The 70 Hottest Babes of 2014, pt. 1: 70-61

It's time to begin my yearly tradition of doing my site's most popular list: The 70 Hottest Babes of the Year! As is always the case, doing the list and deciding where each girl ranks, who comes, and who goes, ain't easy. But, it is fun. As always, this list ain't your typical beautiful celeb list, as some who get their asses kissed by the media are completely ignored by me. As such this list remains one where you can find nude mainstream actresses, scream queens, nude models, geek goddesses, metal performers, wrestlers, MMA girls, and porn stars.

Ranking is decided by not just their beauty but the amount of work, success, and influence they have had over the year. So let's stop wasting time and get to it!

70. Liv (last ranked in 2012- #69)- This Swedish metal beauty starts off the list and returns after a two year absence. Her band, Sister Sin, keeps getting better and better with each album, and the kick ass Black Lotus is their best yet!

69. Louise Lombard (new)- This stunner makes her debut by playing the mother of Captain Renard on the ever so awesome Grimm. This makes her officially one of the hottest MILFs on TV. The blonde hair, blue eyes, and sexy, British accent make for an enthralling mix.








68. Rose Leslie (new)- This redhead stunner played one of my favorite female characters on Game of Thrones, Ygritte. Sadly, her character got killed on it. But, she always looked gorgeous on the show and was even naked sometimes! Yay for that!








67. Paige (new)- The WWE's most beautiful Diva is another British hottie that makes my list this year. With her raven colored hair, gorgeous, pale skin, sexy accent (yeah, gotta love those British accents!), blue eyes, and an amazing behind, she most definitely has it in the looks department! Thankfully, unlike many women in the WWE she can back up the beauty in the ring.

66. Butcher Babies (Heidi Shepard and Carla Harvey) (last year 63)- The gorgeous and busty metal duo stay on my list thanks to their band's new EP of cover songs, Uncovered, and their continuous presence on social media.




65. Allisa-White Gluz (last year ranked 2009- #67)- Metal's blue-haire beauty makes a return to my list thanks to her new job as the lead signer of one of my favorite death metal acts, Arch Enemy. As such, the band released their best work in a long time in the form of kick ass album War Eternal. Plus, she always comes off as a great representative for women in metal, in general.







64. Claire Coffee (last year 66)- Grimm's most beautiful hottie, moves up two slots thanks to her increasingly fascinating character of the beautiful and evil Adalind on that show.









63. Keri Russell (new)- Another MILF on this list, Ms. Russell only gets more beautiful with age. She is amazing on The Americans and her different looks are all quite delicious on it. Also, delicious is her ass which she has been known to show on it! 








62. Amy Gumenick (new)- How do you make an impression on yours truly with only being, thus far, one episode of one show, that I watch? Easy. By playing a sexy but obsessed crazy red-head supervillianess, Cupid in the case, on Arrow. Supernatural fans already know her as the Winchester brother's mom. 




61. Carrie Coon (new)- One more MILF appears in this section of my list, as this beautiful, blue-eyed stunner from the excellent, and admit ably depressing, The Leftovers and the much praised Gone Girl. In the former, mysterious, and dark TV show she plays a wife/ mom whose family has mysteriously disappeared along with others. Her character is badass, sexy, good hearted, and listens to Slayer. Needless to say, I fell in love with her!

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The 70 Hottest Babes of 2013, pt. 1: 70-61

It's the final month of the year, and that means it's that time once again for me to pick the hottest babes of the year. This is never an easy task, but at least it's always a pleasant one! There are lots of new girls appearing for the first time, as well as many returning favorites. Where will they be ranked? Well you will have to read all of the upcoming parts, as they are added, to find out. As always, this list is not like the other ones out there. Some women who are terribly overrated or have their lame asses kissed by other sites and mags ain't here. The girls that I've ranked include: models, actresses (both of the A & B variety), musicians, athletes, and porn stars. Anyways, let's not waste anymore fucking time and get right into it!

70. Hettienne Park (new)- Starting off the list for 2013 is stunner who adds a lot of eye pleasing beauty to the dark, gory, and intelligent horror-drama series Hannibal. Her character reminds us that smart chicks are hot! I look forward to the show coming back, cause: A. It's a great show. B. I can drool all over her, again!







69. Jane Levy (new)- Her character in the awesome and gore-drenched Evil Dead remake can be seen as a female Ash. A really hot female Ash, at that! She did a really good job in her role and looked hot throughout, including at the blood-drenched climax. I hope we get a sequel to this, and I hope she comes back to kick more Deadite ass!! By the way, I had no clue that she is a redhead. Yum!!!






68. Rachel Korine (new)- Spring Breakers was a shitload of fun. And, the young, sexy female cast certainly had a good deal to do with that. While, all four where very attractive, it's Korine that, to me, looked the hottest. Plus, she was the only one who showed us some nude T&A. And, that pink hair is hot, too. She's married to the director, who creepily, enough married her when she was under-aged. Regardless, we should thank him for not having a problem exploiting his wife's hotness, now that she is perfectly legal! 

67. Scarlett Johansson (new)- This delicious and shapely goddess had two movies this year, Don Juan and Under Her Skin. I didn't see either of them, but it kept her busy and in the public eye. Which includes my eyes, which makes me a happy man. And, I'm sure you guys and gals, too. Even better is the fact that she returns next year in Captain America: The Winter Solider as her yummiest and best role, the Black Widow.



66. Clare Coffee (new)- Grimm is a great horror-cop show with some very attractive females. But, to be the hottest of the cast is saying a lot. Even more so, if it's a blonde, as I am not really big on blondes. But, Coffee is a total looker, with gorgeous eyes, great legs, and a really beautiful face. She also plays a villianess, a witch of sorts, to be exact. Bad girls are extra hot, so this all adds up the tastiness of this babe.






65. Jennifer Carpenter (new)- I been a fan of this stunner for a long time, but she seemed to get more breath-taking every season of Dexter. Whether in street clothes, looking classy, or in a cop uniform she is delicious with gorgeous eyes and hot legs to die for. This was the last season of the show, so she had to appear on this list. Let's hope she continues to do stuff to warrant her staying on here!

64. Doris Yeh (last year ranked 2011 #26)- I've called her the most beautiful woman in music for good fucking reason. Yeh is a metal-Asian doll and a killer bass player. She returns to the list thanks to a new album, Bu-Tik, from the black metal act she is in, Chthonic. While, I prefer the album before it (Takasago Army), it's still a solid release.







63. Butcher Babies (Heidi Shepard and Carla Harvey) (new)- For the first time two girls, not related to each other, rank together, and it's the beautiful and buxom duo from metal act Butcher Babies. Their first full length album, Goliath, is an entertaining and fun mix of Slipknot and Otep, with some good sexiness added to the dark lyrics. While, they once wore only electric tape to cover up their nipples, they now have dropped the boobs act to get attention directed more towards their music and not their titties. Which is great cause they do rock hard. That they can also make one hard at the same time, as an added bonus.

62. Gina Carano (last yr #56)- She appeared in the latest Fast and the Furious movie and looked good. And, of course she kicked ass. Her action hero star is continuously on the rise. Which is an excellent thing for all of us who love her.








61. Kaylani Lei (last yr. 47)- She remains my favorite of all the Wicked Girls and one of the sweetest, prettiest, and most awesome girls to see at conventions. This natural beauty is hard not to fall for.

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