The 70 Hottest Babes of 2011, pt. 3: 50-41

50. Kyanna Lee (last year 42)- Still one of my favorite babes to follow on Twitter and read her blog. Plus, she always posts hot pics of herself!






49. Eva Green (new)- One of my favorite Bond girls of all time, Ms. Green caught my attention all over again, I mean REALLY caught my attention all over again thanks to her role in Camelot this year. She plays a most evil character, but she's so hot and beautiful in it, that I kind of cheered for her, sometimes. In particular whenever she was nude, which was fairly often. Thank you, God for premium cable!




48. Kristina Rose (new)- This beautiful Latina has been gaining more and more popularity in the porn world. And, with her naturally cute boobies and AMAZING ass it is certainly not surprising to me. The lovely Ms. Rose had a blisteringly hot scene (well she had many, but this one is a personal fav of mine) with Asa Akira and a lucky dude in the way too cool and fun Pornstar Superheroes released last year. She was also really cool when I met her at this year's AEE show in Las Vegas.



47. Carol Zara (last year 30)- Fact: Carol Zara is one hot as hell Canadian/ Brazilian babe. She's also an honest to god geek goddess. Also a fact: She was at this year's New York Comic Con, and I missed her. But, she told me that she saw me! Which makes me all the more sadder for having missed her. Next time, I hope I get to meet her.

46. Kaylani Lei (last year ranked 2009- 23)- My personal favorite contract girl (Wicked in this case, of course), this beautiful Asian goddess is still staring in quality smut fare. This also marked the year that I finally met her in person. I had interviewed way back in 2008, but it was over the phone. When, I went to the AEEs this January, the one person I wanted to meet the most was her. I waited in a long line to meet her, but it was worth it. She was very sweet and friendly, as well as being absolutely stunning in person. She remembered who I was after I told her about my interview with her some years back. While, the whole experience was great, meeting her was, without a shadow of a doubt, one my fondest memories of that trip.


45. Tori Black (last year 11)- I have long declared her to be one of the most beautiful women in the whole entire world, and I stand by that firmly. She started the year with some quality porn and successful appearances at AEE and AVN. But, by the middle of the year, she was out. With a pregnancy, she made it very clear that she was done with porno. Despite that Complex magazine, on their website, declared her to be the hottest porn star right now. Which means either A. they don't do enough research or B. she's so fucking hot that even retired, she kicks the competition's ass.

44. Zooey Deschanel (last year 24)- I have to say I saw the commercials for Zooey's sitcom New Girl, and I simply didn't care to see it. Then again I don't like sitcoms, even if I do love her. But, my friends who like sitcoms didn't want to see it, either. But, it seems that people like it, well enough to mention it on my Twitter feed, anyway. Regardless, I'm still a huge fan of hers. I just hope next year brings projects with her that I actually want to watch.



43. Jesse Jane (last year 37)- This year saw the Digital Playground hottie almost retiring! Oh no! But, she extended her contract with them! Yay! Let's have some drinks and celebrate this great bit of news!





42. Tila Tequila (last year 28)- You know for a good part of this year, I hadn't heard much about the beautiful Ms. Tequila and, well, that just sucked. But, then I saw the sybian video shot of her on the Howard Stern Show and all was better with the world!





41. Brooklyn Allman (new)- Let's get the fact that this beautiful and kick ass blonde is the daughter or Gregg Allman, as one website that made a list of rock hotties felt was the only thing worth mentioning about her, out of the way. She's the lead signer of the kick ass metalcore band Picture Me Broken. Their album, Wide Awake, released last year, has been pounding out of my computer and I-Pod since I got it. Shit, I listen to the track Echoes of an Empire a bunch of times a week! She made it to Revolver's Hottest Chicks in Hard Rock this year at number 3!! She has a great on-stage persona and is really cool with her fans, as her interaction with them on sites like her Facebook proves. Of course, she is insanely gorgeous. Those stunning blue eyes, that long blonde hair, and those boobs are just sure to stop any metalhead dead in their tracks.

The 70 Hottest Babes of 2011, pt. 2: 60-51

The 70 Hottest Babes of 2011, pt. 1: 70-61
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The Top 10 Geek Goddesses

With Olivia Munn gone from G4 and her website now a thing of the past, the position of geek goddess is open for someone to take the top stop. The truth is in the last in the last few years, beautiful women have been declaring their love for all things geeky on the net and on TV, much to the appreciation of male geeks everywhere. There is nothing cooler than finding out a hottie likes geeky stuff. And, so this blog lists the current top ten babes that deserve to be worshiped at the almighty nerd alter.

10. Kristin Adams- One of G4's longest working babes the sometimes underrated Mrs. Adams has what might be this list's sexiest legs. I loved her when she was doing Cheat. I also greatly enjoy seeing her do the news on Attack of the Show (AOTS). I think she should always do the news, but that's just me. Anyways, she can help me cheat on a game any day of the year!




9. April O'Neil- This self-professed nerd porn star is one of my favs over on Twitter. She's great at interacting with her fans, and has been on Chris Hardwick's podcast. Her tumblr recently had her nude with Dalek next to her. You don't get geekier than that!





8. Jessica Chobot- This video game babe can be found on IGN, as fellow X-Box Live fans know. She has also hosted AOTS. She is gonna be hosting the new G4 show Proving Ground. She knows her video game shit and is a cutie, what more do you need?




7. Ruby Violence- Model, erotic starlet, and fellow horror blogger, Ruby is one of the coolest babes on the net. Any time a hot girl has knowledge on gore and horror flicks its always gonna be a way to my heart. Beautiful and knowledgeable, you would do well to follow her Twitter and read her blog. And, be sure to check out her site, too!





6. Annie Cruz- This beautiful porn babe is one of the hottest performers around. But, she also happens to be a gamer, comic book fan (she freaking LOVES Batman!), and horror lover.








5. Carol Zara- This Canadian honey of Brazilian decent has one of the web's most beloved blogs. She never fails to voice her opinion on comics, horror films, babes, and other geeky stuff. She can be found at various conventions always being cool to her fans. The fact that she looks like this and is so heavily into geek culture is fucking awesome!





4. Candace Bailey- There is no argument that Candace has done a great job in taking over for Olivia on AOTS. Best of all she has proven to have an interest in learning geek culture. She tires hard and that's all that we ask for. Well that and the fact that she is cute as hell!






3. Alison Hailsip- It's great to see that Alison is still being used on AOTS. The combination of hotness, cuteness, and geek knowledge makes me love Alison to no end. Of note, she is THE only blonde on this whole entire list!






2. Misti Dawn- The world's definitive geeky porn star. With a love for comics, video games, and movies Misti is a nerd's wet dream come true. She's long been one of this blogs favorites, and she righteously deserves to be ranked among the very best of geek babes! And, let's make no bones about it, she's the real deal!





1. Linda "Vampy Bit Me" Le- Beautiful is a word to easy throw out there, yet some like my number one pick is well beyond the description of that world. Gamer, convention regular, horror fan, metal-head, cos-player, model, and blogger, this multifaceted goddess is my pick for number because she embodies everything that is necessary to wear the geek crown with true honor. All hail the greatest of all geek goddesses!!!!!!

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The 70 Hottest Babes of 2010, pt. 5: 30-21

30. Carol Zara (new)- This naughty and hot Canadian/ Brazilian geek babe has become one of the net's most popular babes. She knows and loves geek stuff, and the fanboy's love her back for that very reason. Her sexy pics and posts have gotten her a loyal following, as well as even getting her Facebook account deleted. Damn! Facebook does indeed suck balls! But, she's gotten a new account, there, yay!

29. Audrey Cleo (new)- This beautiful Fearnet babe is, to me, one of the net's coolest and most beautiful geek babes. That smile alone is enough to break hearts! She's got a great sense of humor, which makes it that much more fun to be a fan of hers. Aside from reporting on cool things, she has a good interaction with fans, IE she tweets and Facebooks back! I totally LOVE her blog, as well. Plus, she dissed the Twilight movies, recently, both on her Facebook and on Fearnet! This proves she's perfect! Ms. Cleo, will you do the honor of marrying me?



28. Tila Tequila (last year 8)- You know Tila will always get media attention. And, while it ain't always the best kind of attention, there is no denying her hotness. Or, that she really knows how to promote herself. And, that she takes no shit. Even, from asshole ICP fans, who actually threw shit (among other things) at this stunning hottie. And, while that incident pissed me off, it did give her reason to show her tits. Which, this blog always appreciates!




27. Akira Lane (new)- One of the hardest working and most beautiful nude models, Lane has been it it for quite sometime. But, what really sets her apart from others, aside from exquisite looks, is her fan friendly personality.






26. Kelly Hu (last year 25)- One of the most truly beautiful women to ever grace this world, Ms. Hu, made two, so far, appearances on the awesome Hawaii Five-O. The combination of her and Grace Park made for way too much hotness on TV! I hope her character continues to appear on the TV show. But, she needs to do more on it, too! Please, execs, do this for the fans. We are begging you!




25. Maryse (last year 24)- Wrestling sucks horribly right now. But, this Canadian blonde is still one of the few things worth looking at. But, her presence, does make me think one thing. OK, more than just one thing, but what the hell. That thing would be: imagine the outfits or things the pre-PG WWE would have had this babe doing. Really makes me hate the rating even more!!!



24. Zooey Daschanel (new)- Talented and beautiful Ms. Daschanel has captured my heart ever since I saw (500) Days of Summer, even if her character wasn't always the sweetest. Her eyes alone could melt ice. That she looks like an even more beautiful Katy Perry is proof that God saw something good and made it twice!!!




23. Candace Bailey (new)-This list is usually made at the end of November. And, as this was already made and determined, it was even more significant that this babe ranked this high, when it became revealed that she is Olivia Munn's replacement on Attack of the Show. While, I already talked about my thoughts as far Alison Haislip is concerned, I would like to take this time to congratulate Ms. Bailey on getting this job. She was not my top pick, but she certainly was one of my top picks. Bailey is adorably cute and smoking hot. She has the type of charisma that is needed to help carry the show. I look forward to seeing her every weekday. Thank you, G4!!

22. Milynn Sarley (new)- But, if I had to go with my fav pick to host AOTS, I would go with this stunning honey. She hosted it for a week, and I truly believe her to be the most yummy host since Miss. Munn. I hope she does return to G4 at some point. She was also Psylocke in a Seth Greene geek girl vid. That, dear readers, is all fucking win!!!!


21. Gail Kim (last year 9)- Still, wrestling's hottest babe. But, sadly still being jobbed out by the assholes at WWE. I really wish I could rank her higher, but through no fault of hers, her position in WWE is not as high as it should be. Vince and the WWE can eat my shit! Gail Kim fucking rules!!!! And, unlike some girls on that roster *cough Michelle McCool cough* who get belts and pushes, she can fucking wrestle!!! Epic fail, WWE, epic fucking fail!!!

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Thanks to Carol Zara!

First off, I hope all my readers and friends are enjoying the holiday seasons thus far. I know I am, even if it is brutally cold in NYC, right now. Anyways, I was recently told by Carol Zara (who I know from Twitter and Facebook) that I won an autographed poster from her! On Christmas, I got it, via e-mail, and it was definitely one of the nicest surprises and highlights of that day! I think she looks smoking hot in it:

Carol is one of my absolute favorite people to follow on Twitter. She's a total babe, funny, and a fellow geek. She also has one of the best blogs, Digitally Blonde, on all the net. I just love the stuff she posts as it is always funny and ingenious.

She will also be featured on tomorrow night's G4 special Women of the Web 2 at 7PM to be hosted by Kevin Pereira. For more info go here: http://g4tv.com/thefeed/blog/post/700976/women-of-the-web-2-december-30th.html I know what I will be watching at that time!

I leave you with a video of her at Fan Expo Canada Toronto, ON:




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