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5/10/2011

From Misti Dawn, Herself: The Truth About The Empire Meow Misti Dawn

Yesterday, I gave my thoughts and words on Misti Dawn being out of the Star Wars porno.

Misti posted a blog updating us on the whole situation. You can read all about it here:
The Truth About The Empire Meow Misti Dawn | Meow Misti Dawn

I actually give Vivid credit after reading that, as well as Steve Hirsch. They have proven to be class acts in the adult biz. Outside of that, I find the director calling Misti fat just ridiculous, and threatening her with firing her boyfriend is classless. Once, again my blog and I support Ms. Dawn, as I am sure any of her fellow fans do.

And, remember to go on Twitter and us the hash tag #StarWarsPornFail and get your word out!

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5/09/2011

Misti Dawn Out of Vivid's Star Wars

It was yesterday, while lounging around on a lazy Sunday (is there any kind better?), that I caught that Misti Dawn had mentioned that she was out of the Vivid Video parody of Star Wars. I was like, "What the fuck?" Seriously, to me and many others this was, and is, an epic fail.

I've long supported Misti, especially in this blog, and with good reason. She's a real fan with real knowledge and love for geek stuff like George Lucas' classic, beloved, and influential sci-fi series. We've even tweeted about Star Wars (she owns a Wampa rug for chrissakes!). Any true fan would have loved to see her in a porn version of it. I mean she's beautiful, sexy, and a fellow geek how can you not?

Clearly she is someone fans like me want to see in the film. It would show and prove to us that the makers of the film do care about the audience they so wanna to get a hold of IE, geeks/ Star Wars fans.

Misti was/ is not happy; we feel the same way. Many tweets got immediately put up following her mentioning this. It proved that she has us on her side. It got hash tagged #StarWarsPornFail, which pretty much sums it up.

All of this was enough to cause some buzz in porno land. Something that proves once again that A. Misti has a lot of fans that love and support her and B. the power of things like Twitter.

I'm also guessing that somewhere out there in the galaxy Darth Vader and his Emperor are totally pissed off about her not being involved in the movie. And, you guys know the power of the Dark Side don't you?

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2/05/2011

8/11/2010

The A-Zs of Porn, Pt. 2 (N-Z)

N is for Natural- This is a trend/ sub-genre that I wish would be bigger (pun not intended) in the porn world. As I said in part 1 of this list, I greatly prefer real boobies. Thankfully there are series out there dedicated to real tits. My all time fav real breasts? They would have to be Gianna Michaels, London Keys (pictured left), Jessica Bangkok, Sara Stone, Joanna Angel, and Christy Canyon. So let's hear it for God-given tatas!!!




O is for Older Women- This sub-genre has been growing in popularity, and that's a good thing! Also know as MILF or mature women movies, they feature a cast of older, beautiful women. Some of my fav stars in these movies? Well, they would be Ginger Lynn (pictured left), Lisa Ann, Julia Ann, Dyanna Lauren, Kianna Dior, Sara Jay, Vicky Vette, etc. Really does prove that women, like wine, get finer with time!




P is for Playboy- At one point, the world's best selling men's mag Playboy has seen better days. The most famous skin rag ever was certainly influential and important to the adult mag biz, but the Internet has certainly put a huge dent in it's sales. Refusing to ever go hardcore and still the same crap rag it has always, Playboy is pretty much a dinosaur. And, when once you could have said, well hey they get celebs! Yeah, well big deal. As, you can go on the net and look at the spread and not have to buy it. But, hey I would be hard pressed not to mention them in this list.


Q is for Queeny Love- This German hottie is as nasty as it gets. I don't know if she still shoots films, but I like the work I seen with her. Aside, from shooting in her native country, she also worked in the US. Her work with Rodney Moore is what I really enjoy. They are nasty and hot as hell. She takes facials like few do, and she just looks gorgeous doing so! A real pro and probably one the best fucks in the biz. All hail the Queen!!!!


R is for Raylene- One of my fav stars of the 90s, this beautiful Jewish/ Latina is back in porn! A real MILF, this babe is hotter than ever! And, for that reason, I still love her. A close to my heart, and pants, personal favorite!







S is for Squirting- Perhaps the greatest natural talent ever! Female ejaculation is not common, but it is hot as fuck! There are quite a few movies that feature this, with Elegant Angel putting out some of the best flicks in this style of porn. The best squirters of all time, I think, are: Flower Tucci, Annie Cruz, Kat, sand Angela Stone. If you can squirt, then God bless you!





T is for Tera Patrick- The second biggest name in the history of the biz, and one of the world's most breathtakingly beautiful women. This half Asian/ white goddess deserves to be on an alter for all to worship. I was captivated by her enchanting hotness the moment I first saw her. She also happens to be real smart and runs her own company, Teravision. She was married to Biohazard frontman Evan Sienfeld, but that's over. Now retired, she still runs her company, and we will always have the fond memories of this vision of perfection's performances.



U is for Undies- Well, you get the girls' panties off to have sex, right? Porn stars sometimes might not even wear panties, but we love them, don't we?





V is for Vivid- Perhaps the world's most famous adult company, Vivid has been around for many years. They really broke big in the 90s, though, with their Playboy level beauties. While, their look is not something I like as much as I did, when I was younger, IE blond hair, blue eyes, big tits, it is pretty much tied hand in hand with mainstream porn. And, any company that has had goddesses like Tera Patrick, Jenna Jameson, Julia Ann, Janine, Raylene, Kobe Tai, Brianna Banks, Kira Kener, etc deserves the recognition that they get.

W is for Where the Boys Aren't- And, speaking of the Vivid girl, in the 90s this was the major series they put out. Probably one of the most famous girl-girl series of all time. They always had their current crop of contract girls. I used to buy these religiously.





X is for XXX-rated- Well, come this was obvious. A rating given to movies with adult content, the rating has been around for ages. Besides, the letter X is pretty cool!







Z is for Zombie Porn- Belonging to the horror/ porn sub-genre, this one combines the extreme gore of zombie horror with the hardcore porn world. It's been around for a while (Joe D'Amato's Erotic Nights of the Living Dead) and still exists today (Re-Penetrator and Porn of the Dead). It ain't forever one, but if you enjoy it, then dive right in!




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3/12/2009

Showtime's Deeper Throat



I been watching the new reality TV series Deeper Throat, on Showtime since it premiered on Fed. 14th (yes, Valentine's Day, at least something good came out of that shitty day...) and been enjoying it greatly.

Now, I first heard of it thanks to one of my fav blogs to read, Genesis Online. The show deals with Vivid Video trying to remake the porn classic Deep Throat . Now, I never seen the original, and who knows, if I ever will. But, any porn fan knows how important that film is to the adult biz. Anyways, Steve Hirsch, the owner of Vivid, tries to get the rights, then has his main director, Paul Thomas (aka PT) make it. The owner of the rights to Deep Throat is none to happy, but agrees to let it be made. Still, he wants to make his own version.

Meanwhile, PT starts to look for the lead girl, as it has been decided that it should not be a Vivid girl. The girl needs to be able deep throat (duh!), but also be able to carry a film. It ends up being the gorgeous, and one this blog's most beloved babes, Sasha Grey who, and rightfully so, gets the lead role.



Along the way, we see the lovely and naturally breasted Hanna Hilton join Vivid Video, as well as former Miss USA, the pretty Kelli McCarthy . By the way, anyone see Kelli's film? If so please tell me your thoughts.

And, of course there is all the drama that reality TV thrives on. Problems with script, troubles with the owner of Deep Throat, and other moments that add to the show. As you would expect to see there are lots of hot, naked babes in the show, but one that really stood out, well at least outside of the Vivid girls or Sasha, is Sarah Vandella . She comes off as having a lot of attitude (might be cause this babe is form right here in NYC!). I loved the scene where shes tries out for the lead, but tells PT that she does not act only fucks! Ahh, what a goddess! But, her attitude gets to much and in the last episode, that they aired, she gets kicked off the set, as PT gets way pissed off. I am sure the fact that the guy sent by the owner of the original film, tped his car did not help!

In all this is a fascinating show for those interested in seeing how a major porn film is made. But, it is also really fun and entertaining. I think that is is probably one of the best reality shows in a while. And, hey let's be honest the hot naked babes help! Check it out if you ain't done so, yet!

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7/19/2008

Reign of Tera


TITLE: Reign of Tera
STUDIO: Vivid/Teravision
CAST: Tera Patrick, Charmane Star, Lucy Thai, Nyomi Marcella, Jayna Oso, Lily Thai, Mika Tan, Kianna Dior, Nautica Thorn, Loni, Veronica Lin, Finesse Navaro, Kia Tolentino, Jade Hsu

This movie was the first film from Tera Patrick's own production company, Teravision, released through Vivid Video. In it, she and her real life hubby, Sypder Jonez (aka Biohazard's Evan Seinfeld), play themselves, as they have opened a brothel called the Asian Love Palace, that can only be accessed through the net. They take customers to this secret place and there all your dreams cum true; as a plethora of the most beautiful Asian porn goddesses fuck your brains out.

First off and formost, this has one of the greatest and most beautiful casts, I have ever seen in a porno. There are so many personal favs of mine here (Tera, Charmane, Nyomi, Jayna, Mika, Kianna, Loni, Lily Thai [this blog's first official hot Asian Babe of the Month], etc) that this really most be what heaven would be like for me!

The first scene is by and far the weakest, though. In it, Spyder fucks Tera. Sure, Tera is a stunning work of beauty, easily one of the most gorgeous women on God's green Earth, but I have no desire to watch Jones in a porno. Hence, this stops this film from being perfect. But if you fast-forward this scene (as well fast-forwarding the non-sex, thank God, cameos by Bunny Ranch owner Dennis Hof and Ron Jeremy and any and all plot "development") there is much to enjoy.

The next scene whips you right back into attention. It is a smoldering lesbain scene between the ravishing Ms. Patrick and the absolutely beautiful Charmane Star. The scene is insanely hot and will have you wasting lots of tissues. With no toy play, this is a shining example of what a lezzie scene should be like.

The next scene has three lucky dudes doing the truly gorgeous Jayna Oso. Once again, this one smolders, and the hot ending that has the three dudes bust their nuts on Jayna's beautiful face is the type of stuff your pants live for.

The next scene, though, is the HOTTEST in the movie. The insanely gorgeous Nyomi Marcella and the unmitigatedly sexy Lucy Thai fuck some dude who comes over by for a visit. This, too, ends with a nice facial on both girls. Amazing!

Finally, all the girls join in a nuclear hot, Asian, lesbian (are there any better?) orgy. They are then joined by Tera and Syder. Even with him in this scene it is still good, quality smut. And, admit it, you know you want to be Syder in this scene (if not in his personal life).

A great porno no matter how you slice it, Reign of Tera, looks nice. The DVD has great picture and sound quality. The only extra on the first disc is a slide show. But, the second disc outdoes itself by having solo action by every girl in the film, including Tera, in the last scene. She also, tells a little about what the girls like and what their Asian decent is. While, every scene is recommended, a couple are extra sexy and sultry. But, this blog's much beloved Lily Thai owns this disc by squirting, then liking up her own juices. Marry me, Lily!

In all this is an almost perfect bit of Asian pornography and shows why Tera is the fucking queen of the porn world.

3 and half out of 4 Woodies





7/08/2008

Whatever Happened to Kobe Tai?


Remember Kobe Tai ? She, along with the lovely Asia Carrera , was the biggest Asian porn star of the 90s. A former Vivid Girl Kobe made a big name for herself, and rightfully so.

Kobe was born in Taipei, Taiwan on January 20, 1972 of Taiwanese and Japanese heritage. She was adopted under the name Carla Carter by an American family from Arkansas.

She started in the porn biz in 1996 under the names Blake Young and Brooke Young but eventually took on the name of Kobe Tai. She got signed to Vivid Entertainment , and her first Vivid film was Vivid Raw #2. She was the first Asian Vivid girl and as such got a huge following . Though she worked with both men (including doing anal) and women, her best work, and possibly most popular work, was her lesbian stuff. As such, she frequently appeared in Vivid's highly successful and popular line of girl-girl films, Where the Boys Aren't through out the mid and late 90s, any of which are of the highest possible recommendation. In 1997 she got married to fellow porn act0r Mark Davis, however in 1999 they got divorced.

Aside from her hardcore work, Kobe also appeared on Playboy TV's The Helmetcam Show. Here is a clip with gorgeous Latin goddess Lola sucking her toes on the shoe:



Plus, she played the stripper who gets accidentally killed in the highly underrated but awesome gory, dark comedy Very Bad Things , as well as the skateboarding video The End made by Tony Hawk's production company. She was memorably featured on The Man Show. Here she shows how to pack up for travel:



And she even did background vocals for shock metal star Marilyn Manson on "New Model No. 15" off of the more glam sounding Mechanical Animals. Like most porn stars she has also done work on various porn mags like Cheri and High Society.

When she got pregnant in 2000, she left the biz, only to return in Decemeber 2001 to work with porn legend Jenna Jameson in the very hot Jenna Loves Kobe . This would be her swansong with the porn world. But, her scenes with Jenna are smolderingly hot and are a perfect way to close off an amazing career.

With her exquisite, exotic beauty and vivacious, raw sexuality and performances Kobe remains a legend and one of the most fondly remembered and beloved girls of 90s porn.