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12/03/2013
The 70 Hottest Babes of 2013, pt. 1: 70-61
It's the final month of the year, and that means it's that time once again for me to pick the hottest babes of the year. This is never an easy task, but at least it's always a pleasant one! There are lots of new girls appearing for the first time, as well as many returning favorites. Where will they be ranked? Well you will have to read all of the upcoming parts, as they are added, to find out. As always, this list is not like the other ones out there. Some women who are terribly overrated or have their lame asses kissed by other sites and mags ain't here. The girls that I've ranked include: models, actresses (both of the A & B variety), musicians, athletes, and porn stars. Anyways, let's not waste anymore fucking time and get right into it!
70. Hettienne Park (new)- Starting off the list for 2013 is stunner who adds a lot of eye pleasing beauty to the dark, gory, and intelligent horror-drama series Hannibal. Her character reminds us that smart chicks are hot! I look forward to the show coming back, cause: A. It's a great show. B. I can drool all over her, again!
69. Jane Levy (new)- Her character in the awesome and gore-drenched Evil Dead remake can be seen as a female Ash. A really hot female Ash, at that! She did a really good job in her role and looked hot throughout, including at the blood-drenched climax. I hope we get a sequel to this, and I hope she comes back to kick more Deadite ass!! By the way, I had no clue that she is a redhead. Yum!!!
68. Rachel Korine (new)- Spring Breakers was a shitload of fun. And, the young, sexy female cast certainly had a good deal to do with that. While, all four where very attractive, it's Korine that, to me, looked the hottest. Plus, she was the only one who showed us some nude T&A. And, that pink hair is hot, too. She's married to the director, who creepily, enough married her when she was under-aged. Regardless, we should thank him for not having a problem exploiting his wife's hotness, now that she is perfectly legal!
67. Scarlett Johansson (new)- This delicious and shapely goddess had two movies this year, Don Juan and Under Her Skin. I didn't see either of them, but it kept her busy and in the public eye. Which includes my eyes, which makes me a happy man. And, I'm sure you guys and gals, too. Even better is the fact that she returns next year in Captain America: The Winter Solider as her yummiest and best role, the Black Widow.
66. Clare Coffee (new)- Grimm is a great horror-cop show with some very attractive females. But, to be the hottest of the cast is saying a lot. Even more so, if it's a blonde, as I am not really big on blondes. But, Coffee is a total looker, with gorgeous eyes, great legs, and a really beautiful face. She also plays a villianess, a witch of sorts, to be exact. Bad girls are extra hot, so this all adds up the tastiness of this babe.
65. Jennifer Carpenter (new)- I been a fan of this stunner for a long time, but she seemed to get more breath-taking every season of Dexter. Whether in street clothes, looking classy, or in a cop uniform she is delicious with gorgeous eyes and hot legs to die for. This was the last season of the show, so she had to appear on this list. Let's hope she continues to do stuff to warrant her staying on here!
64. Doris Yeh (last year ranked 2011 #26)- I've called her the most beautiful woman in music for good fucking reason. Yeh is a metal-Asian doll and a killer bass player. She returns to the list thanks to a new album, Bu-Tik, from the black metal act she is in, Chthonic. While, I prefer the album before it (Takasago Army), it's still a solid release.
63. Butcher Babies (Heidi Shepard and Carla Harvey) (new)- For the first time two girls, not related to each other, rank together, and it's the beautiful and buxom duo from metal act Butcher Babies. Their first full length album, Goliath, is an entertaining and fun mix of Slipknot and Otep, with some good sexiness added to the dark lyrics. While, they once wore only electric tape to cover up their nipples, they now have dropped the boobs act to get attention directed more towards their music and not their titties. Which is great cause they do rock hard. That they can also make one hard at the same time, as an added bonus.
62. Gina Carano (last yr #56)- She appeared in the latest Fast and the Furious movie and looked good. And, of course she kicked ass. Her action hero star is continuously on the rise. Which is an excellent thing for all of us who love her.
61. Kaylani Lei (last yr. 47)- She remains my favorite of all the Wicked Girls and one of the sweetest, prettiest, and most awesome girls to see at conventions. This natural beauty is hard not to fall for.
70. Hettienne Park (new)- Starting off the list for 2013 is stunner who adds a lot of eye pleasing beauty to the dark, gory, and intelligent horror-drama series Hannibal. Her character reminds us that smart chicks are hot! I look forward to the show coming back, cause: A. It's a great show. B. I can drool all over her, again! 
69. Jane Levy (new)- Her character in the awesome and gore-drenched Evil Dead remake can be seen as a female Ash. A really hot female Ash, at that! She did a really good job in her role and looked hot throughout, including at the blood-drenched climax. I hope we get a sequel to this, and I hope she comes back to kick more Deadite ass!! By the way, I had no clue that she is a redhead. Yum!!!
68. Rachel Korine (new)- Spring Breakers was a shitload of fun. And, the young, sexy female cast certainly had a good deal to do with that. While, all four where very attractive, it's Korine that, to me, looked the hottest. Plus, she was the only one who showed us some nude T&A. And, that pink hair is hot, too. She's married to the director, who creepily, enough married her when she was under-aged. Regardless, we should thank him for not having a problem exploiting his wife's hotness, now that she is perfectly legal! 
67. Scarlett Johansson (new)- This delicious and shapely goddess had two movies this year, Don Juan and Under Her Skin. I didn't see either of them, but it kept her busy and in the public eye. Which includes my eyes, which makes me a happy man. And, I'm sure you guys and gals, too. Even better is the fact that she returns next year in Captain America: The Winter Solider as her yummiest and best role, the Black Widow. 
66. Clare Coffee (new)- Grimm is a great horror-cop show with some very attractive females. But, to be the hottest of the cast is saying a lot. Even more so, if it's a blonde, as I am not really big on blondes. But, Coffee is a total looker, with gorgeous eyes, great legs, and a really beautiful face. She also plays a villianess, a witch of sorts, to be exact. Bad girls are extra hot, so this all adds up the tastiness of this babe. 
65. Jennifer Carpenter (new)- I been a fan of this stunner for a long time, but she seemed to get more breath-taking every season of Dexter. Whether in street clothes, looking classy, or in a cop uniform she is delicious with gorgeous eyes and hot legs to die for. This was the last season of the show, so she had to appear on this list. Let's hope she continues to do stuff to warrant her staying on here!
63. Butcher Babies (Heidi Shepard and Carla Harvey) (new)- For the first time two girls, not related to each other, rank together, and it's the beautiful and buxom duo from metal act Butcher Babies. Their first full length album, Goliath, is an entertaining and fun mix of Slipknot and Otep, with some good sexiness added to the dark lyrics. While, they once wore only electric tape to cover up their nipples, they now have dropped the boobs act to get attention directed more towards their music and not their titties. Which is great cause they do rock hard. That they can also make one hard at the same time, as an added bonus. 
62. Gina Carano (last yr #56)- She appeared in the latest Fast and the Furious movie and looked good. And, of course she kicked ass. Her action hero star is continuously on the rise. Which is an excellent thing for all of us who love her.
61. Kaylani Lei (last yr. 47)- She remains my favorite of all the Wicked Girls and one of the sweetest, prettiest, and most awesome girls to see at conventions. This natural beauty is hard not to fall for. 12/11/2012
The 70 Hottest Babes of 2012, pt. 3: 50-41
50. Kristina Rose (last yr. 49)- This hot Latina has one of my favorite butts in the porn world. She's a busy little cutie with lots of movies and public appearances at cons. And, dear God, did she ever look AMAZING at Exxxotica NJ!!! All I'm gonna say, until I get to post the pics in the days to come anyway, is boobs covered up only by black tape in the shape of inverted crosses! Damn!!
49. Amy Lee (last yr. 39)- Evanescence's gorgeous front-woman is still one of the most outright beautiful women in all of music and one of the best signer's ever. Aside from touring for their amazing self-titled album for a big portion of this year, Amy ranked #2 in Revolver's Hottest Chicks in Hard Rock. She doesn't get that high a rating here, but I certainly won't argue with their ranking!
48. Robin McLeavy (new)- This Australian beauty stars in the amazing AMC western series Hell on Wheels. In that, she plays a hooker with a heart of gold and tats on her pretty face. She shows some great acting in that series, and even better as the psycho teen in one of the year's finest horror flicks, The Loved Ones. Thanks to that flick she was all over various horror mags. And, thanks to all this and her exquisite beauty she makes her debut on this list!
47. Kaylani Lei (same)- Yes, she's still my favorite contract girl. Wicked Pictures' all-naturally beautiful hottie is also always a pleasure to see in person. As proven by her first appearance at an Exxxotica NJ in Nov. Oh and one more thing, I gotta say that Asian Anal Assassins, which up for an AVN this year and which she is in, is fucking amazing!!!
45. Jessica Biel (last year ranked 2010- 59)- This stunning beauty simply blew me away with her amazing performance in Pascal (Martyrs) Laugier's The Tall Man. While the movie, itself, is very much mediocre and highly disappointing, she remains the main reason to even give it a passing viewing. While, I was always attracted to her, I never really thought she had the acting chops. Boy was I ever wrong! I hope she continues to do strong roles like this that challenge her and any misconceived notions one may have of her. 
44. Tori Black (last year 45)- One of the most beautiful women in the world moves up one spot thanks to her slow return to the adult biz. While she isn't shooting any new scenes, there were releases featuring her that came out, including the porn parody of The Hangover. She also returned to the convention scene making live appearances at the Adult Entertainment Expo (AEE) and Exxxotica. All while still managing to take one's breath away.
43. Jessica De Gouw (new)- The beautiful Ms. De Gouw is a newcomer, well to me anyway. But, as Helena Bertinelli, AKA the Huntress, she combines drop-dead good looks with solid acting and good ass-kicking to bring to life one of my all time favorite super-heroines. The long black hair, pale-white skin, and skin tight outfits just make for an interpretation that really pleases this horny fan-boy!
42. Bobbi Starr (last year- 34)- From her sexy brown hair to her ass to her bush to her naturally, perky boobs to her gorgeous face, Starr remains one of the very best and beautiful women in the industry. And, in case I need to remind you, she's a freaking director now. And, a talented one at that, shooting movies for Evil Angel. I'm greatly looking forward to finally meeting her in January for the AEEs!
41. Ronda Rousey (new)- The face of female MMA, Ms. Rousey pulls in a lot of much deserved media attention. Not only is she absolutely gorgeous, but she can legitimately beat your fuckin ass. No one has a sicker arm-bar than her. She WILL make you tap the fuck out. While, she started this year as the Strikeforce women's champ, she has since moved to UFC where is now their first ever women's champ. It made sense, since A. she's a draw & B. she was already the champ of the soon, to sadly, go away Strikeforce. While, I doubt anyone can beat her, I eagerly await any of her future matches. Because, quite frankly, I fucking love this badass and sexy beauty, who admits to having sex before fights helps her. Anyone wanna help her out?The 70 Hottest Babes of 2012, pt. 2: 60-51
The 70 Hottest Babes of 2012, pt. 1: 70-61
12/06/2011
The 70 Hottest Babes of 2011, pt. 3: 50-41
50. Kyanna Lee (last year 42)- Still one of my favorite babes to follow on Twitter and read her blog. Plus, she always posts hot pics of herself!
49. Eva Green (new)- One of my favorite Bond girls of all time, Ms. Green caught my attention all over again, I mean REALLY caught my attention all over again thanks to her role in Camelot this year. She plays a most evil character, but she's so hot and beautiful in it, that I kind of cheered for her, sometimes. In particular whenever she was nude, which was fairly often. Thank you, God for premium cable!
48. Kristina Rose (new)- This beautiful Latina has been gaining more and more popularity in the porn world. And, with her naturally cute boobies and AMAZING ass it is certainly not surprising to me. The lovely Ms. Rose had a blisteringly hot scene (well she had many, but this one is a personal fav of mine) with Asa Akira and a lucky dude in the way too cool and fun Pornstar Superheroes released last year. She was also really cool when I met her at this year's AEE show in Las Vegas.
47. Carol Zara (last year 30)- Fact: Carol Zara is one hot as hell Canadian/ Brazilian babe. She's also an honest to god geek goddess. Also a fact: She was at this year's New York Comic Con, and I missed her. But, she told me that she saw me! Which makes me all the more sadder for having missed her. Next time, I hope I get to meet her.
46. Kaylani Lei (last year ranked 2009- 23)- My personal favorite contract girl (Wicked in this case, of course), this beautiful Asian goddess is still staring in quality smut fare. This also marked the year that I finally met her in person. I had interviewed way back in 2008, but it was over the phone. When, I went to the AEEs this January, the one person I wanted to meet the most was her. I waited in a long line to meet her, but it was worth it. She was very sweet and friendly, as well as being absolutely stunning in person. She remembered who I was after I told her about my interview with her some years back. While, the whole experience was great, meeting her was, without a shadow of a doubt, one my fondest memories of that trip.
45. Tori Black (last year 11)- I have long declared her to be one of the most beautiful women in the whole entire world, and I stand by that firmly. She started the year with some quality porn and successful appearances at AEE and AVN. But, by the middle of the year, she was out. With a pregnancy, she made it very clear that she was done with porno. Despite that Complex magazine, on their website, declared her to be the hottest porn star right now. Which means either A. they don't do enough research or B. she's so fucking hot that even retired, she kicks the competition's ass.
44. Zooey Deschanel (last year 24)- I have to say I saw the commercials for Zooey's sitcom New Girl, and I simply didn't care to see it. Then again I don't like sitcoms, even if I do love her. But, my friends who like sitcoms didn't want to see it, either. But, it seems that people like it, well enough to mention it on my Twitter feed, anyway. Regardless, I'm still a huge fan of hers. I just hope next year brings projects with her that I actually want to watch.
43. Jesse Jane (last year 37)- This year saw the Digital Playground hottie almost retiring! Oh no! But, she extended her contract with them! Yay! Let's have some drinks and celebrate this great bit of news!
42. Tila Tequila (last year 28)- You know for a good part of this year, I hadn't heard much about the beautiful Ms. Tequila and, well, that just sucked. But, then I saw the sybian video shot of her on the Howard Stern Show and all was better with the world!
41. Brooklyn Allman (new)- Let's get the fact that this beautiful and kick ass blonde is the daughter or Gregg Allman, as one website that made a list of rock hotties felt was the only thing worth mentioning about her, out of the way. She's the lead signer of the kick ass metalcore band Picture Me Broken. Their album, Wide Awake, released last year, has been pounding out of my computer and I-Pod since I got it. Shit, I listen to the track Echoes of an Empire a bunch of times a week! She made it to Revolver's Hottest Chicks in Hard Rock this year at number 3!! She has a great on-stage persona and is really cool with her fans, as her interaction with them on sites like her Facebook proves. Of course, she is insanely gorgeous. Those stunning blue eyes, that long blonde hair, and those boobs are just sure to stop any metalhead dead in their tracks.The 70 Hottest Babes of 2011, pt. 2: 60-51
The 70 Hottest Babes of 2011, pt. 1: 70-61----------------
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