Exxxotica NJ 2017

Exxxotica NJ 2017, which took place on Nov. 3-5 2017, was another kick ass and sexy event. In fact, this was one of the best Exxxoticas ever which, believe me, is saying a whole fuck of a lot! As always it was filled to the brim with beautiful porn stars, who were eager to meet their adoring fans.

The beautiful Whitney Westgate was on-hand in a NY Rangers hokey jersey, surely making fans of the local team happy as fucking hell. I know my camera-man and Masters Minion, Pat Keenan, who was assisting me on this day, was feeling this way!

One of my favorite newer girls that I met that day was the cute as fucking hell Lily Adams. Not only is Lily naturally beautiful, but she had a sweet and awesome personality to go with her beauty. Might I also add that she has hell of a hot ass and nice boobs?

Lily loves meet to her fans and talked to us quite a bit. She was all smiles and laughs, as well as having a very sexy manner to her. Which led to to the hot pics I got to snap of her. She also liked my Super7 doggy skull tee and likes dogs, in general, which only endeared her more to my heart. She is definitely a new favorite of mine!

We next got to catch up with Kleio Valentien. As always, she is so sweet and down to earth that she brightens up any place where ever she is present. Of course, it does not hurt that she is gorgeous as fucking hell!

Another awesome, fresh, newer face was the sexy and gorgeous Natalia Grey. Covered in ink this stunning beauty was a breathtaking sight. I soon noticed that she had a pentagram on her outfit, which I thought was pretty fucking cool! Not soon after, we began to talk death metal, bands like Morbid Angel, Cannibal Corpse, and Diecide, as we learned she is big into that style of music. This, of course, only made her hotter in our eyes!

I had not seen Tera Patrick since Exxxotica AC in 2014. As such, it was wonderful to see her and catch up. As always, Tera looked absolutely stunning and was a sweetheart. She was signing at the Bad Dragon booth, who specialize in fantasy style sex toys and have some real wild designs, like the tentacle one she holds up in the pic directly below. Of course, she had a long line as many fans waited to meet this legendary  and heart-stopping beauty.

And, speaking of legends, Jenna Haze was on hand for one of her final convention appearances. The gorgeous porn legend had many fans waiting to meet her on her line, which was also set up at Bad Dragon.

I had not seen Zoey Monroe since the AVN Expo in 2015, when she was doing a Princess Bubblegum, from Adventure Time, cosplay. So, it was awesome to see her at this show, her first Exxxotica NJ, in a lady Thor cosplay! She looked great, needless to say and fails to make my geeky heart stop!

We end this report with the super cute Piper Perri, who is a total babe in person! Tiny and naturally beautiful, one might not imagine such a naughty and nasty performer lies behind it all. She is also very friendly and sweet, which simply adds to her charm.

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The Inked Awards 2016

On Nov. 5, 2015, my Master's Minions and I attended the second annual live edition of the Inked Awards. It was a fun and lively event that was, of course, dedicated to showing love to the beautiful tattooed babes of the porn world.

 

The event is, as always, run by Inked Angels and began with a small and intimate pre-show party with drinks and food. It was a great chance to relax and mingle. Some of the guests and attendees took the chance to pose for pics for the press present.

This year the host was the always sweet and beautiful Kleio Valentien. She was joined by various other tatted beauties as they read out nominations and handed out awards to the winners.

 

 

 

 

The complete list of winners is:

Cam Girl of the Year: Tisha Draven
Starlet of the Year: Anna Bell Peaks
Female Performer of the Year: Romi Rain
Male Performer of the Year: Small Hands
BBW of the Year: Alexxxis Allure
Scene of the Year: Rachael Madori & Mick Blue in Anal Intoxication by Evil Angel
Group Scene of the Year: Romi Rain, Allie Haze & Toni Ribas in Deadly Rain by Brazzers
Director of the Year: Mick Blue
DVD of the Year: Deadly Rain by Brazzers
Girl/Girl Scene of the Year: Kleio Valentien & Sammie Six in Ronda Arouse Me by Burning Angel
Studio of the Year: Evil Angel
Bill Snyder Achievement Award: Mitch Fontaine
Best Ink: Kleio Valentien
Best Model Website: Anna Bell Peaks
Feature of the Year: Leigh Raven
Perfect Pussy: GermanFlavor2
Best Ass: Kissa Sins
Social Media Queen: GermanFlavor2
Best Anal: Holly Hendrix
Best Oral: Cali Carter
Pornvert Memorial Award: Christophe Peyras of Alt Girl Media
Hall of Fame Inductee: Missy Suicide

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

All photography marked BAS by BAS Photography & Design all others by yours truly.

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SUICIDE SQUAD XXX: AN AXEL BRAUN PARODY (DVD Review)

All pics come courtesy of Wicked Pictures.

Title: Suicide Squad XXX: An Axel Braun Parody
Directed by: Axel Braun
Cast: Asa Akira, Kleio Valentien, Riley Steele, Anna Bell Peaks, Katy Kiss, Tommy Pistol, Seth Gamble, Owen Gray, Lexington Steele, and Charles Dera.
Studio: Wicked Pictures/Wicked Comix
Min: 124
Amanda Wallace assembles a group of deadly super-villains to go into Arkham Asylum and retrieve the highly dangerous "Inmate Zero" from his holding cell. One of them double crosses the team, as that one is following different orders from Wallace.

Coinciding with the DC movie, Suicide Squad (duh!), currently in the theaters, this latest comic book parody from Axel Braun is a lot of sexy fun. It plays a lot of homages to the excellent DC animated movie Batman: Assault on Arkham (a movie superior to the film that is actually in the movies, currently), while still taking elements like some of the characters used and their looks from that aforementioned movie.

 

As is the case with Braun's movies, the cast is perfectly chosen for their respective roles. Reprising her character from Batman V Superman XXX: An Axel Braun Parody Kleio Valentien is a complete blast as Harley Quinn! Anna Bell Peaks is fucking AWESOME as Killer Frost! She better get an AVN nomination for this role! Also, very much worthy of an AVN nomination is Tommy Pistol as the Joker. He is straight up better in his role than Jared Leto is in his. Sue me if you dislike that statement, but that is the case, in my humble opinion.

Of course, the costumes look cool and awesome as fuck. You gotta love that Kleio wears the Harley outfit from both the movie and Arkham Asylum. But, we know to expect these things from Braun's awesome productions, as we do the hot sex. So let's not waste anymore time and talk about the fucking!

The first scene has Harley (Kleio) sharing a cell with the beautiful Japanese assassin Katana (Asa Akira). Kleio and Asa are totally fucking hot together and this scene proves that obvious statement! Kleio really embraces the fun of Harley as she calls Katana Pokemon during the sex scene. The scene starts with kissing then goes into pussy licking and fingering. It's all smoking, fucking hot with lots of kissing (a big plus in any lesbian scene in my book). Kleio even licks Asa's asshole, and Asa happily returns the favor. It's my second favorite scene in the movie.

 

Next up, since the last film Supergirl XXX: An Axel Braun Parody, the Enchantress (a returning Riley Steele) has lost her powers. We soon learn that only some good dicking will get her powers back (but, of course!). So Captain Boomerang (Seth Gamble) happily volunteers to do the honor. Smart man! The action starts with a lively cock-sucking by Riley, who is one of the best BJ givers in the biz, I think. From there we move on to doggy style, reverse cow-girl, back to more dick sucking, then more pussy pounding. On a side note, Riley really has a nice ass. I just had to say that! The scene ends with him shooting his load on her tongue. In all, it's a really good bit of screwing.

Poison Ivy and Killer Frost are, in my humble opinion, two of the hottest bad girls in the DC Universe. And, they are bought to smoldering life by Katy Kiss and Anna Bell Peaks, respectively, in the fantastic, sexy, and fun third scene. They give a great double blow-job to the Riddler (Owen Gray). Peaks gets licked and licks Katy's crotch. Then Peaks gets reamed doggy style and still keeps on licking Katy's delicious snatch (I LOVE her bush!!!), followed by the girls switching roles. Katy proceeds to ride Owen. Anna eats Katy's ass!! Extra credit goes to Anna Bell for her awesome dirty talk! When Anna Bell rides the super lucky Owen and Katy is licking and kissing, well that is when this scene turns nuclear hot! They take multiple turns getting fucked by him in what is THE best scene in the movie!

 

Lexington Steele, as Deadshot, is trapped in a room with Asa Akira's Katana. What will they ever do? Fuck, of course, in our fourth scene! Yes! It begins with some dick sucking, which we all know Asa is awesome at. She then gets boned by him while she lies on a table. This leads into some HOT anal action, which is another of Asa's specialties. The scene goes back and forth between anal and vaginal penetration. Some ATM follows and a facial ends the scene. But, then again Deadshot never misses!

The last scene has Harley (Kleio) escaping with Joker (Tommy Pistol), but Batman (Charles Dera) stopping them. Joker and Batman prepare to convince Harley to take their sides, by using their dicks! Of course, that is the best way, isn't? She starts of giving oral to both as she takes turns taking their schlongs in her mouth. Then it's time for some good ol'fashioned rotisserie style fucking! She switches between the two of them so that they both get the same amount of loving. I mean that is only fair, right? Then the Batman gives her some justice by sticking his dick in her butt. Followed by the clown prince of crime, the Joker, also boning her behind. It's then back to cock sucking them. And, it all ends with double facial.

Suicide Squad XXX: An Axel Braun Parody is a lot of sexy, nasty, fun. The fucking is great, in particular the threesome, which is sure to be a favorite of mine to go back and, uhm, "enjoy" in the future. The characters look cool and are bought to life by a lively and sexy cast. Plus, the story, itself, is better than the big budget movie that inspired it. It has a better climax, too (both literally and figuratively!)!

The DVD looks and sounds great.
In the extra department we get a cool behind the scene, highlighted by Seth Gamble trying to learn an Australian accent to play Boomerang. It's pretty awesome to see, quite frankly.
Three bonus scenes from:
Indiscretion: Asa Akira and Damon Dice
Batman V Superman XXX: An Axel Braun Parody: Kleio Valentien and Giovanni Francesco
Supergirl XXX: An Axel Braun Parordy: Riley Steele and Katrina Jade
As well as a photo gallery and trailers.

In all it's worth owning and is gonna remain in your minds longer than the big budget flick does.

 
3.5 out of 4 Woodies 

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