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2/15/2014

The 20 Hottest Lesbian Hook-Ups Pt. 2, 10-1

So, did you enjoy the first part of this list? Well, prepare yourself for the second half, as it is even hotter!! Also, this should help make-up for anyone whose Valentine's Day was shitty. And, even if it was good, who doesn't love hot lesbian action (NOTE: if you don't like it, you are definitely reading the WRONG blog!)
Also, if I couldn't find video, I posted pics. Or did both. Enjoy!

10. Alyssa Milano and Charlotte Lewis: Embrace of the Vampire- This erotic horror film was very popular in its time (enough to warrant for some godforsaken reason a remake last year), and even more of a hit on the net when pics of it would pop up. In it, Milano is boss as she gets nude and seduced by the SMOKING hot photographer played by the exotic Lewis. This scene was a personal favorite of mine as a horny college student. They hook u[ one more time later in the film (which is what the video is from) as well, so you have the chance to enjoy them again! So very nice of the filmmakers, wouldn't you say?
 


9. Debbie Rochon and Jane Jansen: Tromeo and Juliet- Leave it to Troma to add the awesome stuff that was missing from Shakespeare. The best of which had to be the lovely Juliet (Jane Jensen) having a lesbian tryst with her maiden played by horror goddess Debbie Rochon!!! When I first saw this, I was in love! I mean I already thought Rochon was one of the most beautiful women alive, but to have her tatted up and pierced and go lesbo? Wow. That was like heaven!! So, is this scene.

8. Brigitte Lahie and Franka Mai: Fascination-  Rollin is the master of the lesbian vampire film, and this is this one of his finest moments. Two luscious "vampire" babes have a hot and intimate moment. Lahie a porn star and her gorgeous companion really smolder onscreen and get fully nude. It was enough to earn this scene as one of my picks for best sex scenes in a horror film. 
 

7. Jennifer Tilly and Gina Gershon: Bound-  I remember seeing this one in the theaters and being in LOVE!! Gershon plays the butchy badass who falls for Tilly the mosbter's moll, and it works perfectly. They make-out several times, but it's the initial sex scene that makes this one one for the spank-bank. It's hot and naughty enough to have gotten an X-rating from the MPAA. The unrated cut is all kinds of goodness! Why is this not on blu-ray?! Regardless, this is one of erotic cinema's finest moments. And, again leads to my question, why can't there be more movies about beautiful lesbian babes falling in love? And, having sex. And, getting naked.

6. Laura Elena Harring and Naomi Watts: Mullholland Drive- My favorite David Lynch film has two girls as the leads and one hell of a hot lesbian scene between. Smoldering with hot sapphic undertones and not so undertones, this movie is has both a hot fuck and is a mindfuck. Both women are stunning and nude, but sadly snatch is censored. Boooooo!!!

5. Catherine Corcoran and Asta Paredes: Return to Nuke 'Em High Vol. 1- Another recent addition to the list, this one has our two leads have hot, nude, and slimy sex. It's proof that even slime cannot stop lesbian sex from being hot! Both girls are gorgeous as hell, and again, I love that their love is center to the plot. Sadly, it's too new to find anything really hot on the net.

4. Marianne Morris and Anulka: Vampyres- THE very best of all lesbian vampire films (and, in fact, my second favorite vampire film ever), this HOT and bloody film from Jose Larraz has bi and lesbian love from our two stunning leads. Anulka is a former Playboy Playmate. Both are goddesses. And, both get nude. And fuck.

 

3. Amanda Seyfried and Julianne Moore: Chloe- This wonderfully acted and written erotic thriller is hot as hell. Seyfried plays a hooker who seduces MILFY Moore. Moore hired her to seduce her hubby to see if he is cheating on her. Seyfried and Moore have a real scorcher of a scene that pushes the R-rating. And, your Mr. Happy will be pushing it's way out of your pants! Seyfried (who is ranked TWICE on this list) makes for a great couple with Moore. Both are favorites of mine, and with the quality of filmmaking in this one, the movie has also become a favorite of mine. Don't worry, Moore is reluctant in the scene below, but she warms up later in the film. Thank God!
 

2. Ryoka Yukui and Mio Takaki: Eko Eko Azark: Wizard of Darkness- This, the first and, easily best, entry in this J-horror series has a little sub-plot which is classic. You know, the one where the hot teacher (Takaki) has a hot lesbian relationship with her hot student (Yukui), which leads to HOT lesbian sex in the school. This really serves no point in the actual plot of the film, other than being righteously exploitative. Hey, they are called exploitation films, after all. And, when the women involved are two beautiful Asian girls like these, then you will hear no complaints from me!
 
 
 
 
 

1. Asia Argento and Selen: Scarlet Diva- This one wins first place because of the two beauties involved, the hotness, and cause it is the ONLY real sex scene of this bunch. Some of the sex in this semi-autobiographical film from the gorgeous Ms. Argento (who wrote, directed, and starred in it) is real, and this one is one of those. Asia never had sex with a chick, so this part of the story is not true. But, as Asia says in the running commentary for the DVD, she did have her first bit of sapphic sex with Selen onscreen, as we see it ourselves in the movie. The busty blonde is an Euro-porn star, Selen, so she was in good, hot hands. A GREAT scene that is bonerific from the first kiss to last last second!

3/02/2010

The 30 Hottest Scream Queens, pt. 1: 30-21

Ahh, scream queens what red blooded horror loving male don't love them? Women have always played in important roles in the genre. Heroines, victims, girlfriends, vampires, witches, zombies, werewolves, killers, etc, all parts ladies have played. This list presents my personal favorites. And, before this list begins I need to pay tribute to the following lovely ladies: first scream queen and King Kong's true love Fay Wray, the great and exotic Barbara Steele, and finally, of course, Jamie Lee Curtis. About Ms. Curtis, I personally think she looked her hottest when she left horror, i.e., in True Lies, but that's just me. By the way, to make this list you have been in at least TWO horror and/ or exploitation films. Anyways, this part 1 of a 3 parter. Enjoy and please tell me who your favs are.

30. Chiaki Kuriyama - While mainstream audiences know her better as the sexy but psychotic Go-Go in Taratino's splattery Kill Bill Vol. 1, horror and Asian extreme cinema fans, also know her from the classic and ultra-violent Battle Royale and her more recent role in the highly original and enjoyable Hair Extensions. Said movie has a plethora of hot Japanese girls. Win! Anyways, Kuriyama is quite the cutie and talented to boot.

29. Florinda Bolkan- - Brazilian beauty Bolkan did most of her work in Italy, with some really memorable roles in the classic Fulci giallo movies A Lizard in a Woman's Skin and Don't Torture a Duckling, which to me is the second best movie he ever made. It should be noted that she gets into some hot lesbian action and is nude in Lizard. Sweet! Bolkan also gives an amazing performance in the shocking, violent, but well made nunsploitation movie, Flavia: The Heretic. I sometimes think she is underrated by genre fans and with her exotic beauty, talent, and level of films that she has been she shouldn't be!

28. Martine Beswick- - Aside from her memorable role as a gypsy fighting in the Bond classic From Russia with Love, Beswick has done a huge amount of work in horror movies. Some of her most memorable work is for Hammer, including having a cat fight with the very sexy Raquel Welch in One Millions Years B.C. as well as the lead in Dr. Jekyll and Sister Hyde. She would continue to do genre work in movies like Critters 4 and Trancers II and lots of others. Beswick has a distinct beauty to her that sets her apart from many of her contemporaries and makes her favorite of mine.

27. Ashley Laurence- - This brunette beauty is one of my personal fav heroines having appeared in four of the Hellraiser movies. The first two classics, in particular standout (not just cause they are great films) in the fact that she stands up to Pinhead and the Cenobites. She had a cameo in the third one and was one of the few things worth seeing in the wretched Hellraiser: Hellseeker. This still drop-dead gorgeous beauty is also in other horror flicks, including The Lurking Fear and Red.

26. Danielle Panabaker- - You can blame Ms. Panabaker for me making this list. After seeing her interview on Attack of the Show to promote the superior remake, The Crazies (in which she is seen in her scrubs, good God, I wish I had a doctor that looked like her!), and recalling her battling Jason in the enjoyable Friday the 13th remake, I knew it was time to play tribute to the babes of horror. Danielle is such a cutie, and she's gonna continue being in horror movies as her next flick is The Ward for John fucking Carpenter!

25. Eliza Dushku- - Horror fans first got a glimpse of this brunette goddess as bad girl Faith on Buffy the Vampire Slayer and later Angel. She was also in the fun 70s tribute Wrong Turn. But, the truly beautiful Ms. Dushku continues to do horror with roles in Open Graves and The Alphabet Killer, where she, finally (!), showed her awesome tits! Truly there is a God!

24. Amber Tamblyn- - While, the non-horror crowd will know this cutie from stuff like Joan of Arcadia and the craptacular Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants (maybe if it dealt with their underpants, but not America Ferrera's, hell no!,I would give a flying fuck about this series), I prefer to think of her horror work. OK, The Grudge 2 is NOT really a good film, but damn does she look good in it. Personally, it's her excellent acting in quite horror-thriller Spiral that really, truly makes her stand out in my book, though.

23. Jill Whitlow- - Jill's most famous role is for the cult classic Night of the Creeps, where she plays the college hottie (of course!). Not only is she really likable in this role, but she gets naked, too! God, it is so refreshing and nice (but sadly rare) when a lead babe in a horror flick shows the goods. She also appeared in little seen but quite good Twice Dead as well as horror TV shows like Freddy's Nightmares and Swamp Thing. Of note to fellow fans, she has recently been doing horror cons!

22. Brigitte Lahaie- - This French goddess gets extra points for working in my two favorite genres, horror and porn! She's worked with some of Europe's most infamous directors like Jess Franco (in the kick ass Faceless) and, most famously, Jean Rollin, including one of his best movies, Fascination. Being a porn star means Lahaie was perfectly OK with being fully nude and doing love scenes, including lesbian. Which, is of course, perfectly fine with me! Lahaie just exudes sex in every role, I ever seen her in.

21. Rhona Mitra- - This babe modeled as Lara Croft, so she was destined to be a nerd's dream come true. She's been in lots of horror flicks including Hollow Man (where she is nude and raped/ killed by an invisible Kevin Bacon), the terrible Skinwalkers (which also features the beautiful Natassia Malthe, yet still sucks werewolf cock), and the entertaining Underworld: The Rise of the Lycans. But, to me, her best role is in Neil Marshall's kick ass Doomsday (which has become a favorite of mine, by the way). This is one hell of a sexy babe!

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