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12/02/2012

The 70 Hottest Babes of 2012, pt. 1: 70-61

As is the tradition of this blog of mine, the start of Dec. means that I can begin my long running yearly tradition of ranking the year's hottest babes. As always, I start working on this list pretty much from the beginning of the year and work on it till the end of Nov. It's never easy to compile, but it's always fun. And, such was the case this time around.

As always, I rank actresses (both A and B and TV stars), musicians, models, internet celebs, porn stars, and even filmmakers. And, I still don't care to rank overrated, overexposed, talentless, and/ or annoying celebs that contaminate most of the other babe lists out there. And, like always the more a girl did or accomplieshed in the year combined with her hotness determines just how high shes gets to rank. So let's not waste any more time and get right to it!

70. Jamie King (new)- Beautiful model turned actress, Jamie King, has been pretty busy this year, from doing stuff that I don't care for (Heart of Dixie and an Adelle video) to being in the fun slasher re-imagining flick Silent Night where she played a cop and looked pretty damn good doing so. Ms. King, you can slap the handcuffs any day of the year!






69. Liv (new)- This gorgeous dark-haired, tatted front-woman from kick ass hard rock/ metal band Sister Sin, debuts on my list after three hard rocking, badass albums, including the band's best, yet, Now and Forever, released just a few months ago. I'm actually gonna be seeing them and the gorgeous metal legend herself, Doro, next year in Feb. Should be fucking awesome!!






68. Alexia and Anissa Rodriguez (new)- They're beautiful, Latin, talented and play kick ass metal music by way of their metalcore act, Eyes Set to Kill. White Lotus, released last year, has been playing almost non-stop on my I-tunes/ I-pod from the minute I got it. They are the only sisters that made Revolver's Hottest Chicks in Hard Rock, and the only of two other sisters on my list, this year.






67. Anna Paquin (last yr 63)- Admit ably True Blood was very uneven this season, but once it got centered on the more interesting storylines (IE NOT the fuckin' smoke demon), it kicked ass, all the way to the killer ending. Through out this Paquin looked delicious, got naked, and pulled in some solid acting.








66. Lexi Belle (new)- Lexi seems to get cast in just about every porn parody out there from Xena to Buffy. And, while this is certainly enough to warrant the attention she gets in the biz, it's the fact that she finally did anal, this year in Lexi, that truly took her to the next level. That and the fact that she remains cute as fucking hell is more than enough reason for her to finally hit this list.






65. Willa Holland (new)- Speaking of cute, there aren't many on TV cuter than Ms. Holland. She plays Ollie Queen's, the Arrow himself, little sister on the CW's shockingly good, badass, and entertaining superhero/ vigilante series Arrow. She's a bad little girl into drinking, parting, and boys. Sounds like she needs a spanking! Just don't let Arrow find out. He's liable to put an arrow through your fucking head.


64. Melinda Clarke (last yr. 60)- I'm glad her character, Amanda, didn't get caught or offed at the end of last season on Nikita, cause it means she became the top villain this season. That's fine by me, cause she makes evil sexy. I, by the way, wouldn't mind getting held by captive by her. So long as she don't torture me or anything of the sort.




63. Skin Diamond (new)- Stunning, gorgeous, sexy, exotic, and tatted up this hottie is a continuously rising star in the skin biz (pun not intended). With her smoldering performances in films like the excellent Dani, there is no doubt in my mind that her star will continue to rise, as will what's in the pants of her fans.


62. Yvonne Strahovski (new)- I have to be honest with you, when I first saw this blonde, via Chuck promotional materials and interviews, she did nothing for me. Maybe it's that I'm not hugely into blondes, or that I didn't give a flying fuck about the show. But, ever since she's been on this phenomenal season of Dexter, as a serial killer, no less, I been in love. Perhaps it speaks volumes about me, but who cares. She's pulling off a great performance, and been looking hot as the pits of fucking hell doing so. That she got topless, well, that dear readers is an added bonus!!

61. Charlize Theron (new)- I've been referring to this goddess as one of the most beautiful women in mainstream cinema ever since I was in college, and I still stand by that. Sadly, her days of getting naked seem to be gone (allow me to cry for a few minutes... OK I'm back!), but she's still an absolute stunner and a greatly talented one at that. She appeared in two genre movies this year, Snow White and the Huntsman and Prometheus, so we fans of dark cinema are certainly happy about that!

12/02/2011

The 70 Hottest Babes of 2011, pt. 2: 60-51

60. Melinda Clarke (new)- I have been a long time fan of the stunning Ms. Clarke, since she played a topless zombie in the fan favorite Return of the Living Dead pt. 3. The truth is this woman, now 42, is still as stunning as ever! I love her as evil and megabitch Amanda on Nikita. Her torture of Berkoff, seen a few weeks ago on the show, ranks as one of the series hardest moments. There is one question I have though. How come no guy wants to/ has tried to bang Amanda? I realize that relationships are frowned upon by the villains of the series, but who the hell is talking about dating her? Just saying, you know.


59. Kim Lee (last year 45)- This year Ms. Lee, still one of my favorite models, had a cameo in The Hangover II and CSI and continued to appear in countless of magazines. I just wish she would featured in more US publications, in particular the major ones.





58. Jessica Bangkok (last year 53)- Still one of the hottest, curviest, and yummiest Asians in porn, Ms. Bangkok NEVER fails to inspire happy feelings in my pants. Having seen her in January at the AEEs, I can tell you, she keeps getting hotter and hotter all the time.




57. Dana DeArmond (new)- I have been a fan of the absolutely beautiful and awesome Ms. DeArmond since she she started in the porn biz. Known as the Internet's Girlfriend (damn, that Internet is so fuckin' lucky!), she was even more gorgeous and amazing when I finally met her at this year's Exxxotica NJ. And, follow her amazing ass on Twitter, I can assure you that she always posts cool stuff and fun tweets.



56. Audrina Patridge (last year 7)- Before you get the torches and pitchforks I have to say the reason Ms. Patridge dropped so much is cause she hasn't been in public eye as much this year. Sure she has (had?) her own reality show, but I think I've talked to only one person who may have even seen it at all. That said, I still think she is one of the most truly beautiful women in the world. I hope we get a lot more of her next year.



55. Stoya (last year 34)- One of the most naturally beautiful contract stars in all of porn, Digital Playground's Stoya is always a site to behold, moreso in person. And even more amazing is seeing her acrobatic talents that she showcased in one of the burlesque shows at this year's Exxxotica NJ.





54. Katie Cassidy (last year 39)- To me Ms. Cassidy remains one of the most beautiful, if not the most beautiful, blonde out there. To bad this year saw her in Monte Carlo and TV shows I don't watch. Lets hope she appears in projects I am more inclined to viewing next year.




53. Kristin Adams (last year 70)- With her return to being on air on X-Play, she makes rises back up on this list. You see, she had taken some time off due to her pregnancy. It just sucks that she is not on Attack of the Show as much. She remains, to me, the most beautiful woman currently working on G4. Plus, this year saw debut her on Twitter! Yay!




52. Mika Tan (last year 49)- This year Mika left the Bunny Ranch, but still got featured in a coffee table book about call girls, i Las Vegas. She even signed copies of it, here, in NYC. I sadly missed that. But, while Ms. Tan hasn't been doing much if any porn, at all, she has been all over Twitter and Facebook. And, she remains a pleasure to follow. A sweetheart and truly one of the most stunning women to walk this Earth, I simply love her!

51. Gracie Glam (new)- Gracie has been sky rocketing in fame success this year. And, I think next year will be even better for her. In fact, I predict that she will be the big thing, replacing Tori Black in her place in the world of porn. That's what I am saying, I'm sticking to that. And, considering how beautiful she is, how good her sex performances are, and how awesome and bubbly she is person, I feel that I am completely right on this!

The 70 Hottest Babes of 2011, pt. 1: 70-61