Hot Asian Girl of the Month: Tila Tequila

While, I have talked about and covered Tila Tequila, many, many times, here; I have never made her the Hot Asian of the Month, believe it or not. And, so this June 2010, I correct that. After all, June is the beginning of summer and few women are as fucking hot as Miss Tila.

Born on September 24, 1981 in Singapore to Vietnamese parents, Tila Nguyen, moved to Texas with her family when she was one. She had a rough and violent childhood, which led her to move to California where she sought out modeling.

Tila began her career with pics for Playboy. She also did import racing modeling, but Tila wanted more. She hosted Pants-Off Dance-Off a bunch of times as well, appearing in magazines like Penthouse, Stuff, and Maxim.

Coupled with her ever growing internet popularity, Tila's star grew bigger and bigger. She would become the girl with the most friends on Myspace, and, eventually her own multiple sites, and Facebook and Twitter, as well.

Tila also had her own reality TV show, A Shot of Love with Tila Tequila, but like most things Tila related, I have talked a lot about that. She has also been on some other TV shows and a movie, put out her own book (which is where I met her), and she's a singer, too. She will return to reality TV when she appears on the next season of Celebrity Rehab.

I doubt anything like this will happen there:


She is all over the media and gossip talks all the time. Regardless, what you make think of this, there is no denying that she knows how to catch the attention of the press. And, well, with an ass and a pair of tits like hers, it's hard not to. Tila is a naughty little hottie, so this is an example of a celeb I don't mind getting attention. In fact, when there are hot paparazzi pics me, and my pants, are quite happy!

For example of pant inducing happiness just watch her shake her sexy behind, which is always nice:


Tila has been going through rough times and not everything in recent months has been great (the saddest of which was the death of her finance Casey Johnson) or even made a whole lot of sense (was she pregnant? didn't she want to adopt?!). But, hopefully the bad stuff is behind her.

By the way, if she needs yet another career, maybe she could be a teacher. I know I would be hot for her (hmm, actually I already am!), for sure!


She started her own celeb gossip site, and it seems like it's doing quite well for her. In fact, she closed her old twitter account and opened up one just for her it.

Anyways, as I said, there is a ton of stuff on her all over this blog, so just do a little research here. No need to bore you with any more details, when, I know you just want more Tila hotness. At least I know I do! And, don't act like you don't want the same, otherwise you wouldn't be reading this, right?

Beautiful, sexy, naughty, and bisexual, Tila is one of my utmost personal fav babes. With her beautiful face, sexy smile, infectious laugh, hot legs, great ass, and nice rack, Tila fucking rulz.

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Tila Tequila- Book Signing at Barnes Knobles in NYC- 12/09/08

As, anyone who has read this blog for long enough time or who knows me personally knows, or at least should know, I am a huge fan of Internet sensation, the beautiful Tila Tequila. I had been wanting to meet her for like the longest of time, so when I found out that she was doing a signing at Barnes and Knobles in NYC, I totally flipped out.

I actually bought the book last week. Also, I already knew the password for Tila fans, cause well, I am a true fan and keep up with shit like that. Basically, I am her friend on myspace and her on her little phone message thing.

Anywho, while the signing was at 7PM, I been to enough signings, to know, I had to get there early, I mean I totally was recalling when I went to the Jenna Jameson book signing a few years back at Virgin. So, I got there at about 4PM, more or less. While there were some kids hanging around, I was not sure there was a real line. They told they would announce when a line was being formed in the store. Hence, I opted to sit down and decided to read Spider-Man: One More Day. It was fucking horrible, but me thinks that is for another blog, maybe.

Anyways, it turns out a line was forming, but it was not that bad. I was like number 20. I liked my position in line. I had a comfy place to sit on the floor, on a nice corner where I could stretch my legs out.

At 6PM they sat people down for the reading/ Q&A section of the event. Sadly, they announced no posed pics, so I could not get a pic with her. Which, of course sucked. But, whatever, I was not gonna let this ruin this awesome moment in my life!

Before she came on, we were asked to keep the questions on a decent level as we were next to the kid's section. Big whoops on their part! I mean this Tila fucking Tequila and her fans what else did they expect? And speaking of fans, there were the typical bunch of guys, mostly white, but there were also LOTS of girls. Some of them were basically only teens, while others were pretty young girls, who could prob model, themselves. Anyways, Tila's appeal is a lot bigger than some of the more closed minded people out there would like to believe.

She came on at about 7:15PM. We went insane when saw her! Screams of "Tila I love you!" were quite commonly heard throughout the night. I was guilty of that myself! I mean common on guys, it is TILA TEQUILA!

Anywho, she asked us what chapter she should read. And, with a resounding answer we asked for the first chapter: "SLUTS"! For your info, I had been reading and am enjoying it. It is a fun read and lite but enjoyable fluff with just enough in there to be able to serve as possible inspiration. I love seeing her determination, and how she deals with the "haters". Actually, I can tell you this, Tila works her pretty little ass off really hard. And, those of you out there determined to talk shit about her don't really know anything about her. You might not care to know more about her, but she prob does not care about that or about you. And, well, quite frankly neither do I!

Anyways, let me get off my mini-rant and back to her reading. It was fun to hear her read. Truth be told while reading her book, myself, I could totally picture her talking the words out loud, anyways. So, this just cemented it in my mind. She has a very cute, sexy, and bubbly way about her. It really makes it easy to see why so many love her. That and she is fucking hot as hell!

Anyways, she read the whole chapter and then went into the Q&A section. One audience member asked her for her hand in marriage. But, she said that the person needed a ring for her! There were various other highlights for me at this point. At one point, and I forget exactly when or what lead to this, exactly, but she said, "I rule" and giggled. I screamed back, "You do!". That made her giggle to! Yay! I made Tila laugh! Then, a girl gave her a panda plush doll. Though, Tila asked the security guard to take the toy and give to her, in a second, Tila decided to go down and hug the girl herself. And, we were like, hey, we want some Tila hugs of our own!

The best question came from a guy who asked about "The Things You do not know about Me" section in her book, where she mentions that she is a squirter! Wait, Asian, tattooed, beautiful, bi, AND a squirter!? How fucking hot is that?! Anyways, he asked "What does that mean?" The lady from the store turned blood red with embarrassment (told you they should not have held this so close to the children's section!). Tila said, "Oh, I meant the soda. I love it. Tastes good!" (or something to that effect). Yes! Fucking awesome!

Another great moment, was when the fans asked about her tats. She told us the gun and the hearts mean the fact that she is tough but still has a soft feminine side to her, as well. She told us about her other tats, too, but to me the sexiest part was when she pulled up her hair and told us about the tat in the back of her neck. Note to the ladies out there: tattoos on the back of your neck are very sexy! Anyways, she said that it stands for the fact that only God can judge her and no else. Very cool and true. This story solidifies this one as my fav tat of hers.

And, then it was time to go up to her and get the book signed!

We were let go row by row, and I was in the third row. With no posed pics (which I still think sucks) the line moved by fast. But, that did not mean I was not nervous and anxious to meet her. Before I was up , the girl in front of me in the line, had just told her the password, "Pink papparazzi" And, she said to the lady from the store, "That password means they are family" Well, I was next and I told her, "I love you" to which she smiled and said, "Oh!" I then I told her the password, too. She turned to the lady again and said "See!" while smiling and signing. Because I knew the password, I got the extra special autograph:

And, so off I went to my house (but not before making a quick stop at McDonald's as I was way fucking hungry) very happy to have met a such sweet, down-to-earth, and fan friendly, not to mention gorgeous and sexy, babe. She deserves all the success she has, and I hope she continues to have it. Yes, a pic with her would have made it a perfect night, but you know what? I was so happy and so much on cloud nine, that it would be unfair of me to complain any further. And, this is easily one of my fav moments this year in my life. The fact that it occurred in the last month of the year makes it an extra cool highlight.

Tila fucking rulz and that is the bottom line, cause Master Gio says so!!!!!

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Tila Tequila Season Finale- Kristy Is a Mega-Bitch

WARNING SPOILERS THROUGH OUT:

So last night was the season finale to A Shot of Love with Tila Tequila. It all ended very fucked up.

First off, she got rid of Bo. I have to say that although, i was never a fan of Bo, I really felt sorry for the guy. He was a nice guy (who got his jaw broken!), after all.

Ah, but Kristy, she wins and well...

I should have guessed what would happen when she told Tila that she was not sure she was ready as she had never been in a relationship with a woman before. But, Tila was like, "I understand" and stuff.

But, soon, Kristy, by herself, in the car, questioned whether she liked men or women. And, then they showed a clip of Tila walking crying before the commercials, so I was like, "Hmmm, i know where this is going..."

So, when Tila told her she won, she was like, "Oh, I can't accept this, I am not ready for this, blah, blahg, blah". Tila was starting to tear up and then the water works came. I have to say I felt terrible for Tila. She had her heartborken by this stupid blonde bitch.

Sure, Kristy is hot and all, but she is a stupid twat. She clearly used Tila to get on TV. Thanks to her Brittany lost. She should have won. If Kristy had doubts, she should have spoken from get go and not let Tila keep letting her pass through every round. She should have been honest. I appreciate honesty; I am sure Tila does, too.

Next week the three of them meet up again. It looks like Tila will rip Kristy a new one. Either way, Kristy's lying, using ways have earned her this blogs' first ever: BITCH OF THE MONTH award.

So, here is a very special FUCK YOU to Kristy!

Tila still rules. By the way, she was in New York City, at TRL (bleh!), yesterday, but alas, I was at work, so I could not. Well, that and TRL sux ass.

Anyways, I wonder if there will be a third season. Only time will tell...

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Tila Tequila- The Reunion

WARNING: SPOILERS THROUGH OUT!!!!!!!!!

I will be the first to say that I found it weird that they would air the reunion episode before the season finale but whatever.

Anyways, almost everyone was back last night and here are my random thoughts on some of them:

Jay- Ahh, Jay, thank you for remind us what douche-bag you are. Not that we need it. Loved it when the cute Jersey girl through a chair at him. Wish it would have landed on his fucking head. I am sure other people form Jersey are embarrassed by him.

Chad- Man, what an asshole. And, so conceited, too. He says he was the best looking dude in house and has a big dick. Hmm, anyone impressed? I thought not. He also called Bo's mom a whore. This guy is a fucking asshole. I wish he was not a cage (they end up putting him in one), and Bo could have kicked his ass. I ain't the biggest Bo fan, but I am with him on this one. Chad is easily one of the biggest tools on TV, ever, on reality show.

Samantha, aka "Glitter"- While, I usually find girls like Samantha to be annoying, I find her very endearing. Maybe, it is cause she comes off as so cute and sweet. That said, they showed lots of clips of her crying. But, hey she danced on stage! Yum!

Brittany - I hate, hate, HATE the fact that she got kicked off. But, clearly she is a fan fav. Plus, she made out last night with Sirbrina , who peck kissed a girl at a Mariners game and got kicked out. Assholes! But, hey Sirbrina and Brittany kissing = HOTNESS!

Kristy - She has an amazing ass! And, we learn it is all natural. She is gonna win; I can feel it in my bones (or is it boner?). It best not be Bo!

Next week- the season finale!!!

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Tila Tequila Meets the Family

So, this Tuesday night was the episode where Tila meets the families of the remaining four contestants. It was a great episode, and I think, better than the same one they did last year.

WARNING SPOILERS THROUGH OUT!!!

First off, hallelujah! She got rid of super-tool Jay! First off, Jay's family may have been the most wild family, but they were also the most fucked-up. I mean, his mom (who is pretty nonetheless) and step-mom kissed, and they flashed their tits, in front of both their sons. Plus, everyone (in the family) jumped in the pool and passed Tila around to hug. I don't even for me, this was a little, too freaky! Anywho, she did send "Jersey" (as he likes to call himself) packing. And, she has the quote of the week with, "Jersey called, and they want you back!" Fuck yeah! Tila rulz! All hail! My faith was renewed in cute girls! But, in all seriousness, it was nice to see a girl kick the asshole out. And, in such a great way, too. Jay further proved to be a dick, by his violent reaction to being sent home. Jay, you suck, stay in fucking Jersey!

Bo has grown on me. His family was nice, but I really don't want him to win. Still, i don't mind that he is the final three.

Kristy is gorgeous, blonde, and bi (duh!), baby! Her family came off as cool and pretty nice. i can tell Tila had fun with them.

But my fav remains Brittany , I just think she is so heart breaktakingly beautiful. She is also, so it is said, a gold star lesbian (IE never been with a dude) I thought the stuff with her family was very, in particular, when she showed Tila her baby pics. That was so sweet! I think she and Tila make for a HOT couple!!!!!!!!!!!! By the way, the lovely Ms. Brittany Rae (that would be her last name) is selling her T-shirt on her myspace. It says (and I am not making this up) Brittany is my HOMO girl. It has a pic of hers. It is 30 bucks, but she will sign it for you.

Anywho, next one more goes, then it is the season finale!!!! Here is to Brittany staying on the show!! And, here's to Tila, who of course, owns!

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