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30. Rose McIver (last year #60)- iZombie THE greatest zombie show on TV was fucking amazing last season; including some episode that really upped the horror level. McIver remains one of my favorite lead actresses on a TV show, and it has just sucked waiting for the new seasons to start. But, it's coming, and I am on pins and needles waiting for it!!







29. Riae Suicide (last year #28)- She is still one of the most popular of all the Suicide Girls. And, anytime she posts a pic on social media, the world is a better place for it!









28. Alison Tyler (new)- Alison Tyler has one of the hottest bodies in all of porn. Tall, sexy, curvy, and gorgeous, she was the perfect choice to bring Wonder Woman to life in Axel Braun's porn parody of Batman V. Superman. And, I think, she is a hotter, and a physically better pick than Gal Gadot is. There I said it, again! I actually met Ms. Tyler at AEE this year, and she is breathtaking in person, as well, as quite friendly.






27. Marisa Tomei (last year ranked 2009 #50)- Never in my life did I ever think I would be drooling over and lusting for Aunt May. But, Marisa Tomei changed all that with her portrayal of the character in Captain America: Civil War! For that reason alone, not only did she return to the list, but did so at number 27!







26. Will Holland (last year #38)- I think I fall more in love with Will Holland with every season of Arrow. This season saw her retire from being a superheroine. And, with she went through the shitty season before you can understand why her character did that. But, she went back to her Speedy costume for the awesome Invasion DC/ CW TV crossover event. Her emotional scene with Ollie was a series highlight, as she wished to stay in a false world where their parents still lived.





25. Tristan Risk (last year #24)- Tristan Risk might be the sexiest women in horror movies, today. She is more than likely the most badass. And, she combines that in her role in Frankenstein Created Bikers. And, this is all caped off by her intelligence, making her fucking perfectly awesome!


24. Tamzin Merchant (last year #16)- She might be the cutest babe on Salem. Her complex character of Anne Hale is certainly one of the most interesting characters on the show. While, she seems to turn more and more evil, there are moments of the sweet girl, she was once. It makes it very hard to hate her, honestly.

23. Claire Coffee (last year #27)- Next year will be the end of Grimm. Goddamn it, does that ever suck! But, I have been LOVING Coffee's character of Adalind's relationship with Nick. They best not end or change that! On a side note, with this last season being severely short, I am suffering from withdrawal of not seeing Coffee's beauty grace my TV!


22. Elise Eberle (new)- The sexiest babe on Salem, Elise Eberle as Mercy, is fucking hot as, well, hell. A very bad girl, it's hard for me to cheer against her, no matter how evil she might be. In fact, I am team Mercy, all the way! Eberle is excellent in her role, and I just crush on her more and more with the passing of time.







21. Aly Michalka (last year #44)- Let's not mince any words here, I absolutely love Aly Michalka. And, I complete love her character of Peyton on iZombie. Last season was a great one, both for her character and the show, in general. Michalka is so naturally beautiful and sexy, as well as a great actress, that it fills me with utter joy whenever she is being featured, if even for a split second, on an episode.

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40. Cobie Smulders (last year ranked 2013 #39)- The beautiful Ms. Smulders returned to big screen in Avengers: Age of Ultron breaking even more geek hearts. She also revealed herself to be a cancer survivor having let the world know that she had ovarian cancer at the age 25. Brave, beautiful, and talented, Smulders may well be the brightest and loveliest stars in the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU).

 
39. Chelsea Wolfe (last year #42)- Chelsea Wolf's Abyss is one of the most original and ambitious albums of the year. Mixing folk, goth, industrial, and black metal influences, the blue-eyed and endlessly talented beauty continues to amaze her ever growing fan base. The opening track and first single, "Carrion Flowers" is one of the best singles released this entire year. And, watching the beauty perform or seeing her in interviews will only make one fall even deeper in the abyss of admiration and love for her.

38. Willa Holland (last year #39)- Arrow is filled with beautiful women, but Holland continues to shine even among the goddesses that show employs. Her character, Thea/ Speedy, has become, easily, the best regular female character. Her whole bloodlust after going into the Lazarus Pit storyline has made her even more of a badass. Just don't make the mistake of pissing Thea off!





37. Heather Sossaman (new)- In the excellent Unfriended, Sossman played Laura, the character who commits suicide after being embarrassed online. The gorgeous Sossaman managed to give move us with pathos thanks to her excellent portrayal and a solid script. With beauty to match her acting prowess, I see a very bright future for Sossaman. And, appearing in a major and memorable role in one the year's finest horror films certainly backs up that claim and her position on this list.




36. Diamante (new)- Blonde. Beautiful. Badass. Sexy. Talented. Hard-rocking. These are just some of the words, one can describe this ass kicking beauty with. Her EP Dirty Blonde is one of this year's catchiest releases in all of hard rock. She is also a forced to be reckoned with online, posting sexy pics, live performance videos, and, kick ass and sexy music videos. And, considering just how young she, I predict big thing for her. The sky is the limit!




35. Jaimie Alexander (new)- Starring in the best new network show, Blindspot, Alexander plays the tough, badass, and tattooed covered Jane Doe. Doe is trying to figure out who she is and what she did before her memory loss. Meanwhile, we are transfixed watching her and the show which is action packed and well written. Alexander is perfect in the role, and while her tats are fake, she is nonetheless a perfect object of desire for those of us who like their woman inked, ass kicking, and gorgeous!




34. Kimberly Freeman (new)- As beautiful as she is talented, One-Eyed Doll's Kimberly Freeman is one of rock's most beloved ladies. Her fan base is extremely loyal. Just listen to their latest album, this year's Witches. It's an exciting and rocking piece of alt/ goth punk/ rock that ranks among the best band has done. Or see her band perform live, as I did back in Oct. It was one of the most fun shows that I have been to all year. Then you have the pleasure of meeting her, and it just solidifies it all. It's wonderful just how down-to-earth and sweet she really is. Oh, and breathtakingly beautiful. Seriously, those eyes of hers are some of the prettiest on this planet!

33. Lzzy Hale (last year #49)- Halestorm's latest Into the Wildlife is one of my most often played new albums. Alternately hard and mellow, but just about always catchy, it has, of course, the amazing talent of Ms. Hale at its' forefront. Coupled with an appearance on That Metal Show, Lzzy is truly one of hard rock and metal's greatest and most rightfully respected queens.

32. Rachael Taylor (new)- Playing Trish Walker on the second best new superhero show of the year, Jessica Jones, Australian model/ actress Taylor really shines brightly on this fan and critic beloved show. Taylor's breathtaking, flawless looks are matched only by acting ability. Here is hoping the MCU has more in store for her!


31. Monica Bellucci (new)- At 51, the ever stunning Ms. Bellucci is the oldest woman on this year's list. But, like a fine Italian wine this pisan stunner only get more gorgeous with the passing of time. It's a shame her role was so small in Spectre, but even as such there is no denying this: she is one of the most beautiful Bond women in the entire existence of the franchise!

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40. Alexandra Daddario (last yr 41)- A long time favorite of mine, the stunning and voluptuous, Ms. Daddario bared her AMAZING boobs and HOT ass for the critically acclaimed True Detective this year, making for one of year's most memorable skin moments. 








39. Willa Holland (last yr 40)- Willa's character of Thea in Arrow has really gotten a lot better and, in fact, become one of the series' most interesting ones. She is sexy and badass, now, even more so with the shorter hair. I think that look is just truly stunning on her!




38. Caity Lotz (new)- The hottest blonde to ever be on Arrow, in my humble opinion, anyway, this curvy and delicious babe was great as Black Canary. Her sad death was the most shocking moment in the early moments of this season.









37. Katrina Law (new)- The lover of the character of the above mentioned Ms. Lotz and daughter of Ra's Al Ghoul, this sexy brunette brings the badass with the inherit sexiness of being a lesbian to the best live action superhero show in the history of the world. Her acting is also most excellent, making her one of my absolute favorite characters on the show.

 
36. Taylor Momsen (last yr 45)- The sexy, leggy, and beautiful rocker has put her band, The Pretty Reckless', best album yet, with only their second release. It's the kick ass and hard rocking, Going to Hell. That album also ranks as one of this year's best releases!




35. Akira Lane (same)- One of my most reads posts this entire was my interview with this stunning porn star and model, who only seems to get sexier, hotter, and naughtier with time.









34. Jamie Chung (last year 7)- Busy as ever, this gorgeous goddess also broke hearts by letting us know that she is engaged. She had two geek roles that are worth mentioning, though. The first in the box office bomb Sin City 2: A Dame to Kill For and, latter, in the year's best animated film, Big Hero 6.







33. Luna Star (new)- One of the most beautiful Latin women on God's green Earth this way too sexy porn star gave me what was my sexiest on camera interview this year and one of the sexiest I have ever had. Her accent alone is worth listening/ talking to!








32. Alexia and Anissa Rodriguez (Eyes Set to Kill) (last yr 36)- I met these gorgeous Latin sisters, for the first time at the awesome Revolver's Hottest Chicks in Hard Rock show in NYC and then met them again for a second time at their own headlining show later in the year. They are so sweet and fan friendly in person! And, of course, they are absolutely gorgeous!!! Also, they kick major fucking ass onstage!! At both shows they fuckin rocked it! I will definitely see them, whenever it is they come back!

31. Remy Lacroix (last yr 34)- I got to meet the beautiful Ms. Lacroix at AEE earlier this year and was taken back by her killer combo of beautiful and cute. I would also like to declare her the greatest hula-hoop dancer of all time. Do a search for proof! I mean she always inspires GIFs, based solely on this amazing talent of hers! 



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40. Willa Holland (last yr. 65)- One of the biggest jumps on the list comes from this leggy beauty who seemingly got even hotter on Arrow from the last time we saw her! Yowza!

39. Cobie Smulders (last yr. 31)- Cobie made a cameo on the terribly mediocre (and even that is being nice) Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. It was one of the FEW good moments on that show!

38. Lzzy Hale (last yr. 36)- Lzzy toured all year with her band Halestorm, looked hot, kicked ass, and her band's music was even in commercials. God, how I LOVE this woman!

37. Asia Argento (new)- With beauty, brains, and attitude to spare the Italian goddess is one that genre fans worship savagely. She also was one of the few good things of the godawful Dracula 3D from her dad. Her tits in 3D are one of the few things preventing me from saying that it was a total dud.

36. Alexia and Anissa Rodriguez (Eyes Set to Kill) (last yr. 68)- Another huge jump in the list, this one from the HOT Latina sisters from Eyes Set to Kill, who have released THE best album of their career and one of the best albums of the year in Masks.

35. Akira Lane (last yr. 32)- She made her first hardcore lesbian film, and after years of knowing her online I finally met in her person at this year's Adult Entertainment Expo (AEE). She is even hotter in person and just a blast to be around!

34. Remy Lacroix (new)- Dear God, this relative new star in the porn world is a total babe! Those eyes! That ass! Those boobies! And, then there are her scenes!! LOVE her! She is the future of porn!

33. Nicki Hunter (last yr. 23)- One of the most delicious MILFs in the biz! Her boobs, eyes, and stunning beauty are even more breath-taking in person, as was proven to me when I met her at this year's AEE.

32. Miko Lee (last yr. 7)- While, she was not in front of the porn camera this year, the beautiful Ms. Lee continues to fight for the protection of sharks. And, that is something I greatly love and admire.




31. Karoline Herfurth (new)- This HOT German beauty was the hottest of the three beauties in Brian DePamla's Passion. While, the movie had it's share of lesbian hotness and love, this redhead played the film's only straight up lesbian. Which makes her even more delicious and hot in my book. Totally yummy!!



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As is the tradition of this blog of mine, the start of Dec. means that I can begin my long running yearly tradition of ranking the year's hottest babes. As always, I start working on this list pretty much from the beginning of the year and work on it till the end of Nov. It's never easy to compile, but it's always fun. And, such was the case this time around.

As always, I rank actresses (both A and B and TV stars), musicians, models, internet celebs, porn stars, and even filmmakers. And, I still don't care to rank overrated, overexposed, talentless, and/ or annoying celebs that contaminate most of the other babe lists out there. And, like always the more a girl did or accomplieshed in the year combined with her hotness determines just how high shes gets to rank. So let's not waste any more time and get right to it!

70. Jamie King (new)- Beautiful model turned actress, Jamie King, has been pretty busy this year, from doing stuff that I don't care for (Heart of Dixie and an Adelle video) to being in the fun slasher re-imagining flick Silent Night where she played a cop and looked pretty damn good doing so. Ms. King, you can slap the handcuffs any day of the year!






69. Liv (new)- This gorgeous dark-haired, tatted front-woman from kick ass hard rock/ metal band Sister Sin, debuts on my list after three hard rocking, badass albums, including the band's best, yet, Now and Forever, released just a few months ago. I'm actually gonna be seeing them and the gorgeous metal legend herself, Doro, next year in Feb. Should be fucking awesome!!

68. Alexia and Anissa Rodriguez (new)- They're beautiful, Latin, talented and play kick ass metal music by way of their metalcore act, Eyes Set to Kill. White Lotus, released last year, has been playing almost non-stop on my I-tunes/ I-pod from the minute I got it. They are the only sisters that made Revolver's Hottest Chicks in Hard Rock, and the only of two other sisters on my list, this year.

67. Anna Paquin (last yr 63)- Admit ably True Blood was very uneven this season, but once it got centered on the more interesting storylines (IE NOT the fuckin' smoke demon), it kicked ass, all the way to the killer ending. Through out this Paquin looked delicious, got naked, and pulled in some solid acting.

66. Lexi Belle (new)- Lexi seems to get cast in just about every porn parody out there from Xena to Buffy. And, while this is certainly enough to warrant the attention she gets in the biz, it's the fact that she finally did anal, this year in Lexi, that truly took her to the next level. That and the fact that she remains cute as fucking hell is more than enough reason for her to finally hit this list.

65. Willa Holland (new)- Speaking of cute, there aren't many on TV cuter than Ms. Holland. She plays Ollie Queen's, the Arrow himself, little sister on the CW's shockingly good, badass, and entertaining superhero/ vigilante series Arrow. She's a bad little girl into drinking, parting, and boys. Sounds like she needs a spanking! Just don't let Arrow find out. He's liable to put an arrow through your fucking head.


64. Melinda Clarke (last yr. 60)- I'm glad her character, Amanda, didn't get caught or offed at the end of last season on Nikita, cause it means she became the top villain this season. That's fine by me, cause she makes evil sexy. I, by the way, wouldn't mind getting held by captive by her. So long as she don't torture me or anything of the sort.




63. Skin Diamond (new)- Stunning, gorgeous, sexy, exotic, and tatted up this hottie is a continuously rising star in the skin biz (pun not intended). With her smoldering performances in films like the excellent Dani, there is no doubt in my mind that her star will continue to rise, as will what's in the pants of her fans.


62. Yvonne Strahovski (new)- I have to be honest with you, when I first saw this blonde, via Chuck promotional materials and interviews, she did nothing for me. Maybe it's that I'm not hugely into blondes, or that I didn't give a flying fuck about the show. But, ever since she's been on this phenomenal season of Dexter, as a serial killer, no less, I been in love. Perhaps it speaks volumes about me, but who cares. She's pulling off a great performance, and been looking hot as the pits of fucking hell doing so. That she got topless, well, that dear readers is an added bonus!!

61. Charlize Theron (new)- I've been referring to this goddess as one of the most beautiful women in mainstream cinema ever since I was in college, and I still stand by that. Sadly, her days of getting naked seem to be gone (allow me to cry for a few minutes... OK I'm back!), but she's still an absolute stunner and a greatly talented one at that. She appeared in two genre movies this year, Snow White and the Huntsman and Prometheus, so we fans of dark cinema are certainly happy about that!

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