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12/01/2011

The 70 Hottest Babes of 2011, pt. 1: 70-61

It's December which means that it is time for this blog and me to pick the 70 most beautiful women in the entertainment world. Every year this gets harder and harder (pun not intended). But, it's something I always have fun with. As always I chose from actresses (both A and B, as well as TV stars), internet personalities, porn stars, models, pop stars, metal hotties, and prowrestlers. I have long prided this list to not be like so many condescending lists of this type that over fill the net and magazines. Many overrated idiots that contaminate those ain't here. Nor should they, in my humble opinion.

I would also like to mention that it is not just looks that determines a girl's rank, but also what they have done this year. The hotter they are and the most they have acomplished the higher they rank. So, just sit back and enjoy, as I get this started already.

70. Kate Mara (new)- We open this list with this drop-dead (pun intended) gorgeous babe who plays the lead actors lover in the awesome American Horror Story. Mara's character gets snuffed and comes back as a nympho ghost! Damn is there a better kind? Unfortunately she kills those she sleeps with, who in turn become ghosts themselves. Hey, you gotta take the bad with the good right?




69. Jessica Gomes (new)- Appearing as last month's Maxim cover girl this exotic half Asian-half Portuguese Sport Illustrated babe gives me hope that there art still gorgeous super-models who don't all look the same or bore me to tears. Gomes was my Hot Asian Girl of the Month for November 2011, and it quickly topped this blog, as it's most read post. Yes, she beat out all of the porn stuff, and ain't even naked in it! That's quite an accomplishment, if you ask me!



68. Ann Marie Rios (new)- This stunning Latina porn goddess has been gaining more and more deserved popularity. Having interviewed her, I can tell you that she is a sweetheart. There is no denying that she is a complete stunner and has one heck of an amazing ass! She's great to follow online, and she's always posting hot pics of herself.



67. Kristin Bauer van Straten (last year 55)- Man, this has not been a good year for Kristin's character, Pam, on True Blood. She decayed and then got her sexy ass dissed by vampire Eric. That has to suck. And, not in the good way. But, hey she is still hot as hell! Well OK, not really when she's rotting, but you get my point.




66. Ashley Greene (last year 56)- Dear God, Ms. Greene is so fucking hot. It's too bad that she is still doing those shitty Twilight movies. Hopefully, she'll do something better soon and that involves tons of nudity!






65. Sasha Sweet (new)- This porn hottie is one of my favorites to follow on Twitter. Her tweets are fun, sexy, and smart. Plus, she's an admitted fan of Lucio Fulci and black metal. That right there is total hotness! She was at the Girls and Corpses table at AEE in Jan., but sadly I missed her. Hope not to next time! One more thing, her rack is pretty amazing!


64. Alexandra Brekinridge (new)- Oh my God! Is this woman hot or what?! Playing the younger version of the ghost maid on American Horror Story, seen only like this by men, this breath-taker has quickly become one of the biggest crushes for horror fans out there, right now. Her slutty and sexy performance is sure raise the dead and other things, too! Bonus points for a being a photographer in real life, as well!

63. Anna Paquin (last year 44)- Thank God Anna still gets naked for us on True Blood. Cause, it just adds to the awesomeness of what remains one of my personal favorite shows currently on TV. This year saw her having to choose between Eric and Bill. Hey, as long as the series remains as good as it was this season and we see her boobs, it really don't matter, that THAT much, too me, who she picks!



62. Blake Lively (new)- Gorgeous with killer legs is the best way to describe this blonde honey. While, she's been able to distract men from the torture caused by their girlfriends forcing them to watch the shit that is Gossip Girl, she managed to appear in the more guy friendly Green Lantern. That movie tanked at the box office, but if she had gotten nude, maybe it would have been a smash hit! Then again nudes of her leaked out on to the net, which one didn't have to pay to see. So maybe, this flick would have tanked regardless!


61. Debbie Rochon (new)- The reigning queen of B-horror is just as beautiful as ever. One of the nicest and most hard working people you will ever meet, it is down right near impossible to not love her. I greatly enjoyed her in the fun and gross Slime City Massacre, and she gave me a cool little interview for this site later on this year. Debbie fucking rules!

12/03/2010

The 70 Hottest Babes of 2010, pt. 2: 60-51

60. Kristin Kruek (last year 29)- The beautiful Ms. Kruek made a couple of appearances on Chuck, this year. Quite frankly, I still won't watch that show, but when I flipped channels and saw her, I was like. "Wow! It's Kristin Kruek! I love her! She looks gorgeous!" And, then I would flip the channel to something else. Hey, I'm just sayin'!




59. Jessica Beil (new)- Ms. Beil might be way to hot for the role she played in the highly enjoyable The A-Team movie, but that's why she makes this list! She has such sexy legs, a great ass, and a pretty face, that she really lit up the screen whenever she was on. She also did some commercial work this year, which further gave us a chance to drool over her!




58. Minae Noji (new)- This Japanese beauty made a memorable appearance in the finally released Bitch Slap. That movie is chock full of babes, but Noji stuck in my head (both of 'em!) the most! Why? Well, come on, she's in a school girl outfit and is bi in her role! She fondles our heroines and likes it! Oh, yeah, she also kills people with a freaking yo-yo! Plus, she does this all with a sexy, Japanese accent. I was seriously in love with this bad girl! Now, where is she? She clearly needs a spanking.




57. Kristen Stuart (last year 58)- OK, I'm about as sick as you can get of the Twilight movies. I mean goddamn, can you guys give that shit a rest, already?! But, Stuart showed her best acting chops yet, with her excellent performance as Joan Jett in the very good The Runaways movie. Once, again she proves that when given a meaty role (IE nothing that has to do with lame, sparkly vampires), she can really pull it off. She also looked just like Ms. Jett, which is to say she looked fucking hot!!!! Actually, regardless of what she's in, she always looks hot. You gotta love that whole biting her lip thing! It's pretty captivating, if you ask me!


56. Ashley Greene (last year 56)- Unfortunately, the beautiful Ms. Greene did not get a cool a role as K. Stuart, so she's still mostly known for that wretched franchise. But, there were leaked nude pics of her, this year! Yay! I mean that makes up for a million shitty vampire movies! Well, OK, that statement is pretty debatable. But, beyond, that she did some commercials, too. Which made me think, eh, maybe commercials ain't so fucking bad or annoying after all.




55. Kristin Bauer (new)- I had the pleasure of meeting the beautiful Ms. Bauer, who plays Pam on True Blood, this past April at Chiller. And, I was stunned to see that she is even more beautiful in person! In fact, I even got a little clumsy around her! Meanwhile, over on True Blood, her character got more to do, and even showed a more emotional side to her. Plus, she had some lesbian love!



54. Danella Urbay (new)- This curvy Cuban honey shakes her ass for Telefutura's Escandalo TV every weekday. She really knows how to get down and looks so beautiful doing it! That body is to die for! You need to look at your local listings and find when this show is on. So, what if you don't know Spanish? It won't matter! And, while your at it, Google this babe. You'll be glad you did. Trust me!





53. Jessica Bangkok (last year 62)- I been a long time fan and admirer of the shapely and beautiful Jessica Bangkok, so to finally meet her this year at Exxxotica was truly awesome! Not only was she drop dead gorgeous, but she was also a real sweetie. She really was the person I wanted to meet the most at the show. But, let's get back to just how much of a scorcher she is. Jessica's all natural body is that of a goddess. And, her porn performances are pure heaven!




52. Maria Brink (same)- Metal's beautiful tattooed MILF continues to break the hearts of headbanger, everywhere. Her band, In This Moment's new album, A Star-Crossed Wasteland, is a great mix of the heavy and the melodic. Her voice sounds as kick ass and beautiful, as ever. They've been touring for quite a few months. In fact, I will be seeing them tonight! I can't wait!




51. Draven Star (new)- This dark haired, BurningAngel babe got interviewed by yours truly a few months back, for this very blog! This girl is not only a hottie, but she is fucking awesome, too! She fucking rocked at Exxxotica! It was great to just hang and talk to her. Aside, from her sexy tats and pretty face, this babe has professed her love for metal, punk, horror, and whiskey! In other words, she is the girl of our dreams! This year also saw the release of a DVD filled with scenes just of her, Crushing on Draven Star. In fact, her star kept getting bigger and bigger. I expect next to be even better for her!

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Now playing: Atreyu - Nevada's Grace
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4/19/2010

Chiller Theatre April 17, 2010

Another Chiller has passed and another awesome time has been had! This time it was Alan, Matt, and I who went out to Jersey. This is actually the first time in years I have not stayed at the hotel, but we still had a great time.

Matt went up to Zacherly, as he grew up listening to him. Zacherly is a fucking legend! Alan then went up to David Hess. I had already met him, so the first person for me to meet would be Camille Keaton.

When I first saw I Spit on Your Grave, I was completely traumatized, and I told her this, when I met her. I also told her how great her acting is. She was very nice and down to earth, by the way. She also looked amazing! And, I hear she is in her 60s! God bless her. She has some great genes.

We saw Richard Chamberlain eating a salad. See celebs are just like us. They eat food, too! I saw this chick who prob should not be your babysitter.

After this we decided to get lunch, as some of the celebs we wanted to meet were out for lunch to.

After a good burger, the next celeb I met was the lovely Kristin Bauer who play Pam on True Blood. As I have said in the past, I am a huge fan of the show. It's one of my favs on TV, so I was very excited that someone from the show was at Chiller. Especially her, since Pam is a total babe and one of my fav characters on the show. She is actually even more gorgeous in person! I CANNOT wait for season three!!!!!!

I then went up to Sherilyn Fenn for a friend. I been a fan of hers since I was in high school. She's a very underrated actress, in my humble opinion. Also, she looked great in person!
The next person I went up to is the one I most wanted to meet, this time around: Kristanna Loken. Now, I have liked this babe since she was in Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines. But, I think it was her role in Bloodrayne that solidified my fandom in her. In fact, back on myspace (remember myspace?), she is listed as one of the people I would like to meet. I told that she is actually one of my fav actresses, which she is. Though, I must say I was awe struck by her. She is without a shadow of a doubt one of the hottest babes around!
That was a the last celeb I met. We got some dinner at a nice little diner and then it was back to Chiller for the party!

At the party I ran into my friend Jan, who had not seen in a long, long time. He was with a group of friends. Sky was joining in parting with the group of girls. Sky is such a freaking hottie!

But hey, Chiller's party always has the hottest, sexiest and most beautiful babes! There I met Elyse. She and her friend were really cool and fun to hang with. Actually, I think this might be one of the most fun Chiller parties I been to in a while. And, if you think about what I just fucking said that is saying a lot!!!!!

Well, of course this meant the music was kicking ass and it was! The Dead Elvi gave us another great performance. Kevin, who runs Chiller, told me that there were many surprises, and boy he was right!

Lite Ford performed with them! She sang "Kiss Me Deadly", of course. And, it kicked fucking ass! A dude won a guitar from Lita! He, then, actually got to sing "Close My Eyes Forever" doing the Ozzy parts with her! And, dear readers and friends, he totally kicked ass! It was a awesome performance!!!!

We had to break out a early, but nonetheless this was just another awesome time! And from what my friend Pat said Jim "The Anvil" Niedhart showed up later! Anyone got any pics of that?

As always all hail Chiller! And, here is to the next one!

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Now playing: Otep - Run For Cover
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