Camelot & The Borgias- Cables Newest Series

Two new shows have recently debuted on premium cable: Camelot and The Borgias. These are my thoughts on them.

WARNING: Some minor spoilers are mentioned in here.

Camelot- Of these two shows, this one is my preferred one, well at least for now. Airing on Starz, it retells the King Arthur legend. There is a good mix of drama, with some fantasy elements through in. I'm glad they did not opt to ignore the fantasy elements (which is something I was afraid they were gonna do).

First off, the production value, is of course, sumptuous. The cinematography is gorgeous. The acting is excellent. I love the whole cast, in particular Eva Green is the deliciously evil Morgan. But, more on her later.

Since this is cable, they are able to add lots of violence, including a bloody slaughter at the end of the two part first episode. Actually, the first episode was aired as a preview, last month, which is when I caught it. Last night, I saw the full two-parter.

Anyways, the other thing that cable allows is, of course, skin! And thank God for the beautiful Eva Green!!! I been a fan of hers since Casino Royale. She has a breathtakingly beautiful face and gorgeous eyes. And, those natural boobs are a sight to behold! Holy fuckin' shit! I flipped out when she showed them on the preview! In the ending of the second half she shows them to some wolf/ demon (?) thing. Some lycan-like creatures have all the luck!


The Borgias- This show I was interested long before I even heard of Camelot. I first heard about it when my friend Kristie, and I went to the Showtime house way back in October of last year. The Showtime house is an annual thing were artists make rooms inspired by each show on Showtime. While Dexter was, of course, our favorite room, my second fav had to be The Borgias room. I mean it had a big-ass cross, a skull, and bunch of books. How could it not be?

Anyways, it definitely made me curious to see this show. Well that and the fact that Jeremy Irons is in the lead role. He's a great actor, and I been a fan of his since I saw him in Cronenberg's classic Dead Ringers. Anyhow, I kept waiting and waiting for it to air. To the point where I was wondering what the fuck was up!

Well, it finally debuted this Sunday, with a another two parter. Again, the set design and costumes are gorgeous. This one is a little slower, though. It is inspired by the real life and corrupt Borgias family. The dude was some scummy pope. This show promises to show what is, as they call it, "the first crime family".

Already, we see glimpses of the corruption. Sex seems to play a major part in it. Which of course means skin! The female cast, by the way, is VERY easy on the eyes.

The acting is excellent, and it should be noted that it is produced by Neil (Interview with the Vampire) Jordan. Like I said, it was slow, but the last twenty minutes really kicked the series into gear. Based on the clips they showed, I think this show will only get better. Very much looking forward to more episodes.

So, there you have it. I hope you guys will give these shows a look. I would love to hear your thoughts on them, as well.

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The Best Horror/ Exploitation Trailers Vol. 1

I'm a HUGE fan of trailer collections like the 42nd Street Forever series. To me the old school trailers are an art-form long lost. Back in the day, gore and nudity was happily showcased in them. The narration was awesome. And, sometimes these trailers out-shined the movies being advertised.

I hope to post more volumes as times passes, for now here is the first batch. Each is followed by my thoughts. Hope you enjoy my picks (please note: they are in NO particular order whatsoever)



This might be my all time fav trailer. The narration is awesome! "But, you cannot escape from Suspiria!" "The only thing more terrifying than the last 10 min of Suspiria are the first 92!" That's fucking classic right there! As, is the skull coming her hair and the breathing title letters. This , by the way, is my all time fav Argento film. A remake from the director of Pineapple Express is STILL threatened. God, please help us all and don't let it happen!



This controversial and infamous cult fav really knows how to sell itself. While, it is said to be vaguely inspired by true events, this movie is, I'm pretty sure, far from the actual truth. But, the trailer makes this film sound as morbid as they come. The nudity and gore shown in it is a reminder of a day gone by. Love the last line in it. The movie itself is OK. I actually enjoyed it more the second time around, though it suffers from pacing problems. The blu-ray release to this, by the way, is simply amazing. Get it!



This most recent of this group of trailers. I love it cause it promises (and the movie delivers) lots of action and kick ass stuff. "But it's gonna be one hell of a night!" Great line! Plus, the use of the Aliens score is all win, in my book. This remains my fav Rodriguez movie and my fav movie that Tarantino has anything to do with.



Here is another trailer that claims that it did happen, in real life. While director Meir Zarchi did say he was inspired by something, he saw in his life, this film, itself never really occurred. Nor those the movie, itself, claim that it does. The way the narrator says the title of the movie is just awesome. The movie has never lost it's power to shock and disturb. A flawed and mean-spirited classic all the way.



Wes Craven's debut movie remains a disturbing and shocking classic. This trailer is so fucking good! The "It's only a movie" campaign is fucking classic. Considering how brutal this one is, for once, it actually delivers fully on what it says.



I actually never seen Snuff. From what I hear I am NOT missing much. But, maybe some day I will see it. But, I just LOVE the trailer. First off, any trailer, or movie, for that matter that opens up with a warning is just plain awesome. Why don't movies do that nowadays? Anyways, the best line in it is "This could only be made in South America where life is cheap". HAHAHA! That's fucking priceless right there!

So, what did you think of my picks? Are there any you would like to see in a future installment? Let me know! Till then, go see these movies, themselves!

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Hot Asian Girl of the Month: Elly Tran Ha

It's the first day of April, which means it's April Fools Day, as well. Now, don't expect any lame tricks on this blog. You can expect though, this month's pick for Hot Asian Girl. This time, by popular demand, I have chosen Elly Tran Ha, the lovely Vietnamese model, beloved by Internet fans across the world. And, you would be fool to not love her, as well!

Elly Tran Ha, real name Tran Kim Hong, was born on June 6, 1987 in the US but of Vietnamese and Chinese decent. She is 5'6" and weighs about 104 lbs. Her measurements are an amazing God-given 35-23-35!

This sexy model has moved to Vietnam and is furthering her studies. Her modeling work is a part time gig.

There is little on her on the net. Apparently there is some blog of hers, but no one has ever seen it! I think the fact that she is such a mystery only make her that much more interesting. But, then again her pics kind of speak for themselves!

She's actually, supposedly gotten into signing pop music. I'm not a fan of pop and probably won't/ wouldn't like her stuff. But, I can say that she is hotter than ANY pop signer you can mention, at least in my book, anyways! And, yes that includes Katy Perry. Actually, I think they need to have a boob off!

For those wondering, she's never done any nudity. Her pics are sexy, regardless. We are always begging to see more! We probably never will, but who knows for sure!

Here she is in Korea. I have no clue what she is saying, but I don't care. You probably won't either cause she looks so freaking cute! But, hey if i have any readers who understand, please feel free to post a translation:


I first heard about her, on what I believe to be Freeones message boards, but I could be wrong. Regardless, she definitely has a cult following online. Moreso, with fans of lovers of beautiful Asian babes. I'm a particular a fan of her pics where she has glasses on!

This vid will further your love for her:


Elly has a very cute and pretty face. I simply love her smile! There is a wholesome, girl next door appeal to it that just makes you take notice. But, then it's her sexy legs and her amazing rack that will hold your interest. All of that simply makes for a killer combo. One, that garners her more and more fans each day. And, if you wanna see one of your favorites get featured here as Hot Asian Girl of the Month, leave me your request. As is proof with this girl and some others, here, I try to listen to my readers!
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Toy Fair 2011 Report- EMCE Zombie Toys

I've got another Toy Fair 2011 report up on the Gorezone. This one is about the awesome EMCE zombie toys. You will find it under the March 27, 2011 news here http://www.gorezone.net/news.html. After that it will move to the archives section where it will stay for three months.

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Random Hotness XIII: All Hotties Day

Truth be told this March day is far from being hot, here in NY. But, I hope this makes your day considerably hotter!

Adrianne Palicki- Last time I mentioned that Liz Hurley, and her incredible cleavage, would be playing the villianess in the Wonder Woman TV series. Well, it's Ms. Palicki that plays DC's Amazon. I honestly don't know much about this chick. And, yeah she's a babe, but I think Hurley's hotter. Not sure she's a the right choice for WW. I guess only time will tell. That said, she looks good in the outfit. But, I think she should have worn the shorts. I am a firm believer in more skin! Honest to God, though, I think this show will be probably be crap.




Dana Delany- And speaking of new TV shows, the always MILFy Dana Delany will be starring in some new medical drama called Body of Proof. It premieres March 29, 2011. Will it be good? Beats the fuck out of me. Will I watch it? Uh, maybe. I don't know. If I do, it will only because of the hotness of Ms. Delany. I've long liked her, and I think she still looks gorgeous. She definitely looks delicious in the ads:


Jamie Chung- One of this blog's most beloved girls is starring in what is easily the biggest release of the month, in particular as far as fellow geeks go: Sucker Punch!!!!! This is one of my most anticipated movies, this year. Now, I think she's the hottest babe in the whole movie. I, personally, think she's one of the most beautiful women in all of Hollywood. Anyways, she plays Amber in the movie. Aside, form her being in the movie, it does genuinely look ass kicking and cool. That and I like the director. His Dawn of the Dead remake was OK, at best, but 3oo was badass! But, it's his Watchmen that fucking rules. If it turns out good, this one could be a classic. Regardless, Chung is living perfection and a true goddess!




Tori Black- Now, let's talk about Tori Black. Last night, I started watching my blu-ray of Pornstar Superheroes, which I promise to review when, I'm done; and I was taken (AGAIN!) by her stunning beauty. I actually don't have anything new to really add to what I have said countless of times about her in past. Mostly, this is just an excuse to post more pics of her. I'm sure you are not complaining about that, right? Wait actually, I can say one more thing. She played Catwoman in the Batman XXX movie and Wonder Woman in that porn parody. Which ties her into the first girl I talked about, here! Score! Actually, I think she is hotter than Adrianne, and looks better in the outfit. Plus, the outfit is sexier. See, how much the shorts help? When, in doubt always go with the classic look, I say!Alexandra Daddario- I never really knew much about this babe, until I saw her this Saturday in Bereavement the superior prequel to the director's own, enjoyable Malevolence. This prequel is just merciless and mean-spirited to the bone. Speaking of bones, Ms. Daddario might just give you a boner in this movie. She has a very impressive rack. And, while she ain't nude, you can still stare in awe of them in the movie. They are a very special effect, in their own right!

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Songs With the Band's Own Name In the Title

This is one of those blogs, that came birthed out of pure boredom, but I think it's a fun one, nonetheless.

I was listening to some song, truthfully, I forget what it was. When, I asked what other bands have their name in the song title. I asked this some time back on my Twitter, but got no reaction. It was when I asked again last week, that I got some answers, and so here we go! The songs are in no particular order whatsoever. They are followed by my random thoughts on them. Enjoy!



Actually this is one of my fav Deicide songs. And, it comes form their self-titled debut album. Which is too say Deicide Deicide, Deicide!



Here Joey signs the Neil Turbin era song Anthrax. It's a cool song, but it's sadly no longer part of their set, at least not to my knowledge. The original version can be found on Fistful of Metal, the debut by Anthrax.



I fucking LOVE this Exodus song!!! Which is why I can't believe I forgot about this one! Thankfully one of my friend's reminded me over on Twitter. It's from their classic debut (hmm, noticing a trend here?) Bonded by Blood. That's still their best album, me thinks. Oh, yeah the lyrics on this one, might be the best of this batch of songs!



A friend/ follower on Twitter reminded me about this one. It's from, yep you guessed it, their debut album, entitled... wait for it... Kiss!!! A decent and catchy little track.



One of the most controversial bands on this list, this kick ass song is from their, yep, debut album. The title of that one? Body Count, of course!!! Yes kiddies, another triple namer (is that even word?) Great song, by the way, from one of my fav albums of the 90s.



Another song from the first Body Count album. I like this one even more. Great vid too, with footage from one of my fav Van Damme movies the ultra-violent, sci-fi/ actioner Universal Solider.



This one was bought up by another one of my friends on Twitter. Cool song from my fav power metal act.



Yes, another song from a debut album! And, another one where the name can be said thrice! Metal Church Metal Church, Metal Church! Whatever the case might be this is very cool song by a great thrash band, that also had some power metal mixed in, for good measure.



From their first album Iron Maiden, this classic was original sang, of course, by Paul DiAnno. In this live footage it's sung by Dickinson. Regardless, it's always part of their setg. And, it's a fun song to hear and sign. By the way, if your looking for a cool cover of this song check out the one done by Trivium.



Definitely my fav song from this band, this song makes me wanna shake my booty. But, I would prefer said booty shaking was done by a hot girl, extra points if said girl is Asian!



This most recent of these songs, and the one of the few ones with an actual video. Plus, I think it's the only that does NOT come from a debut album! I am not a big fan of this album, but this is song is OK I suppose. Still, Dimmu Borgir is one of my fav bands, so...

P.S. I was thinking of including Suicidal Maniac by Suicidal Tendencies, but not sure that counts, really, as only part of the name is in the title. So, let's give it an honorable mention.

Any other songs that I am missing? If so let me know!

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The Big Four- Metallica, Slayer, Megadeth, and Anthrax: Live from Sofia, Bulgaria (blu-ray)

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Vamplets Review

This is my review of the actual Vamplet dolls for the Gorezone.net. You'll find it under the March 20, 2011 news. It will then move to the archives pages, where it will remain, under that date for 3 months. Read it here: http://www.gorezone.net/news.html

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Exclusive Misti Dawn Interview- Miko Lee Vampire Flick

I recently got to conduct a brand new Misti Dawn interview, focused mainly on the new Miko Lee produced vampire porn flick. We talked about some other cool stuff, too.

1. Tell me about this new vampire flick that you are shooting.

Well it is a high class feature about a vampire queen of sorts and her minions that help her feed. She decides who to save and who to change.

2. How did you get involved with this project?

Miko is a friend of mine and when she had the project she thought a tattooed red head fit perfect.

3. What’s the coolest thing about shooting a vampire porno?

Hanging out in a crazy, huge mansion and getting to have sex in it everywhere! It was insanely beautiful, reminded me a bit of the first resident evil mansion ha.

4. What can you tell me about your sex scene(s)?

I had a 3 way with Ash Hollywood and Michael Vegas. He and I were vampires changing her, and it was great complete with fake blood and fangs! The other scene was a mass orgy that I spent the majority of my time with Lexington Steele, who was amazing. So many people were in the orgy I cant remember who all was there ha! Miko, Lenington, Michael Vegas, Faith Lean, Brooke Haven and more!

5. What can you tell me about working on a Miko Lee production?

Was amazing. Easy. Professional. I wish every set what like hers! And, she has awesome catering by Marcus London.

6. What was it like working with the rest of the cast?

They were all great mostly people I already knew, so it was just like hanging out and banging.

7. What are some of your fav vampire films?

Dude, laugh as I'm sure you all will. I love the Full Moon Subspecies series.

8. I know you’ve commented that you are not happy with the route the recently announced Spider-Man porno parody has taken, what would you do with a Spidey porno?

Well, they did what they had to do considering its a mainstream company and still on the fence about tattooed girls.

9. Is there any other geek related thing that you love to see done correctly, of course, into a porno?

Oh, I have plenty of ideas and some in the works, but I don't want o give my secrets away just yet.

10. What other updates do you have for us since I last interviewed back in June of last year?
    

I've been signed with LA Direct Models, and I've been shooting none stop!

11. Do you have any other upcoming projects that you are working on or would like to promote?
    

My site of course, www.meowmistidawn.com and Revenge of the Nerds XXX & all my Penthouse work that is coming out now! twitter/meowmistidawn facebook/mistimeowdawn

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Music Mix: Darkness Is Visiting Me

So, this month, I was inspired to make two mixes. The first one was more of a badass mix, this one is decidedly different. It's definitely one that is darker, but no less heavy. I aimed to make one that you could listen to when you are mood for something that is much more bleak. Perhaps you are not feeling so hot. I find that these songs are great for just that time. Or maybe it's just that you are in a good mood, but wanna hear some darker shit, regardless.

With songs about death, Satan, evil, darkness, werewolves, and evil seductresses, I think you'll definitely like what I got in store for you this one. There is A LOT of black and thrash metal!!!

As for the cover, it's from Blood Hunter, and enjoyable vampire movie, starring the delicious Lucy Liu. I picked her as one of the hottest vampire babes, a long time ago.

Anyways, you can download the mix here: http://www.4shared.com/file/smMaKfkr/Darkness_Is_Visiting_Me.html


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