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4/02/2018

Horror Crush: Ashley Greene

It feels like it has been too long since I inducted a new addition to this site's Horror Crushes section. With that in mind, today I add a stunner that is unfortunately better known for a franchise that has zero respect for the genre, rather than the couple of horror movies she was in. Well, I say fuck that. as I am here, to hopefully, change that. And, with that I say that the new inductee is the gorgeous Ashley Greene!
Born Ashley Michelle Greene in Jacksonville, Florida on February 21, 1987 (making her 31 years old), Greene is an actress and model. She is sadly best known for playing Alice Cullen in the wretched Twilight series. That is certainly, where I, and most, first saw her. Her stunning beauty immediately caught my eyes and took my breath away. However, I prefer to remember her for the horror movies that she would do later.
That first horror movie came a year after Twilight, in 2009. Summer's Moon (AKA Summer's Blood) tells the tale of Summer (Greene), who hitchhikes (NEVER a good idea, much less in horror movies) in search of her dad, who she never met. She knows nothing of him other than a pic her mom had. Along the way, she steals some shit and tries to escape the sheriff. A dude, Tom (Peter Mooney) helps her out, and they end up hooking. Thing is he is a serial killer, who likes to keep pretty girls locked up in the basement, and he does this very same thing with Summer. Helping him out is his hot but fucked up mom (the MILFy Barbara Niven), who also has a disturbing incestious relationship with her whacked out son. Things are gonna worse, though, cause daddy (Stephen McHattie of A History of Violence), who is a violent, raving psychopath, is coming home soon.
I first caught this one on Chiller TV (back when it still existed...) on the simple basis of Greene being in it. I found myself pleasantly surprised with it! Now, don't go thinking this is a masterpiece, cause it ain't. However, it is engaging and builds up slowly and nicely. I love how it reveals it's dark secrets and can be brutally violent. It's also well acted, especially by character actor McHattie, who is always a great baddie. Greene is really good and likable in her role. Thus, early in her career, she was already proving that she should be known for more than just sparkly vampires and shirtless, crappy-looking CGI werewolves.
I liked it enough to own it on DVD and have watched a couple of times, actually. This would her best flick for a very long time, in all honesty.
Her next foray into horror came in 2012 with The Apparition. Now, there was a part of me, that was happy she was doing horror again. However, it looked like utter shit, and I heard nothing good about it. Truth be told, I never saw it, which considering my Ashley Greene crush is a little shocking. But, I remain in no fucking rush to change that. Any of you saw it? More importantly, did any of you actually like it? Let me know in the comments section below.
She finally got back to doing quality horror two years later (2014) with a movie that would definitely become her best movie, up and until this point, and remains my second favorite movie of hers: Kristy. In it, we follow college student Justine (the gorgeous Haley Bennett) who is followed around by a pierced chick in a hoodie named Violet (Greene) who keeps calling her Kristy. Soon Violet and her insane, Satan worshipping friends stalk and try to kill our heroine.
Kristy is a suspenseful and well constructed horror/ thriller with solid acting. Greene is great as the antagonist and, the satanic, grunge, bad girl thing looks kinda hot on her. It has been on Netflix for a while, and if it still is, you need to see it.
This same year, she worked on what is my favorite movie of hers, Burying the Ex, though it would be released a year later in 2015. I have discussed my absolute love for this movie before and evern wrote a review of it, so I'll keep it short here. Greene plays the bitchy girlfriend of our lead (Anton Yelichin) who gets accidently killed but comes back as an equally bitchy zombie thanks to a satanic statue. The movie is directed by horror master Joe Dante and is his best in years! Extremely funny, fun, and gleefully gory, it is a blast to watch.
Playing opposite to her is Alexandra Daddario, who is already a horror crush on this site. She and Greene, as well as the cast as a whole, are great. Greene is a hoot as the zombie ex, as she is funny, sexy, and evil. Then again, she is a bitchy chick that turns into a flesh-eating zombie. But, I must admit that I would not care and totally be OK with her being my girl. Cause even as a zombie, Greene is hot as fucking hell! In fact, I crushed really, really hard on her in this movie. Make that of what you will. 
For now, that is all that the horror flicks that Ashley Greene has done. I hope she does more and soon. In any case, she is a talented actress and truly gorgeous. She has one of the most beautiful faces you are ever likely to see, with gorgeous eyes and body that is to die for! With a great butt, nice boobs, and incredible legs, Greene is the entire package. And, combining that with solid performances in various genre movies, it is with great honor that I induct Ashley Greene into Horror Crushes!

7/02/2008

Tila Tequila Season Finale- Kristy Is a Mega-Bitch


WARNING SPOILERS THROUGH OUT:

So last night was the season finale to A Shot of Love with Tila Tequila. It all ended very fucked up.

First off, she got rid of Bo. I have to say that although, i was never a fan of Bo, I really felt sorry for the guy. He was a nice guy (who got his jaw broken!), after all.

Ah, but Kristy, she wins and well...

I should have guessed what would happen when she told Tila that she was not sure she was ready as she had never been in a relationship with a woman before. But, Tila was like, "I understand" and stuff.

But, soon, Kristy, by herself, in the car, questioned whether she liked men or women. And, then they showed a clip of Tila walking crying before the commercials, so I was like, "Hmmm, i know where this is going..."

So, when Tila told her she won, she was like, "Oh, I can't accept this, I am not ready for this, blah, blahg, blah". Tila was starting to tear up and then the water works came. I have to say I felt terrible for Tila. She had her heartborken by this stupid blonde bitch.

Sure, Kristy is hot and all, but she is a stupid twat. She clearly used Tila to get on TV. Thanks to her Brittany lost. She should have won. If Kristy had doubts, she should have spoken from get go and not let Tila keep letting her pass through every round. She should have been honest. I appreciate honesty; I am sure Tila does, too.

Next week the three of them meet up again. It looks like Tila will rip Kristy a new one. Either way, Kristy's lying, using ways have earned her this blogs' first ever: BITCH OF THE MONTH award.

So, here is a very special FUCK YOU to Kristy!

Tila still rules. By the way, she was in New York City, at TRL (bleh!), yesterday, but alas, I was at work, so I could not. Well, that and TRL sux ass.

Anyways, I wonder if there will be a third season. Only time will tell...






6/25/2008

Tila Tequila- The Reunion


WARNING: SPOILERS THROUGH OUT!!!!!!!!!

I will be the first to say that I found it weird that they would air the reunion episode before the season finale but whatever.

Anyways, almost everyone was back last night and here are my random thoughts on some of them:

Jay- Ahh, Jay, thank you for remind us what douche-bag you are. Not that we need it. Loved it when the cute Jersey girl through a chair at him. Wish it would have landed on his fucking head. I am sure other people form Jersey are embarrassed by him.

Chad- Man, what an asshole. And, so conceited, too. He says he was the best looking dude in house and has a big dick. Hmm, anyone impressed? I thought not. He also called Bo's mom a whore. This guy is a fucking asshole. I wish he was not a cage (they end up putting him in one), and Bo could have kicked his ass. I ain't the biggest Bo fan, but I am with him on this one. Chad is easily one of the biggest tools on TV, ever, on reality show.

Samantha, aka "Glitter"- While, I usually find girls like Samantha to be annoying, I find her very endearing. Maybe, it is cause she comes off as so cute and sweet. That said, they showed lots of clips of her crying. But, hey she danced on stage! Yum!
Brittany - I hate, hate, HATE the fact that she got kicked off. But, clearly she is a fan fav. Plus, she made out last night with Sirbrina , who peck kissed a girl at a Mariners game and got kicked out. Assholes! But, hey Sirbrina and Brittany kissing = HOTNESS!
Kristy - She has an amazing ass! And, we learn it is all natural. She is gonna win; I can feel it in my bones (or is it boner?). It best not be Bo!
Next week- the season finale!!!

6/12/2008

Tila Tequila Meets the Family


So, this Tuesday night was the episode where Tila meets the families of the remaining four contestants. It was a great episode, and I think, better than the same one they did last year.


WARNING SPOILERS THROUGH OUT!!!

First off, hallelujah! She got rid of super-tool Jay! First off, Jay's family may have been the most wild family, but they were also the most fucked-up. I mean, his mom (who is pretty nonetheless) and step-mom kissed, and they flashed their tits, in front of both their sons. Plus, everyone (in the family) jumped in the pool and passed Tila around to hug. I don't even for me, this was a little, too freaky! Anywho, she did send "Jersey" (as he likes to call himself) packing. And, she has the quote of the week with, "Jersey called, and they want you back!" Fuck yeah! Tila rulz! All hail! My faith was renewed in cute girls! But, in all seriousness, it was nice to see a girl kick the asshole out. And, in such a great way, too. Jay further proved to be a dick, by his violent reaction to being sent home. Jay, you suck, stay in fucking Jersey!

Bo has grown on me. His family was nice, but I really don't want him to win. Still, i don't mind that he is the final three.

Kristy is gorgeous, blonde, and bi (duh!), baby! Her family came off as cool and pretty nice. i can tell Tila had fun with them.

But my fav remains Brittany , I just think she is so heart breaktakingly beautiful. She is also, so it is said, a gold star lesbian (IE never been with a dude) I thought the stuff with her family was very, in particular, when she showed Tila her baby pics. That was so sweet! I think she and Tila make for a HOT couple!!!!!!!!!!!! By the way, the lovely Ms. Brittany Rae (that would be her last name) is selling her T-shirt on her myspace. It says (and I am not making this up) Brittany is my HOMO girl. It has a pic of hers. It is 30 bucks, but she will sign it for you.

Anywho, next one more goes, then it is the season finale!!!! Here is to Brittany staying on the show!! And, here's to Tila, who of course, owns!