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12/02/2011

The 70 Hottest Babes of 2011, pt. 2: 60-51

60. Melinda Clarke (new)- I have been a long time fan of the stunning Ms. Clarke, since she played a topless zombie in the fan favorite Return of the Living Dead pt. 3. The truth is this woman, now 42, is still as stunning as ever! I love her as evil and megabitch Amanda on Nikita. Her torture of Berkoff, seen a few weeks ago on the show, ranks as one of the series hardest moments. There is one question I have though. How come no guy wants to/ has tried to bang Amanda? I realize that relationships are frowned upon by the villains of the series, but who the hell is talking about dating her? Just saying, you know.


59. Kim Lee (last year 45)- This year Ms. Lee, still one of my favorite models, had a cameo in The Hangover II and CSI and continued to appear in countless of magazines. I just wish she would featured in more US publications, in particular the major ones.





58. Jessica Bangkok (last year 53)- Still one of the hottest, curviest, and yummiest Asians in porn, Ms. Bangkok NEVER fails to inspire happy feelings in my pants. Having seen her in January at the AEEs, I can tell you, she keeps getting hotter and hotter all the time.




57. Dana DeArmond (new)- I have been a fan of the absolutely beautiful and awesome Ms. DeArmond since she she started in the porn biz. Known as the Internet's Girlfriend (damn, that Internet is so fuckin' lucky!), she was even more gorgeous and amazing when I finally met her at this year's Exxxotica NJ. And, follow her amazing ass on Twitter, I can assure you that she always posts cool stuff and fun tweets.



56. Audrina Patridge (last year 7)- Before you get the torches and pitchforks I have to say the reason Ms. Patridge dropped so much is cause she hasn't been in public eye as much this year. Sure she has (had?) her own reality show, but I think I've talked to only one person who may have even seen it at all. That said, I still think she is one of the most truly beautiful women in the world. I hope we get a lot more of her next year.



55. Stoya (last year 34)- One of the most naturally beautiful contract stars in all of porn, Digital Playground's Stoya is always a site to behold, moreso in person. And even more amazing is seeing her acrobatic talents that she showcased in one of the burlesque shows at this year's Exxxotica NJ.





54. Katie Cassidy (last year 39)- To me Ms. Cassidy remains one of the most beautiful, if not the most beautiful, blonde out there. To bad this year saw her in Monte Carlo and TV shows I don't watch. Lets hope she appears in projects I am more inclined to viewing next year.




53. Kristin Adams (last year 70)- With her return to being on air on X-Play, she makes rises back up on this list. You see, she had taken some time off due to her pregnancy. It just sucks that she is not on Attack of the Show as much. She remains, to me, the most beautiful woman currently working on G4. Plus, this year saw debut her on Twitter! Yay!




52. Mika Tan (last year 49)- This year Mika left the Bunny Ranch, but still got featured in a coffee table book about call girls, i Las Vegas. She even signed copies of it, here, in NYC. I sadly missed that. But, while Ms. Tan hasn't been doing much if any porn, at all, she has been all over Twitter and Facebook. And, she remains a pleasure to follow. A sweetheart and truly one of the most stunning women to walk this Earth, I simply love her!

51. Gracie Glam (new)- Gracie has been sky rocketing in fame success this year. And, I think next year will be even better for her. In fact, I predict that she will be the big thing, replacing Tori Black in her place in the world of porn. That's what I am saying, I'm sticking to that. And, considering how beautiful she is, how good her sex performances are, and how awesome and bubbly she is person, I feel that I am completely right on this!

The 70 Hottest Babes of 2011, pt. 1: 70-61

12/31/2010

The 70 Hottest Babes of 2010, pt. 7, 10-1

10. Angelina Armani (last year 11)- This blog has long supported the beautiful Ms. Armani, and I am happy to see that she is on the verge of becoming the next big scream queen! Her role in Chromeskull: Laid to Rest II, is sure to be beginning of this beautiful and sweet fellow fan a horror heartbreaker. I also has the pleasure of interviewing her this month, for the Gorezone.net. I think that 2011 will be a HUGE year for her. Mark my words, readers and friends, a like!



9. Megan Fox (last year 10)- Ok, so this year she started in a comic book film that tanked at the box office (Jonah Hex), but come on, it's Megan fucking Fox! Easily one of the most beautiful and sexy women in Hollywood, ever! She has some upcoming films, which good or bad, have at least some degree of curiosity from me, just cause of her!





8. Tia Ling (new)- Tia's debut on the list manages to make to the top ten because, well, anyone who has seen her porn knows how hot she fucking is!! She is exceptionally beautiful and sexy as hell. She has a great site and is very cool to her fans, as far interaction goes. I been vigorously enjoying her work this year, and I'm sure I will continue to do so for many years to come!!!





7. Audrina Patridge (last year 4)- The most beautiful woman in the history of reality TV was seen for the last time on that shit show, The Hills, as it ended it's run on MTV this year. She then appeared on Dancing with the Stars, another shit show I don't watch. Here's to hoping she will do something cool like Sorority Row, again!





6. Olivia Munn (last year 5)- She left Attack of the Show this year, and G4 still couldn't stop showing her face on ads for the program! She did a nice little lay out for Maxim, among others. She also got a gig on The Daily Show and a new sitcom Perfect Couples. I love her and all, but I ain't watchin' that shit. Sorry. As for her cameo in Iron Man 2, I got all excited when I saw her, but if you blinked, you missed her! The same goes for The Social Network, says my friend. Regardless, of it all Munn will always be a favorite here, moreso after I had the pleasure to meeting her earlier this year. She signed her book, Suck It, Wonder Woman!, which went on to become a bestseller. It's a fun read for sure! :)

5. Joanna Angel (last year 3)- She is still the reigning queen of alt-porn and her company BurningAngel still rules. To me, one of the best Attack of the Show moments, this year, was her Halloween review of horror movies on DVD and blu-ray.




4. Asa Akira (same)- I am so glad to see that Asa's popularity continues to grow. Every time I see her I am amazed by her beauty. Asa got lots of props this year, in particular for her movie, Asa Akira Is Insatiable, a movie I NEED to fucking see and own!!! Plus, she got two of her own Two in the Shirt (TITS), T-shirts (try saying that five times real fast!), one of which I proudly own! Honestly, I think Asa's star will continue to rise. So, that means 2011 might just be her year!!!




3. Sasha Grey (last year 7)- OK, so she's retired from porn, now. But, she did pose for Playboy, and got nude on Entourage. There she got even more mainstream exposure (in more ways than one, I suppose!). She continued to appear on G4, and has made other hottest babes lists. But, hey, this blog's been supporting her way before those other non-porn sites ever did. So there!!!


2. Jamie Chung (last year 3)- Speaking of supporting a babe, few have gotten the love that Chung gets here. From the get go, I been telling you guys how amazing she is. It looks like the rest of the world, is finally catching up. Next year, she will be in Sucker Punch, a movie fans have been talking about for a good part of this year!!!! Here is hoping she gets lots of attention when that film comes out, and it ain't all directed to just her co-stars.




1. Grace Park (same)- Grace is the first girl to keep her #1 spot on this list! Yay! Park remains TV's single most beautiful woman. And, her role in the badass Hawaii Five-O proves it. I flip out for her in a bikini, but love it when she classes it up, too. Hell, she even made an electrician uniform look hot!! Plus, we get to see her kick ass! And, it once again manages to show us what a great actress she is. The show is a hit (deservedly so), so we can expect more seasons to drool over her, at least I hope so! My TV and I would not be happy without our Park fix.



And, that dear friends, ends another list. I hope you guys enjoyed it. I wanna wish you all a happy, fun, drunk, but, above all, safe New Year's! Here's to hoping 2011 will bring us lots of cool new shit and more hot babes, of course!

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3/30/2010

SORORITY ROW


My latest DVD review for the Gorezone is slasher flick, and kind of remake of House on Sorority Row, Sorority Row. You can read it here: http://www.gorezone.net/dvdcrypt/reviewstxt/stu/sororityrow.html

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12/28/2009

The Hottest Babes of 2009, pt. 7, 10-1

10. Megan Fox (last year- 9) - Fox's popularity continued to grow bigger and bigger this year. She was all over the place in magazines and on TV. While, she starred in one of the year's biggest hits (even if it was the worst film I have seen this year, so far) in the form of Transformers: Rise of the Fallen as well as the lead in the horror flick Jennifer's Body (which I ain't seen, yet, but so need to!). Megan got a lot of praise for her acting in the later. Few women, if any, in Hollywood exude the type of raw, almost porn star level, degree of sexuality that she does. On top of that she admits to loving comics and the like, making her an extra fav among fanboys.

9. Gail Kim (last year- 7) - To me, Kim remains the most beautiful woman in all of pro-wrestling. She is also one of the most talented. Sadly, the WWE have turned her into a jobber. Why? Cause the WWE suck fucking balls, that's why. They are wasting her vast talents. She should be, as she was in TNA, their top babyface. That said her in-ring ability and stunning good looks are one of the very few good things on Monday Night Raw. Here is to hoping the WWE will give her the push she deserves next year. If so, she will more than likely rank higher on this list, next time around.

8. Tila Tequila (same) - Admit ably there was some controversy attached to the lovely Ms. Tequila in 2009, but I am here to concentrate on the positive things that happened this year, for her. She continues to be an extremely popular honey on the net. Her, sometimes, wacky tweets are among my favorites. And, no girl that ain't in the porn biz posts posts hotter videos that she does. Always dressed sexy or semi-nude, Tila is a pleasure to behold. And, she took a stand against women being abused (a great cause, I think). She also became recently engaged to heiress Casey Johnson (that is fucking HOT in my book!). All of this makes Tila ever so delicious and awesome!

7. Sasha Grey (last year- 19) - I predicted that the future would be very bright for the gorgeous Ms. Grey and this year proved it. She gave an excellent performance in the underrated Girlfriend Experience and appeared on mainstream shows such as Attack of the Show. In fact for G4, she also hosted Sexpo Australia and did an excellent job at that, too. Showtime's great reality show Deeper Throat, had her featured prominently. In many ways she became one of the biggest stars in the porn world being able, to successfully parlay her success to mainstream popularity. And, still doing making porn and doing a truly hot job at that. In person, she has not let success get to her. She is always sweet and friendly, as anyone who met her at any of appearances (like this year's Exxxotica NY) can testify to. Smart, sexy, and sophisticated, Sasha might go down as one of the greatest porn stars in history of the world.

6. Olivia Munn (last year- 35) - One of the biggest jumps on the list this year has to be the one and true geek goddess and co-host of Attack of the Show: Olivia Munn. Her star grew bigger and bigger as the year went on. First off, in one of the greatest moments in the entire history of TV, she, and co-host Kevin Pereira, jumped into a giant pie in French maid outfits! Then, she had own website, where she posts her awesome blogs and her message boards, where members of the OMFG (that's the Olivia Munn Fan Group, for the uninitiated) gather around to discuss our (yes, I am a proud member and I consider OMFG as a family) love for her among other things. She made many appearances on TV, whether it be talk shows or TV series. She also starred in the recently released Slammin' Salmon. She has thus become, arguably, the biggest star to ever come out of G4, but as her website and actions prove, she continues to be close and care for us, her fans. Want more proof of that? When she posed for Playboy (albeit not nude), she signed and personalized all the copies to her fans. This month also saw her appear in Maxim (in a hot as fuck cover, might I add) and promised to the same for those, too. Plus, she will do the same for her as of yet unreleased, but coming very soon, Hey Olivia mag. With her book Suck It Wonder Woman: The Misadventures of a Hollywood Geek and her secret role, in my most anticipated movie of 2010, Iron Man 2 coming out next year, the sky is the limit for this wonderful beauty. All hail, Olivia Munn!

5. Asa Akira (last year- 18) - Perhaps my favorite porn star working continuously, Asa's popularity just keeps growing. A true doll when it comes to her amazing looks, she also quite nice and friendly in person. I can honestly tell you that, having met her for two consecutive years (including this one, of course) at Exxxotica NY, that she is one of my favorite girls to go up. Her pics and scenes drive me crazy and her amazing good looks are a sight to behold and worship. Asa is a living, breathing goddess!

4. Audrina Patridge (same) - The Hills continues to be a show that I could give a flying fuck about, but star Audrina Patridge is, without a shadow of a doubt, the most beautiful woman on that show and one of the most beautiful, in the whole entire world. She, along with another babe on this list, Jamie Chung, appeared in the biggest surprise to me of 2009 (in terms of how much fun and good it was) Sorority Row. She looked great of course in that, but also did a decent job with her role. She seems to have left the aforementioned The Hills (though, I recently heard that she will be back) to get her own TV show. While, it is doubtful I will ever watch that show, I will continue to admire this babe's amazing, breathtaking looks. Cause, when it comes to looking liking a true vision of beauty (as evident by her many paparazzi pics) few can even come close, much less beat Ms. Patridge.

3. Jamie Chung (last year- 6) - She started the year off with a role in Dragonball Z (which I did not see, yet), and appearing in one of my favorite layouts, ever, for Maxim. But, she really began to gain more notoriety (via interviews) when the aforementioned Sorority Row came out. While, that movie was filled with babes, including, as I just said, Audrina Patridge, Chung was the most beautiful of them all. Her acting was good in it, and her character was pretty likable. Jamie came off great in all the interviews she did for it, and it only helped to further cement my fandom for this underrated, amazing, jaw-dropping, Korean, babe. I hope, I mean really hope, that she gets even more work in 2010.

2. Joanna Angel (same) - The punk princess continues to dominate her type of porn. Aside, from her great directing of quality smut, and RED-HOT performances, Joanna gets lots of nominations and makes appearances at live events (like this year's Exxxotica NY). Her interviews on shows like G4's Attack of the Show mean that her crossover appeal is as big as ever. And, her bubbly, cute, and sexy personality make her one of the coolest chicks you will ever meet.

1. Grace Park (last year- 3) - What an year it has been for this top babe of 2009. It was the final season of the greatest sci-fi show in the history of TV, Battelstar Galatica, and her acting was as great as ever. Her character's relationship with Helo was that show's best romantic storyline. But, Grace fans got to see her in The Cleaner, as well. And, while that show is pretty corny, her acting is still great, and her beauty still as amazing, as ever. Plus, it pulls in solid ratings for A&E. And, then BSG fans got to see her again as the world's most beautiful Cylon model, when Battlestar Galatica: The Plan hit DVD. On top of that, she, and fellow BSG babe and co-star Tricia Helfer, appeared in what might be the greatest cover in the history of Maxim. The pics of them inside where drool worthy as well. And, thus Grace Park is not only the hottest women in all of TV, but THE babe of year. Congrats, Ms. Grace!

And, that dear readers is the end of my list. I hope you enjoyed and liked my picks. Thanks for reading!

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8/25/2009

The 2009 Bikini Edition

So, this is it loyal readers the last week of the last full month of summer. Weather wise this summer has sucked ass in New York. It's been rainy and humid. Still, I have had fun and plan to have more. Anyways, enough about me. This blog is my bikini blog! I figured this was my gift to you so, that summer does not have to end. After all, one of the best things about summertime is chicks in bikinis. Now, I know that Sport Illustrated puts out their Swimsuit Issue every year, but quite frankly I ain't cared about that mag in years. So, while I did not shoot any of these pics (although, it would be cool to do sometime); I think you will enjoy these greatly.

First off, we got Jamie Chung. Jamie is a big favorite of this blog, and on September 11th her new movie, which I have been discussing here for quite some time, Sorority Row opens up. As I already said, it also stars the gorgeous Audrina Patridge.

If we are gonna talk bikinis, then we gotta talk Vida Guerra. While, I ain't heard much of her much this year no ass looks better in, or out, of a bikini than hers.

I love wrestling. Well, OK it sucks now, but thank God for Gail Kim, the HOTTEST woman in wrestling! Remember when WWE used to the Diva magazines and DVDs? Well, with the whole lame PG-TV things that don't happen no more. But, I bring you a nice blast form the past, Trish Stratus!

While, I said that I don't care for supermodels much, nude models I love. Few are as beautiful as Aria Giovanni! Those curves on her are to die. The best part? They are all natural! Yay!

I do love Asian models, though, and this month's pick for hot Asian of the month is one of the hottest, Kim Lee: Seriously, don't you wish she hung by your pool? Come to think of it, it would be nice to have a pool, right about now...

Of course, what I really love are porn stars! And, I got a whole bunch for you! First off Sunny Leone, who I just talked about doing the Pornstar Workshop, here, in NYC. Is she Packers fan? Does it really matter? A fellow naturally busty babe, Gianna Michaels, is a favorite amongst many of you, I am sure. With curves like that how could she not be? One Gianna that gets a lot of love around here is Gianna Lynn. Looking like that how could she not? Tera Patrick is probably the most famous porn star, currently making movies. I send you all my love, too, Tera! Jesse Jane is another popular and yummy porn babe. Good God, Mariah Milano is so hot! Damn! Gina Lynn, Savannah Sampson, some other porn stars and Victoria's Secret model played bowling in bikinis: Uhm, how come this never happened at any blowing alley I ever been to?!

Now let's get back to my love for Asian women. Thanks to Attack of the Show, I recently discovered Mikie Hara: Those God-given boobs are AMAZING! Don't know the following models, but of course they are hot! Lucky tree: Two for the price of one: I I love gold:

And, now a random Playboy model:

Hope you all enjoyed/ continue this summer. And, above all stay safe.

(Latina) Bottoms up!



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