7/19/2008

Reign of Tera


TITLE: Reign of Tera
STUDIO: Vivid/Teravision
CAST: Tera Patrick, Charmane Star, Lucy Thai, Nyomi Marcella, Jayna Oso, Lily Thai, Mika Tan, Kianna Dior, Nautica Thorn, Loni, Veronica Lin, Finesse Navaro, Kia Tolentino, Jade Hsu

This movie was the first film from Tera Patrick's own production company, Teravision, released through Vivid Video. In it, she and her real life hubby, Sypder Jonez (aka Biohazard's Evan Seinfeld), play themselves, as they have opened a brothel called the Asian Love Palace, that can only be accessed through the net. They take customers to this secret place and there all your dreams cum true; as a plethora of the most beautiful Asian porn goddesses fuck your brains out.

First off and formost, this has one of the greatest and most beautiful casts, I have ever seen in a porno. There are so many personal favs of mine here (Tera, Charmane, Nyomi, Jayna, Mika, Kianna, Loni, Lily Thai [this blog's first official hot Asian Babe of the Month], etc) that this really most be what heaven would be like for me!

The first scene is by and far the weakest, though. In it, Spyder fucks Tera. Sure, Tera is a stunning work of beauty, easily one of the most gorgeous women on God's green Earth, but I have no desire to watch Jones in a porno. Hence, this stops this film from being perfect. But if you fast-forward this scene (as well fast-forwarding the non-sex, thank God, cameos by Bunny Ranch owner Dennis Hof and Ron Jeremy and any and all plot "development") there is much to enjoy.

The next scene whips you right back into attention. It is a smoldering lesbain scene between the ravishing Ms. Patrick and the absolutely beautiful Charmane Star. The scene is insanely hot and will have you wasting lots of tissues. With no toy play, this is a shining example of what a lezzie scene should be like.

The next scene has three lucky dudes doing the truly gorgeous Jayna Oso. Once again, this one smolders, and the hot ending that has the three dudes bust their nuts on Jayna's beautiful face is the type of stuff your pants live for.

The next scene, though, is the HOTTEST in the movie. The insanely gorgeous Nyomi Marcella and the unmitigatedly sexy Lucy Thai fuck some dude who comes over by for a visit. This, too, ends with a nice facial on both girls. Amazing!

Finally, all the girls join in a nuclear hot, Asian, lesbian (are there any better?) orgy. They are then joined by Tera and Syder. Even with him in this scene it is still good, quality smut. And, admit it, you know you want to be Syder in this scene (if not in his personal life).

A great porno no matter how you slice it, Reign of Tera, looks nice. The DVD has great picture and sound quality. The only extra on the first disc is a slide show. But, the second disc outdoes itself by having solo action by every girl in the film, including Tera, in the last scene. She also, tells a little about what the girls like and what their Asian decent is. While, every scene is recommended, a couple are extra sexy and sultry. But, this blog's much beloved Lily Thai owns this disc by squirting, then liking up her own juices. Marry me, Lily!

In all this is an almost perfect bit of Asian pornography and shows why Tera is the fucking queen of the porn world.

3 and half out of 4 Woodies





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