8/10/2010

The A-Zs of Porn, Pt. 1 (A-M)

I had so much fun last time doing The A-Zs of Horror and had such a great reaction from you awesome readers, that I decided to do another list. This one dedicated to one of the greatest form of entertainment, in the history of mankind: PORN!!!!! Enjoy.

A is for Asian Porn- It's my favorite sub-genre in porn. Asian women, to me, are the most beautiful in the world. And, so I greatly enjoy movies with lovely women from the Orient. So, whether made in the US (as in the case of series like Asian Fever, No Man's Land: The Asian Edition, or Slant Eye for the Straight Guy) or if they come from, say Japan, I love 'em. Of course, while Japanese porn includes jaw dropping visions of beauty, the blurry sex organs is kind of on the lame side.



B is for Butts- I love a nice ass. And, porn is certainly the place to find them. There are tons of anal vids out there. Bang Bros.' Ass Parade is one of my favs. And, my fav butts in the biz? Well, I would have to say Alexis Texas, Flower Tucci (here pictured to the left), Mika Tan, Olivia O'Lovely, Jessica Bangkok, Annie Cruz, and London Keys.


C is for Celebrity Porn- Personally speaking I think most, if not all, of these vids starring celebs suck. But, hey they make a lot of money, so what the fuck do I know? Then again I can't stand most of the celebs who have vids, so I am sure that has something to do with it...







D is for Digital Playground- Probably my favorite of the major porn studios, and I think it has a lot to with my liking of many of their contract stars like Jesse Jane and Katsuni. Plus, their movie Pirates: Stagnotti's Revenge is one of my all time favorite porno movies. Beautiful women and great production values make their stuff top of the line.


E is for Exxxotica- As of this writing, this is the only adult convention I ever been to. And, while I do hope to go to the AEEs someday, I have a special place in my heart for this show. It's amazingly good time, and THE single best con, I ever been to. This coming from someone who has been to countless of cons for many, many years. If you ain't been to it yet, you need to go! They hold shows in Miami, New Jersey (in fact the next show is on Nov. 5-7, 2010), and the recently added Los Angeles show (which was last month, by the way).

F is for Felecia- During the 90s this Latina cutie was my fav babe exclusively doing girls on film. Very beautiful, she also came off as a sweetie in interviews. She only worked once with a dude and was said to have hated the experience. She is retired now, but well remembered by her fans. And, for good reason. Her scenes were hot as fuck!




G is for Gianna Lynn- If you were to ask me who my favorite porn star is I would have to say this goddess. She is, as I have said before, my favorite one on one interview I ever conducted. Gianna is also, one of the world's most beautiful women. I have not heard much about her in a year, but she will always be a favorite of mine. Just go check out her work, and you'll see why I simply love this Filipino, Spanish, and Chinese vision of perfection.


H is for Hustler- One of the big three of porn mags (the other two being Playboy and Penthouse), Larry Flynt's skin mag debuted in 1974. It dared to go where the other mags didn't and was successful just for that reason. It was at the forefront of freedom of speech, and Flynt is a hero of just that. While, the magazine biz ain't what it once was, the mag still persists today. It also produces many DVDs. The Hustler names will always be connected to quality and gutsy adult entertainment.



I is for Internet Porn- Where would the biz be without the Internet? Or the Internet, itself, for that matter? I mean when I first got a computer, yeah, I looked up horror and wrestling sites, but I also had to, and did, look porn on the net. Whatever you want, whatever your taste is, it's out there, at your fingertips. The recent movie Middle Men deals with the ones who started this. I am curious to see it. And, seriously can you imagine not being able to look for porn on the net? That would suck balls!!!!


J is for Jenna Jameson- She is THE biggest porn star in the history of the business. A star and head of her own company (Club Jenna), Ms. Jameson maybe retired now, but she has cash to spare. She is one of the only names you can mention and even the middle aged woman in the room will know who the fuck she is. And, in the nineties, she was my absolute fav babe. She was also very cool, when I met her to sign my copy of Make Love Like a Porn Star, which is probably my all time favorite book.


K is for Knockers- Also know as boobs, bazookas, tits, breasts, hooters, fun bags, etc. We know them, we love them. Personally, speaking I prefer natural boobies (but more on that in the next part). As, I think small, real boobies, are waaaaay better than large fakies. But, that's just me.


L is for Lesbian Porn- My second fav sub-genre, I got into girl-girl movies early on. I mean seriously is there anything hotter than seeing two, or more, beautiful women into each other? It's sexy and sensuous. There are lots of series and studios that put them out. My favorite series? Well, that's an easy one, No Man's Land: Asian Edition from Video Team. Those movies rule!




M is for Money Shot- It might be the most important, er, shot in a porno. Also, known as the cum shot, it's when the dude sprays his load on his scene co-star. You can splooge on her boobs, crotch, inside her, her ass, but my fav, and I am sure many or yours as well, is the classic facial. Rodney Moore has some of the best facials in the biz, so if you are looking for that check out his vids. In all, it's hot and nasty. And, we would not have it any other way.

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