The 70 Hottest Babes of 2011, pt. 2: 60-51

60. Melinda Clarke (new)- I have been a long time fan of the stunning Ms. Clarke, since she played a topless zombie in the fan favorite Return of the Living Dead pt. 3. The truth is this woman, now 42, is still as stunning as ever! I love her as evil and megabitch Amanda on Nikita. Her torture of Berkoff, seen a few weeks ago on the show, ranks as one of the series hardest moments. There is one question I have though. How come no guy wants to/ has tried to bang Amanda? I realize that relationships are frowned upon by the villains of the series, but who the hell is talking about dating her? Just saying, you know.


59. Kim Lee (last year 45)- This year Ms. Lee, still one of my favorite models, had a cameo in The Hangover II and CSI and continued to appear in countless of magazines. I just wish she would featured in more US publications, in particular the major ones.





58. Jessica Bangkok (last year 53)- Still one of the hottest, curviest, and yummiest Asians in porn, Ms. Bangkok NEVER fails to inspire happy feelings in my pants. Having seen her in January at the AEEs, I can tell you, she keeps getting hotter and hotter all the time.




57. Dana DeArmond (new)- I have been a fan of the absolutely beautiful and awesome Ms. DeArmond since she she started in the porn biz. Known as the Internet's Girlfriend (damn, that Internet is so fuckin' lucky!), she was even more gorgeous and amazing when I finally met her at this year's Exxxotica NJ. And, follow her amazing ass on Twitter, I can assure you that she always posts cool stuff and fun tweets.



56. Audrina Patridge (last year 7)- Before you get the torches and pitchforks I have to say the reason Ms. Patridge dropped so much is cause she hasn't been in public eye as much this year. Sure she has (had?) her own reality show, but I think I've talked to only one person who may have even seen it at all. That said, I still think she is one of the most truly beautiful women in the world. I hope we get a lot more of her next year.



55. Stoya (last year 34)- One of the most naturally beautiful contract stars in all of porn, Digital Playground's Stoya is always a site to behold, moreso in person. And even more amazing is seeing her acrobatic talents that she showcased in one of the burlesque shows at this year's Exxxotica NJ.





54. Katie Cassidy (last year 39)- To me Ms. Cassidy remains one of the most beautiful, if not the most beautiful, blonde out there. To bad this year saw her in Monte Carlo and TV shows I don't watch. Lets hope she appears in projects I am more inclined to viewing next year.




53. Kristin Adams (last year 70)- With her return to being on air on X-Play, she makes rises back up on this list. You see, she had taken some time off due to her pregnancy. It just sucks that she is not on Attack of the Show as much. She remains, to me, the most beautiful woman currently working on G4. Plus, this year saw debut her on Twitter! Yay!




52. Mika Tan (last year 49)- This year Mika left the Bunny Ranch, but still got featured in a coffee table book about call girls, i Las Vegas. She even signed copies of it, here, in NYC. I sadly missed that. But, while Ms. Tan hasn't been doing much if any porn, at all, she has been all over Twitter and Facebook. And, she remains a pleasure to follow. A sweetheart and truly one of the most stunning women to walk this Earth, I simply love her!

51. Gracie Glam (new)- Gracie has been sky rocketing in fame success this year. And, I think next year will be even better for her. In fact, I predict that she will be the big thing, replacing Tori Black in her place in the world of porn. That's what I am saying, I'm sticking to that. And, considering how beautiful she is, how good her sex performances are, and how awesome and bubbly she is person, I feel that I am completely right on this!

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The 50 Most Beautiful Asian Porn Stars Ever, pt. 5: 10-1

10. Tera Patrick- Alongside of Jenna Jameson, she is one of THE two biggest porn stars, in the history of the industry. She is also without a shadow of a doubt, one of the most beautiful women, on God's Earth. Tera, in fact, is a vision of perfection. While, she is retired from the industry, her mark on the biz cannot be denied. And, I have to admit having a crush on her from the first time I ever saw her. But, aside from her beauty she is also extremely smart. In fact, before her work in the skin industry, she had a degree in nursing and biology. God, if all nurses looked like her, I would not hate going to the doctor, at all!


9. Tia Ling- She is one of the current porn stars, I most enjoy seeing work from. Anything and everything she does is smoldering! This Korean goddess is not only absolutely stunning and mesmerizing, but she is also a dynamo when it comes to her fuck scenes. Tia is sexy, yummy, and awesome! She is also extremely fan friendly. She's fucking awesome! And, that's the bottom line cause, the Master said so!



8. Miko Lee- The word beautiful is far to easy a word to throw around. But, some women more than live up to that word, in fact, as in Miko's case, they far exceed it. Miko beautiful face will take your breath away, and her killer body will leave you awe-struck. Tall, beautiful, and smart Lee is one of my personal favorites. But, my fandom of hers is just not based on her beauty, or even her hot sex scenes. Though, those are big contributors. It's also cause she is very fan friendly. Plus, she is running her own production company Miko Lee Productions, which I must admit has some of my most hotly anticipated upcoming releases.


7. Kianna Dior- The following words best describe Kianna. Beautiful, sexy, voluptuous, scorching hot, sultry, seductive, MILF, and perfect. Kianna has been awesome since she first started in the biz, and you know what? She has only gotten better. She is hotter than ever, and considering who we are talking that means that she makes a volcano feel like Antarctica!!!



6. Keeani Lei- Latinas and Asians are two of the sexiest and most beautiful women in the world. Combine them and you get amazing results. And, to see just how amazing they can be, look no further than the lovely Ms. Keeani Lei. While, she is retired from the industry, during her working period, she was one of this blog's preferred girls having earned herself multiple mentions in it. Aside, from sexiness, she was totally hot and nasty, when it came to fucking. Just hearing her talk was enough to get me horny (she was a great dirty talker). On top of her beautiful face, cute, little boobs, sexy, round ass, and nice legs, she squirts!!! But, she is also legitimately cool. Back in the myspace days, she was one of the few girls who commented me, before I ever had begun to interview or interact with other porn stars. She also enjoys surfing, skating, smoking pot (I don't smoke, but I have zero issue with it [so light one up!]), video games, and Rob Zombie. All this adds up to PERFECT girlfriend material!!!

5. Kaylani Lei- The hottest and most beautiful current contract star, Kaylani always shines in any production she is in. She is tiny and naturally beautiful. And, in person, not only is she captivating but also sweet and down-to-earth. Plus, she can actually act well enough to carry a role beyond the sex requirements. Is there any wonder why she is one of Wicked's shining stars?





4. Katsuni- Formerly known as Katsumi, she is the sexiest and most beautiful contract star ever. This French/ Vietnamese beauty also happens to have the world's sexiest accent. Katsuni also is not afraid to get nasty. She takes facials and anal like few can. Whether it's an early scene of hers, one of her Digital Playground movies, or her current post-DG scenes, you can always bank on the fact that a Katuni scene will be fantastic!!


3. Mika Tan- Mika ranks as one of the stars whose scenes I have most often revisited. Everything about Mika is sexy and yummy. She has gorgeous eyes, a beautiful face, long, sexy, black hair, hot legs, a curvy body to die for, and one of the most amazing asses on God's green Earth. She really knows how to play up to the camera and many of her scenes are personal favs of mine. Mika was, from March 2009-November 2010, a legal prostitute at the Bunny Ranch. She is one of the best girls to follow on Twitter, as she post witty, smart, and sexy tweets, and is a legit geek herself.



2. Asa Akira- Make no bones about it. There is no hotter or more beautiful porn star currently doing smut. She has perfect looks. Her face is that of an angel and her body of a goddess. On camera she fucks like no one can. Her scenes are nasty, sexy, and hot. There is a reason for her current and much deserved popularity. In person, she is sweet and fan friendly and always cute and sexy. Anything she is in, is to me, a must have. I am so glad for all the success she is having and think, that we have a legend in the making, here.

1. Gianna Lynn- She maybe retired and done with biz, but remember, this is the list of the most beautiful Asian porn stars EVER, and, to me, she is just that. In fact, if you look up Gianna in my blog, you'll see that I have called her the most beautiful woman ever, on many occasion. She is the first porn star I ever interviewed and for multiple reasons, that interview remains one of my personal favorites, if not in fact, my favorite that I have conducted. A perfect face, sexy, long, black, hair, large, beautiful, almond eyes, amazing boobs, and a killer ass give her psychical perfection. Her sweet and friendly personality made her instantly likable. And, her on camera fucking was as hot as the pit of fucking hell. She fucking ruled, end of story!!!

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The Top 20 Asses in Porn, Ever! Pt. 2: 10-1

10. London Keyes- This naturally curvaceous Asian beauty has boobs and an ass to die for. I gotta say that she has one of my fav bodies in all of porn. When, it comes to this exquisite goddess it is all good and all amazing!!






9. Eva Angelina- This stunning former porn star has been one of my personal favs since I first saw her. Her exotic good looks come from the mix of Cuban, Chinese, English, and Irish. She's a mom now, and thus out from the industry. But, we always have her movies to enjoy and never forget her beauty, sexiness, body, and her ass. And, what an ass it is !!!!




8. Caroline Pierce- I first found out about this babe thanks to a horror/ porno hybrid she starred in, Slaughter Disc. I been a fan since then. Pierce is the drop dead gorgeous goth/ fetish babe with an ass worthy of being worshiped. I'm a big fan of anything she shot with Rodney Moore, so be sure to be on the look out for those.





7. Jessica Bangkok- Perhaps, my favorite natural body on any girl, Bangkok has so many curves that if it were illegal to have a body like that, she would surely get a life sentence! Aside, from her beautiful face and AMAZING tits, she has an equally AMAZING ass!! The picture of her and me on my Facebook, from last year's Exxxotica NJ, remains my single most popular pic on there. I get so many likes and comments on it. All of which she rightfully deserves. No doubt about it, those curves are even more jaw droppingly amazing in person!! Wow!!!



6. Kristina Rose- In the two years or so, Ms. Rose's star has been rapidly on the rise. The Latin babe has developed huge following, all of which she deserves. She is incredibly sexy and beautiful. And, her ass will make your eyes pop out of their sockets!! Seeing her butt in tight pants in Pornstar Superheroes, moreso whenever the camera would zoom in, had me going crazy!! In both my heads!!!



5. Mika Tan- There are few porn stars I have watched as much work from as Tan. And, with good reason(s). She is one of THE best performers in the history of porn and one of the most beautiful as well. And, one of her best features, aside from her stunningly beautiful face and wonderous boobs, is her ass. It quite simply a gift from heaven, itself. And, anytime she does anal it's just nuclear!!! My eyeballs and my pants simply love, that sexy, big butt of hers!

4. Sara Jay- Called by some the curviest babe, ever, Sara Jay most certainly deserves that title. From her wonderfully done boobs (of which I have made a tradition of getting a pic with at cons) to her to die for ass, Jay embodies what it is to be a curvy babe. I am particularly fond of her work with Bang Bros.' Ass Parade stuff as they love that butt as much as I do!



3. Kyanna Lee- Kyanna has to be one of the coolest babes in the biz. She also happens to be insanely sexy and gorgeous. Oh, her ass is one of the greatest on the entire planet. It looks even more spectacular when she is dancing and shaking it. I mean damn! That is ONE hell of a sexy booty!!! Kyanna's website is coming soon, and I'm sure that it will be AWESOME once it gets here!

2. Olivia O'Lovely- This retired porn goddess is my absolutely favorite Latina in the history of porn. Latin girls are known for have amazing butts, but none are as amazing as Olivia's. Forget J. Lo, she puts her to shame in EVERY manner. #16 on this list Alexis Amore calls her her wifey (yep, that's pretty much THE two hottest Latinas, anywhere!). Every scene I ever seen with her in is hot as fuck. But, my personal fav is from Ass Parade #5, as it has her buttox join the ass of our #1 babe...

1. Flower Tucci- The squirt queen, herself, takes the top spot. And, with her ass, you knew it would happen. Her butt is famous throughout the porn world. Combine that with her gorgeous beauty and squirting talents, and you have one of the best porn babes ever. And, if you think that ass looks great on your TV screen, it's even more delicious in person. The two times I seen her at Exxxotica NY/ NJ, I been mesmerized by it. She also happens to be way cool to her fans. But, let's get back to her butt. There should be an altar to worship. It's THE true eighth wonder of the world. All hail the greatest ass that has ever existed!! In porn or any other place!!!!

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How to Celebrate Labor Day, Master Style

Last time, I told you how to have a better 4th of July. Today, I help you with your Labor Day Weekend! It's nice to get a break from the hard work, or for those unemployed, a break from the break! Cause, we all need that! Those of you who work on Labor Day weekend, can still enjoy these things when they get home or at least fantasize about enjoying them.

First off, I am sure there are those of you who will be enjoying a nice BBQ. But, remember this is the last day for many, like say those of us on the East-Coast, to enjoy the beach or pools (for those of you who live in beautiful, warmer weather and get pools open for longer periods of time, please keep it to yourself, I don't wanna fucking hear about it!). If you hit a pool make sure it is one filled with hot babes. Cause otherwise there is just no fucking point! Well, not in my book anyways. Actually, writing this makes me miss the pool at Harrah's in Vegas. Please, give me some time while I cry and reminisce.... :*( OK, I'm back! Unfortunately... Anyways, if you have no pools like this, then be sure to get your ass to a beach and enjoy the lovely ladies, there.

Of course, you could always hit the movies. One of my most anticipated movies just the big-screen this Friday, I'm talking of course, about Robert Rodriguez's Machete (best said in a Latin accent!). I ain't seen it, yet, but me thinks I might on Labor Day, itself. It promises to have lots of gore, action, babes, and a great cast. Best of all it gives Danny Trejo his first lead role. I been a Trejo fan for years. The guys just fucking rulz! He's a a real badass and cool as fucking hell. Plus, according to Attack of the Show's Alison Haislip he hit on her at San Diego Comic Con. Trejo, you are my fucking hero!!! From what I hear, Ms. Lohan bears her tits (I can't fucking stand her, but regardless...), so there is that for you celeb skin fans. Here is the red band trailer filled with all the blood and boobs you could fucking ask for:



You're also gonna need some kick ass music. So, let's get some metal in there. I've been playing the shit out of Five Finger Death Punch as of late. Their music gets me all pumped up and ready to whoop some ass. They're just a straight-up, badass metal band!! And, I FUCKING LOVE their cover of Bad Company's Bad Company! I think it is one of the greatest cover, ever!!! Here is the cool as hell video:


Finally, if all else fails there is always porn. May, I suggest some from the beautiful Korean goddess that is Tia Ling? I been watching a lot of her stuff as of late and thoroughly enjoying her performances. She's amazing! And, I think I might just be in love with her! I would also go with some Mika Tan, as I been enjoying a lot of her stuff, as of late, too. Actually, I'm always enjoying a lot of Mika Tan, but that's a different blog. And, hey if your ass is in Nevada, remember you can enjoy the gorgeous Mika Tan at the Bunny Ranch! If you got the cash, of course! If so, know that I envy you, but you are officially having THE best Labor Day Weekend, EVER!

Anyways, I wanna wish you all a happy, fun, and safe Labor Day weekend. Take care and I'll be blogging more soon!

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