I review yet another Hammer film for best-horror-movies.com, this one starring the beautiful Ingrid Pitt and inspired by Countess Elizabeth Bathory, Countess Dracula. You can check out the review here: http://www.best-horror-movies.com/countess-dracula-1971-review.html
5/09/2012
4/24/2012
The Vampire Lovers
I continue my review of Hammer horror films for best-horror-films.com with one of the finest lesbian vampire films ever made The Vampire Lovers starring the gorgeous Ingrid Pitt. You can read the review here: http://www.best-horror-movies.com/the-vampire-lovers-1970-review.html
3/04/2010
The 30 Hottest Scream Queens, pt. 3: 10-1
9. Ingrid Pitt- One of Hammer horror's most popular and beloved beauties this Polish goddess is, quite simply, one of the genre's sexiest and seductive women. Both of her Hammer roles are in great films and well worth seeing. The Vampire Lovers is sexy stuff as she plays a lesbian vampire, in what is perhaps the hottest movie the studio ever made. Countess Dracula sees Pitt playing Countess Elizabeth Bathory. It's a great performance by her, with a very memorable moment in which comes out nude from the tub, covered in blood! Hot! She also stared in the classic The Wicker Man, and other genre flicks. Pitt has even written articles in genre publications, making her even more worthy of all the love fans give this exquisite, sexy, and busty beauty.
8. Cernia Vincent- This ravishing beauty of Italian decent has it all in the looks department: killer body, sexy skin tone, beautiful eyes, long, dark hair, and an awesome chest. Her most popular role is in my fav of Eli Roth's movies: Cabin Fever. Her scene where she shaves her legs, is well, you won't soon forget it. One of the best horror images of the last decade, I think. You also won't forget her nudity in that movie! She's been some lower budget horror, too, with stuff like Sci-Fi channel flick Sasquatch Mountain, It Waits (which has a cool creature and Cerina, and yet is still underwhelming), and Return to House on Haunted Hill (pretty decent and so much better than the horrid remake it sequelizes). I met Cerina at a Chiller, and she was a total delight, as not only is she breathtakingly beautiful but very friendly and down-to-earth, as well.
7. Tiffany Shepis- To me, and to just about any horror fan, Tiffany is one of the sexiest. coolest, and most fucking hot women doing low budget horror, today. I think she is the modern answer to Linnea Quigley. Shepis has been in a shitload of horror and cult movies. She's worked with Troma, including her earliest role in one of their best films, Tromeo and Juliet. Another great Troma movie she was is Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV. Among my favorite movies she has done are: The Hasing and, what might be her best film, so far, Nightmare Man. In said, film she does a sexy dance, gets nude, and kicks ass with a fucking crossbow! With Tiffany you can always count on sexiness and, many times, nudity. Yay!
6. Debbie Rochon- A woman as beautiful on the outside as she is on the inside, I been a fan of hers since I first saw and heard of her in the pages of the now defunct genre skin-rag Scream Queens Illustrated. Like many of the girls working in the low budget land, Debbie has been in countless of films. She had the best and sexiest role in Tromeo and Juliet playing a pierced lesbian! Yum! Some other memorable Debbie roles include her kicking ass in micro-budget underground horror/ comedy Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker!, Tales from the Crapper (a decent little Troma horror/ comedy), Dr. Horror's Erotic House of Idiots (which also stars other horror babes like Ruby LaRocca, Rachel Robbins, and Barbara Joyce), and tons more. And, yeah, not every film she's done is great, but she's always awesome in them, and pleasure to see in any movie. She also happens to be one of the most awesome people at any convention she is at!
5. Caroline Munroe- If I had to pick one woman to have been in Hammer movies as my favorite, then I would go Caroline, who is of the hottest women to have done any genre! She was in the Golden Voyage of Sinbad looking absolutely stunning. Her Hammer work include the decent Dracula A.D. 1972 (her death scene has to be one of the best moments in that one) and the classic Captain Cornos: Vampire Hunter (an amazing film that is so far ahead of it's time). She's known to gorehounds, too, for her work on movies like the disturbing and controversial classic Maniac and The Last Horror Movie (a movie that reunited with her Maniac co-star Joe Spinell). She's pretty much the only reason to see the piece of shit that is Slaughter High and looks smoking hot in Franco's Faceless (yes, the movie I mentioned that Lahie is in), and, lots of other horror and cult flicks. And, while she has never done nudity she will always a be a sight to behold thanks to her amazing beauty.
4. Katie Cassidy- Katie's done a lot of mainstream horror, both on TV and the movies. On TV she got her best role, yet, as the demon Ruby in the third season of the greatest show, ever, Supernatural. She's also on another horror show, Harper's Row (but as I have said before on this blog, I never saw that). She has also been in just about every horror remake: When a Stranger Calls (where she played fellow hottie Camille Belle's friend), Black Xmas (probably my favorite of her movies, and shares movie time with a smoking hot female cast), and the upcoming A Nightmare on Elm Street (man, that one just looks totally underwhelming...). Katie ain't been nude, yet, but I hope she does show some skin someday!
3. Catriona MacColl- This English beauty is most famous to horror fans for breaking hearts in Lucio Fulci classics. She starred in this best film, a huge personal fav, The Beyond. She was also in the awesome movie that he did before that one, City of the Living Dead (aka The Gates of Hell). After those films, this blue-eyed, blonde beauty appeared in the last of her work with Fulci in House by the Cemetery. She been in other genre films, but I sadly can I say I have not seen those. I so need to correct that! But, personally speaking, I think MacColl has one of the prettiest faces to ever appear in a gorefest and is a good actress, too.
2. Barbara Crampton- When I first saw Re-Animator, I was blown away. Not only did it become my all time favorite movie, but it made me want to make movies. And, I developed the hugest crush on it's lead female star, Barbara Crampton. The scene where she is fully nude and fondled and eventually given cunnilingus by a decapitated head just blow my twelve year old mind away. She returned to work with director Stuart Gordon in another Lovecraft film, From Beyond. Again she blew me away, in particular when she was dressed as a dom (pic at the left) and molested by a monster, who fondles her boobs (I guess weird creatures also lust after her!). She continued to do horror movies and soap operas, as well. Which means she might just have the most diverse group of fans of all the lovely ladies on this list!
1. Asia Argento- This woman is horror royalty. Her dad is, afterall, Dario fucking Argento. She's been doing movies for years now, beginning as the young girl in the Argento produced The Church. But, her first major role was in her dad's American made movie, Trauma. I remember having the hugest crush on her after seeing it, and when she got nude in that, wow!!!! Her best acting came, up to that point, came in The Stendhal Syndrome (the best of Argento's weaker post-Opera career). She also tried her own hands at directing and her first film was loosely based on her life, the horrific, tragic, artistic, and beautiful: Scarlet Diva. A few of the scenes in that included real sex. The hottest moment has to be her lesbian love scene with an Italian porn actress. Very, very yummy! Said movie has some great full frontal nudity from her. She's beloved over in Italy but has found success in the US, too. Her best American film is, I think, Land of the Dead for George Romero. She did not get nude in that but, goddamn did she look good!!!!!!----------------
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8/11/2009
The 10 Hottest Vamp Babes Ever
Vampires have long been one of the most popular creatures in horror, and now with TV shows and movies like the amazing True Blood and Thirst, the enjoyable Blood: The Last Vampire and The Underworld Trilogy, and sadly crap like Twilight, they are hotter than ever. Of course, one of the major and long lasting appealing factors that they have is their sexuality, something other creatures, like say zombies and werewolves (though they too have been sexualized) mostly lack. Vampire films are one of my favorite sub-genres in the horror film (my fav vampire film, by the way, is From Dusk Till Dawn) though, the overt romanticizing of them has gotten out of hand (I am looking at you Twilight, with you glittery, whimpy vampires!), there is always good stuff to be found. And, this list represents ten (well more like eleven) vamp babes that can suck my blood any night of the year!
10. Leonor Varela from BLADE II-
- This beautiful Latina played the good vampire beauty that Blade falls for in the best entry in the series. Her beautiful tan skin, large beautiful eyes, and lovely face combine with her ass kicking abilities to make for the hottest vampire to come from south of the border.
9. Ingrid Pitt- Hammer Horror Actress-
- Hammer Horror movies always featured some of the most beautiful and busty women to ever grace a gothic movie. They upted the sexuality level of the Universal films greatly. And, while there were many hot blood sucking babes, in thier films, none combined sex, hotness, and deadliness better than Ingrid Pitt. For proof, see her as she takes on the role of Countess Elizabeth Bathory in Countess Dracula or the lead villainess in the great adaption of sapphic vampire classic Carmilla known as the Vampire Lovers. She, dear friends and readers, she plays a lesbo vamp in that classic. Yum!
8. Anulka and Marianne Morris from VAMPYRES (tie)-
- And speaking of lesbo vamps no movie on the subject is better than Vampyres. To me, this film is the definitive erotic horror film. While Morris is my fav of the two, former Playboy beauty Anulka is beyond stunning herself, and in the case of this film, I would feel weird if I only rated one. Honestly, getting killed by these two would not be that bad, now would it?
7. Sophia Santi from THE WICKED-
- The nature of vampires makes them a good choice for a horror porno, and no vampire porno is better than last year's The Wicked. And, while that film has some beautiful blood suckers, the hottest has to be Sophia Santi. Naturally beautiful and exuding sex, it is hard not to love Ms. Santi, in particular, when Kaylani Lei dreams of Santi's character seducing her.
6. Lucy Liu from RISE: THE BLOOD HUNTER-
- Lucy has to have one of the most beautiful faces and skin complexion in any woman, so I was very happy to hear her playing a vamp in this enjoyable but flawed little female take on Blade. Lucy looks great covered in blood and is always nice to see her kicking ass. Plus, she even has a quick lesbo tease with the gorgeous Carla Cugino. Worth seeing if only for the site of the ravishing Ms. Liu drinking hemoglobin.
5. Julie Benz from BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER and ANGEL-
- She is THE hottest woman ever in the Buffy/ Angel universe and when you consider the babes that have been on both series, that is saying a lot, and I do mean A LOT. Darla, her character, was the sire (IE the one who turns you) for Angel. On the show she played a villain, a victim, and mother to Angel's child. Benz's solid acting and sexiness were present through out her appearances. It was always a good thing whenever Darla popped on an episode!
4. Deborah Ann Woll from TRUE BLOOD-
- Much like Buffy and Angel, True Blood (which at the rate this series is going might end up being even better than either two of those magnificent shows) also features a plethora of hot babes on it. But, my favorite is this young beauty, who plays a young vampire who is made by lead hero Bill Compton. Aside from being stunning Woll is amazing in her role. And, the show is so well written taking vampirism as something akin to a teen going threw all her natural changes. Which, of course she is, with the added issue of having to suck blood, of course!
3. Gianna Jun from BLOOD: THE LAST VAMPIRE-
- Based on the classic manga and anime of the same name, the truly beautiful Ms. Jun plays a gorgeous half vampire who kicks undead ass. The film itself, though quite enjoyable, has it's flaws. But, none of those flaws have anything to do with Jun, who looks stunning throughout and looks awesome whooping some behind.
2. Kristanna Loken from BLOODRAYNE-
- Based on the fun video game of the same name Uwe Boll's flick might be hated by many, but I enjoy it as a great it's so bad so good film. Regardless, of your opinion of the movie, I don't think you will argue this: Loken is hot. And the site of her nude, having sex, drinking blood, kicking ass, etc. is quite nice. In fact, she is so hot, that she distracts one from what is going on. Which, I guess for you non-fans of this film, might be a good thing.
1. Kim Ok-Bin from THIRST-
- Up until seeing Chan Wook Park's magnificent Thirst, I though Loken was the hottest vamp ever. Nope, not anymore. That honor now goes to the number one babe on this list the jaw droppingly beautiful Kim Ok-Bin. She has such a beautiful face, gorgeous almond shaped eyes, and a beautiful, sometimes nude body. Her acting is also great being sexy, sweet, dangerous, loving, seductive, manipulative, deadly, etc. A great actress playing a great role in one of the greatest vampire films I ever seen.
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10. Leonor Varela from BLADE II-
- This beautiful Latina played the good vampire beauty that Blade falls for in the best entry in the series. Her beautiful tan skin, large beautiful eyes, and lovely face combine with her ass kicking abilities to make for the hottest vampire to come from south of the border.9. Ingrid Pitt- Hammer Horror Actress-
- Hammer Horror movies always featured some of the most beautiful and busty women to ever grace a gothic movie. They upted the sexuality level of the Universal films greatly. And, while there were many hot blood sucking babes, in thier films, none combined sex, hotness, and deadliness better than Ingrid Pitt. For proof, see her as she takes on the role of Countess Elizabeth Bathory in Countess Dracula or the lead villainess in the great adaption of sapphic vampire classic Carmilla known as the Vampire Lovers. She, dear friends and readers, she plays a lesbo vamp in that classic. Yum!8. Anulka and Marianne Morris from VAMPYRES (tie)-
- And speaking of lesbo vamps no movie on the subject is better than Vampyres. To me, this film is the definitive erotic horror film. While Morris is my fav of the two, former Playboy beauty Anulka is beyond stunning herself, and in the case of this film, I would feel weird if I only rated one. Honestly, getting killed by these two would not be that bad, now would it?7. Sophia Santi from THE WICKED-
6. Lucy Liu from RISE: THE BLOOD HUNTER-
- Lucy has to have one of the most beautiful faces and skin complexion in any woman, so I was very happy to hear her playing a vamp in this enjoyable but flawed little female take on Blade. Lucy looks great covered in blood and is always nice to see her kicking ass. Plus, she even has a quick lesbo tease with the gorgeous Carla Cugino. Worth seeing if only for the site of the ravishing Ms. Liu drinking hemoglobin.5. Julie Benz from BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER and ANGEL-
4. Deborah Ann Woll from TRUE BLOOD-
- Much like Buffy and Angel, True Blood (which at the rate this series is going might end up being even better than either two of those magnificent shows) also features a plethora of hot babes on it. But, my favorite is this young beauty, who plays a young vampire who is made by lead hero Bill Compton. Aside from being stunning Woll is amazing in her role. And, the show is so well written taking vampirism as something akin to a teen going threw all her natural changes. Which, of course she is, with the added issue of having to suck blood, of course!3. Gianna Jun from BLOOD: THE LAST VAMPIRE-
- Based on the classic manga and anime of the same name, the truly beautiful Ms. Jun plays a gorgeous half vampire who kicks undead ass. The film itself, though quite enjoyable, has it's flaws. But, none of those flaws have anything to do with Jun, who looks stunning throughout and looks awesome whooping some behind.2. Kristanna Loken from BLOODRAYNE-
- Based on the fun video game of the same name Uwe Boll's flick might be hated by many, but I enjoy it as a great it's so bad so good film. Regardless, of your opinion of the movie, I don't think you will argue this: Loken is hot. And the site of her nude, having sex, drinking blood, kicking ass, etc. is quite nice. In fact, she is so hot, that she distracts one from what is going on. Which, I guess for you non-fans of this film, might be a good thing.1. Kim Ok-Bin from THIRST-
- Up until seeing Chan Wook Park's magnificent Thirst, I though Loken was the hottest vamp ever. Nope, not anymore. That honor now goes to the number one babe on this list the jaw droppingly beautiful Kim Ok-Bin. She has such a beautiful face, gorgeous almond shaped eyes, and a beautiful, sometimes nude body. Her acting is also great being sexy, sweet, dangerous, loving, seductive, manipulative, deadly, etc. A great actress playing a great role in one of the greatest vampire films I ever seen.----------------
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