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9/26/2011
The 50 Most Beautiful Asian Porn Stars Ever, pt. 3: 30-21
30. Maria Ozawa- She is easily one of the most famous Japanese AV models, ever. As she has a following well outside of her native country. This breath-taking beauty has one of the prettiest faces you will ever gaze upon. She also happens to enjoy playing video games. That all equals = HOT as hell in my book!!
24. Roxy Jezel- This British beauty, born of an English mom and a Thai dad, has the face of an angel. Her sexy accent only adds to her attractiveness. I could just listen to her talk! Her seductive eyes seem destined to break hearts just from looking at you. Though, she is now retired, back when she was making porn, you could always count on her presence for great bonerific moments. She appeared in a cameo in the season 3 finale of Entourage. Personally, speaking I would LOVE to see her do more mainstream stuff, as the camera and I severely miss her.
23. Loni- Loni has, hands down, one of my fav pair of boobs, ever. Her ass is pretty amazing, too. Add to that her beautiful, large almond eyes. Then there is that sexy Filipino accent. Oh, man, she is just, too hot! Is there any wonder why she ranks among my most missed porn stars?!
22. Annie Cruz- Annie has everything that counts to make her the perfect woman. She's beautiful. Her ass is amazing, as are her sexy legs. She can be seen sometimes with a sexy bush. She can squirt. She has a cute button nose. I love her lips. Her scenes are hot as fuck!! She is both a porn star and a dom (spank me please, I have been VERY bad!). And, she's bi. But, as if that was not enough, she is also a fellow geek. She loves comic books, video games, and horror movies. Oh my God! Is there any wonder why I am so in love with this awesome beauty?
21. Jade Marcella- Jade is one half of the gorgeous Marcella sisters, my favorite pair of sisters in porn. Shit, they might be my favorite pair of sisters in the whole entire world. Jade has a sexy as hell tanned skin color. Her long, black hair further enhances her appeal. Jade always gave it her best and her best is pretty fucking awesome. She even did some scenes with her sis, Nyomi. I truly love this Indonesian goddess!
7/06/2011
The Top 20 Asses in Porn, Ever! Pt. 1: 20-11
A nice ass on a chick is one of the greatest visions of beauty on this planet. And, some of the sexiest asses ever belong to porn stars. In fact, originally this post was gonna incorporate some mainstream babes, but aside from a few like Vida Guerra, Tila Tequila, and WWE's Layla, I found they were FAR outnumbered by the hot asses in porn. So, I said fuck it! Let's keep it with just porn stars! Besides, they show their butts more often, anyways! So, without any further adieu, here are the first ten:
20. Asa Akira- There is an interview at the beginning of one her scenes for Elegant Angel, from the movie Bootilicious, where she talks about how she got her amazing behind from her mom. And, if you have any doubt of how awesome her behind is check out the shot of her walking around in a school girl miniskirt in the awesome Pornstar Superheroes. Plus, she can definitely take in the backdoor like a champ!
19. Lola Martin- Lola was one of my favorite Latinas in porn in the 90s. I was paritcularly fond of her being the Net Nympho on Night Calls 411. I was also very fond of her Cuban ass. Sadly, she said that she, like many of the Latinas at the time, did not do anal. Oh, well doesn't mean I loved her butt any less.
18. Charlene Aspen- This underrated but stunning Latin babe was another fav of mine. It's a shame she didn't become more popular cause she should have. Gorgeous, a great performer, and a winning culo to boot!!! Go look for her stuff, I promise you'll love her, too!
17. Alexis Texas- Well everything is bigger in Texas, they say and Alexis has quite the nice, big booty! Of Caucasian and Puerto Rican mix, this blonde haired bombshell has a huge fan following. And, it's always nice to see her shake her butt in a scene or in person.
16. Alexis Amore- The Peruvian Princess has an ass we should all pay honor to. Hail your highness! And, hail your booty, too! One more thing, I've said many times here, but it bears mentioning yet, again. She is one of the nicest and sweetest babes in the industry.
15. Annie Cruz- This beautiful Asian, geek goddess has an ass that drives any man insane, yours truly, in particular! Plus, she squirts! Which means there is total hotness in her front and backsides! She's beautiful and Asian, does anal, squirts, is into comics and horror, and is bisexual?! That there is true perfection, my friends and dear readers!!!!!!
14. Dee- This stunning, beautiful, dark-skinned, Puerto Rican goddess was one of the most beautiful women of the 90s in porn. She always looked breathtaking and her ass was just a sight to behold and drool all over. Dee would eventually leave the acting side and go behind the camera before leaving the business completely. My pants and I miss her and her backside, quite a bit.
13. Gianna Lynn- Speaking of women I miss in the industry, none qualify more than that this beauty and total sweetheart. The first porn star I ever interviewed, and still one of my personal favs that I have conducted, I declared her to be the most beautiful women, ever, cause to me she is. Her curves are pretty amazing, and that includes her ass. Good God, how I love her butt... and everything else about her!
12. Crystal Knight- A co-host of the aforementioned Night Calls 411, this Bronx babe of Cuban/ Dominican decent did mostly girl/ girl stuff. I always thought she was drop-dead gorgeous and added major hotness to the show with her half-Asian co-host the beautiful Flower Edwards. Also, that ass is fucking jaw-droppingly amazing. I mean wow!!!!!
11. Dulce- She wasn't that known or made that many movies, but the stuff she did star was pretty hot, in particular when teamed up with Adara (Hot Latin Lesbians #2), Kat, who barely missed being on this list, herself, (No Man's Land: Latin Edition Number Six, directed by this list's own Dee!), and yesterday's mentioned Lena Ramon (Muffin Stuffin Lesbos 3) in hot lesbian action (HLA! HLA! HLA!). Yes, she also shot scenes with guys, and those were hot, too. It's just I REALLY liked her lesbo stuff! Anyway, that ass drives me fucking insane!! Good God!! He almost broke the mold with hers!!!
And, if you thought these asses were amazing, just wait until you see the top ten!!!!
To be concluded....
20. Asa Akira- There is an interview at the beginning of one her scenes for Elegant Angel, from the movie Bootilicious, where she talks about how she got her amazing behind from her mom. And, if you have any doubt of how awesome her behind is check out the shot of her walking around in a school girl miniskirt in the awesome Pornstar Superheroes. Plus, she can definitely take in the backdoor like a champ!
19. Lola Martin- Lola was one of my favorite Latinas in porn in the 90s. I was paritcularly fond of her being the Net Nympho on Night Calls 411. I was also very fond of her Cuban ass. Sadly, she said that she, like many of the Latinas at the time, did not do anal. Oh, well doesn't mean I loved her butt any less.
18. Charlene Aspen- This underrated but stunning Latin babe was another fav of mine. It's a shame she didn't become more popular cause she should have. Gorgeous, a great performer, and a winning culo to boot!!! Go look for her stuff, I promise you'll love her, too!
17. Alexis Texas- Well everything is bigger in Texas, they say and Alexis has quite the nice, big booty! Of Caucasian and Puerto Rican mix, this blonde haired bombshell has a huge fan following. And, it's always nice to see her shake her butt in a scene or in person.
16. Alexis Amore- The Peruvian Princess has an ass we should all pay honor to. Hail your highness! And, hail your booty, too! One more thing, I've said many times here, but it bears mentioning yet, again. She is one of the nicest and sweetest babes in the industry.
15. Annie Cruz- This beautiful Asian, geek goddess has an ass that drives any man insane, yours truly, in particular! Plus, she squirts! Which means there is total hotness in her front and backsides! She's beautiful and Asian, does anal, squirts, is into comics and horror, and is bisexual?! That there is true perfection, my friends and dear readers!!!!!!
14. Dee- This stunning, beautiful, dark-skinned, Puerto Rican goddess was one of the most beautiful women of the 90s in porn. She always looked breathtaking and her ass was just a sight to behold and drool all over. Dee would eventually leave the acting side and go behind the camera before leaving the business completely. My pants and I miss her and her backside, quite a bit.
13. Gianna Lynn- Speaking of women I miss in the industry, none qualify more than that this beauty and total sweetheart. The first porn star I ever interviewed, and still one of my personal favs that I have conducted, I declared her to be the most beautiful women, ever, cause to me she is. Her curves are pretty amazing, and that includes her ass. Good God, how I love her butt... and everything else about her!
12. Crystal Knight- A co-host of the aforementioned Night Calls 411, this Bronx babe of Cuban/ Dominican decent did mostly girl/ girl stuff. I always thought she was drop-dead gorgeous and added major hotness to the show with her half-Asian co-host the beautiful Flower Edwards. Also, that ass is fucking jaw-droppingly amazing. I mean wow!!!!!
11. Dulce- She wasn't that known or made that many movies, but the stuff she did star was pretty hot, in particular when teamed up with Adara (Hot Latin Lesbians #2), Kat, who barely missed being on this list, herself, (No Man's Land: Latin Edition Number Six, directed by this list's own Dee!), and yesterday's mentioned Lena Ramon (Muffin Stuffin Lesbos 3) in hot lesbian action (HLA! HLA! HLA!). Yes, she also shot scenes with guys, and those were hot, too. It's just I REALLY liked her lesbo stuff! Anyway, that ass drives me fucking insane!! Good God!! He almost broke the mold with hers!!!And, if you thought these asses were amazing, just wait until you see the top ten!!!!
To be concluded....
5/21/2011
The Top 10 Geek Goddesses
With Olivia Munn gone from G4 and her website now a thing of the past, the position of geek goddess is open for someone to take the top stop. The truth is in the last in the last few years, beautiful women have been declaring their love for all things geeky on the net and on TV, much to the appreciation of male geeks everywhere. There is nothing cooler than finding out a hottie likes geeky stuff. And, so this blog lists the current top ten babes that deserve to be worshiped at the almighty nerd alter.
10. Kristin Adams- One of G4's longest working babes the sometimes underrated Mrs. Adams has what might be this list's sexiest legs. I loved her when she was doing Cheat. I also greatly enjoy seeing her do the news on Attack of the Show (AOTS). I think she should always do the news, but that's just me. Anyways, she can help me cheat on a game any day of the year!
9. April O'Neil- This self-professed nerd porn star is one of my favs over on Twitter. She's great at interacting with her fans, and has been on Chris Hardwick's podcast. Her tumblr recently had her nude with Dalek next to her. You don't get geekier than that!
8. Jessica Chobot- This video game babe can be found on IGN, as fellow X-Box Live fans know. She has also hosted AOTS. She is gonna be hosting the new G4 show Proving Ground. She knows her video game shit and is a cutie, what more do you need?
7. Ruby Violence- Model, erotic starlet, and fellow horror blogger, Ruby is one of the coolest babes on the net. Any time a hot girl has knowledge on gore and horror flicks its always gonna be a way to my heart. Beautiful and knowledgeable, you would do well to follow her Twitter and read her blog. And, be sure to check out her site, too!
6. Annie Cruz- This beautiful porn babe is one of the hottest performers around. But, she also happens to be a gamer, comic book fan (she freaking LOVES Batman!), and horror lover.
5. Carol Zara- This Canadian honey of Brazilian decent has one of the web's most beloved blogs. She never fails to voice her opinion on comics, horror films, babes, and other geeky stuff. She can be found at various conventions always being cool to her fans. The fact that she looks like this and is so heavily into geek culture is fucking awesome!
4. Candace Bailey- There is no argument that Candace has done a great job in taking over for Olivia on AOTS. Best of all she has proven to have an interest in learning geek culture. She tires hard and that's all that we ask for. Well that and the fact that she is cute as hell!
3. Alison Hailsip- It's great to see that Alison is still being used on AOTS. The combination of hotness, cuteness, and geek knowledge makes me love Alison to no end. Of note, she is THE only blonde on this whole entire list!
2. Misti Dawn- The world's definitive geeky porn star. With a love for comics, video games, and movies Misti is a nerd's wet dream come true. She's long been one of this blogs favorites, and she righteously deserves to be ranked among the very best of geek babes! And, let's make no bones about it, she's the real deal!
1. Linda "Vampy Bit Me" Le- Beautiful is a word to easy throw out there, yet some like my number one pick is well beyond the description of that world. Gamer, convention regular, horror fan, metal-head, cos-player, model, and blogger, this multifaceted goddess is my pick for number because she embodies everything that is necessary to wear the geek crown with true honor. All hail the greatest of all geek goddesses!!!!!!
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10. Kristin Adams- One of G4's longest working babes the sometimes underrated Mrs. Adams has what might be this list's sexiest legs. I loved her when she was doing Cheat. I also greatly enjoy seeing her do the news on Attack of the Show (AOTS). I think she should always do the news, but that's just me. Anyways, she can help me cheat on a game any day of the year!
9. April O'Neil- This self-professed nerd porn star is one of my favs over on Twitter. She's great at interacting with her fans, and has been on Chris Hardwick's podcast. Her tumblr recently had her nude with Dalek next to her. You don't get geekier than that!
8. Jessica Chobot- This video game babe can be found on IGN, as fellow X-Box Live fans know. She has also hosted AOTS. She is gonna be hosting the new G4 show Proving Ground. She knows her video game shit and is a cutie, what more do you need?
7. Ruby Violence- Model, erotic starlet, and fellow horror blogger, Ruby is one of the coolest babes on the net. Any time a hot girl has knowledge on gore and horror flicks its always gonna be a way to my heart. Beautiful and knowledgeable, you would do well to follow her Twitter and read her blog. And, be sure to check out her site, too!
6. Annie Cruz- This beautiful porn babe is one of the hottest performers around. But, she also happens to be a gamer, comic book fan (she freaking LOVES Batman!), and horror lover.
5. Carol Zara- This Canadian honey of Brazilian decent has one of the web's most beloved blogs. She never fails to voice her opinion on comics, horror films, babes, and other geeky stuff. She can be found at various conventions always being cool to her fans. The fact that she looks like this and is so heavily into geek culture is fucking awesome!
4. Candace Bailey- There is no argument that Candace has done a great job in taking over for Olivia on AOTS. Best of all she has proven to have an interest in learning geek culture. She tires hard and that's all that we ask for. Well that and the fact that she is cute as hell!
3. Alison Hailsip- It's great to see that Alison is still being used on AOTS. The combination of hotness, cuteness, and geek knowledge makes me love Alison to no end. Of note, she is THE only blonde on this whole entire list!
2. Misti Dawn- The world's definitive geeky porn star. With a love for comics, video games, and movies Misti is a nerd's wet dream come true. She's long been one of this blogs favorites, and she righteously deserves to be ranked among the very best of geek babes! And, let's make no bones about it, she's the real deal!
1. Linda "Vampy Bit Me" Le- Beautiful is a word to easy throw out there, yet some like my number one pick is well beyond the description of that world. Gamer, convention regular, horror fan, metal-head, cos-player, model, and blogger, this multifaceted goddess is my pick for number because she embodies everything that is necessary to wear the geek crown with true honor. All hail the greatest of all geek goddesses!!!!!!----------------
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