The 70 Hottest Babes of 2012, pt. 1: 70-61

As is the tradition of this blog of mine, the start of Dec. means that I can begin my long running yearly tradition of ranking the year's hottest babes. As always, I start working on this list pretty much from the beginning of the year and work on it till the end of Nov. It's never easy to compile, but it's always fun. And, such was the case this time around.

As always, I rank actresses (both A and B and TV stars), musicians, models, internet celebs, porn stars, and even filmmakers. And, I still don't care to rank overrated, overexposed, talentless, and/ or annoying celebs that contaminate most of the other babe lists out there. And, like always the more a girl did or accomplieshed in the year combined with her hotness determines just how high shes gets to rank. So let's not waste any more time and get right to it!

70. Jamie King (new)- Beautiful model turned actress, Jamie King, has been pretty busy this year, from doing stuff that I don't care for (Heart of Dixie and an Adelle video) to being in the fun slasher re-imagining flick Silent Night where she played a cop and looked pretty damn good doing so. Ms. King, you can slap the handcuffs any day of the year!






69. Liv (new)- This gorgeous dark-haired, tatted front-woman from kick ass hard rock/ metal band Sister Sin, debuts on my list after three hard rocking, badass albums, including the band's best, yet, Now and Forever, released just a few months ago. I'm actually gonna be seeing them and the gorgeous metal legend herself, Doro, next year in Feb. Should be fucking awesome!!

68. Alexia and Anissa Rodriguez (new)- They're beautiful, Latin, talented and play kick ass metal music by way of their metalcore act, Eyes Set to Kill. White Lotus, released last year, has been playing almost non-stop on my I-tunes/ I-pod from the minute I got it. They are the only sisters that made Revolver's Hottest Chicks in Hard Rock, and the only of two other sisters on my list, this year.

67. Anna Paquin (last yr 63)- Admit ably True Blood was very uneven this season, but once it got centered on the more interesting storylines (IE NOT the fuckin' smoke demon), it kicked ass, all the way to the killer ending. Through out this Paquin looked delicious, got naked, and pulled in some solid acting.

66. Lexi Belle (new)- Lexi seems to get cast in just about every porn parody out there from Xena to Buffy. And, while this is certainly enough to warrant the attention she gets in the biz, it's the fact that she finally did anal, this year in Lexi, that truly took her to the next level. That and the fact that she remains cute as fucking hell is more than enough reason for her to finally hit this list.

65. Willa Holland (new)- Speaking of cute, there aren't many on TV cuter than Ms. Holland. She plays Ollie Queen's, the Arrow himself, little sister on the CW's shockingly good, badass, and entertaining superhero/ vigilante series Arrow. She's a bad little girl into drinking, parting, and boys. Sounds like she needs a spanking! Just don't let Arrow find out. He's liable to put an arrow through your fucking head.


64. Melinda Clarke (last yr. 60)- I'm glad her character, Amanda, didn't get caught or offed at the end of last season on Nikita, cause it means she became the top villain this season. That's fine by me, cause she makes evil sexy. I, by the way, wouldn't mind getting held by captive by her. So long as she don't torture me or anything of the sort.




63. Skin Diamond (new)- Stunning, gorgeous, sexy, exotic, and tatted up this hottie is a continuously rising star in the skin biz (pun not intended). With her smoldering performances in films like the excellent Dani, there is no doubt in my mind that her star will continue to rise, as will what's in the pants of her fans.


62. Yvonne Strahovski (new)- I have to be honest with you, when I first saw this blonde, via Chuck promotional materials and interviews, she did nothing for me. Maybe it's that I'm not hugely into blondes, or that I didn't give a flying fuck about the show. But, ever since she's been on this phenomenal season of Dexter, as a serial killer, no less, I been in love. Perhaps it speaks volumes about me, but who cares. She's pulling off a great performance, and been looking hot as the pits of fucking hell doing so. That she got topless, well, that dear readers is an added bonus!!

61. Charlize Theron (new)- I've been referring to this goddess as one of the most beautiful women in mainstream cinema ever since I was in college, and I still stand by that. Sadly, her days of getting naked seem to be gone (allow me to cry for a few minutes... OK I'm back!), but she's still an absolute stunner and a greatly talented one at that. She appeared in two genre movies this year, Snow White and the Huntsman and Prometheus, so we fans of dark cinema are certainly happy about that!

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The 70 Hottest Babes of 2011, pt. 1: 70-61

It's December which means that it is time for this blog and me to pick the 70 most beautiful women in the entertainment world. Every year this gets harder and harder (pun not intended). But, it's something I always have fun with. As always I chose from actresses (both A and B, as well as TV stars), internet personalities, porn stars, models, pop stars, metal hotties, and prowrestlers. I have long prided this list to not be like so many condescending lists of this type that over fill the net and magazines. Many overrated idiots that contaminate those ain't here. Nor should they, in my humble opinion.

I would also like to mention that it is not just looks that determines a girl's rank, but also what they have done this year. The hotter they are and the most they have acomplished the higher they rank. So, just sit back and enjoy, as I get this started already.

70. Kate Mara (new)- We open this list with this drop-dead (pun intended) gorgeous babe who plays the lead actors lover in the awesome American Horror Story. Mara's character gets snuffed and comes back as a nympho ghost! Damn is there a better kind? Unfortunately she kills those she sleeps with, who in turn become ghosts themselves. Hey, you gotta take the bad with the good right?




69. Jessica Gomes (new)- Appearing as last month's Maxim cover girl this exotic half Asian-half Portuguese Sport Illustrated babe gives me hope that there art still gorgeous super-models who don't all look the same or bore me to tears. Gomes was my Hot Asian Girl of the Month for November 2011, and it quickly topped this blog, as it's most read post. Yes, she beat out all of the porn stuff, and ain't even naked in it! That's quite an accomplishment, if you ask me!



68. Ann Marie Rios (new)- This stunning Latina porn goddess has been gaining more and more deserved popularity. Having interviewed her, I can tell you that she is a sweetheart. There is no denying that she is a complete stunner and has one heck of an amazing ass! She's great to follow online, and she's always posting hot pics of herself.



67. Kristin Bauer van Straten (last year 55)- Man, this has not been a good year for Kristin's character, Pam, on True Blood. She decayed and then got her sexy ass dissed by vampire Eric. That has to suck. And, not in the good way. But, hey she is still hot as hell! Well OK, not really when she's rotting, but you get my point.




66. Ashley Greene (last year 56)- Dear God, Ms. Greene is so fucking hot. It's too bad that she is still doing those shitty Twilight movies. Hopefully, she'll do something better soon and that involves tons of nudity!






65. Sasha Sweet (new)- This porn hottie is one of my favorites to follow on Twitter. Her tweets are fun, sexy, and smart. Plus, she's an admitted fan of Lucio Fulci and black metal. That right there is total hotness! She was at the Girls and Corpses table at AEE in Jan., but sadly I missed her. Hope not to next time! One more thing, her rack is pretty amazing!


64. Alexandra Brekinridge (new)- Oh my God! Is this woman hot or what?! Playing the younger version of the ghost maid on American Horror Story, seen only like this by men, this breath-taker has quickly become one of the biggest crushes for horror fans out there, right now. Her slutty and sexy performance is sure raise the dead and other things, too! Bonus points for a being a photographer in real life, as well!

63. Anna Paquin (last year 44)- Thank God Anna still gets naked for us on True Blood. Cause, it just adds to the awesomeness of what remains one of my personal favorite shows currently on TV. This year saw her having to choose between Eric and Bill. Hey, as long as the series remains as good as it was this season and we see her boobs, it really don't matter, that THAT much, too me, who she picks!



62. Blake Lively (new)- Gorgeous with killer legs is the best way to describe this blonde honey. While, she's been able to distract men from the torture caused by their girlfriends forcing them to watch the shit that is Gossip Girl, she managed to appear in the more guy friendly Green Lantern. That movie tanked at the box office, but if she had gotten nude, maybe it would have been a smash hit! Then again nudes of her leaked out on to the net, which one didn't have to pay to see. So maybe, this flick would have tanked regardless!


61. Debbie Rochon (new)- The reigning queen of B-horror is just as beautiful as ever. One of the nicest and most hard working people you will ever meet, it is down right near impossible to not love her. I greatly enjoyed her in the fun and gross Slime City Massacre, and she gave me a cool little interview for this site later on this year. Debbie fucking rules!

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The Hottest Babes of 2009, pt. 1: 70-61

Ahh, it's that time again, when I pick the 70 hottest babes of the year. Last year this was such a success, with you readers, that I knew I had to do it again. Once, again the list is not only based on how much of a hottie a babe is, but also how many cool things she did this year. Thus, the hotter you are and the more output you have the higher you rank. And, as always I have zero desire to put in whatever interchangeable, untalented, overrated chick Hollywood shoves down your throat. So, if you are looking for any of the typical chicks who inhabit these lists look else where. Here, you will find mainstream actresses, metal chicks, internet models, porn actresses, b-movie babes, and maybe even a pop star, all ranked with the equal amount of love. By the way, next to each girl will be the ranking they had last year. Enjoy!

70. Sienna Miller (new) - G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra was a total piece of shit, but Ms. Miller was smoking hot as my one of my all time favorite G.I. Joe characters, the Baroness. Yeah, I don't like the fact that she had no accent, and the way they changed her character was terrible. But, in the end she is one of the best things of this cinematic rape of my childhood. I gotta say black hair looks fucking smoldering on her!

69. Lzzy Hale (new) - The lead signer of hard rock band Halestorm is sexy as hell. First, off the band makes great, fun, and catchy pop tinged metal. Their video for I Get Off got some nice air play on Fuse. And, she was featured on Revolver's Hottest Chicks of Metal, this year.

68. Amy Smart (new) - This sexy blonde has long been one of my favs. It was great to see her in this year's over-the-top, violent, and wild Crank 2: High Voltage, as a stripper no less! Wish she would show more skin, though. Dear actresses reading this, if you are playing a stripper show the goods, please. I promise you will rank higher on this list. Thank you.

67. Anna Paquin (new) - Ms. Paquin is another actress I been a long time fan of. Seeing her nude on the truly excellent True Blood is always a pleasure. But, beyond being a total cutie with a nice rack, she is an excellent actress. The series hit a new high this year, and, in turn, so did she.

66. Daffney (new) - Daffney has always been one of my fav wrestling babes, since her days in WCW. So, I was so happy to see TNA bring her back. While, she looked cute as her Sarah Palin character, she looks her best as what she is: a HOT goth/ metal babe. Taz is so right to call her zombie hot. But, beyond that she takes some of the sickest bumps I ever seen anyone take, let alone a good looking woman!

65. Evan Rachel Wood (new) - She ended last year staring in the excellent The Wrestler, and she graced us with her beauty in True Blood, this year. Though, I have to sayIi was underwhelmed with her performance in it (and, usually I love her acting). But, she still made for a HOT vampire queen. Can I be your slave, Ms. Wood?

64. Alissa White-Gluz (last year- 67) - I really enjoyed the album by this babe's metalcore band, The Agonist. Lullabies for the Dormant Mind is a solid ass kicker. And, Alissa is the type of girl any metalhead would wanna date.

63. Jessica Bangkok (last year- 61) - One of the more unjustly underrated porn babes around, this curvy, Asian babe has a body that just drives me insane. And, like I said many times before, her name fucking owns!

62. Ellen Fox (new) - One of the two hosts of Current TV's Rotten Tomatoes show, Ellen is really funny. She's also happens to be really pretty and have nice tomatoes of her own.

61. Smith Cho (new) - This Korean babe started in that terrible, thankfully canceled, new Knight Rider series, in the surely miserable movie Fired Up, and got a role in Ugly Betty, this year. But, she is smoking hot and has beautiful face. Here's hoping she does something that does not suck next time.

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