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2/15/2014

The 20 Hottest Lesbian Hook-Ups Pt. 2, 10-1

So, did you enjoy the first part of this list? Well, prepare yourself for the second half, as it is even hotter!! Also, this should help make-up for anyone whose Valentine's Day was shitty. And, even if it was good, who doesn't love hot lesbian action (NOTE: if you don't like it, you are definitely reading the WRONG blog!)
Also, if I couldn't find video, I posted pics. Or did both. Enjoy!

10. Alyssa Milano and Charlotte Lewis: Embrace of the Vampire- This erotic horror film was very popular in its time (enough to warrant for some godforsaken reason a remake last year), and even more of a hit on the net when pics of it would pop up. In it, Milano is boss as she gets nude and seduced by the SMOKING hot photographer played by the exotic Lewis. This scene was a personal favorite of mine as a horny college student. They hook u[ one more time later in the film (which is what the video is from) as well, so you have the chance to enjoy them again! So very nice of the filmmakers, wouldn't you say?
 


9. Debbie Rochon and Jane Jansen: Tromeo and Juliet- Leave it to Troma to add the awesome stuff that was missing from Shakespeare. The best of which had to be the lovely Juliet (Jane Jensen) having a lesbian tryst with her maiden played by horror goddess Debbie Rochon!!! When I first saw this, I was in love! I mean I already thought Rochon was one of the most beautiful women alive, but to have her tatted up and pierced and go lesbo? Wow. That was like heaven!! So, is this scene.

8. Brigitte Lahie and Franka Mai: Fascination-  Rollin is the master of the lesbian vampire film, and this is this one of his finest moments. Two luscious "vampire" babes have a hot and intimate moment. Lahie a porn star and her gorgeous companion really smolder onscreen and get fully nude. It was enough to earn this scene as one of my picks for best sex scenes in a horror film. 
 

7. Jennifer Tilly and Gina Gershon: Bound-  I remember seeing this one in the theaters and being in LOVE!! Gershon plays the butchy badass who falls for Tilly the mosbter's moll, and it works perfectly. They make-out several times, but it's the initial sex scene that makes this one one for the spank-bank. It's hot and naughty enough to have gotten an X-rating from the MPAA. The unrated cut is all kinds of goodness! Why is this not on blu-ray?! Regardless, this is one of erotic cinema's finest moments. And, again leads to my question, why can't there be more movies about beautiful lesbian babes falling in love? And, having sex. And, getting naked.

6. Laura Elena Harring and Naomi Watts: Mullholland Drive- My favorite David Lynch film has two girls as the leads and one hell of a hot lesbian scene between. Smoldering with hot sapphic undertones and not so undertones, this movie is has both a hot fuck and is a mindfuck. Both women are stunning and nude, but sadly snatch is censored. Boooooo!!!

5. Catherine Corcoran and Asta Paredes: Return to Nuke 'Em High Vol. 1- Another recent addition to the list, this one has our two leads have hot, nude, and slimy sex. It's proof that even slime cannot stop lesbian sex from being hot! Both girls are gorgeous as hell, and again, I love that their love is center to the plot. Sadly, it's too new to find anything really hot on the net.

4. Marianne Morris and Anulka: Vampyres- THE very best of all lesbian vampire films (and, in fact, my second favorite vampire film ever), this HOT and bloody film from Jose Larraz has bi and lesbian love from our two stunning leads. Anulka is a former Playboy Playmate. Both are goddesses. And, both get nude. And fuck.

 

3. Amanda Seyfried and Julianne Moore: Chloe- This wonderfully acted and written erotic thriller is hot as hell. Seyfried plays a hooker who seduces MILFY Moore. Moore hired her to seduce her hubby to see if he is cheating on her. Seyfried and Moore have a real scorcher of a scene that pushes the R-rating. And, your Mr. Happy will be pushing it's way out of your pants! Seyfried (who is ranked TWICE on this list) makes for a great couple with Moore. Both are favorites of mine, and with the quality of filmmaking in this one, the movie has also become a favorite of mine. Don't worry, Moore is reluctant in the scene below, but she warms up later in the film. Thank God!
 

2. Ryoka Yukui and Mio Takaki: Eko Eko Azark: Wizard of Darkness- This, the first and, easily best, entry in this J-horror series has a little sub-plot which is classic. You know, the one where the hot teacher (Takaki) has a hot lesbian relationship with her hot student (Yukui), which leads to HOT lesbian sex in the school. This really serves no point in the actual plot of the film, other than being righteously exploitative. Hey, they are called exploitation films, after all. And, when the women involved are two beautiful Asian girls like these, then you will hear no complaints from me!
 
 
 
 
 

1. Asia Argento and Selen: Scarlet Diva- This one wins first place because of the two beauties involved, the hotness, and cause it is the ONLY real sex scene of this bunch. Some of the sex in this semi-autobiographical film from the gorgeous Ms. Argento (who wrote, directed, and starred in it) is real, and this one is one of those. Asia never had sex with a chick, so this part of the story is not true. But, as Asia says in the running commentary for the DVD, she did have her first bit of sapphic sex with Selen onscreen, as we see it ourselves in the movie. The busty blonde is an Euro-porn star, Selen, so she was in good, hot hands. A GREAT scene that is bonerific from the first kiss to last last second!

2/13/2014

The 20 Hottest Lesbian Hook-Ups Pt. 1, 20-11

Valentine's Day is tomorrow. Personally, speaking I have always hated that holiday. It's just a Hallmark holiday and an awful one at that. But, in honor of the day, I thought I would post something that we can all enjoy and, yet, find some romance in: the 20 hottest lesbian hook-ups/ kisses in film! I have long been a fan of girls who love girls.  If you are a long time reader or fan of mine or know me in real life and are a close friend, you probably already knew that. Personally speaking, I think it is far hotter and more interesting to see women together than chicks with guys. This is true to me even in real life. Anyways, this is the definitive list, for me. It was hard (pun intended) work, but in the end, fun. I have tried to include video whenever I can, but if I couldn't then at least there is a hot pic to go with it. Enjoy!

20. Heather Graham and Jessica Stroup: Broken- OK, I have never seen this movie, but I found this scene researching this write-up. The set-up is hot, Stroup's character is drunk, she talks about maybe breaking up with her boyfriend (I approve of her dumping her man to be with Graham, by the way), and the reluctance feeling on Graham's part are all part of a smoldering build-up. It all leads to one hell of a sexy kiss!

19. Sung Hi Lee and Amanda Swiston: The Girl Next Door- In this movie, one of my favorite comedies of all time, by the way, about a young guy who falls in love with a porn star played by Elisha Cuthbert (who sadly doesn't go lesbo), he and his friends ride a limo with porn stars played by Lee (who has gotten nude for Playboy) and Swiston. It's always awesome to see Asian girls who love girls, cause it combines two of my favorite things in life! Anyway, this one starts off with a peck, then gets more passionate. Too bad, it doesn't last longer, though.

18. Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis: Black Swan- In this psychological horror/ thriller (one of the very best of it's kind, I think) Portman (a long time favorite of mine) and Kunis hook-up in Portman's room. It then gets really weird and nightmarish, but before it looks like something out of a Cronenberg movie, you get something out of a softcore porno. So, your dick will be happy at first, then you will get scared. Oh, well. You take the good with the bad, I guess. Oh, and I know this scene isn't even in English, but if you wanna see the movie go rent or buy it (and, I totally suggest you do). But, for the purpose of this list, this video more than serves it.


17. Heather Graham and Bridget Moynahan- Grey Matters- Much like #18, this one is from a film I have never seen and involves a drunk girl and Graham. Noticing a trend here? I do hope Graham makes out with all her hot female friends when they are drunk, or when they ain't, in real life. Anyway, it starts off with lots of peck kissing, then it gets all passionate with heavier kissing and lots of touching. It's smoldering stuff and should get you feeling good in your pants.

16. Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz: Christina Barcelona-  This one is interesting in that I am not really a fan of Cruz, but I do like Scar Jo and any halfway decent looking woman hooking up with her is gonna be hot. Now, I never seen this flick either, but in the scene they are in a darkroom, and it just sort of happens. I could have done without the guy, though. Anyway, as a note to all attractive women: this is what you are suppose to do if you are in a room such as this one with another good looking chick.

15. Sara Foster and Jordana Brewster: D.E.B.S.- D.E.B.S is one of my favorite comedies of all time, and this is coming from someone who really doesn't like comedies. Of course, the fact that it posses as a spy film parody, but is in fact is a metaphor for coming out and involves two BEAUTIFUL women fall in love has a lot to do with that (it's also really funny). I always wish there were more movies about beautiful women falling in love, instead of the lesbian thing just being a mere plot point till she meets a guy (Kissing Jessica Stein I'm looking at you). Anyways, there lots of scenes of them kissing in this one, so just take your pick! The video below is from their love scene, which although is only PG13 is still really hot.

14. Paz de la Huerta and Katrina Bowden: Nurse 3D- The most recent of all the films on this list, the sexy as hell Huerta hooks up with the beautiful Bowden (a guy is involved, but I will pretend I don't remember him for the sake of this list). All of this happens in glorious 3D (well expect for the stills Huerta takes but whatever)! Sadly, since this movie is new I found no video to post. So just make due with these pics, OK?
 
 

13. Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried: Jennifer's Body-Two of my personal favorite babes make-out in this scene, from a pretty entertaining, albeit flawed horror flick. Megan has become a flesh-hungry demoness thanks to be sacrificed to Satan. And, in this sceen she ends up playing tonsil-hokey with her bestie. If this what Satanic rituals lead to, please go ahead and worship the Devil!

12. Sarah Michelle Gellar and Selma Blair: Cruel Intentions- I saw this one in the movies, being, at the time, a fan of SMG (cause of Buffy, of course), and I liked this movie. But, the most endearing and lasting part of the movie is this one where bitchy Gellar makes-out with the virginal character of the lovely Ms. Blair. The kiss is really hot and wet, and Gellar's teachings and dailouge are sexy as fuck! I LOVE the spit webs! I flipped out at this scene in the movies. I think I even clapped. I LOVE that Blair loved it and wanted more. If I had made the movie, I would have made Blair go lesbo from here on in, but alas, this is not made by me. Regardless, this scene is classic!



12. Angelina Jolie and Elizabeth Mitchell: Gia- Man, I remember watching this biopic when it first premiered (I was already a fan of Ms. Jolie), and I was blown away by how hot it was! But, also romantic, sad, and tragic. I loved the relationship between these two beauties, and the hot lesbian sex. If you love Jolie, and you never seen this, I wonder what is wrong with you! As the sex is pretty hot and fairly graphic.
 To be continued...

12/05/2013

8/19/2013

Lovelace

Title: Lovelace
Directors: Rob Epstein and Jeffrey Friedman 
Cast: Amanda Seyfried, Peter Sarsgaard, Sharon Stone, Robert Patrick, Juno Temple, Chris Noth, Bobby Canavale 
Min: 93

Linda Boreman (Amanda Seyfried) meets and falls for Chuck Traynor (Peter Sarsgaard). They get married, and eventually he lands in jail. When, she bails him out, he reminds her to not ask about his work. Later on,
she auditions for and gets the lead role in Deep Throat, the first porno to have a plot. The movie becomes a huge box office sensation, and she, under her porn stage name Linda Lovelace, becomes a superstar. But, soon we see that not all the gold glitters. We learn that Traynor is abusive and controlling. And, that he forced her into the lifestyle and took all her money. It's a tragic and heartbreaking story from here on in.
  
This bio-pic is based on the life of the first porn superstar, Linda Lovelace, Lovelace is a solid and powerful film. It has it's flaws, which I will get to in a bit, but let me start with it's strong suits. First and foremost, it is the phenomenal acting from the cast, in particular Seyfried and Sarsgaard, that truly drive the movie. I been a fan of the beautiful Ms. Seyfried for a while now, even if she is frequently wasted in awful genre films like Red Riding Hood and Gone. But, she pulls out a star making performance here, that should quite honestly, be looked at by the Academy for Oscar contention. She fills the role of Lovelace with such pathos, vulnerability, and heart.You feel for her and for the horrible ordeal she want through. Meanwhile, Sarsgaard should get an Oscar nod, as well. He is such a truly despicable piece of shit, that he sickens you to the core. You will want to jump into the film and kick his ass yourself. But, early on the film, he does have a sort of sly seductiveness to him, where you can see where he conned this girl into falling for him, in the beginning.

That is combined by her Christian upbringing, from her parents (Robert Patrick and Sharon Stone) to bring her much pain and suffering. In one powerful scene, her mother (Stone is great here and utterly unrecognizable) tells her to do whatever her husband says as she "made a vow". This after Lovelace runs to her, after she is forced to whore herself and beaten by him (the mother doesn't really know how bad the situtation is, and it's not like she lets her talk anyway). This is just one of many soul-crushing moments that take place in the second half, as the film changes tone completely and shows the ugly side of her life. It's masterful and complete 180 that makes the film a truly dark and depressing experience. 

While, you can thank the direction, script, and acting for this, there is one complaint I had. It's the only one, truth be told, but perhaps it's an important one. The movie is just too short. At a little over an hour and half, it
could have covered a lot more, with at least an extra half hour. No mention is made of the "porn loops" (porn scenes, no plot), including a bestiality film where she has sex with a dog. I can see why this subject, in particular, would be avoided, but I think it would've made Traynor even more dispicable in the film. Imagine what you would think, if they at least alluded to it in the film, IE: "What kind of a man forces his wife to fuck a dog, let alone on camera?!" It is also alluded that she made no adult movies after Deep Throat. This is false; she starred in Deep Throat II, though said movie was only rated-R.

Very little too nothing is mentioned about her life after porn. But, it would seem as this movie is really
centered around her life during the fame of Deep Throat, a sort of peak into this part of her life. For that the movie succeeds but again a little more would have been appreciated. Regardless, this is a recommended film, but with the advance warning that you will feel like shit when it is over. It doesn't seem to really condemn the porn industry, as much as it condemns, and rightfully so, the digusting and vile aspect of spousal abuse. It certainly has some of my favorite acting I have seen this year. If you are curious about Lovelace's life, this era of the porn buisness, or just want to see a well acted and potent drama see it. 
Oh, and for further research on Deep Throat and Linda Lovelace, be sure to see the excellent documentary from some years back, Inside Deep Throat.

***1/2 out of ****