The 70 Hottest Babes of 2011, pt. 3: 50-41

50. Kyanna Lee (last year 42)- Still one of my favorite babes to follow on Twitter and read her blog. Plus, she always posts hot pics of herself!






49. Eva Green (new)- One of my favorite Bond girls of all time, Ms. Green caught my attention all over again, I mean REALLY caught my attention all over again thanks to her role in Camelot this year. She plays a most evil character, but she's so hot and beautiful in it, that I kind of cheered for her, sometimes. In particular whenever she was nude, which was fairly often. Thank you, God for premium cable!




48. Kristina Rose (new)- This beautiful Latina has been gaining more and more popularity in the porn world. And, with her naturally cute boobies and AMAZING ass it is certainly not surprising to me. The lovely Ms. Rose had a blisteringly hot scene (well she had many, but this one is a personal fav of mine) with Asa Akira and a lucky dude in the way too cool and fun Pornstar Superheroes released last year. She was also really cool when I met her at this year's AEE show in Las Vegas.



47. Carol Zara (last year 30)- Fact: Carol Zara is one hot as hell Canadian/ Brazilian babe. She's also an honest to god geek goddess. Also a fact: She was at this year's New York Comic Con, and I missed her. But, she told me that she saw me! Which makes me all the more sadder for having missed her. Next time, I hope I get to meet her.

46. Kaylani Lei (last year ranked 2009- 23)- My personal favorite contract girl (Wicked in this case, of course), this beautiful Asian goddess is still staring in quality smut fare. This also marked the year that I finally met her in person. I had interviewed way back in 2008, but it was over the phone. When, I went to the AEEs this January, the one person I wanted to meet the most was her. I waited in a long line to meet her, but it was worth it. She was very sweet and friendly, as well as being absolutely stunning in person. She remembered who I was after I told her about my interview with her some years back. While, the whole experience was great, meeting her was, without a shadow of a doubt, one my fondest memories of that trip.


45. Tori Black (last year 11)- I have long declared her to be one of the most beautiful women in the whole entire world, and I stand by that firmly. She started the year with some quality porn and successful appearances at AEE and AVN. But, by the middle of the year, she was out. With a pregnancy, she made it very clear that she was done with porno. Despite that Complex magazine, on their website, declared her to be the hottest porn star right now. Which means either A. they don't do enough research or B. she's so fucking hot that even retired, she kicks the competition's ass.

44. Zooey Deschanel (last year 24)- I have to say I saw the commercials for Zooey's sitcom New Girl, and I simply didn't care to see it. Then again I don't like sitcoms, even if I do love her. But, my friends who like sitcoms didn't want to see it, either. But, it seems that people like it, well enough to mention it on my Twitter feed, anyway. Regardless, I'm still a huge fan of hers. I just hope next year brings projects with her that I actually want to watch.



43. Jesse Jane (last year 37)- This year saw the Digital Playground hottie almost retiring! Oh no! But, she extended her contract with them! Yay! Let's have some drinks and celebrate this great bit of news!





42. Tila Tequila (last year 28)- You know for a good part of this year, I hadn't heard much about the beautiful Ms. Tequila and, well, that just sucked. But, then I saw the sybian video shot of her on the Howard Stern Show and all was better with the world!





41. Brooklyn Allman (new)- Let's get the fact that this beautiful and kick ass blonde is the daughter or Gregg Allman, as one website that made a list of rock hotties felt was the only thing worth mentioning about her, out of the way. She's the lead signer of the kick ass metalcore band Picture Me Broken. Their album, Wide Awake, released last year, has been pounding out of my computer and I-Pod since I got it. Shit, I listen to the track Echoes of an Empire a bunch of times a week! She made it to Revolver's Hottest Chicks in Hard Rock this year at number 3!! She has a great on-stage persona and is really cool with her fans, as her interaction with them on sites like her Facebook proves. Of course, she is insanely gorgeous. Those stunning blue eyes, that long blonde hair, and those boobs are just sure to stop any metalhead dead in their tracks.

The 70 Hottest Babes of 2011, pt. 2: 60-51

The 70 Hottest Babes of 2011, pt. 1: 70-61
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Tila Tequila Rides a Sybian on the Howard Stern Show

The gorgeous Tila Tequila made an appearance on the Howard Stern Show that was one of the hottest moments in the show's entire run. My eyes almost popped out of my sockets seeing this. Truly amazing!

It happened on July 29th of this year. While, she was sexy through out and looked beautiful, it was the moment that she rode a Sybian, for the uninitiated that's a sex machine with a dildo attached to it, and it seems came, that this show reached epic proportions. Actually, she says she came before that, as she was playing with herself. Plus, she shows her tits, whcih she says are real. Whether they are, or aren't they look awesome!

Honestly, I don't think Howard has been relevant in years, and I haven't given a flying fuck about him since they stopped airing his show on E! But, I'm a long time fan of Tila, and this is one of my fav moments of hers, and considering who we are talking about that is saying A LOT (NOTE: I said one of my favs, not in fact my fav).

The clip is pretty naughty, and totally NSFW so be advised of that before you going clicking play. Other than that, enjoy!

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Tila Tequila Is Finally in a Porno!!

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The 70 Hottest Babes of 2010, pt. 5: 30-21

30. Carol Zara (new)- This naughty and hot Canadian/ Brazilian geek babe has become one of the net's most popular babes. She knows and loves geek stuff, and the fanboy's love her back for that very reason. Her sexy pics and posts have gotten her a loyal following, as well as even getting her Facebook account deleted. Damn! Facebook does indeed suck balls! But, she's gotten a new account, there, yay!

29. Audrey Cleo (new)- This beautiful Fearnet babe is, to me, one of the net's coolest and most beautiful geek babes. That smile alone is enough to break hearts! She's got a great sense of humor, which makes it that much more fun to be a fan of hers. Aside from reporting on cool things, she has a good interaction with fans, IE she tweets and Facebooks back! I totally LOVE her blog, as well. Plus, she dissed the Twilight movies, recently, both on her Facebook and on Fearnet! This proves she's perfect! Ms. Cleo, will you do the honor of marrying me?



28. Tila Tequila (last year 8)- You know Tila will always get media attention. And, while it ain't always the best kind of attention, there is no denying her hotness. Or, that she really knows how to promote herself. And, that she takes no shit. Even, from asshole ICP fans, who actually threw shit (among other things) at this stunning hottie. And, while that incident pissed me off, it did give her reason to show her tits. Which, this blog always appreciates!




27. Akira Lane (new)- One of the hardest working and most beautiful nude models, Lane has been it it for quite sometime. But, what really sets her apart from others, aside from exquisite looks, is her fan friendly personality.






26. Kelly Hu (last year 25)- One of the most truly beautiful women to ever grace this world, Ms. Hu, made two, so far, appearances on the awesome Hawaii Five-O. The combination of her and Grace Park made for way too much hotness on TV! I hope her character continues to appear on the TV show. But, she needs to do more on it, too! Please, execs, do this for the fans. We are begging you!




25. Maryse (last year 24)- Wrestling sucks horribly right now. But, this Canadian blonde is still one of the few things worth looking at. But, her presence, does make me think one thing. OK, more than just one thing, but what the hell. That thing would be: imagine the outfits or things the pre-PG WWE would have had this babe doing. Really makes me hate the rating even more!!!



24. Zooey Daschanel (new)- Talented and beautiful Ms. Daschanel has captured my heart ever since I saw (500) Days of Summer, even if her character wasn't always the sweetest. Her eyes alone could melt ice. That she looks like an even more beautiful Katy Perry is proof that God saw something good and made it twice!!!




23. Candace Bailey (new)-This list is usually made at the end of November. And, as this was already made and determined, it was even more significant that this babe ranked this high, when it became revealed that she is Olivia Munn's replacement on Attack of the Show. While, I already talked about my thoughts as far Alison Haislip is concerned, I would like to take this time to congratulate Ms. Bailey on getting this job. She was not my top pick, but she certainly was one of my top picks. Bailey is adorably cute and smoking hot. She has the type of charisma that is needed to help carry the show. I look forward to seeing her every weekday. Thank you, G4!!

22. Milynn Sarley (new)- But, if I had to go with my fav pick to host AOTS, I would go with this stunning honey. She hosted it for a week, and I truly believe her to be the most yummy host since Miss. Munn. I hope she does return to G4 at some point. She was also Psylocke in a Seth Greene geek girl vid. That, dear readers, is all fucking win!!!!


21. Gail Kim (last year 9)- Still, wrestling's hottest babe. But, sadly still being jobbed out by the assholes at WWE. I really wish I could rank her higher, but through no fault of hers, her position in WWE is not as high as it should be. Vince and the WWE can eat my shit! Gail Kim fucking rules!!!! And, unlike some girls on that roster *cough Michelle McCool cough* who get belts and pushes, she can fucking wrestle!!! Epic fail, WWE, epic fucking fail!!!

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I'm Thankful For

So, tomorrow most of us will be eating Thanksgiving dinner. We'll be enjoying shit loads of food, drinking wine, and all that good stuff. And, while we are all grateful for the good stuff in our lives, there is some stuff, I'm grateful for that I probably won't be mentioning at the table. But, I can thank God, right here! Score! Hot Asian Girls- If you read this blog regularly or know me (whether it be in real life or through social networks), then my love for beautiful Asian women should come as no shocker to you. I pick a babe every month to be the Hot Asian of the Month, and it's with good reason, that I dedicate so much love to them here. To me, they are the most beautiful women in the world, and with examples like Grace Park, Jamie Chung, Gail Kim, Asa Akira, London Keyes, Jessica Bangkok, Tila Tequila, Kelly Hu, etc is there any wonder? Honestly, I am always grateful when a TV show (Hawaii Five 0 and Nikita) or non-Asian movie (Sorority Row, Priest) has a beautiful Asian woman in it. Events are made better too, when beautiful Asian women are present. In fact, every thing is better with a stunning Asian woman! So, more should take heed, of this. I mean how many interchangeable blondes with big boobs and blue eyes (no offense to blondes with blue eyes and big tits) does the world really need? Metal Music- To me, there is NO better type of music. Many say music is their lives, it certainly is for me. With it's many sub-genres (hard rock, goth, hair, industrial, progressive, power, grindcore, deathcore, metalcore, nu-metal, my favs- thrash, death, black, and traditional, and a never ending list more), metal has a song or band or style to fit all of my moods. And, if you truly love this music it's in your heart forever. It's more than just music, it's a life style, a culture, it kicks your fucking ass!! So, metalheads, raise those devil horns and give thanks for THE greatest form of music in the history of mankind!!! Video Games- Or more specifically, for me, my beloved X-Box 360. I have not loved a system this much in ages. Video games provide hours of pleasure and joy. Life is made better by video games. So, no matter what system you are on, you should be grateful, for you know this to be true. Just go and play Dead Rising 2, and you know will the way!!! Porn- Ahh, porn. That sign says it best. And, unlike dating your heart won't ever be broken. There is porn for all tastes. And, I know what I like, and who I like, when it comes to smut. And, sure not every porno is as great as the other, but at least I know if get something with Asa Akira, she will be getting fucked. Ahh, Asa, I am grateful just for you! Oh, and the tissue industry is surely gratefully for porn. Do you think the head of Kleenex gives thanks for the existence of porn at the table? Hmm, inquiring minds want to know! Conventions- I've been going to cons since 1990. The first one I went to was Fangoria's Weekend of Horrors. Those are no longer held, and in their final run sucked more dick than a Tijuana whore. But, a great con is something to fucking always be thankful for. I have met lots of famous, and not so famous, people at them. I have also made friends, some of them quite good, at these shows. The pic on the left is from this Oct.'s Big Apple Con. It's the still beautiful Sunny and me. I met her and Clare (Glory from Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Kramer. They were both mad cool and totally hot! The best cons, to m,e remain Chiller (even if I had to miss their Oct. show) and the best of ALL: Exxxotica! God, how I LOVE Exxxotica!! That's me with the gorgeous Jessica Bangkok, at this year's amazing show, by the way. Anyways, hope you all have a safe and HAPPY THANKSGIVING! Enjoy it with your loved ones. Take care, my dear friends and readers. I'm grateful that you guys read my stuff. And, that I mean. :) ---------------- Now playing: Austrian Death Machine - T2 Theme via FoxyTunes

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Hot Asian Girl of the Month: Tila Tequila

While, I have talked about and covered Tila Tequila, many, many times, here; I have never made her the Hot Asian of the Month, believe it or not. And, so this June 2010, I correct that. After all, June is the beginning of summer and few women are as fucking hot as Miss Tila.

Born on September 24, 1981 in Singapore to Vietnamese parents, Tila Nguyen, moved to Texas with her family when she was one. She had a rough and violent childhood, which led her to move to California where she sought out modeling.

Tila began her career with pics for Playboy. She also did import racing modeling, but Tila wanted more. She hosted Pants-Off Dance-Off a bunch of times as well, appearing in magazines like Penthouse, Stuff, and Maxim.

Coupled with her ever growing internet popularity, Tila's star grew bigger and bigger. She would become the girl with the most friends on Myspace, and, eventually her own multiple sites, and Facebook and Twitter, as well.

Tila also had her own reality TV show, A Shot of Love with Tila Tequila, but like most things Tila related, I have talked a lot about that. She has also been on some other TV shows and a movie, put out her own book (which is where I met her), and she's a singer, too. She will return to reality TV when she appears on the next season of Celebrity Rehab.

I doubt anything like this will happen there:


She is all over the media and gossip talks all the time. Regardless, what you make think of this, there is no denying that she knows how to catch the attention of the press. And, well, with an ass and a pair of tits like hers, it's hard not to. Tila is a naughty little hottie, so this is an example of a celeb I don't mind getting attention. In fact, when there are hot paparazzi pics me, and my pants, are quite happy!

For example of pant inducing happiness just watch her shake her sexy behind, which is always nice:


Tila has been going through rough times and not everything in recent months has been great (the saddest of which was the death of her finance Casey Johnson) or even made a whole lot of sense (was she pregnant? didn't she want to adopt?!). But, hopefully the bad stuff is behind her.

By the way, if she needs yet another career, maybe she could be a teacher. I know I would be hot for her (hmm, actually I already am!), for sure!


She started her own celeb gossip site, and it seems like it's doing quite well for her. In fact, she closed her old twitter account and opened up one just for her it.

Anyways, as I said, there is a ton of stuff on her all over this blog, so just do a little research here. No need to bore you with any more details, when, I know you just want more Tila hotness. At least I know I do! And, don't act like you don't want the same, otherwise you wouldn't be reading this, right?

Beautiful, sexy, naughty, and bisexual, Tila is one of my utmost personal fav babes. With her beautiful face, sexy smile, infectious laugh, hot legs, great ass, and nice rack, Tila fucking rulz.

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