paredes, who returned to her role in the aforementioned and utterly hilarious Return to Return to Nuke 'Em High AKA Vol. 2. Along with co-star Corcoran, they are funny and sexy as hell in one of the best movies Troma has ever made!
12. Melissa Benoist (last year #7)- Gorgeous Melissa Beniost drops a few spots only due to the over abundance of drama that they wish to incorporate into Supergirl. That and the fact that said drama is based around her relationship with Mon-El, perhaps the worst male character in the Arrowverse. Her acting still remains strong, though, and her beauty absolutely breathtaking.
11. Amanda Schull(last year #11- Amanda Schull, one of the most beautiful women in all of TV, moves up one spot, as her role of Cassie continues to be one of the most fascinating roles not just on this mind-blowingly amazing TV series, but in all of modern science fiction.
10. Romi Rain(last year #61)- The incredibly beautiful and sexy Romi Rain sky rockets up the list thanks to giving one of my most popular and best interviews of 2016 at the Adult Entertainment Expo. The interview was a massive hit with you guys becoming one of my most read posts of the entire year. She also scored many awards and nominations. Combine that with her exquisite beauty and intelligence, and you know why Romi is not only one of my favorites in the biz but a favorite of many.
9. Bella Heathcote(new)- This breathtaking Australian beauty (those big, blue eyes!) makes her debut on the list ranking in at top ten thanks to her performances in two horror flicks this year. One was the most underrated horror movie of the year, Pride + Prejudice + Zombies, and the other was the year's most beautiful horror movie, The Neon Demon. She was great in both of them, both in terms of her acting and her immense beauty.
8. Carter Cruise(last year #13)- Carter Cruise continues her steady climb on the list. Her performance as Supergirl in Supergirl XXX: An Axel Braun Parody is a big reason for that. She was perfect as one of my favorite DC heroes ever. But, it's not just her beauty and hot sex scenes that has her rising higher and higher in these rankings. Her tweets are some of the funniest and snarky in the whole Twitter-verse. In short, Carter fucking rules, and I think will keep on ruling in 2017!
7. Melissa Benoist(last year #8)- I don't know if this season of Supergirl was better than the first one; it kinda feels like about the same. But, even in the weakest of episodes, I simply adore Melissa Benoist as the title character. She is so beautiful with such a cute personality, that she steals every single camera frame that she is in. And, how awesome was she in the DC CW TV crossover?! And, yes this does mean that two Supergirls made the top ten! Something like this has NEVER happened!
6. Deborah Ann Woll(last year #7)- Like Benoist, the gorgeous Deborah Ann Woll moves up one notch. A long time favorite of this list, Woll was fantastic on the amazing second season of Daredevil. Perhaps the biggest highlight of it all was how she interacted with my favorite comic-book hero of all time, Frank Castle, AKA the Punisher. And, of course she looked absolutely beautiful throughout. The fact that she will be on The Punisher series has even more pumped for it debuts!
5. Evan Rachel Wood(new)- The highest debut of the year comes in the form of one of my long time favorite babes, the absolutely beautiful Evan Rachel Wood. Wood is simply phenomenal as Delores on Westworld. Said show is without a shadow of a doubt one of the greatest sci-fi shows ever. Wood gives show a complex performance in it. And, throughout it she is a true embodiment of beauty.
4. Jen & Sylvia Soska(last year #2)- The Soska continue to be the mistresses of horror. Their TV game show Hellevator entered its second season. And, they were even up for an Emmy for best TV hosts. Beyond that, it was revealed that they would be directing the remake to David Cronenberg's cult classic Rabid (which starred golden porn goddess, the late, great Marilyn Chambers). It will be fascinating and interesting to see what they do with it. I am one who usually gets pissed at remakes being made. But, I am pumped for this, for sure!
2. Blake Lively(last year ranked 2011 #62)- This perhaps is the biggest return a babe has ever done on this list. Blake Lively comes back after a five year absence to achieve the silver medal. And, honestly it was bound to happen. Her beauty is simply on a level that is impossible to believe. But, it would be nothing if not matched by her excellent acting prowess. Her performance in The Shallows (one of my favorite horror movies of the year) ranks as my favorite final girl of 2016. I've liked Lively for what seems forever, but, since this movie, I absolutely adore her.
With that ends the last post of 2016. I have the 10 best movies coming up very soon, so look for that in a day or three. This year hasn't been a good one for many of us, but I always hope that these lists help to highlight the good of any year. Regardless, I wish you all a very Happy New Year's! May 2017 be a great year for all of us. And, I hope you all enjoy yourselves tonight and stay safe.
And, one final thing, thank you so much for all of your continued support. This year saw this site expanded coverage gain a huge following and support from you all. I honestly am humbled by that and remember, I couldn't do any of this without you all. Thank you, from the bottom of my heart.
Title: Batman V Superman XXX: An Axel Braun Parody Directed by: Axel Braun Cast: Carter Cruise, Jessica Drake, Ryan Driller, Katrina Jade, Riley Steele,
Damon Dice, Van Wylde, Derrick Pierce, and Charles Dera Studio: Wicked Pictures/Wicked Comix Min: 112
Supergirl (Carter Cruise) goes to confront the evil, cyber, alien Brainiac (Damon Dice) whose ship is headed to Metropolis. Later, we see that she is still sleeping with President Lex Luthor (Derrick Pierce), continuing a story line from the previous Batman V Superman XXX: An Axel Braun Parody. It turns out that all this time she has been under the Enchantress' (Riley Steele) spell, and that is why she loves Lex. Meanwhile, as Brianiac invades Earth, Clarke Kent (Ryan Driller) cannot remember that he is Superman, due to a plot hatched by Lex and Brainiac. Only the Maid of Might can stop the evil alien and save the day!
I have been eagerly awaiting to see this one ever since it was first announced, as I have been a fan of Supergirl since I was a little kid. With her blonde hair and mini-skirt, I must admit that I always considered her one of comicdom's hottest babes. I also enjoy the current TV series starring the lovely Melissa Benoist. With Carter Cruise returning in her BVSXXX role, and, of course, Braun behind it all, I was pumped as fucking hell!
As is to be expected, by Braun's movies, the flick is filled to the brim with his love of comic-books. The sets look great and the costume design is exquisite. Brainiac looks amazing, and while he has yet to appear in the DC cinematic universe, one has to wonder if he would ever look this cool if and when he does. Everyone is cast perfectly in their role, as they bring their respective characters to life.
But, of course, this is a porno, and you wanna know about the sex. Well, let me tell you it is definitely stroke worthy material!
The first scene has Supergirl (Carter Cruise) start off by sucking on Brainiac's (Damon Dice) dick (admit, you never thought you would be reading that sentence!). This leads to our blonde beauty riding our evil villain's schlong, and then some good old doggy style screwing. Carter is fucking awesome at, well, fucking and such a naturally beautiful, young lady. She also happens to give fantastic head. Brainiac ends up spraying his alien load on her pretty face.
The second scene has a perfectly cast Van Wylde as Jimmy Olsen and a returning Ryan Driller as Clarke Kent. They both bone Cat Grant (Jessica Drake), who uses a pheromone concoction (which she apparently used on the Joker to interview him about the death of Lois Lane, also something that happened in BVSXXX) to seduce them both. Listen, no disrespect to Calista Flockheart (who plays the role of Cat on the TV show), but Jessica Drake is infinitely hotter.
Olsen fucks her, while Kent eats her snatch. She then sucks off Olsen. I loved it when she sucked on them both, as Jessica's oral skills are fantastic! They then do her rotisserie style. It's a very hot and sexy scene, and Jessica is simply fantastic in it. Olsen blows his load on her face, while Kent blows his on her tongue. She then dribbles said load on her boobs, give a scorching to a scorching scene.
The scene that follows is my personal favorite, as it's a lesbian scene. Mercy Graves (Katrina Jade), Lex's sexy body guard, fights with the Enchantress (Riley Steele), only for them to start making out. Katrina energetically and hungrily eats out Riley's pussy. But, I truly began to simply die, as Riley fingered Katrina off! And, then I died even more as she played with Katrina's amazing ass! Katrina's body is simply spectacular! She is truly one of the hottest girls in the business right now. It is also very clear that she and Riley are into each other, and it makes all the tit and clit licking and sucking, the fingering, kissing, etc, all the more hotter. Definitely a scene that I will return in the future!
This leads to Lex kicking Mercy out and getting a blow-job from the Enchantress. And, what a damn good blow-job it is! It leads to some titty-fucking and back to more cock-sucking.
Our final scene has Supergirl (finally in mid-rift and mini-skirt outfit!) receive an injection of Kryptonite from Batman (Charles Dera) to combat the Enchantress' control of her emotions for Lex. This leads to them fucking, naturally! He eats her snatch, which, I should say, looks beautiful! They go back and forth giving each other oral sex. This leads to her getting stuffed by his bat-dick. Which is in turn turned even hotter when it becomes doggy-style. Seriously, though, Carter is so fucking beautiful!! The hot fucking ends when he blows his bat-load on her amazing super-butt.
No bones about this, this movie is fucking great! It may well be my favorite superhero porn parody yet! It's hot, sexy, and fun, and looks great. The cast is awesome, with some truly gorgeous women. All of the scenes are good, with two solid full blown (pun not intended) winners. I am sure this one will get lots of deserved nominations and lots of loads being shot while fans watch it!
The DVD looks awesome and the stereo surround sound is amazing, especially in the FX scenes.
As far as extras go you get three bonus sex scenes.
They are from: Snow White XXX: An Axel Braun Parody: Jessica Drake and Barrett Blade Peter Pan XXX: An Axel Braun Parody: Riley Steele and Steven St. Croix Batman V. Superman: XXX: An Axel Braun Parody: Carter Cruise and Derrick Pierce
As well as a promo reel, photo gallery, a non-sex version of the film, and trailers for six other Wicked Pictures flicks.
60. Marisa Tomei- (last year #33)- The ever impossibly beautiful Ms. Marisa Tomei didn't get to be Aunt May this year in the MCU, but she did appear in the entertaining The First Purge. This wasn't as memorable role or as great a film as Spider-Man: Homecoming, but she is always a pleasure to see in a movie.
53. Adeline Rudolph- (new)- I absolutely adore Netflix's The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina. And, while the awesome horror series has its share of beautiful ladies my favorite looker is Adeline Rudolph. Playing one of the weird sisters, Agatha, she is a perfect combination of the goth and the exotic beauty, as well as being deliciously bad.
51. Barbara Crampton (last year ranked 2016- #41)- The always busy queen of horror Barbara Crampton never fails to amaze with her ever ageless beauty and absolute talent. This year she appeared in Puppet Master the Littlest Reich and on this Oct's season of Channel Zero.
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