The 20 Hottest Lesbian Hook-Ups Pt. 1, 20-11

Valentine's Day is tomorrow. Personally, speaking I have always hated that holiday. It's just a Hallmark holiday and an awful one at that. But, in honor of the day, I thought I would post something that we can all enjoy and, yet, find some romance in: the 20 hottest lesbian hook-ups/ kisses in film! I have long been a fan of girls who love girls.  If you are a long time reader or fan of mine or know me in real life and are a close friend, you probably already knew that. Personally speaking, I think it is far hotter and more interesting to see women together than chicks with guys. This is true to me even in real life. Anyways, this is the definitive list, for me. It was hard (pun intended) work, but in the end, fun. I have tried to include video whenever I can, but if I couldn't then at least there is a hot pic to go with it. Enjoy!

20. Heather Graham and Jessica Stroup: Broken- OK, I have never seen this movie, but I found this scene researching this write-up. The set-up is hot, Stroup's character is drunk, she talks about maybe breaking up with her boyfriend (I approve of her dumping her man to be with Graham, by the way), and the reluctance feeling on Graham's part are all part of a smoldering build-up. It all leads to one hell of a sexy kiss!

19. Sung Hi Lee and Amanda Swiston: The Girl Next Door- In this movie, one of my favorite comedies of all time, by the way, about a young guy who falls in love with a porn star played by Elisha Cuthbert (who sadly doesn't go lesbo), he and his friends ride a limo with porn stars played by Lee (who has gotten nude for Playboy) and Swiston. It's always awesome to see Asian girls who love girls, cause it combines two of my favorite things in life! Anyway, this one starts off with a peck, then gets more passionate. Too bad, it doesn't last longer, though.

18. Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis: Black Swan- In this psychological horror/ thriller (one of the very best of it's kind, I think) Portman (a long time favorite of mine) and Kunis hook-up in Portman's room. It then gets really weird and nightmarish, but before it looks like something out of a Cronenberg movie, you get something out of a softcore porno. So, your dick will be happy at first, then you will get scared. Oh, well. You take the good with the bad, I guess. Oh, and I know this scene isn't even in English, but if you wanna see the movie go rent or buy it (and, I totally suggest you do). But, for the purpose of this list, this video more than serves it.

17. Heather Graham and Bridget Moynahan- Grey Matters- Much like #18, this one is from a film I have never seen and involves a drunk girl and Graham. Noticing a trend here? I do hope Graham makes out with all her hot female friends when they are drunk, or when they ain't, in real life. Anyway, it starts off with lots of peck kissing, then it gets all passionate with heavier kissing and lots of touching. It's smoldering stuff and should get you feeling good in your pants.

16. Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz: Christina Barcelona-  This one is interesting in that I am not really a fan of Cruz, but I do like Scar Jo and any halfway decent looking woman hooking up with her is gonna be hot. Now, I never seen this flick either, but in the scene they are in a darkroom, and it just sort of happens. I could have done without the guy, though. Anyway, as a note to all attractive women: this is what you are suppose to do if you are in a room such as this one with another good looking chick.

15. Sara Foster and Jordana Brewster: D.E.B.S.- D.E.B.S is one of my favorite comedies of all time, and this is coming from someone who really doesn't like comedies. Of course, the fact that it posses as a spy film parody, but is in fact is a metaphor for coming out and involves two BEAUTIFUL women fall in love has a lot to do with that (it's also really funny). I always wish there were more movies about beautiful women falling in love, instead of the lesbian thing just being a mere plot point till she meets a guy (Kissing Jessica Stein I'm looking at you). Anyways, there lots of scenes of them kissing in this one, so just take your pick! The video below is from their love scene, which although is only PG13 is still really hot.

14. Paz de la Huerta and Katrina Bowden: Nurse 3D- The most recent of all the films on this list, the sexy as hell Huerta hooks up with the beautiful Bowden (a guy is involved, but I will pretend I don't remember him for the sake of this list). All of this happens in glorious 3D (well expect for the stills Huerta takes but whatever)! Sadly, since this movie is new I found no video to post. So just make due with these pics, OK?

 

 

13. Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried: Jennifer's Body-Two of my personal favorite babes make-out in this scene, from a pretty entertaining, albeit flawed horror flick. Megan has become a flesh-hungry demoness thanks to be sacrificed to Satan. And, in this sceen she ends up playing tonsil-hokey with her bestie. If this what Satanic rituals lead to, please go ahead and worship the Devil!

12. Sarah Michelle Gellar and Selma Blair: Cruel Intentions- I saw this one in the movies, being, at the time, a fan of SMG (cause of Buffy, of course), and I liked this movie. But, the most endearing and lasting part of the movie is this one where bitchy Gellar makes-out with the virginal character of the lovely Ms. Blair. The kiss is really hot and wet, and Gellar's teachings and dailouge are sexy as fuck! I LOVE the spit webs! I flipped out at this scene in the movies. I think I even clapped. I LOVE that Blair loved it and wanted more. If I had made the movie, I would have made Blair go lesbo from here on in, but alas, this is not made by me. Regardless, this scene is classic!

12. Angelina Jolie and Elizabeth Mitchell: Gia- Man, I remember watching this biopic when it first premiered (I was already a fan of Ms. Jolie), and I was blown away by how hot it was! But, also romantic, sad, and tragic. I loved the relationship between these two beauties, and the hot lesbian sex. If you love Jolie, and you never seen this, I wonder what is wrong with you! As the sex is pretty hot and fairly graphic.

 To be continued...

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The 70 Hottest Babes of 2013, pt. 1: 70-61

It's the final month of the year, and that means it's that time once again for me to pick the hottest babes of the year. This is never an easy task, but at least it's always a pleasant one! There are lots of new girls appearing for the first time, as well as many returning favorites. Where will they be ranked? Well you will have to read all of the upcoming parts, as they are added, to find out. As always, this list is not like the other ones out there. Some women who are terribly overrated or have their lame asses kissed by other sites and mags ain't here. The girls that I've ranked include: models, actresses (both of the A & B variety), musicians, athletes, and porn stars. Anyways, let's not waste anymore fucking time and get right into it!

70. Hettienne Park (new)- Starting off the list for 2013 is stunner who adds a lot of eye pleasing beauty to the dark, gory, and intelligent horror-drama series Hannibal. Her character reminds us that smart chicks are hot! I look forward to the show coming back, cause: A. It's a great show. B. I can drool all over her, again!







69. Jane Levy (new)- Her character in the awesome and gore-drenched Evil Dead remake can be seen as a female Ash. A really hot female Ash, at that! She did a really good job in her role and looked hot throughout, including at the blood-drenched climax. I hope we get a sequel to this, and I hope she comes back to kick more Deadite ass!! By the way, I had no clue that she is a redhead. Yum!!!






68. Rachel Korine (new)- Spring Breakers was a shitload of fun. And, the young, sexy female cast certainly had a good deal to do with that. While, all four where very attractive, it's Korine that, to me, looked the hottest. Plus, she was the only one who showed us some nude T&A. And, that pink hair is hot, too. She's married to the director, who creepily, enough married her when she was under-aged. Regardless, we should thank him for not having a problem exploiting his wife's hotness, now that she is perfectly legal! 

67. Scarlett Johansson (new)- This delicious and shapely goddess had two movies this year, Don Juan and Under Her Skin. I didn't see either of them, but it kept her busy and in the public eye. Which includes my eyes, which makes me a happy man. And, I'm sure you guys and gals, too. Even better is the fact that she returns next year in Captain America: The Winter Solider as her yummiest and best role, the Black Widow.



66. Clare Coffee (new)- Grimm is a great horror-cop show with some very attractive females. But, to be the hottest of the cast is saying a lot. Even more so, if it's a blonde, as I am not really big on blondes. But, Coffee is a total looker, with gorgeous eyes, great legs, and a really beautiful face. She also plays a villianess, a witch of sorts, to be exact. Bad girls are extra hot, so this all adds up the tastiness of this babe.






65. Jennifer Carpenter (new)- I been a fan of this stunner for a long time, but she seemed to get more breath-taking every season of Dexter. Whether in street clothes, looking classy, or in a cop uniform she is delicious with gorgeous eyes and hot legs to die for. This was the last season of the show, so she had to appear on this list. Let's hope she continues to do stuff to warrant her staying on here!

64. Doris Yeh (last year ranked 2011 #26)- I've called her the most beautiful woman in music for good fucking reason. Yeh is a metal-Asian doll and a killer bass player. She returns to the list thanks to a new album, Bu-Tik, from the black metal act she is in, Chthonic. While, I prefer the album before it (Takasago Army), it's still a solid release.







63. Butcher Babies (Heidi Shepard and Carla Harvey) (new)- For the first time two girls, not related to each other, rank together, and it's the beautiful and buxom duo from metal act Butcher Babies. Their first full length album, Goliath, is an entertaining and fun mix of Slipknot and Otep, with some good sexiness added to the dark lyrics. While, they once wore only electric tape to cover up their nipples, they now have dropped the boobs act to get attention directed more towards their music and not their titties. Which is great cause they do rock hard. That they can also make one hard at the same time, as an added bonus.

62. Gina Carano (last yr #56)- She appeared in the latest Fast and the Furious movie and looked good. And, of course she kicked ass. Her action hero star is continuously on the rise. Which is an excellent thing for all of us who love her.








61. Kaylani Lei (last yr. 47)- She remains my favorite of all the Wicked Girls and one of the sweetest, prettiest, and most awesome girls to see at conventions. This natural beauty is hard not to fall for.

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Marvel's The Avengers

Title: Avengers
Director & writer: Joss Whedon
Cast: Robert Downey Jr., Chris Evans, Mark Ruffalo, Chris Hemsworth, Scarlett Johansson, Jeremy Renner, Tom Hiddleston

The evil god of mischief, and brother to Thor (Chris Hemsworth), Loki (Tom Hiddleston) takes the tesseract cube (last seen in the awesome Captain America movie and also known as the Cosmic Cube by comic-book fans) and uses it to bring an alien army to enslave humanity. Nick Fury (Samuel L. Jackson) and S.H.I.E.L.D soon gather Earth's mightiest heroes to form the Avenger's Innovative. And, while at first they clash, they come to terms and unite to save the NYC from sure destruction.

Let's not even mince words here, this IS THE ultimate superhero film. It tops the original Iron Man (which I always liked more than Dark Knight) and is perfection on celluloid. From the beginning to the very end, it is a rip-roaring, full throttle assault. This dear readers is fucking nirvana.

Whedon scores again, as he did with the amazing Cabin in the Woods, he proves he is a true fanboy and gives us the kind of movie you see only in your wettest comic-book dream (OK. not the one where the Black Widow fucks Spider-Woman with a strap-on but maybe the porn parody will have that). There is NEVER a boring second, as it moves at a breathtaking pace. The FX are jaw-dropping and the images of massive death and destruction are simply killer.

The acting is great! The amazing script allows all the characters to get the right amount of time and interaction is perfect between them. Downey Jr. is excellent as always as my fav Avenger Iron Man, he has some of the best lines in the movie. Hemsworth is great as Thor. Evans is just so fucking good as Captain America. Johansson, whom I haven't liked for years, was much, much better as Black Widow here, than she ever was in Iron Man 2. In fact, to me this is is her best acting in ages. And, the first time in centuries she inspired any sexual attraction in me. But, to me Cobie Smolders, as Agt. Hill, is hotter. Anyway, Ruffalo is excellent as Bruce Banner, and the Hulk RULES in this movie. They finally got him perfect!!! I really liked Renner as Hawkeye. He was a badass. But, it's Hiddleston's Loki that really shines, as an arrogant, evil asshole.

I LOVED the two scenes that happen in the middle and the end of the credits. FUCKING AWESOME!!!

This movie has made a KILLING at the box office and rightfully so. A fucking godsend this is a two hour and a half geekgasm!! It is THE movie of the year, and I doubt any movie will top it. See it again!! NOW!!!!

**** out of ****

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