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7/10/2021

Horror Crush: Kelly Nichols


It is that tine again, dear readers, to induct another beautiful actress to this site's hollowed Horror Crush section. This time around the honor is bestowed upon the gorgeous Kelly Nichols, only the second adult actress to ever be inducted!

Nichols was born in Covina, California on June 8, 1956 and was the only female of six children. She began her career posing for adult mags like Oui, Hustler, and Penthouse and would make her skin flick debut in Bon Appetit. But, her inclusion into our Horror Crushes is due to her genre work, of course.
Her first venture into our genre is one that I have been a fan of since childhood and had no clue she was in: King Kong (1976). I have to say that the recent. superlative Blu-ray release from Scream Factory has reinvigorated my love for this one. Nowadays, it's become my second or third favorite Kong film (well above the bloated Peter Jackson take). Anyway, I had zero clue about her involvement in it, but it turns out she doubled for the equally beautiful Jessica Lange in it!

Her next horror flick, though, is where I first saw her and what I honestly know her best from: The Toolbox Murders (1978). I have discussed this well made and sleazy late, 70's slasher before. And, I stand by what I said, it's a nasty, well acted affair that will please fans who like their stalk and slash with a meaner edge. In it, a masked maniac kills beautiful women who he deems are "sinners" using things one would find in a toolbox. 


Nichols plays one of victims, a beautiful woman who appears fully nude and is masturbating in her tub. Our killer chases her down, threatens, and kills her with a nail-gun, in the movie's most infamous and controversial scene. She even appears in the poster art, as you can see a little above. 


She is quite good, and looks breathtaking, in this small but memorable scene. And, it is easy to see how this scene became so talked about, even appearing and getting mentioned in talk shows as an example of misogyny in horror movies. Such accusations are always favorites of anti-horror people aren't they?
So famous is her scene that it is only natural, that she appeared in Blue Underground's excellent Blu-ray release of the movie (which, by the way is getting a new upcoming 4K release from Blue Underground early next year!) in an interview. Released in 2010, she still looked gorgeous in this extra feature.

In 1984, she appeared in her third and final horror flick Deathmask. It also stars another porn legend in the lovely form of Veronica (One-Eyed Monster) Hart, as well, as not the a porn star but definitely legendary Danny Aiello. I had not even heard of this until writing this article, but I am definitely intrigued! Any of you seen it? Let me know in the comments section below.

Kelly Nichols has long been retired from porn and these days is a happy grandma. But, I many other horror fans will always remember and love for her work in the genre, especially The Toolbox Murders. A beautiful and stunning legend, it is with great honor that I officially induct her into Horror Crushes!

8/07/2020

Of A Nightmare of a Toolbox Killer, Maniac, New York Ripper and Not Going in Houses or Answering Phones: The Era of the Nasty Slasher

Back in the 80's slasher movies got a bad rap from critics and those who liked who take a shit on the genre. But, for all the Jason, Michael, Freddy, and their knockoffs most of those films, where fairly dumb and even innocuous. Many, thanks to the MPAA were butchered or not truly interested in super graphic violence. In fact, as the decade went on, they got sillier and less mean spirited. But, early on there was a rash of very nasty and controversial films that pushed the genre into sleazy and possibly misogynistic territory. In fact, one could say that batch of movies that I am gonna talk about today are guilty of a lot of things empty headed critics said the more popular and mainstream stalk and slash flicks were guilty. That would be if it weren't for the fact that most, if not all, of these movies mentioned here were legitimately controversial, in their own right.
(Don't Answer the Phone)

The first of the movies to come out was The Toolbox Murders (1978). This infamous slasher movie is usually bought up by those looking to mention the sleaziest in the genre. The movie has some dude in a ski mask killing beautiful and frequently nude chicks using things that you would find, in well, a toolbox. Our sicko is punishing these girls, cause they are sinners, IE lesbian lovers, masturbating, etc. He also kidnaps pretty teen Laurie (Pamlyn Ferdin), who he keeps cause she is a "good girl" (below) and reminds him of his murdered daughter.

The aforementioned masturbating lady is played by the beautiful Kelly Nichols (below), who at the time was a porn star. Her scene is probably the nastiest and most infamous, getting taken out by a nailgun to the head. The movie is often blamed for misogyny, but I think it's a good little, early slasher. Stephen King, himself, is quite the fan of the movie. And, honestly, I get why. The acting is actually pretty decent, with Cameron Mitchell, in particular chewing up the scenery. The film is slow but also relentlessly sleazy. It's grown on me over time and viewings, and these days I quite like it. Years later, in 2004, horror master Tobe Hooper directed a "remake" of it. The movie purposely moved away from the inherit nastiness of the original, by making sure that not every victim was woman. And, that they weren't inherently sexualized. It also adds a supernatural element to the killer. It's a good movie, but I do prefer the original, in part cause of its dirtier feel.

In, 1979 we got Don't Go in the House which had some slightly better reviews. It is also attempts to make us sympathize, at least partly with the whack-o, Donald Kohler (Dan Grimaldi). Donald used to be abused and burned by his mom, who he keeps the corpse of Psycho-style! Anywho, he grows up with a thing for fire. He eventually brings pretty girls home and burns them alive with a flame thrower in a metal room (that he constructs, himself). Clearly, this is a heartwarming movie, well something warming, anyway.

The movie has a depressing and disturbing feel. It features some incredible acting from Grimaldi, and he does much to elevate the movie. The idea of child abuse making him into the monster he becomes, adds depth to the film. And, that combined with the tone and very horrific blowtorch action will get under your skin. Over in Britain, it was nasty enough to be on the actual Video Nasties list.

William Lustig's Maniac (1980) might be most controversial of this batch (which is saying A LOT!). Here we have another sick-o (Joe Spinell giving some great acting) with a mommy problem/ abuse issue. Like, the aforementioned DGITH, this movie is told through the killer's point of view, who we follow throughout the movie. But, this film is even more graphic than that one. Tom Savini's incredible and realistic make-up FX really help to push the movie, and its' limits. The ultra-graphic scalpings, stabbings, bloody climax, and a spectacular head explosion (which happens to Savini, himself), helped make sure the movie would never get an R-rating. The seemingly misogynistic tone angered and repelled many, who were quick to condemn the gory slasher. Shit, even the poster (left) pissed some off who claimed the killer has a boner. You look at the poster and decide for yourself.

Even, horror critics seemed to turn on the film. Gorehound and beloved legend Chas. Balun gave the film a low rating of one and half stars out of four in his classic book The Gore Score. He mentioned how the film was a "reprehensible snuff film made by former pornographers" and "a low point in a long, long season of low points". This coming from the man who sang or would sing the praises of Cannibal Holocaust (a great film regardless of what thinks of its content) and Nekromantik. My point isn't to come down on Balun, he was my hero. But, more to show just hated the movie was at some point. Savini himself, tried to distance himself from the movie and disavow it.

But, controversy breeds cash and the film was a huge hit. Over time. the seemingly younger audience that grew up, and the movie was reevaluated as a true classic. I would say this really began around the time that Elite Entertainment put out, its then ground breaking laserdisc release of it. Today, Maniac is rightfully seen as one of the best movies of its type. It's remake is great, so much better than I ever imagined it to be. While, mean and able to get under the skin, it isn't as sleazy feeling as the original, which, again, I do prefer.

Releases a month later in February of that year, Don't Answer the Phone, is the least gory of the batch. It adds an interesting cop procedural mix into the sleaze bracket, making it stand out from the other flicks. Two cops are trying to catch a brutal killer that rapes and strangles beautiful, young women. The tone, whenever the killer is onscreen, switches to disturbing. Nicholas Worth gives an amazing performance as the religious and disturbed Vietnam vet and killer. The fact that he rapes them on top of killing them adds a whole different level of uncomfortable content to the proceedings.

From 1981, we have Nightmare (AKA Nightmares of a Damaged Brain), which is also easily the weakest in the batch. Like Maniac and Don't Go in the House it takes place in New York City. It really captures the dirty feel of the city, especially when it comes to the red-light district. A dude who has been undergoing a mental treatment after having mutilated a family. Once he is out and about he goes from NYC to Florida. He racks up a bloody body count of, of course, beautiful women. The movie was advertised to have Savini's work, which ended up being not entirely true. Regardless, the gore is uber graphic, bloody, and down right nasty. Thrown in is lots of sexual content, including a trip to see a peep shows in Times Square. Yet, despite the dirty feel, babes, and splatter, it is a fucking goddamn bore and has no character development. The climax and twist at the end do help to wake you up.

The last of these, Lucio Fulci's The New York Ripper, is the most different. Then again, it is an Italian and a giallo, as opposed to an American slasher/ serial killer flick. The movie has a detective (Jack Hedley) trying to find and stop a serial killer who is brutally killing beautiful, young women in New York City. The killer quacks like a duck (yes, you read that right), on the phone and to his victims. The movie's ending explains why he does this, but it doesn't stop from feeling silly whenever you hear him do that (even when knowing the reason and in retrospect).

However, the overall brutality of the movie stops it from ever feeling funny. Women are frequently portrayed in sexual manners, though not all are. Regardless, all the women are gorgeous, but this being an Italian flick, is par for the course. Anyway, the deaths are graphic and exceptionally mean spirited. Broken bottles get shoved between a sex show performer's legs, a hooker who fucks our hero has her tit, eye, and more slashed by a razor (in what is probably the movie's nastiest moment), and other not very nice things happen. The flick is actually at odds with itself, because one does not know how to react to the gore and duck quacking combined. It's violence has made it unquestionably Fulic's most controversial film, with it being used as a prime example of his supposed misogyny.

Yet, behind all the nastiness and sillier moments, there is a solid and good movie hiding here. One with some of Fulci's most suspenseful moments, including a nail-biting chase of the beautiful, young blonde Faye (Almanta Keller) (below) through the subway, alley, and into the movie theater. There is a gorgeous three disc Blu-ray release by Blue Underground that makes the flick look better than it ever has.

So, then the ultimate question is are these movies truly misogynistic? It is a little hard to answer. On the one hand the violence against women, and the fact that they are often presented in a sexual manner, would definitely make one come to this conclusion. Which is to say from a simple look they  are. But, there is one thing that holds me from fully answering yes to this question. None of the killers are glamorized. Even in something like Don't Go in the House, where we might feel somewhat bad for the killer, it is clear that they are disturbed individuals. The movies go a long way in not making us cheer for the killer or think they are fun or cool, like Jason or Michael might come off as.
(Don't Go in the House)

As a matter of fact, Ripper was the end of this trend. Slashers became more and more fantastical, as Michael, Jason, Freddy, Chucky, and all their rip-offs would dominate from here on in. Later on, there were serial killer horror movies like Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer, Rampage, The Silence of the Lambs, and Seven, but these movies are very different from the ones we just talked about, and, honestly, from each other.

These "nasty" slashers have a feeling of the real world, for the most part, which further adds to the power of these movies. And, keeps them from being a "fun time" to be had, even if some of them have legitimately enjoyable moments most of which don't come from the actual killing scenes. With the exception of the aforementioned Savini exploding head from Maniac which is fucking awesome! And speaking of Maniac, I did love it from my first viewing, even if I thought it was possibly guilty of misogyny. But, over time I have come to the conclusion that this is the easy way to see these movies. There is more to them. And, all, with the exception of Nightmare, are solid, if not excellent horror, that deserve to be seen and even studied by those who like their horror to be rough and ready.
(The Toolbox Murders)

I would love to hear your thoughts on these movies. Are these slasher movies misogynistic in your eyes? Or is there more to them? Do you wish that more of these flicks had been made instead of the more fantastic slashers that followed them? Let me know in the comments section below.
(Nightmare)

6/09/2011

Blu-Ray & Some Titles I Reccomend

My short answer to the question of whether or not you should buy a blu-ray player is: yes, but of course, I'm gonna back that up. First and foremost is if you don't have an HDTV, then uh, no. Honestly, that should be on your next to do list. But, I would imagine most of you at this point do, so, let's take from there.

Now, you should definitely be using an HDMI cable when viewing HD content, otherwise, there ain't no fucking point. Also, don't be a sucker and buy one from a store. My friend was gonna get one using her points at GameStop, which she tells me is the equivalent of spending 40 bucks! What the fuck?! I gave her one of my HDMI cables that only costy me like 6 bucks, less maybe even. Where did I buy 'em? Amazon. So get your ass over there and order them. Fuck any store and their lame prices.

OK, so now you got your HDMI cable and HDTV, you're ready for the blu-ray upgrade. Now, the difference between DVD and blu-ray is not as huge as the laserdisc/ DVD difference, but it is present in the right titles. The last DVD player I had was upconverting to HD, so my DVDs looked great (blu-ray players do the exact same thing for DVDs, by the way). But, a lot of DVDs having been cutting back on their extra features to get you to make the move to blu-ray. It worked with me. As a movie geek I am a sucker for extra features. I needed to make the jump. With the price drop on machines (I have a Sony, by the way) and discs, I decided to make the move (moreso cause I had two discs that I got as a gift/ won, plus one that I, myself, had bought already). Since then, I have had my player since November of last year.

I don't think it is necessary to rebuy all of your DVDs on blu-ray. I won't be doing that, but if the extras are cool (or if the DVD was crappy to begin with), I will/ or have already done so.

Now, what blu-rays should you buy? Here are my top picks that are based off what I own, so far. On yeah, fuck 3D!! Don't waste your time with that shit. Well, I won't be that's for sure. Anyway, here ya go:

The Toolbox Murders- the first blu-ray I got while actually owning a player is this infamous late 70s slasher. It's a good little, sleazy flick, albeit flawed. The movie looks amazing, with rich blacks and colors and no real grain or noise. It's never looked better. Sure the movie is old and low budget, but the format really brings it out like never before. The same cannot be said for say a film like Evil Dead, where the imperfections come off more clearer. But, on a shot on 35mm film like this it is all win.





Taxi Driver- This is the best improvement over a DVD, I have, yet to see. It's really amazing just how good the movie looks. The colors are rich and strong. The shoot-out still looks very grainy, but that has more to do with them having to saturate the scene to get it past the MPAA. The extra features are from the DVD release before this, but I only owned the first DVD release, hence this was a no-brainer, must have for me. It should be for you, too. By the way, this still remains Scorsese's best movie. It's a powerful American movie classic.




2oth Century Fox blu-rays- I only own two of them: the fun The A-Team movie and the excellent psychological horror flick Black Swan. Both look great, Swan has some grain (but again that's due to the cameras used), but the real reason I am mentioning is that their blu-rays are so good, that you could watch any part of the movie, stop it, and come back to it, even a month later, having a watched a shitload of other blu-rays and DVDs, and they go right back to where you left off! Even, if it's an extra feature! So fucking cool! Even the best DVD/ DVD players couldn't do that!


Pornstar Superheroes- The only porno I own on blu-ray so far (I would like to get LOTS more!!), this is the best a skin flick has EVER looked! In fact, not only is this a great looking porno, but it ranks among the best looking blu-rays of ANY kind. It's so good that you can even see the pores on the skin of the cast! Asa Akira's ass looks more amazing than ever! I am working on a full review of this great disc and flick. Until then I say you need to get some HD porn and this is a PERFECT choice to start from, or continue from, for that matter!



True Blood Season 2- First off, why two and not three? Well, I don't own three. I think it was the series weakest season, so far. I'm not sure if I wanna own it. That said this is THE best looking blu-ray I have seen so far. Colors so bright, rich, and strong, that every single pore on an actor can be seen. This is the best season so far, and this beautiful disc set truly captures it. I thought this show looked nice on HBOHD, it's more jaw dropping now. An amazing disc that must be part of any Trubie collection.



Drive Angry- I got this with some b-day money having heard so much good things on it. I watched it last night and found it to be a thoroughly fun mix of action, horror, splatter, and exploitation. It failed at the BO, but you really need to see this one. I think the way this movie was advertised was all wrong. Satanists, gore, cars, babes (including the beautiful Amber Heard!), nudity, sex, and Satanism are all in here and all lead to good times.
Anyway, I want to say this is the regular blu-ray, not the 3D version. Like I already said fuck 3D! That said the disc looks amazing. The colors are vibrant and there is nothing bad to be said about it. Really and truly one of the best looking discs out there. The sound is aggressive, although the dialogue is slightly lower. But, that is really a minor complaint. See this one (and, I imagine quite a few of you have not) and get the fucking blu-ray!

Any other titles you guys recommend to own on blu-ray? Please share. And, for the rest of you, I hope this blog, helps you pick where you should start your collection or even add to your collection. So, here's to skin and gore in HD!!!!

4/05/2011

The Best Horror/ Exploitation Trailers Vol. 1

I'm a HUGE fan of trailer collections like the 42nd Street Forever series. To me the old school trailers are an art-form long lost. Back in the day, gore and nudity was happily showcased in them. The narration was awesome. And, sometimes these trailers out-shined the movies being advertised.

I hope to post more volumes as times passes, for now here is the first batch. Each is followed by my thoughts. Hope you enjoy my picks (please note: they are in NO particular order whatsoever)



This might be my all time fav trailer. The narration is awesome! "But, you cannot escape from Suspiria!" "The only thing more terrifying than the last 10 min of Suspiria are the first 92!" That's fucking classic right there! As, is the skull coming her hair and the breathing title letters. This , by the way, is my all time fav Argento film. A remake from the director of Pineapple Express is STILL threatened. God, please help us all and don't let it happen!



This controversial and infamous cult fav really knows how to sell itself. While, it is said to be vaguely inspired by true events, this movie is, I'm pretty sure, far from the actual truth. But, the trailer makes this film sound as morbid as they come. The nudity and gore shown in it is a reminder of a day gone by. Love the last line in it. The movie itself is OK. I actually enjoyed it more the second time around, though it suffers from pacing problems. The blu-ray release to this, by the way, is simply amazing. Get it!



This most recent of this group of trailers. I love it cause it promises (and the movie delivers) lots of action and kick ass stuff. "But it's gonna be one hell of a night!" Great line! Plus, the use of the Aliens score is all win, in my book. This remains my fav Rodriguez movie and my fav movie that Tarantino has anything to do with.



Here is another trailer that claims that it did happen, in real life. While director Meir Zarchi did say he was inspired by something, he saw in his life, this film, itself never really occurred. Nor those the movie, itself, claim that it does. The way the narrator says the title of the movie is just awesome. The movie has never lost it's power to shock and disturb. A flawed and mean-spirited classic all the way.



Wes Craven's debut movie remains a disturbing and shocking classic. This trailer is so fucking good! The "It's only a movie" campaign is fucking classic. Considering how brutal this one is, for once, it actually delivers fully on what it says.



I actually never seen Snuff. From what I hear I am NOT missing much. But, maybe some day I will see it. But, I just LOVE the trailer. First off, any trailer, or movie, for that matter that opens up with a warning is just plain awesome. Why don't movies do that nowadays? Anyways, the best line in it is "This could only be made in South America where life is cheap". HAHAHA! That's fucking priceless right there!

So, what did you think of my picks? Are there any you would like to see in a future installment? Let me know! Till then, go see these movies, themselves!

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