The 70 Hottest Babes of 2014, pt. 1: 70-61

It's time to begin my yearly tradition of doing my site's most popular list: The 70 Hottest Babes of the Year! As is always the case, doing the list and deciding where each girl ranks, who comes, and who goes, ain't easy. But, it is fun. As always, this list ain't your typical beautiful celeb list, as some who get their asses kissed by the media are completely ignored by me. As such this list remains one where you can find nude mainstream actresses, scream queens, nude models, geek goddesses, metal performers, wrestlers, MMA girls, and porn stars.

Ranking is decided by not just their beauty but the amount of work, success, and influence they have had over the year. So let's stop wasting time and get to it!

70. Liv (last ranked in 2012- #69)- This Swedish metal beauty starts off the list and returns after a two year absence. Her band, Sister Sin, keeps getting better and better with each album, and the kick ass Black Lotus is their best yet!

69. Louise Lombard (new)- This stunner makes her debut by playing the mother of Captain Renard on the ever so awesome Grimm. This makes her officially one of the hottest MILFs on TV. The blonde hair, blue eyes, and sexy, British accent make for an enthralling mix.








68. Rose Leslie (new)- This redhead stunner played one of my favorite female characters on Game of Thrones, Ygritte. Sadly, her character got killed on it. But, she always looked gorgeous on the show and was even naked sometimes! Yay for that!








67. Paige (new)- The WWE's most beautiful Diva is another British hottie that makes my list this year. With her raven colored hair, gorgeous, pale skin, sexy accent (yeah, gotta love those British accents!), blue eyes, and an amazing behind, she most definitely has it in the looks department! Thankfully, unlike many women in the WWE she can back up the beauty in the ring.

66. Butcher Babies (Heidi Shepard and Carla Harvey) (last year 63)- The gorgeous and busty metal duo stay on my list thanks to their band's new EP of cover songs, Uncovered, and their continuous presence on social media.




65. Allisa-White Gluz (last year ranked 2009- #67)- Metal's blue-haire beauty makes a return to my list thanks to her new job as the lead signer of one of my favorite death metal acts, Arch Enemy. As such, the band released their best work in a long time in the form of kick ass album War Eternal. Plus, she always comes off as a great representative for women in metal, in general.







64. Claire Coffee (last year 66)- Grimm's most beautiful hottie, moves up two slots thanks to her increasingly fascinating character of the beautiful and evil Adalind on that show.









63. Keri Russell (new)- Another MILF on this list, Ms. Russell only gets more beautiful with age. She is amazing on The Americans and her different looks are all quite delicious on it. Also, delicious is her ass which she has been known to show on it! 








62. Amy Gumenick (new)- How do you make an impression on yours truly with only being, thus far, one episode of one show, that I watch? Easy. By playing a sexy but obsessed crazy red-head supervillianess, Cupid in the case, on Arrow. Supernatural fans already know her as the Winchester brother's mom. 




61. Carrie Coon (new)- One more MILF appears in this section of my list, as this beautiful, blue-eyed stunner from the excellent, and admit ably depressing, The Leftovers and the much praised Gone Girl. In the former, mysterious, and dark TV show she plays a wife/ mom whose family has mysteriously disappeared along with others. Her character is badass, sexy, good hearted, and listens to Slayer. Needless to say, I fell in love with her!

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The 70 Hottest Babes of 2012, pt. 1: 70-61

As is the tradition of this blog of mine, the start of Dec. means that I can begin my long running yearly tradition of ranking the year's hottest babes. As always, I start working on this list pretty much from the beginning of the year and work on it till the end of Nov. It's never easy to compile, but it's always fun. And, such was the case this time around.

As always, I rank actresses (both A and B and TV stars), musicians, models, internet celebs, porn stars, and even filmmakers. And, I still don't care to rank overrated, overexposed, talentless, and/ or annoying celebs that contaminate most of the other babe lists out there. And, like always the more a girl did or accomplieshed in the year combined with her hotness determines just how high shes gets to rank. So let's not waste any more time and get right to it!

70. Jamie King (new)- Beautiful model turned actress, Jamie King, has been pretty busy this year, from doing stuff that I don't care for (Heart of Dixie and an Adelle video) to being in the fun slasher re-imagining flick Silent Night where she played a cop and looked pretty damn good doing so. Ms. King, you can slap the handcuffs any day of the year!






69. Liv (new)- This gorgeous dark-haired, tatted front-woman from kick ass hard rock/ metal band Sister Sin, debuts on my list after three hard rocking, badass albums, including the band's best, yet, Now and Forever, released just a few months ago. I'm actually gonna be seeing them and the gorgeous metal legend herself, Doro, next year in Feb. Should be fucking awesome!!

68. Alexia and Anissa Rodriguez (new)- They're beautiful, Latin, talented and play kick ass metal music by way of their metalcore act, Eyes Set to Kill. White Lotus, released last year, has been playing almost non-stop on my I-tunes/ I-pod from the minute I got it. They are the only sisters that made Revolver's Hottest Chicks in Hard Rock, and the only of two other sisters on my list, this year.

67. Anna Paquin (last yr 63)- Admit ably True Blood was very uneven this season, but once it got centered on the more interesting storylines (IE NOT the fuckin' smoke demon), it kicked ass, all the way to the killer ending. Through out this Paquin looked delicious, got naked, and pulled in some solid acting.

66. Lexi Belle (new)- Lexi seems to get cast in just about every porn parody out there from Xena to Buffy. And, while this is certainly enough to warrant the attention she gets in the biz, it's the fact that she finally did anal, this year in Lexi, that truly took her to the next level. That and the fact that she remains cute as fucking hell is more than enough reason for her to finally hit this list.

65. Willa Holland (new)- Speaking of cute, there aren't many on TV cuter than Ms. Holland. She plays Ollie Queen's, the Arrow himself, little sister on the CW's shockingly good, badass, and entertaining superhero/ vigilante series Arrow. She's a bad little girl into drinking, parting, and boys. Sounds like she needs a spanking! Just don't let Arrow find out. He's liable to put an arrow through your fucking head.


64. Melinda Clarke (last yr. 60)- I'm glad her character, Amanda, didn't get caught or offed at the end of last season on Nikita, cause it means she became the top villain this season. That's fine by me, cause she makes evil sexy. I, by the way, wouldn't mind getting held by captive by her. So long as she don't torture me or anything of the sort.




63. Skin Diamond (new)- Stunning, gorgeous, sexy, exotic, and tatted up this hottie is a continuously rising star in the skin biz (pun not intended). With her smoldering performances in films like the excellent Dani, there is no doubt in my mind that her star will continue to rise, as will what's in the pants of her fans.


62. Yvonne Strahovski (new)- I have to be honest with you, when I first saw this blonde, via Chuck promotional materials and interviews, she did nothing for me. Maybe it's that I'm not hugely into blondes, or that I didn't give a flying fuck about the show. But, ever since she's been on this phenomenal season of Dexter, as a serial killer, no less, I been in love. Perhaps it speaks volumes about me, but who cares. She's pulling off a great performance, and been looking hot as the pits of fucking hell doing so. That she got topless, well, that dear readers is an added bonus!!

61. Charlize Theron (new)- I've been referring to this goddess as one of the most beautiful women in mainstream cinema ever since I was in college, and I still stand by that. Sadly, her days of getting naked seem to be gone (allow me to cry for a few minutes... OK I'm back!), but she's still an absolute stunner and a greatly talented one at that. She appeared in two genre movies this year, Snow White and the Huntsman and Prometheus, so we fans of dark cinema are certainly happy about that!

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