8/11/2010

The A-Zs of Porn, Pt. 2 (N-Z)

N is for Natural- This is a trend/ sub-genre that I wish would be bigger (pun not intended) in the porn world. As I said in part 1 of this list, I greatly prefer real boobies. Thankfully there are series out there dedicated to real tits. My all time fav real breasts? They would have to be Gianna Michaels, London Keys (pictured left), Jessica Bangkok, Sara Stone, Joanna Angel, and Christy Canyon. So let's hear it for God-given tatas!!!




O is for Older Women- This sub-genre has been growing in popularity, and that's a good thing! Also know as MILF or mature women movies, they feature a cast of older, beautiful women. Some of my fav stars in these movies? Well, they would be Ginger Lynn (pictured left), Lisa Ann, Julia Ann, Dyanna Lauren, Kianna Dior, Sara Jay, Vicky Vette, etc. Really does prove that women, like wine, get finer with time!




P is for Playboy- At one point, the world's best selling men's mag Playboy has seen better days. The most famous skin rag ever was certainly influential and important to the adult mag biz, but the Internet has certainly put a huge dent in it's sales. Refusing to ever go hardcore and still the same crap rag it has always, Playboy is pretty much a dinosaur. And, when once you could have said, well hey they get celebs! Yeah, well big deal. As, you can go on the net and look at the spread and not have to buy it. But, hey I would be hard pressed not to mention them in this list.


Q is for Queeny Love- This German hottie is as nasty as it gets. I don't know if she still shoots films, but I like the work I seen with her. Aside, from shooting in her native country, she also worked in the US. Her work with Rodney Moore is what I really enjoy. They are nasty and hot as hell. She takes facials like few do, and she just looks gorgeous doing so! A real pro and probably one the best fucks in the biz. All hail the Queen!!!!


R is for Raylene- One of my fav stars of the 90s, this beautiful Jewish/ Latina is back in porn! A real MILF, this babe is hotter than ever! And, for that reason, I still love her. A close to my heart, and pants, personal favorite!







S is for Squirting- Perhaps the greatest natural talent ever! Female ejaculation is not common, but it is hot as fuck! There are quite a few movies that feature this, with Elegant Angel putting out some of the best flicks in this style of porn. The best squirters of all time, I think, are: Flower Tucci, Annie Cruz, Kat, sand Angela Stone. If you can squirt, then God bless you!





T is for Tera Patrick- The second biggest name in the history of the biz, and one of the world's most breathtakingly beautiful women. This half Asian/ white goddess deserves to be on an alter for all to worship. I was captivated by her enchanting hotness the moment I first saw her. She also happens to be real smart and runs her own company, Teravision. She was married to Biohazard frontman Evan Sienfeld, but that's over. Now retired, she still runs her company, and we will always have the fond memories of this vision of perfection's performances.



U is for Undies- Well, you get the girls' panties off to have sex, right? Porn stars sometimes might not even wear panties, but we love them, don't we?





V is for Vivid- Perhaps the world's most famous adult company, Vivid has been around for many years. They really broke big in the 90s, though, with their Playboy level beauties. While, their look is not something I like as much as I did, when I was younger, IE blond hair, blue eyes, big tits, it is pretty much tied hand in hand with mainstream porn. And, any company that has had goddesses like Tera Patrick, Jenna Jameson, Julia Ann, Janine, Raylene, Kobe Tai, Brianna Banks, Kira Kener, etc deserves the recognition that they get.

W is for Where the Boys Aren't- And, speaking of the Vivid girl, in the 90s this was the major series they put out. Probably one of the most famous girl-girl series of all time. They always had their current crop of contract girls. I used to buy these religiously.





X is for XXX-rated- Well, come this was obvious. A rating given to movies with adult content, the rating has been around for ages. Besides, the letter X is pretty cool!







Z is for Zombie Porn- Belonging to the horror/ porn sub-genre, this one combines the extreme gore of zombie horror with the hardcore porn world. It's been around for a while (Joe D'Amato's Erotic Nights of the Living Dead) and still exists today (Re-Penetrator and Porn of the Dead). It ain't forever one, but if you enjoy it, then dive right in!




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