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11/28/2014

"Star Wars: The Force Awakens" Trailer Awakens Feelings of Joy!

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As I lifelong Star Wars fan, I was super excited to hear about the series of movies that Disney are doing, now that they own the rights to franchise. While, I was a little concerned with Disney making shit too cute, I was reminded that Marvel has remained as is, with Disney not really fucking shit up there.

Slowly we have been getting more and more tidbits from the movie. A pic here and there and then the subtitle, The Force Awakens, which I think is pretty fucking sweet. But, now comes the biggest and most awesome piece yet, the first fuckin trailer!!!

Now mind you, it's just a teaser. We won't get more for a while, but it wets the appetite, it tempts you, it makes you salivate. I know after seeing this, I wet myself. And, every time I would rewatch it, I would wet myself again!

There are no plot points revealed, but we do get glimpses of some cool shit (I posted a few screenshots for you here, as you can see):
1. A black stromtropper, which is cool, cause this means people wanted to become stromtroopers, and they are not just a bunch of clones.
2. An R2 unit, or something like an R2 unit, with a ball for body, which is just cute enough without being wretch inducing.
3. Some hot chick on a new speeder bike, cause you know the Star Wars universe could always use more females.
4. X-Wings, TIE fighters, and the Millennium Falcon. Fuck yes!! And, the ships look fucking great!!!
5. But, the most awesome reveal of all is the new Sith Lord. We only see him from behind, but he's armed with a fucking kick ass looking blade. That shit looks like it could do some serious damage!! Bonus points, one of my new favorite geeks AlphaOmega Sin on the net, mentioned that it looks like something out of a black metal video. Which it totally does, and that motherfuckers, is totally awesome!

If you ain't seen it or want to cream your undies again, here ya go:

Actually, I do have one complaint. We gotta wait till Dec. of next year! Which is odd cause Star Wars movies always came out in May (may the 5th be with you, anyone?!), and sucks, cause we have to wait a fuckin year, a WHOLE fuckin year!! ARRRGGHHH!!!

On the bright side, we are sure to get tons of new Star Wars merch between now and then. Which means more stuff to blow my cash on and fill my room with! Maybe we will see some of it at Toy Fair next year. I'll be there, so I will be sure to let ya know! All we can do for, now, is hope that that is the case. Maybe the Force be with you all!

7/27/2014

Banned from Facebook for a Day

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So last night, I was watching the extra features from the blu-ray of the 80's action classic, Red Dawn (great flick BTW, with a nice BD transfer). When, I saw that someone had reported a pic from my Facebook business/ fan page, Word from the Master/ Master Gio. It's the picture below and is from last year, when I in Vegas was covering the Adult Entertainment Expo.


In it, the gorgeous Stoya and myself are at the Digital Playground booth. Now, mind you this is on my biz page, which is for eighteen and over only. I realize that you can see Jesse Jane's tits, in the background. But, that is all it is! A fucking background! It's not the actual, real person. Even if it was, it's just fuckin boobs. It's so nice to see that breasts offend people, and are banned on FB. But, some piece of shit model, like Kendell Jones (wanna know more about her? Google her lame ass), who posts pictures of herself and the animals she has hunted and killed, in Africa, are OK. The fact that this is an older pic, means someone went out of their way to find it.

Anyway, I was told, that I am blocked from posting on FB for 24 hours. Since this was around 10, no one will see me on FB till after that. So, thanks to this, I won't be on my profile or my page. Lame. Real fucking lame.

Sadkly, this is not the first time, I have been reported. The other two are even more ridiculous.

Back in January someone reported the following two pictures:


They are of my former camera-girl Kristin, Jacky Joy, and myself at least year's Exxxotica AC. Now, I thought to myself, while both ladies are gorgeous, there is nothing really inappropriate in what they are wearing. So, what then is problem? Well, it's my fucking Asa Akira, t-shirt Two in the Shirt tee. So basically, I'm guessing some asshole got offended by a fuckin t-shirt that I wore covering a porn show at a porn show! Really?! I wondered and posted on my FB (since the above pics are from my personal account), if someone I knew had bitched me out, but I doubt it was from my friend list. Kristin wasn't tagged, but Jacky was, leading me to believe, that maybe it's one of her "friends". But, she's a fuckin porn star! Which makes ratting out one of her pics just as stupid, if not more so.

And, before that, it was another Exxxotica picture (2009 is the year, BTW), this one was reported some years ago but after it had been up for a long time. It is of the beautiful Jada Cheng and myself.


She has pasties on, for crissakes! Even that is offensive? And, seriously, I am sick of people taking offense to this shit and getting me in trouble. If you don't like what I post, do, or write about, don't fuckin follow me. I have no time for people who are too high and mighty, closed minded, and/ or jealous. Haters will hate, but they can go fuck themselves or go join the My Little Pony fanclub. Just fuck off of my shit, for crissakes!

I could go, but I won't bore you any further. So consider this the end of my rant. 

7/13/2013

ITALIAN HORROR WEEK - Who's Hot and Bloody?: The 10 Hottest Women in Italian Horror

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An awesome horror blog that I read religiously, Dr. Terror's Blog of Horrors, got me to do a guest blog post over there. It's on The 10 Hottest Women in Italian Horror.  It's part of that site's awesome Italian horror week homage. I got to say it was a lot of fun to write and you can check it out over here: http://www.docterror.com/2013/07/italian-horror-week-whos-hot-and-bloody.html

There are other really great posts on Italian horror already up. Besides, the fact that the site, run by Dr. Jimmy Terror, always has cool posts, anyways. So get your ass over there and read this and all the other cool postings over there already!

Oh, and I would personally love to hear your thoughts on my picks, preferably over on that site, since I am a guest over there. Anyone you think I missed? Anyone you really happy to see on my list? Please, do tell! 

1/11/2013

Radomness: Upcoming Events, I'll be at and Some Trailers

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Think of this as one of those times, I that I have a couple of things that I wanna talk about. So, I made a post to cover it all, rather quickly.


First off next week, marks my return to my home away from home, Las Vegas, as well, as my return to the Adult Entertainment Expo (haven't been to either or since 2011). I will be covering it for this site. I have some really cool interviews set up, that I think you guys will love. That said, I will be really busy at and out of the show, with coverage for this site. I ain't sure how much time I'll have to enjoy Sin City, itself, probably not much. But, the show, itself, is hell of fun, and everything I have lined up is pretty freaking awesome. So, I'm very excited.
Kristine Rose, from my very first day, at my very first AEE back in 2011 when I covered was there covering it.

Next month, I will be at Toy Fair. Not sure what days yet, though, I have some vague ideas, but I'll be covering that, too. Toy Fair is always fun and considerably relaxed. No hot porn stars in short shorts, though.
Man, that pic is considerably different than the one above it! LOL!

And, some trailers, for your enjoyment:

Sam Raimi's The Evil Dead remains a terrifying, gore-drenched, unrated horror classic. Though, over-shadowed by it's amazing, first sequel, the original remains a solid and excellent exercise in unrelenting splatter. Baring that in mind, I had no desire to see the remake, much less since it has no Bruce Campbell. The first two trailers did shit to make me think differently, but low and behold the second red-band trailer comes out and my jaw drops. Now, I wanna see this fucker! It looks brutally serious and gory. Haven't seen the trailer or want to relive it? Here it is:

And, speaking of horror trailers, here is this random German one, I found the other night. The movie is called Cannibal Diner, and it really doesn't look very good. In fact, it looks like a cheap Texas Chainsaw Massacre (which reminds me, I've yet to see the new one, but with Vegas coming up not sure when I will...) rip-off. But, it does seem to be gory and have hot girls. Oh, and hot girls making out. That's always a plus. The Germans tend to do their gore real brutal and nasty in movies that are usually cheap and sleazy. So, there is a degree of curiosity in me. But, with A LOT of reserve and low expectations. Any thoughts?

Finally for those of you who demand more skin, I have the SFW trailer of to Sweet Sinner's The Stripper. It's couples porn starring the gorgeous Jennifer White playing a housewife who becomes a stripper to help the bad stituation that her and her dickhead hubby are in. Hey, it's porn with a current soci-political message for these bad economic times! It also has THE quote of the wk: "If your not gonna wear the pants around here, at least let me take mine off"

7/27/2012

7/21/2012

Fuck Yeah! I Got another Liebster Award!!

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Last year, I got the Liebstar award from Son of Celluloid and now I have my second Liebster Award, this time from Maynard Morrisey's Horror Movie Diary! This is a great blog, and I'm very flattered to receive it from him. This award comes with the following rules:

1. Each person must post 11 things about themselves 
2. Answer the 11 questions the person giving the award has set for you. 
3. Create 11 questions for the people you will be giving the award to. 
4. Choose 11 people to award and send them a link to your post. 
5. Go to their page and tell them. 
6. NO TAG BACKS
 
So now onto the questions. Maynard did not actually make questions so, I'm gonna choose 11 of my favorite questions he answered, which is pretty cool in of itself, cause I'm always the one interviewing people as opposed to the other way around. 
 
The questions come from:
ALEX JOWSKI from "ALEX JOWSKI'S MOVIE REVIEWS", and JENNY KRUEGER from "MEMOIRS OF A SCREAM QUEEN"
 
ALEX' QUESTIONS

1. What do you enjoy most about blogging?
It's a chance for me to talk about just about anything that I love. Writing is my first passion, and so this to me is heaven.

2. What celebrity or artist have you have met who has inspired you the most in your life?
Of the artists I've met the ones who inspire me the most were: 
Lucio Fulci- Fulci didn't say much when I met him, but I consider myself lucky to have a met a man whose movies I love so deeply. Fucli Lives!! Still!
Dario Argento- He was so cool when I met him. He signed my Suspiria LD and talked to me a little in Italian. Back then he was my favorite director. He is no longer that, but his work up and until Opera are a huge influence on me.

3. Do you have a nickname?  How did you get that name?
Yeah, I do. It's Gio. Hence my blogger/ writer name Master Gio. Gio came about because most people didn't wanna say my full name, Giovanni.

4. What is your favorite beverage?
Ahh, well I LOVE coffee, Sunkist, beer (Sam Adams & Amstel being my true favorites), Jameson, and vodka. Hmm, this is making me thirsty!
 
KAIJINU'S QUESTIONS
5. Did you ever had a crush on a fantasy character in your teen years? If yes, who?
Yeah, a couple, actually. Taryn (Jennifer Rubin) in A Nightmare on Elm Street pt. 3: Dream Warriors and Nancy from The Craft are probably at the very top. A hot punk chick and a hot goth chick? Come on, you can't fucking beat that!

6. If a movie character out of your fave flicks suddenly appeared in front of your doorstep, who will it be and what'll you do?
Jamie Chung's character in Sorority Row, and we'd sit and have some drinks and have some fun... LOTS of fun, if you get my drift!!
 
KWEENY'S QUESTIONS

7. Show us something you bought recently.

8. What was the last film you saw?
I was rewatching some of the excellent The Dark Knight, in preparation for the The Dark Knight Rises. I'll try and finish watching it tonight.
9. What do you do in your spare time other than blog?
I spend way to much time on Facebook, Twitter, and the net in general. I watch a lot of TV, as in my fav shows, wrestling, and MMA. I also watch a shitload of movies (duh), read books and graphic novels, play video games, and go out and hang with my friends, whether it be going to a bar, stores, cons, concerts, or whatever. I also listen to A LOT of music.

10. Favourite monster: Vampire, Werewolf, Undead, etc. Name as many as you'd like or all of them and tell us why you love them.
Zombies are my favorite. I love zombie movies probably cause they usually have the most gore content. I'm also big into vampires, but real blood-suckers not that Twilight shit!!!

JENNY'S QUESTIONS
11: If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
That's easy: my home away from home: Las Vegas, Nevada!!!
 
I give this award to:
Misti Dawn for Meow Misti Dawn 
The Jaded Viewer for the jaded viewer
Beauty and Rollie for Beauty and the Robeast 
Ann Marie Rios for AnnMarie's Adventures
Son of Celluloid for Son of Celluloid 
Linda "Vampy BitMe" Le for VampyBit.Me 
Ruby Violence for Horror Lovers Spot 
 
And, my questions for them are:
 
1. What made you decide to start a blog?
2. What was the first thing you ever wrote about in your blog?
3. What's your favorite place to travel to and where would you must want to travel to?
4. Who do you most look up to?
5. What's your favorite movie and why?
6. Tell me something about yourself that may surprise me and my readers.
7. What's the best concert you ever been to?
8. Who is your biggest celebrity crush?
9. If you could have any superpower which one would you pick?
10. What's a typical for you like?
11. If you ruled the world, what is one rule you would enforce?

8/23/2011

My Blog's First Award!

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Woohoo! I just got the Liebster Blog award! The word liebster means "beloved" or "dearest". This is my blog's first award, and it's bestowed upon me by Son of Celluloid's blog. Coming from a blog that I love and find so fun to read, I find to be quite an honor and feel very humbled by it. He's got a great sense of humor and is a talented writer, who is a fellow fan of horror and pro-wrestling, making him an all around cool guy, in my book.

Now, I'm gonna bestow this one upon five blogs that you should be reading. Since this blog is for the little guy, IE those with less than 200 followers I won't be handing it out to any porn star that I maybe friends with or fans of, cause, they don't fit the requirements for the award. Anyway, check 'em all out, enjoy, and tell 'em the Master sent ya!

Fully Jointed Play Figures
Written by Kim Dubuisson, who runs the Gorezone.net, it's all about his son and he and their love for collecting action figures, including superhero, horror, Master of the Universe, Star Wars, and other cool toy lines geeks like myself always love. He always posts awesome pics of his kid and their kick ass toys. As a fellow action figured collector, I simply love it!

Junhax
Written by Junhax, himself, this blog has great musings on gaming, movies, and life. I met him through his Twitter, when he started following me, and I followed him back. I'm a huge supporter of all those fellow writers just starting. That he's a cool dude with a great knowledge of what he writes about and does it with such talent, only makes it all that much better.

Covered by Saintilus
Photographer Baldwin Saintilus' blog is a pleasure to read especially if you are into going to cons. He covers cosplay, anime, adult, and comic book cons, as well as conducting really good interviews. Plus, he's a great and truly amazing photog and as such, he posts some truly eye popping pics.

Through Glass Eyes
Alan Camuto, recently interviewed by yours truly, has another great blog for fans of excellent photography. Alan has a distinct eye for taking pictures and his blog shows it. You'll find words and pics on cosplay, conventions, music, and all the great pictures that he takes.

The Scene of Screen 13
Raleigh Bronkowski's excellent blog on obscure horror and cult movies is one of the finest on the net. I admire his knowledge of awesome movies, some of which I never even heard of! The man is an encyclopedia of knowledge and his blog shows it! Some of the pics he posts get a little, as he puts it, "saucy", but in my book that just adds to the appeal! Go and check it out, I know I've learned about a great deal about the movies he covers just from reading this fellow Gorezoner's words.

So, there you have it. Congrats to the winners! You all deserve, and I hope I have helped my fellow readers to check out some wonderful writers in the blogosphere.

5/10/2011

From Misti Dawn, Herself: The Truth About The Empire Meow Misti Dawn

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Yesterday, I gave my thoughts and words on Misti Dawn being out of the Star Wars porno.

Misti posted a blog updating us on the whole situation. You can read all about it here:
The Truth About The Empire Meow Misti Dawn | Meow Misti Dawn

I actually give Vivid credit after reading that, as well as Steve Hirsch. They have proven to be class acts in the adult biz. Outside of that, I find the director calling Misti fat just ridiculous, and threatening her with firing her boyfriend is classless. Once, again my blog and I support Ms. Dawn, as I am sure any of her fellow fans do.

And, remember to go on Twitter and us the hash tag #StarWarsPornFail and get your word out!

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Now playing: Lamb Of God - Fake Messiah
via FoxyTunes

2/04/2011

1/15/2011

Just Joined Tumblr!

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Hey, dear readers and friends, I just joined Tumblr (http://mastergio.tumblr.com/), yesterday, after two twitter friends basically convinced me to do so (although it had run through my head for a couple of months, as something I might wanna do).

Anyways, check it out, and follow me back. I'll follow you back, if you do so. You can expect to have much type of stuff you have grown to love and expect here (babes, porn, metal, horror, etc.). I just started so it's only now taking shape. My last post was on the awesome melodic death metal act, Arsis. So, in many ways this is an extension of this blog (and my life, as well), as most of my social networking sites are.

Tell me your thoughts and what you wanna see, and whatnot. Hope you're all enjoying the weekend, and for those of us stuck in this shitty winter, stay warm! :)

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Now playing: Hole - Malibu
via FoxyTunes

2/22/2008

How To Comment

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This is a quick blog to tell people that:

A: I would love to hear your thoughts. Wether good or bad, I love hearing and reading your comments. So give them to me.

B: How do you do it, you say? Just click on comments under the blog and it will allow to leave me your thoughts.

So read, click, and comment away! :)
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