WoodRocket is Proud to Present the Roast of April O’Neil

Pic courtesy of Wood Rocket.

From the official press release:

THE DIRTIEST ROAST OF ALL TIME:

ADULT CINEMA STARS GET ROASTED IN NEW WOODROCKET SERIES

(Woodland Hills, CA) June 13th, 2018 – Do you love adult movies and celebrity roasts? Wish that you could combine the two into one giant sex comedy where horniness meets hilariousness? Well, you are about to get lucky! WoodRocket is proud to present the roast of popular Porn Star, April O’Neil.

Like a cross between a roast and Mystery Science Theater 3000 and pornography, The Porn Roast of April O’Neil premieres Wednesday, June 13th exclusively on WoodRocket and Pornhub, with an XXXtra Mean Bonus Scene available only on PornHub Premium.

The Porn Roast of April O’Neil is a filthy comedy event starring Comedy Central's “Roast Battle” roasters, Keith Carey and Connor McSpadden, as well as comedian and adult starlet, Missy Martinez, and the Porn Star of Honor, April O'Neil.

“Aside from being a top porn star, April was also such a great sport. They really went hard on her. And then they started telling jokes about her. But she was able to take it all,” says WoodRocket Producer, Lee Roy Myers.

The Porn Roast of April O’Neil was written by the hosts of the very popular Mean Boys Podcast on Starburns Audio, Keith Carey, Connor McSpadden , and Tom Goss, and features clips from April O'Neil's sexiest cinema like, Gnardians of the Galaxy, C*ckraiser, Fap To The Future, Pron, Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles, and even Busty Lesbian Workout!

Get ready to laugh so hard that milk will come out of your genitals!

Watch the SFW trailer here: http://www.woodrocket.com/videos/the-porn-roast-of-april-oneil-trailer

The full uncensored The Porn Roast of April O’Neil is free to watch on WoodRocket.com and Pornhub.

Catch the XXXtra Mean Bonus Scene exclusively on PornhubPremium.com.

WoodRocket mixes porn, comedy, pop culture, and it redefines adult entertainment. Creating popular high-quality stuff like Ask A Porn Star,  Topless Girls Reading Books, Porn Stars Reading Hate Mail, and porn parodies like Dick & Morty, Hamiltoe, Dragon Boob Z, Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles, Fap To The Future, Strokémon, and Bob's Boners, WoodRocket isthe future of porn. WoodRocket's content has been featured on Buzzfeed, Uproxx, Gizmodo, Maxim, Complex, AV Club, Spin, Rolling Stone, The Howard Stern Show, GQ, Vice, Esquire, The Hollywood Reporter, @Midnight, Bon Appetit, and even Saturday Night Live.  

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On Thurs, Jan. 21, 2016 at the Adult Entertainment Expo we had a blast interviewing the busty and beautiful Leya Falcon. She was looking hot as fuck in her Harley Quinn cosplay, and she gave us interview that's nasty and a little geeky. We did after all talk about two of the greatest subjects in the world: porn and Star Wars!
Check out the interview in the video below:

 

 

All photography, camera work, and video editing by BAS Photography & Design. 

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Beautiful, geeky, and truly awesome Ela Darling, talked to us earlier this month at the 2016 edition of the Adult Entertainment Expo. There she discussed her VR Tube site, geeky stuff, and more. As always talking to her is a complete pleasure as she is a sweetheart, extremely intelligent, and articulate.
Watch the interview in the video:

 

 

 

All photography, camera work, and video editing by BAS Photography & Design. 

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Girls of the Jules Jordan Booth at AEE 2015

 

There is no denying that Jules Jordan Video's booth always has stunning babes any expo or con. But, dear God, they really outdid themselves this year with the amazing crop of of girls they had signing at their booth last month at the Adult Entertainment Expo! The following is just some of the lovely ladies that were present.

This first batch was taken on Thurs, Jan. 22, 2015.

Let's begin with one of my personal favorite performers, and a girl who is always a pleasure to see: Dani Daniels. As always, Dani is all smiles and a sweetheart to everyone. Of course, she looked absolutely stunning in this bronze outfit. The cleavage and leg visible was enough to give everyone major heart palpitations!

Next up is the gorgeous Romi Rain, this stunning fellow Italian from Boston is truly one of the most gorgeous and sexy women that you are likely to meet in your entire life. I pretty much became a fan of hers, from the moment I found out about her. She was on my list of must meet this year. So, I was very happy and excited when I did. Romi is a natural in front of the camera and incredibly photogenic, as the following pics will prove. This babe is just hot as fuck!!

 

Suffering from severe jetlag, I left a little earlier than I may have otherwise, on that day. But, I was back the next day, Friday and took some more pics, of a different batch of girls:

Let's begin with the beautiful Jillian Janson. This was a day after I had interviewed her, and my God she looked even more stunning! Does this girl get more beautiful from one to the next? That certainly appears to be the case! She was wearing a short, revealing, and naughty outfit that looked HOT as hell on her!  

 

 

Lucy Tyler might be just one of the cutest girls to ever do porn. She also was one of the most genuinely awesome girls I met the entire time I was at AEE. Dressed in a Batman outfit, I told her that she had had made day wearing that. She would tell me that she loves Batman. A few days after, I saw that saw pics of her in a R2D2 outfit wielding a lightsaber. So, she gets geek points, added to the extra points that she got when she noticed that I was wearing a Misfits necklace. She told me that she is a huge fan of theirs and grew up listening to their music! She also told me that she is into industrial metal like Ministry and Skinny Puppy. Through it all, she was sweet and adorably cute, always smiling and genuinely stealing the hearts of anyone present.

The horns up/ metal pic to the left is one of my personal favorite pictures that I got with any of the girls at the Expo. I wasn't expecting her to throw up the devil horns, and then when she did, I was thought to myself, "This confirms it. This girl is fucking awesome!!"

The next day, Sat, was the final day of the expo. I made sure to snap a couple of more pics and meet some other lovely ladies at this booth, in particular:

Another of the girls that I had been meaning to meet for a while, has to be the beautiful (and bootiful) Anika Albrite. Turns out I picked the right day to meet her cause she had her hot cop outfit on, complete with real handcuffs! Now, I don't have a cop fetish or anything of the sort, and, for the most part, I doubt I could ever develop one. But, Anika looked hot enough to make me think that if anyone could make that happen it's her! It's actually a good thing that most cops don't look like her, cause otherwise I would break the law on purpose just to get arrested! 

Now, I knew that I wanted the cuffs put on me. Especially, when I saw some other dude get cuffed, at that point I became determined to get them slapped on my wrists (remember it's good to have goals in life!)! The guy sounded like he was shocked that they were real, and that they felt really tight. This only further convinced me to get them placed on me. And, as such, I requested it. As I asked her to cuff me, I told her that I had "been a bad reporter" during the expo. She laughed and told me to put my hands behind my back. She commented that I must have experience, since I did that so well! The result (to the right) might just be the absolute best picture of me and a girl during this expo!

 

Next to her was the beautiful Riley Reid, she managed to grab a handful of Annika's ass. I should mention that Annika, and this was proven to me when I met her in person, has one of the greatest asses currently in porn. Now, this means that Riley's hands were very lucky! Actually, I really did want to meet Riley. But, us always the case with her, she always has a very long and my busy schedule, would not allow it. Thankfully I did snap at least a couple of pictures of her.

 

I got to shoot one last batch of Jillian Janson, who looked even hotter than the day before! See, I swear she gets more beautiful from day to day. That's got to be her superhero ability! Anyway, seeing as how many hits my aforementioned interview with her has gotten, I really think that Jillian has all the makings of a huge star in the industry. The following pics will serve as further proof as to why she deserves, and I predict will be the next big star in business!

 

 

 

 

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An Interview with the Beautiful and Awesome Ela Darling at AEE 2015

Photography and video shot by myself
Video edited and encoded by BAS Photography and Design 

 

One of my personal favorite interviews that I got to conduct at this year's Adult Entertainment Expo was with the beautiful and very awesome Ela Darling. Though I had met and interviewed her way back in 2011, this was my first time doing a one on one with her. Ela is extremely intelligent, eloquent, and well spoken. She is also clearly passionate about all she does and loves. Hence talking to her was a very infectious experience as we talked about her career, AEE and the AVN awards, being a geek girl, what projects she is currently involved with, the upcoming Star Wars sequels, and lots more!

 

 

A couple of hours later, I managed to pay Ela a visit at her booth. Not only did I pick up the coloring book that she talked about in my interview with her, but I also got to snap some pictures of her as Batgirl. She had the 60's inspired Barbara Gordon look down perfectly! I absolutely loved her cosplay, and she, of course, looked absolutely gorgeous in it.

 

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The 70 Hottest Babes of 2014, pt. 3: 50-41

50. Tao Okamoto- (last year 46)- This absolutely stunning Japanese beauty goes from being Wolverine's love interest in the character's kick ass movie from last year, to being from Ollie's past in Arrow this season. Clearly this beauty like to be involved in the lives of superheroes with an edge. So, who could be next for her? Deadpool? Punisher? Rocket Racoon?

49. Lzzy Hale (last year 36)- Halestorm's gorgeous front-woman continues to break the hearts of rockers everywhere. And, she may well be breaking some new hearts thanks to the fact that she played and toured with country signer Eric Church. While, I hate country music with a passion, I still look forward to hearing what the band has up next year, when their new album comes out. If it's even half as good as the band's excellent The Strange Case of... expect her to rank higher next year! 





48. Comic Book Girl 19 (new)- With her tats, punky hair, love for horror and comic-books, and one of my favorite YouTube channels on the net, this sexy, geeky stunner has become one of my personal favorite babes on the net. I LOVE seeing her latest videos, cause not only is she beautiful, but it's fun to hear her talk. And, most importantly, she really knows her shit is not afraid to speak her mind.
 
47. Emily Bett Rickards (new)- The gorgeous star of the CW's awesome Arrow continues to reenforces girls with glasses fetishes everywhere. Truly beautiful, with a knockout body, and one of the cutest and most likeable performances in any superhero TV show, help this hottie make her long overdue debut on the list.  







46. Danielle Harris (new)- One of the horror genre's most popular scream queens, this cutie makes her debut thanks to her performance and hotness in the Soska twins highly enjoyable, fun, and superior sequel, See No Evil 2.









45. Jenny Lorenzo (new)- Gorgeous, Latina, highly opinionated, knowledgeable, a total geek, and a fun on-camera personality, helped this beauty steal my heart and earn her position on the list. I, honestly, get really excited and love it when she posts a new video over on Geekgasm.








44. Danielle Pananbaker (last year ranked 2010- 40)- From scream queen to the most beautiful cast member on the CW's very fun new show The Flash, Panabaker has been a long time favorite of mine. It's great to see that others are catching on to this leggy stunner. Oh yeah, she also has a really nice butt! What?! Just being honest here, you know!







43. Scarlett Johansson (last year 67)- The shapely and talented stunner takes a huge leap on the list by looking hot as fuck in the amazing Captain America: The Winter Solider, the decent Lucy, and, best of all, by getting nude, in the well made arthouse/ horror/ sci-fi flick Under the Skin.








42. Chelsea Wolfe (new)- I first heard about this gorgeous and highly talented beauty thanks to her being ranked on Revolver's Hottest Chicks in Hard Rock issue this year. While, she doesn't actually play metal or hard rock, but folk music instead, she has a real love for metal bands like Slayer and Gorgoroth. Black metal definitely has an influence in her sound. Enough so that she has even covered Burzum's "Black Spell of Destruction" . Combine this with her gothily stunning and breathtaking beauty (those eyes!!!), her ethereal signing voice, and beautiful, dark, and haunting music and you have a women who has truly stolen my heart!

41. Lauren Cohan (last year 44)- Still the most beautiful woman on The Walking Dead, Cohan can make even the worst episode bearable (well, when she's actually onscreen, anyways). Her appearances in mags like GQ, help her move up on the list.

 

 

  

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