5/26/2011

Estella Warren, Has She Been Naughty?

Last night I was watching Chelsea Lately, and they mentioned that the lovely Estella Warren got arrested for a DUI. Apperantely this blonde babe is quite the naughty girl!

She allegedly was drunk and hit three cars. The owners of said cars said she was all crazy and whacked out. Ahh, hot, crazy chicks, we all know/ have known our fair share them haven't we? Anyway, supposedly after that she kicked a cop. And, when she got arrested she slipped out of her handcuffs. So, now we know she can do magic tricks, too! Sersiouly, I would rather have her come to some kid's party than a clown or some lame-ass magician! Hotter and more fun! She then, it is said, ran out of the police station! Ahh, drunken shenanigans! How wondrous and silly they can be!

Handler admitted she knew who she was, but couldn't be bothered to remember (or so she says). Just for Ms. Handler, I am here to freshen up her and your memories! You can thank me later.

This Canadian hottie is a former fashion model (one of the few I actual find attractive probably cause she has an actual body) and a former synchronized swimmer (crap! This babe is multi-talented!).

She's been in a bunch of movies and TV shows. Her most recognizable role was in Tim Burton's Planet of the Apes. To be honest with you, she's one of the few good things about that piece of monkey shit. She is most definitely one of the few things worth keeping in your memory in relation to it. The most recent thing of hers I saw was Beauty and the Beast a Sy-Fy channel horror flick. Honestly, from what I saw of it (which was maybe 30 or 40 of the movie's last few minutes), it was a festering piece of excrement.

I will be the first to say that Ms. Warren is not the best actress, but she has an amazing God-given rack! She also comes as real sexy, things that cannot be said about that overrated waste of time known as Lindsey Lohan.

Whatever the case maybe, it seems as Miss. Warren has been a very bad girl. And, if that is the case, then I, the Master, need to give her a good spanking.

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