Chiller Theatre April 2012

Another Chiller has passed us by. But, what a time it was! While, I may not have gone up to as many celebs as I have in the past, I can tell you that I had the most fun, I ever have! And, I have been going to this event for years!

My friend Alan picked up Baldwin and I early in the morning. Then we met up with Pat. And, a little later I met up with Kristie, Kristin P., Mike, and Erika. This meant that at this Chiller, I had myself an entourage of the most awesome friends and fellow fans, ever!

The first celeb I went up to was the lovely Melina, former WWE women's champion. She was sitting there with the very sweet and beautiful Rosita of TNA. Rosita wasn't signing sadly, as she was just sitting in with her friend. Regardless, they both talked up a storm with Erika and me and were sweethearts. The internet loves to talk to talk shit, but I am here to say that Melina is so sweet and nice, in person. Both of them were.

The first celeb I actually payed to meet was Lilian Gracia, who has sung the National Anthem at WWE events and was/ sometimes still is a ring-announcer for them. She was also very sweet and friendly and happy to talk to us. We got a Polaroid with her.

The only other celeb I met was Maryam D'Abo who was one of my fav Bond girls growing up. She signed my DVD of The Living Daylights, which is easily my fav Timothy Dalton Bond film. She said she had never seen this release, in particular. I told her it was an older rerelease, 2007 to be precise, and that I had gotten it as a birthday gift.

Between the fun we had lunch, hung around the con, and bought lots of cool shit. I got myself a stunning Suspiria t-shirt from a guy who was selling his art. I have seen his art in Horrorhound and Rue Morgue magazines. Amazing! I also bought myself, a Blue Velvet tee. I saw that shirt at a horror tee site and wanted it as soon as I saw it. When, I spotted it towards the end of the con itself, when Kristin D. got herself a sweet Misfits tee, I had to buy it. It took them a while to find my size, but they eventually did. Rejoice!! I also got blu-rays of Zombie, Intruder, Thou Shalt Not Kill... Except!, and Frankenhooker. 

Finally the party came and we partied harder than anyone!! I mean we had a fucking blast!!!! And, of course the Dead Elvi kicked fucking ass.  At one point Bebe Buell joined them onstage. She has a great voice!!

In all, I had such a fucking blast that this one will go down in history. Cause, hanging with your closet and best friends at one of the best cons in the world is gonna always mean total and complete epicness!! Here's to the next one!!!

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The 20 Hottest Bond Girls, pt. 1: 20-11

It goes without saying that one of the many things that appeals to Bond fans are the world famous Bond girls. Along with Daisy Dukes and Brooke Shields, they were my earliest crushes. Here now, is my list of the 20 most beautiful. It's a two parter. Unlike most sites out there, I have ZERO interest in kissing anyone's ass or putting someone here just cause everyone else does. So, this list won't look like other lists out there, sorry. Oh, and I would totally kiss the ass of any of the girls on this list...

NOTE: I NEVER met anyone on this list. The autographes shown are NOT mine.

20. Daniela Bianchi as Tatiana Romamova in From Russia with Love- - This is probably were my childhood love for Russian chicks started. Even if, in fact, she is actually fellow Italian, but I di not know that back, then. Anyways, I always found her to be very sexy and enticing in her role in one of the finest Bond films.


19. Luciana Paluzzi as Fiona Volpe in Thunderball- - She's beautiful, Italian, and bad! Need I really explain this? She really is one of the sexiest women in Bond history, and she has a amazing chest to boot! Evil looks delicious, when it comes to her!

18. Jane Seymour as Solitaire in Live and Let Die- - I have always had a soft part for this film, I mean it has a great villain, voodoo, and the beautiful Ms. Seymour. I had a HUGE crush on her as a kid, and she looks simply stunning here. She still looks great, which is an added plus. Solitaire can read my fortune any day she likes!


17. Caroline Bouquet as Melina Havelock in For Your Eyes Only- - I think she has one the most beautiful faces in the entire Bond franchise. Plus, she has stunning eyes. She also has great legs used to great effect in the best of the Bond movie posters. Chicks who seek revenge on evil doers should always look this good. Bonus! This is my fav Bond film!

16. Izabella Scorupo as Natalya Simonova in Goldeneye- - Smart, spunky, and beautiful, I really liked her character in Goldeneye. What is even more amazing is the fact that she is even more beautiful, now. I wanna save the world with her... among other things!

15. Ursula Andress as Honey Ryder in Dr. No- - Come on guys, she started in the first Bond film and looks KILLER coming out of the sea, how can she not be on this list?! I would love to help her look for sea shells!

14. Tanya Roberts as Stacy Sutton in A View to a Kill- - OK, so her role is not the best, and this movie ranks as on of the worst Bond films... But, Roberts is an amazing beauty. She has a flawless face and stunning light, blue eyes. And, she still looks great!

13. Maryam d'Abo as Kara Milovy in The Living Daylights- - She is a beautiful cello player that is not very good with a sniper rifle! One of my long fav Bond babes, I am a big fan of Ms. d'Abo. She is another one who still looks amazing.

12. Maria Grazia Cucinotta as Cigar Girl in The World Is Not Enough- - Her role is a small one, but she manages to be involved in a kick ass chase scene with Bond. Too bad, she kills herself. Couldn't she switch roles with Denise Richards (who really hurts the film)? Still this GORGEOUS Italian goddess is a sight to behold. I am sure she would have looked sexy smoking one of those cigars!

11. Eva Green as Vesper Lynd in Casino Royale- - One of the many things that made Casino Royale such an amazing film was the absolute, stunning beauty of Eva Green. She has a beautiful face and truly gorgeous eyes. Plus, she was great in her role and her relationship with Bond is the most touching the series since Diane Rigg (who only barely did not make this list) in On Her Majesty's Secret Service. I never seen it, but she was nude in a film. Go look for her pics on the net. It is well worth it!

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