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5/23/2012

Thou Shalt Not Kill… Except

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You wanna see Sam Raimi play a Charles Manson type killer? Then Thou Shalt Not Kill... Except is THE movie for you! Check out my review of this fun flick for best-horror-movies.com here: http://www.best-horror-movies.com/thou-shall-not-kill-except-1985-review.html



5/20/2012

5/17/2012

Intruder

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Up now is my latest review for best-horror-movies.com for the ultra-gory slasher flick, Intruder, which is directed by Scott Spiegel and features Sam and Ted Raimi in supporting roles, as well as cameos by Lawrence Bender and Bruce Campbell. You can read it here: http://www.best-horror-movies.com/intruder-1989-review.html

5/13/2012

Marvel's The Avengers

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Title: Avengers
Director & writer: Joss Whedon
Cast: Robert Downey Jr., Chris Evans, Mark Ruffalo, Chris Hemsworth, Scarlett Johansson, Jeremy Renner, Tom Hiddleston

The evil god of mischief, and brother to Thor (Chris Hemsworth), Loki (Tom Hiddleston) takes the tesseract cube (last seen in the awesome Captain America movie and also known as the Cosmic Cube by comic-book fans) and uses it to bring an alien army to enslave humanity. Nick Fury (Samuel L. Jackson) and S.H.I.E.L.D soon gather Earth's mightiest heroes to form the Avenger's Innovative. And, while at first they clash, they come to terms and unite to save the NYC from sure destruction.

Let's not even mince words here, this IS THE ultimate superhero film. It tops the original Iron Man (which I always liked more than Dark Knight) and is perfection on celluloid. From the beginning to the very end, it is a rip-roaring, full throttle assault. This dear readers is fucking nirvana.

Whedon scores again, as he did with the amazing Cabin in the Woods, he proves he is a true fanboy and gives us the kind of movie you see only in your wettest comic-book dream (OK. not the one where the Black Widow fucks Spider-Woman with a strap-on but maybe the porn parody will have that). There is NEVER a boring second, as it moves at a breathtaking pace. The FX are jaw-dropping and the images of massive death and destruction are simply killer.
The acting is great! The amazing script allows all the characters to get the right amount of time and interaction is perfect between them. Downey Jr. is excellent as always as my fav Avenger Iron Man, he has some of the best lines in the movie. Hemsworth is great as Thor. Evans is just so fucking good as Captain America. Johansson, whom I haven't liked for years, was much, much better as Black Widow here, than she ever was in Iron Man 2. In fact, to me this is is her best acting in ages. And, the first time in centuries she inspired any sexual attraction in me. But, to me Cobie Smolders, as Agt. Hill, is hotter. Anyway, Ruffalo is excellent as Bruce Banner, and the Hulk RULES in this movie. They finally got him perfect!!! I really liked Renner as Hawkeye. He was a badass. But, it's Hiddleston's Loki that really shines, as an arrogant, evil asshole.

I LOVED the two scenes that happen in the middle and the end of the credits. FUCKING AWESOME!!!

This movie has made a KILLING at the box office and rightfully so. A fucking godsend this is a two hour and a half geekgasm!! It is THE movie of the year, and I doubt any movie will top it. See it again!! NOW!!!!

**** out of ****

5/10/2012

Phoenix Marie Is Hotter than Ever!

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I was thinking about the beautiful Ms. Phoenix Marie last night and this morning. Thus, it felt like now was the perfect time to do a write up about this stunning and sexy beauty, who has become one of my favorites.
Ms. Phoenix Marie was born on September 21, 1981. She is a porn actress and has also been a Penthouse Pet.
She has a beautiful face, stunning blue eyes, a nice set of tits, and, my fav asset of hers, a delicious ass!!! I guess that puts the ASS in asset!!
As gorgeous as she was as a blonde, she is even more stunning in her current look: brunette. Seriously, I am absolutely in love with her!!! Combine the dark with glasses, and I'm honestly ready to ask her to marry me! 
When it comes to her scenes Phoenix is sexy, energetic, and nasty. Witness her scene in Jayden Jaymes Unleashed where she has a threesome with the gorgeous title star. In that she swallows the load! Bisexual and naughty this babe also does anal and interracial!
It's clear the industry agrees with how awesome she is, as she has been nominated for AVN and XBIZ awards in the past and as well as having won two Fans of Adult Media Entertainment awards.
Recently it was revealed that this beauty is playing Xena in the Exquisite Films upcoming porn parody Xena: Warrior Princess XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody. Inspired by the 1995-1999 fantasy TV series starring Lucy Lawless in the lead role, it had a strong cult following, including among many lesbians who felt the undercurrents of lesbianic love between Xena and Gabrielle (Renee O'Connor). Surely, their will be NO undercurrent here as Gabrielle is played by the cute and sexy Lexi Belle. I have to say this ranks as one of my most highly anticipated porn releases of the year. While, many a parody leave me wondering why in the fuck it was made in the first place, this one is a no brainer! The casting is PERFECT!!! Can't wait till it comes out later this year!!
If you wanna see more of this goddess, and who wouldn't, you can visit her on her official site as well as follow her on Twitter account. 
In short this sexy and curvy beauty is fucking amazing and the sky is the limit for her. I truly love Phoenix Marie!!!!


5/09/2012

Countess Dracula

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I review yet another Hammer film for best-horror-movies.com, this one starring the beautiful Ingrid Pitt and inspired by Countess Elizabeth Bathory, Countess Dracula. You can check out the review here: http://www.best-horror-movies.com/countess-dracula-1971-review.html

5/08/2012

To the Devil… A Daughter

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For my latest review for best-horror-movies.com I take on what would be the last Hammer Studios film for many, many years, the Christopher Lee/ Natassia Kinski film To the Devil... A Daughter. Read it here: http://www.best-horror-movies.com/to-the-devil-a-daughter-1976-review.html

5/07/2012

The 10 Hottest Women on Horror TV Shows Ever

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My latest article for best-horror-movies.com has me picking out the 10 hottest women to ever appear in TV horror shows. I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I did putting it together. As always, I would love to hear your opinions. Here is the link: http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/m/news/view/48324/The-10-Hottest-Women-on-Horror-TV-Shows-Ever

5/06/2012

Chiller Theatre April 2012

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Another Chiller has passed us by. But, what a time it was! While, I may not have gone up to as many celebs as I have in the past, I can tell you that I had the most fun, I ever have! And, I have been going to this event for years!

My friend Alan picked up Baldwin and I early in the morning. Then we met up with Pat. And, a little later I met up with Kristie, Kristin P., Mike, and Erika. This meant that at this Chiller, I had myself an entourage of the most awesome friends and fellow fans, ever!

The first celeb I went up to was the lovely Melina, former WWE women's champion. She was sitting there with the very sweet and beautiful Rosita of TNA. Rosita wasn't signing sadly, as she was just sitting in with her friend. Regardless, they both talked up a storm with Erika and me and were sweethearts. The internet loves to talk to talk shit, but I am here to say that Melina is so sweet and nice, in person. Both of them were.

The first celeb I actually payed to meet was Lilian Gracia, who has sung the National Anthem at WWE events and was/ sometimes still is a ring-announcer for them. She was also very sweet and friendly and happy to talk to us. We got a Polaroid with her.

The only other celeb I met was Maryam D'Abo who was one of my fav Bond girls growing up. She signed my DVD of The Living Daylights, which is easily my fav Timothy Dalton Bond film. She said she had never seen this release, in particular. I told her it was an older rerelease, 2007 to be precise, and that I had gotten it as a birthday gift.

Between the fun we had lunch, hung around the con, and bought lots of cool shit. I got myself a stunning Suspiria t-shirt from a guy who was selling his art. I have seen his art in Horrorhound and Rue Morgue magazines. Amazing! I also bought myself, a Blue Velvet tee. I saw that shirt at a horror tee site and wanted it as soon as I saw it. When, I spotted it towards the end of the con itself, when Kristin D. got herself a sweet Misfits tee, I had to buy it. It took them a while to find my size, but they eventually did. Rejoice!! I also got blu-rays of Zombie, Intruder, Thou Shalt Not Kill... Except!, and Frankenhooker. 


Finally the party came and we partied harder than anyone!! I mean we had a fucking blast!!!! And, of course the Dead Elvi kicked fucking ass.  At one point Bebe Buell joined them onstage. She has a great voice!!

In all, I had such a fucking blast that this one will go down in history. Cause, hanging with your closet and best friends at one of the best cons in the world is gonna always mean total and complete epicness!! Here's to the next one!!!

5/02/2012

Hot Asian Girl of the Month: Mia Rider

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Well, low and behold it's my birthday month, May! And, to celebrate this, my pick for Hot Asian Girl of the Month is stunning porn star and natural beauty Mia Rider!!! If she came out of my birthday cake, I might just die of a heart-attack!



Mia is 30 years old.








As I mentioned Mia is all natural. She is 5'1". And, her impressive measurements are 34/25/33. Her beautiful boobs are DD!! Thank you God for giving us Mia's body!!!



Mia can also squirt!! Good Lord!! Can this woman get more perfect?!



A little teaser video starring this goddess:



If you to find her on the social networking world you can follow her on her Twitter. She's also on Facebook. She's reached her friend limit but allows you to subscribe to her. And, you totally should!! She's always posting sexy and hot pics of herself!


I've become a fan of this beauty from the moment I first laid eyes on her, and I know for those of you just getting introduced to her, right now, the same is happening as we speak!


Mia has a beautiful face, a nice ass, of course, real tits to die for. She's on my birthday wish list, and I'm sure you can see why!

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