The 70 Hottest Babes of 2014, pt. 1: 70-61

It's time to begin my yearly tradition of doing my site's most popular list: The 70 Hottest Babes of the Year! As is always the case, doing the list and deciding where each girl ranks, who comes, and who goes, ain't easy. But, it is fun. As always, this list ain't your typical beautiful celeb list, as some who get their asses kissed by the media are completely ignored by me. As such this list remains one where you can find nude mainstream actresses, scream queens, nude models, geek goddesses, metal performers, wrestlers, MMA girls, and porn stars.

Ranking is decided by not just their beauty but the amount of work, success, and influence they have had over the year. So let's stop wasting time and get to it!

70. Liv (last ranked in 2012- #69)- This Swedish metal beauty starts off the list and returns after a two year absence. Her band, Sister Sin, keeps getting better and better with each album, and the kick ass Black Lotus is their best yet!

69. Louise Lombard (new)- This stunner makes her debut by playing the mother of Captain Renard on the ever so awesome Grimm. This makes her officially one of the hottest MILFs on TV. The blonde hair, blue eyes, and sexy, British accent make for an enthralling mix.








68. Rose Leslie (new)- This redhead stunner played one of my favorite female characters on Game of Thrones, Ygritte. Sadly, her character got killed on it. But, she always looked gorgeous on the show and was even naked sometimes! Yay for that!








67. Paige (new)- The WWE's most beautiful Diva is another British hottie that makes my list this year. With her raven colored hair, gorgeous, pale skin, sexy accent (yeah, gotta love those British accents!), blue eyes, and an amazing behind, she most definitely has it in the looks department! Thankfully, unlike many women in the WWE she can back up the beauty in the ring.

66. Butcher Babies (Heidi Shepard and Carla Harvey) (last year 63)- The gorgeous and busty metal duo stay on my list thanks to their band's new EP of cover songs, Uncovered, and their continuous presence on social media.




65. Allisa-White Gluz (last year ranked 2009- #67)- Metal's blue-haire beauty makes a return to my list thanks to her new job as the lead signer of one of my favorite death metal acts, Arch Enemy. As such, the band released their best work in a long time in the form of kick ass album War Eternal. Plus, she always comes off as a great representative for women in metal, in general.







64. Claire Coffee (last year 66)- Grimm's most beautiful hottie, moves up two slots thanks to her increasingly fascinating character of the beautiful and evil Adalind on that show.









63. Keri Russell (new)- Another MILF on this list, Ms. Russell only gets more beautiful with age. She is amazing on The Americans and her different looks are all quite delicious on it. Also, delicious is her ass which she has been known to show on it! 








62. Amy Gumenick (new)- How do you make an impression on yours truly with only being, thus far, one episode of one show, that I watch? Easy. By playing a sexy but obsessed crazy red-head supervillianess, Cupid in the case, on Arrow. Supernatural fans already know her as the Winchester brother's mom. 




61. Carrie Coon (new)- One more MILF appears in this section of my list, as this beautiful, blue-eyed stunner from the excellent, and admit ably depressing, The Leftovers and the much praised Gone Girl. In the former, mysterious, and dark TV show she plays a wife/ mom whose family has mysteriously disappeared along with others. Her character is badass, sexy, good hearted, and listens to Slayer. Needless to say, I fell in love with her!

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The Hottest Babes of 2009, pt. 1: 70-61

Ahh, it's that time again, when I pick the 70 hottest babes of the year. Last year this was such a success, with you readers, that I knew I had to do it again. Once, again the list is not only based on how much of a hottie a babe is, but also how many cool things she did this year. Thus, the hotter you are and the more output you have the higher you rank. And, as always I have zero desire to put in whatever interchangeable, untalented, overrated chick Hollywood shoves down your throat. So, if you are looking for any of the typical chicks who inhabit these lists look else where. Here, you will find mainstream actresses, metal chicks, internet models, porn actresses, b-movie babes, and maybe even a pop star, all ranked with the equal amount of love. By the way, next to each girl will be the ranking they had last year. Enjoy!

70. Sienna Miller (new) - G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra was a total piece of shit, but Ms. Miller was smoking hot as my one of my all time favorite G.I. Joe characters, the Baroness. Yeah, I don't like the fact that she had no accent, and the way they changed her character was terrible. But, in the end she is one of the best things of this cinematic rape of my childhood. I gotta say black hair looks fucking smoldering on her!

69. Lzzy Hale (new) - The lead signer of hard rock band Halestorm is sexy as hell. First, off the band makes great, fun, and catchy pop tinged metal. Their video for I Get Off got some nice air play on Fuse. And, she was featured on Revolver's Hottest Chicks of Metal, this year.

68. Amy Smart (new) - This sexy blonde has long been one of my favs. It was great to see her in this year's over-the-top, violent, and wild Crank 2: High Voltage, as a stripper no less! Wish she would show more skin, though. Dear actresses reading this, if you are playing a stripper show the goods, please. I promise you will rank higher on this list. Thank you.

67. Anna Paquin (new) - Ms. Paquin is another actress I been a long time fan of. Seeing her nude on the truly excellent True Blood is always a pleasure. But, beyond being a total cutie with a nice rack, she is an excellent actress. The series hit a new high this year, and, in turn, so did she.

66. Daffney (new) - Daffney has always been one of my fav wrestling babes, since her days in WCW. So, I was so happy to see TNA bring her back. While, she looked cute as her Sarah Palin character, she looks her best as what she is: a HOT goth/ metal babe. Taz is so right to call her zombie hot. But, beyond that she takes some of the sickest bumps I ever seen anyone take, let alone a good looking woman!

65. Evan Rachel Wood (new) - She ended last year staring in the excellent The Wrestler, and she graced us with her beauty in True Blood, this year. Though, I have to sayIi was underwhelmed with her performance in it (and, usually I love her acting). But, she still made for a HOT vampire queen. Can I be your slave, Ms. Wood?

64. Alissa White-Gluz (last year- 67) - I really enjoyed the album by this babe's metalcore band, The Agonist. Lullabies for the Dormant Mind is a solid ass kicker. And, Alissa is the type of girl any metalhead would wanna date.

63. Jessica Bangkok (last year- 61) - One of the more unjustly underrated porn babes around, this curvy, Asian babe has a body that just drives me insane. And, like I said many times before, her name fucking owns!

62. Ellen Fox (new) - One of the two hosts of Current TV's Rotten Tomatoes show, Ellen is really funny. She's also happens to be really pretty and have nice tomatoes of her own.

61. Smith Cho (new) - This Korean babe started in that terrible, thankfully canceled, new Knight Rider series, in the surely miserable movie Fired Up, and got a role in Ugly Betty, this year. But, she is smoking hot and has beautiful face. Here's hoping she does something that does not suck next time.

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The 70 Hottest Babes of 2008, pt. 1: 70-61

As 2008 draws to an end, I think it is time we remember the hotties that made life better this year. Unlike, other lists out there, I don't kiss ass, nor will I have such wastes of space as Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan, or Brittney Spears. By the way looks is not all that influenced this list, but also what she did this year. The more she did or the cooler it was combined with her looks and her personality shall determine her ranking on my list. So over the next few days/ weeks I will post more, till reaching the last ten. Enjoy.

70. Destiney- This beauty from VH-1's Charm School: Rock of Love has stunning eyes. She also has a pretty nice rack!

69. Inna- -Another beauty from Charm School: Rock of Love, this Eastern European beauty has a sexy accent to match her hot bod.

68. Wata- - This cutie from Japanese alt-metal band Boris is not only hot but very talented. To see just what a babe she is check out Boris' video for Smile, which got played quite a bit on the Headbanger's Ball, this year.

67. Alissa White Gluz- - Speaking of a vid that got played a lot on Headbanger's Ball, you need only to go back to begin of this year with metalcore band The Agonist and their video for Business Suits and Combat Boots. She can really sign and scream. And, she is stunner, with her pale white skin, green eyes, and beautiful face. They are currently working on a new album, which I totally look forward to.

66. Eihi Shiina- - The Japanese beauty from Takashi Miike's modern, horror classic Audition was the lead in Tokyo Gore Police. I ain't seen it yet, but goddamn is she pretty! And talented, too!

65. Laura Nichol- - Earlier this year, this beauty made it to Revolver's list of the Hottest Chicks in Metal. Sadly, her amazing melodic death metal band Light This City broke up. But, they managed to put out one last album, the incredible Stormchaser. She has a beautiful face and sexy tats and ranks as one of the most breathtaking women in metal. Plus, her screaming vocals owns!

64. Selma Blair- - OK, so she did not make out with any hot girls this year, or for a long time, for that matter, but she looked AMAZING in Guillermo Del Toro's excellent Hellboy 2. The short hair is a sexy look for, I think.

63. Doris Yeh- - Thanks to being on Ozzfest last year Taiwanese black metal masters Chthonic have been getting lots of press. They deserve it. And, their beautiful bass player also runs a cool myspace. Not only that but she was on the cover of the Taiwanese edition of FHM! If they put out a new album, except this beauty to rank even higher on this list, next time!

62. Kat Von D- - This tattooed, Latin beauty has one of the most enjoyable reality shows on TV in LA Ink and looked killer in her pics for Revolver's The Hottest Chicks in Metal issue. Her cover and foldout poster with Marta is CLASSIC!

61. Jessica Bangkok- - This beauty maybe kind of new to the porn world, but good God is she amazing. Besides, have a gorgeous face, she has a body to die for. The natural boobs are amazing, as is that ass. And, seeing her in action is a godsend. I look forward to more from this breathtaking beauty. Oh, yeah her name is fucking cool as hell, too!

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The AGONIST & Alissa White-Gluz

I recently got into Canadian metalcore band, The Agonist thanx to their awesome video for Buisness Suits and Combat Boots:

I, then, got their CD Once Only Imagined, and I was instantly sold as a fan. They sound sort of like In This Moment with a hint of Arch Enemy. While, thier music is definitely heavy, it has moments of melodicism that really hit the mark. The breakdowns are constant and mosh worthy, though some more lead guitar breaks would be nice. Of course, much of the attention to the band will be, and is, for their lovely signer and songwriter, Alissa White-Gluz.

She has an awesome scream but also a rather beautiful signing vioce. She made it on one of Revlover mag's Hottest Babes in Metal issues and rightfully so. I mean look at her. She has blue hair, pale white skin, stunning, beautiful green eyes, a hot body, and plays and loves metal music. Sure she is straight-edge, but hey, someone has to take care of your drunk ass. right?

Based on interviews I have read with her she comes off as smart and knowledgeable. Her lyrics for the band are further proof of this and another reason why I am practically in love with her.

So get their album, listen to the band, and fall in love with Ms. White-Gluz. Although, after this blog you probably already are!

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