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8/21/2022

Monster-Mania August 2022

 August 13, 2022 marked my return to Monster-Mania after not having been there since 2019. I went there with my friend and Master's Minion, Freddie. It was a packed show, both in terms of guests and attendees. A lot came for the Scream reunion, especially for David Arquette and Matthew Lillard, both who had insane lines (Arquette's line looked like absolute nightmare!). But, since I like but am not the biggest fan of that franchise and figured the horrors the Arquette line would be, it really wasn't any loss to me. 

To me, as a ridiculously HUGE Aliens fan, the person I was most pumped to meet was Carrie Henn. She was a little girl when she played Newt in James Cameron's superior, classic sci-fi/ action/ horror sequel. She is rare to cons, in fact, this might only be her second one. Anywho, she is a teacher, nowadays and was so sweet and friendly in person. It was a great way for our day to start. 

Up next for me was Lynn Eastman- Rossi, who played Sally in Don Coscarelli's classic Phantasm. That's one of my favorite movies, and she really doesn't do a lot of cons, if any, either. As such, she was another actress I was excited to meet. The wife of Leo (Halloween II, Maniac Cop 2) Rossi (who was signing autographs right next to her), she's appeared in many other movies, like Night of the Demon (1983) and the underrated Unlawful Entry. She was incredibly amicable and down to earth, in person. We talked about how nice the Tall Man, himself, Angus Scrimm was. I told that he was the first celeb that I ever met, when I was about 13 or so. She also told me that she and her hubby were gonna take a vacation after the weekend of the con was over. Like, I said incredibly sweet and humble in person.

The next celeb I met was dying to do so was Debra S. Hayes, AKA Claudette, the girl of the couple to get killed first in the classic opening to slasher masterpiece Friday the 13th (1980). The fact that she is one of the first two victims in one of horror's most prolific franchise made her a must meet! And, as I have said before, to me the first remains, easily the best in the series and one of the greatest slashers ever made. Anywho, she was very sweet and all smiles in person.  

This cosplay of Spikey from Killer Klowns from Outer Space was probably my favorite cosplay that I saw at the con!

After getting some lunch (which we had to walk to Dunkin Donuts for cause there was a half hour wait for food on top of the half hour we had already waited to get to the front of the line...), we went back to meeting celebs. And, we met the absolutely gorgeous Julie (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Dexter) Benz. She has long been one of my favorite actresses and my actual favorite on Buffy/ Angel, where she played vampire hottie and Angel's sire, Darla. I actually met her years ago at a Chiller, where I only got her autograph and not a pic with her. This time, I did the opposite and finally got a pic with her! 

She is absolutely AMAZING in person, as she talked to us for a good amount of time. We even talked about doggies, including hers and the loss of mine. She was so sweet and friendly. Not only does she look amazing, and clearly doesn't age (maybe she is really a vampire!), but also one of the nicest celebs I've ever met at a con. I did mention that I had met her at a Chiller ages ago. She thought about it for a bit and then was like she was in her 20s when she did that con!

The last person that I went up to was Zach (Gremlins 1&2, Waxwork 1&2) Galligan. Despite the fact that the two Gremlins movies are two of my favorite movies of all time, I had never gone up to him. I finally did and got a great pic with him!

These are the autographs that I got on that day. All are my discs from my collection:
Aliens: Carrie Henn
Friday the 13th: Debra S. Hayes
Phantasm: Lynn Eastman-Rossi

This is all the swag that I bought:
Phummy plush by Kid Robot of King Ghidorah
Thundarr the Barbarian: The Complete Series on Blu-Ray (which I bought of Diabolik DVD's booth)
Universal Monsters Creature from the Black Lagoon Gill-Man from Jada Toys
The Evil Dead and Maniac T-shirts from Fright-Rags.

I had a great time, and all of the celebs that we met were so nice. That being said, we were exhausted by the end of the day. 

Before I go I felt it would be wrong of me to not bring up that Gary Busey was kicked out of Monster-Mania on Sunday for alleged sexual offense charges. These is obviously disgusting and abhorrent behavior. You can read more about it here.

2/07/2010

12/07/2009

The Hottest Babes of 2009, pt. 3: 50-41

50. Marisa Tomei (new) - She played the MILFy stripper in last year's excellent The Wrestler, which got released on DVD this year (but when are we gonna get a special edition?!). Her star rose and seeing her nude on screen probably made other things raise among the viewers, too.

49. Julie Benz (new) - On Dexter, this year, her character, Rita, is married to our favorite serial killer. She also appeared in the awesome Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day making this blonde beauty one of the most busy honeys on this list.

48. Dr. Mikannibal (last year- 51) - Japanese black metal band Sigh's beautiful saxophone player and signer keeps getting more and more exposure thanks to her sexiness, beauty, and talent. With a new Sigh album coming out at the beginning of next year, things can only get bigger for her and better, for us fans of her!

47. Penny Flame/ Jennie Ketcham (last year- 48) - This year marked the last time we would ever see porn beauty Penny Flame. She did Sex Rehab with Dr. Drew (currently airing on VH-1), and it changed her life. She left the porn biz, and began to use her real name: Jennie Ketcham. But, not without doing one last hurrah for her fans at Exxxotica NY, where she once again proved to be one of the sweetest and coolest babes in any part of the world. I wish her the best of luck. I am sure she will succeed at all she decides to do.

46. Jayla Starr (new) - This exotica beauty (half Asian/ half black) is one of porn's rapidly raising stars. Aside from having a hot as hell body, she has a mad cool attitude as proven when I met her at Exxxotica NY, this year. Her story, that she told me, of shooting Latin Sushi Fiesta and, in particular about the lovely Annie Cruz's ability to squirt was one of the true highlight's of the day, for me! Oh yeah, and she fucking rulz when it comes to the stuff she posts on the net, be it Twitter or anything else she does!

45. Cristina Scabbia (same) - Lacuna Coil released a new album this year, Shallow Life, and while I did not like it as much as some of their other work, it still features some good music. Besides, it gave us more time to admire one of metal's most beautiful women.

44. Deborah Ann Wohl (new) - The hottest babe on True Blood, this redhead is also one of the hottest vampire babes, ever! Her relationship with Hoyt is actually one of the series sweetest and most endearing storylines. Incredibly beautiful and sexy, Ms. Wohl is also an excellent young actress. Definitely the vampire babe to bring home to mom, so long as mom is OK, with you dating bloodsuckers!

43. Doris Yeh (last year- 63) - One of the biggest climbs inBai the list this year comes from this lovely member of Taiwanese black metal band Chthonic. First and foremot, with Mirror of Retribution, the band released one of the best albums of the entire year. She is just a true Oriental doll and one of music's most naturally beautiful women, in any genre. She gets a lot of press due to her beauty and she deserves all of it and more!

42. Bai Ling (new) - Bai Ling played a crazy and sexy hooker in Crank 2: High Voltage in one of, if not in fact the, most memorable roles in the wild sequel. But, being sexy and wild comes naturally to the yummy Ms. Ling. Her single appearance on Chelsea Lately, where she once again reminded everyone that she is from the moon, has to be one of that show's best round table moments. While, her blog remains one of the strangest yet undeniably sexy blogs on the whole entire net!

41. Lina So (last year- 42) - This competitor, of last year's reality show Scream Queens, may not have won the actual competition, but she did make more of an lasting impression this year, by appearing as a Fantasy Sports Girl covering pro-football. Which means she accomplished something that just about no one can do. She made me give a fly fuck about sports for the length of time that she talked about it! No offense to any sports fans reading this, though. I just ain't one of them!

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Now playing: Chthonic - Venom in my Veins
via FoxyTunes


8/11/2009

The 10 Hottest Vamp Babes Ever

Vampires have long been one of the most popular creatures in horror, and now with TV shows and movies like the amazing True Blood and Thirst, the enjoyable Blood: The Last Vampire and The Underworld Trilogy, and sadly crap like Twilight, they are hotter than ever. Of course, one of the major and long lasting appealing factors that they have is their sexuality, something other creatures, like say zombies and werewolves (though they too have been sexualized) mostly lack. Vampire films are one of my favorite sub-genres in the horror film (my fav vampire film, by the way, is From Dusk Till Dawn) though, the overt romanticizing of them has gotten out of hand (I am looking at you Twilight, with you glittery, whimpy vampires!), there is always good stuff to be found. And, this list represents ten (well more like eleven) vamp babes that can suck my blood any night of the year!

10. Leonor Varela from BLADE II- - This beautiful Latina played the good vampire beauty that Blade falls for in the best entry in the series. Her beautiful tan skin, large beautiful eyes, and lovely face combine with her ass kicking abilities to make for the hottest vampire to come from south of the border.

9. Ingrid Pitt- Hammer Horror Actress- - Hammer Horror movies always featured some of the most beautiful and busty women to ever grace a gothic movie. They upted the sexuality level of the Universal films greatly. And, while there were many hot blood sucking babes, in thier films, none combined sex, hotness, and deadliness better than Ingrid Pitt. For proof, see her as she takes on the role of Countess Elizabeth Bathory in Countess Dracula or the lead villainess in the great adaption of sapphic vampire classic Carmilla known as the Vampire Lovers. She, dear friends and readers, she plays a lesbo vamp in that classic. Yum!

8. Anulka and Marianne Morris from VAMPYRES (tie)- - And speaking of lesbo vamps no movie on the subject is better than Vampyres. To me, this film is the definitive erotic horror film. While Morris is my fav of the two, former Playboy beauty Anulka is beyond stunning herself, and in the case of this film, I would feel weird if I only rated one. Honestly, getting killed by these two would not be that bad, now would it?

7. Sophia Santi from THE WICKED- - The nature of vampires makes them a good choice for a horror porno, and no vampire porno is better than last year's The Wicked. And, while that film has some beautiful blood suckers, the hottest has to be Sophia Santi. Naturally beautiful and exuding sex, it is hard not to love Ms. Santi, in particular, when Kaylani Lei dreams of Santi's character seducing her.

6. Lucy Liu from RISE: THE BLOOD HUNTER- - Lucy has to have one of the most beautiful faces and skin complexion in any woman, so I was very happy to hear her playing a vamp in this enjoyable but flawed little female take on Blade. Lucy looks great covered in blood and is always nice to see her kicking ass. Plus, she even has a quick lesbo tease with the gorgeous Carla Cugino. Worth seeing if only for the site of the ravishing Ms. Liu drinking hemoglobin.

5. Julie Benz from BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER and ANGEL- - She is THE hottest woman ever in the Buffy/ Angel universe and when you consider the babes that have been on both series, that is saying a lot, and I do mean A LOT. Darla, her character, was the sire (IE the one who turns you) for Angel. On the show she played a villain, a victim, and mother to Angel's child. Benz's solid acting and sexiness were present through out her appearances. It was always a good thing whenever Darla popped on an episode!

4. Deborah Ann Woll from TRUE BLOOD- - Much like Buffy and Angel, True Blood (which at the rate this series is going might end up being even better than either two of those magnificent shows) also features a plethora of hot babes on it. But, my favorite is this young beauty, who plays a young vampire who is made by lead hero Bill Compton. Aside from being stunning Woll is amazing in her role. And, the show is so well written taking vampirism as something akin to a teen going threw all her natural changes. Which, of course she is, with the added issue of having to suck blood, of course!

3. Gianna Jun from BLOOD: THE LAST VAMPIRE- - Based on the classic manga and anime of the same name, the truly beautiful Ms. Jun plays a gorgeous half vampire who kicks undead ass. The film itself, though quite enjoyable, has it's flaws. But, none of those flaws have anything to do with Jun, who looks stunning throughout and looks awesome whooping some behind.

2. Kristanna Loken from BLOODRAYNE- - Based on the fun video game of the same name Uwe Boll's flick might be hated by many, but I enjoy it as a great it's so bad so good film. Regardless, of your opinion of the movie, I don't think you will argue this: Loken is hot. And the site of her nude, having sex, drinking blood, kicking ass, etc. is quite nice. In fact, she is so hot, that she distracts one from what is going on. Which, I guess for you non-fans of this film, might be a good thing.

1. Kim Ok-Bin from THIRST- - Up until seeing Chan Wook Park's magnificent Thirst, I though Loken was the hottest vamp ever. Nope, not anymore. That honor now goes to the number one babe on this list the jaw droppingly beautiful Kim Ok-Bin. She has such a beautiful face, gorgeous almond shaped eyes, and a beautiful, sometimes nude body. Her acting is also great being sexy, sweet, dangerous, loving, seductive, manipulative, deadly, etc. A great actress playing a great role in one of the greatest vampire films I ever seen.

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Now playing: Rainbow - Stargazer
via FoxyTunes


12/06/2008

The Punisher



The Punisher is, without a shadow of a doubt, my absolute fav superhero, or comic-book hero for those who say he is not a superhero. I been reading Punisher comics since I was kid, along with Spider-Man, they pretty much rule in my humble opinion.

Frank Castle, had his family killed by the mob, after witnessing a mob rub out. He was left for dead, but when he returned he came back as the Punisher! Unlike, other heroes in the Marvel Universe, meeting up with him, means you will more than likely die! Justice is permanent with him.

His first appearance was in Amazing Spider-Man #129. He was set up by the Jackal into thinking Spidey was a bad guy, but he soon saw that that was not the case. The character was an immediate success. Along with Wolverine he helped usher in a new breed of costumed hero, the one that kills his foes.

He would clash with Spider-Man many times , and they formed uneasy alliances. These encounters with heroes would be something Punny would have to endure over his career. Anywho, he eventually got his own mini-series, then his own series. That would, at one point in time, lead to a total of three books being published, the other two being: Punisher War Journel and Punisher War Zone.

Plus, he guest starred in just about every superhero book. Shit he was even in the awesome 90s Spider-Man toon . Unfortunately he and other dark characters, like Morbuis, Ghost Rider, and Blade, had to be dumbed down for toon land. Overexposure eventually hurt the character, and an ill fitted attempt to make him a supernatural hero did even worse. He came back, eventually, thanks to Garth Ennis and Steve Dillon's amazing Welcome Back Frank, which led another series, and eventually an adult MAX series.

Marvel would bring him back to normal Marvel Universe in Punisher War Journal, where he killed various useless villains like the Stilt-Man. really fun stuff!

Now he is back on the big screen. This is the third attempt. The first was a crappy low budget film that had Dolph Lundgren. While, violent and Lundgren was OK in the role, it is marred by a bad script, laughable villains, a travesty of his origin, and WORST of all no Punisher skull on his clothing. Lame. But, hey that Japanese chick and her blonde daughter who play the villains are hot... That one scores a *and 1/2 out of **** in my book.

The next version was in 2004. This is one of my fav superhero films, but I just wish that it had been in New York, as opposed to Florida. That said, Thomas Jane remains the best actor to take on the role. I've discussed this film before here, so I will just give you my rating: ****

So, yesterday, I saw the latest version of the Punisher on film: Punisher War Zone . I know some stuff has been said on the net regarding preproduction of this film, but ignore that. This is a great, truly fun film! In fact, the ONLY complaint is that Jane is not in it. That said Ray Stevenson does a good role as Frank Castle.

First and foremost, this is the first time anyone has EVER gotten his origin right in a movie. He is in New York, too! Also, comic-book characters Soap and fucking Microchip are in it! Microchip, bro! But, the best part? Jigsaw is in it! Jigsaw was one of the only returning villains Punny has, mostly cause the rest end up dead. He is done perfectly in the film. And, looks fucking cool, too!

You cannot imagine my joy of seeing one of my fav villains step out of the comics and collectibles and into the big screen. Jigsaw kick ass!

This is also the single most violent American made action since this year's excellent Rambo. Heads and bodies explode, decapitation, impaling, neck breaking, cannibalism, head shots, gory squibs, fist through the head, and other acts of mayhem splatter across the screen. The use of colors and over-the-top violence makes the movie look like a comic-book, which I loved! The action is fast and furious and the film is never boring or overlong, a problem with some comic-book films. The acting is solid from all involved. And, may I add, that Julie (Dexter) Benz looks EVEN hotter as brunette?

Critics, who are lame and pussies, will bitch about the gore, but fuck 'em. They don't know shit about comics or the Punisher. This is one of the year's most outrageous and fun movies. In a year full of excellent comic-book films, this one does not have the depth of The Dark Knight or the wonderment of Iron Man, but it is so enjoyable, that you can help but have a GREAT time with it. Go get your ass to the movies, NOW! Or at least after you leave work or whatever the fuck it is you are doing right now. **** out of ****

I really hope we finally get a Punisher film series. I leave you with some cool Punisher art, to make you all happy and whatnot.