Random Hotness II: Hotness' Revenge

When, I last I posted one of these I talked about Angelina Jolie and Wanted. Well, I saw it, and it is actually a good film. While, utterly ridiculous and unbelievable, the movie is fun, break neck paced, and has lots of gory headshots. Freeman is awesome, as he is always is, and the lead character is pretty annoying at first but then redeems himself. Plus, we get nude Angelina Jolie ! A butt shot this time! Yum! Actually, she just exudes sexuality throughout the movie. The film , by the way, gets the film a *** out of ****.

While, I declared Olivia Munn the Asian babe of the month, to me the most beautiful babe on G4 is Kristin Holt . Personally, I think she is way hotter than the overrated Morgan Webb. Anywho, her only fault? She is a Republican! Oh well, I guess she ain't perfect. But, good God does she have amazing legs:


Finally, I just found the ravishing Kara Tai through THE best blog for fans of Asian porn stars. Anywho, she is absolutely gorgeous . And, she already is proving to care what her fans think with an awesome blog site. Check it out! Anyways, I find her to be one of the most beautiful women I have seen in a long time. I think I maybe in love ! But, in all seriousness, I will need to see some of this Miami goddess' work and hopefully, so will you!

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Tila Tequila Season Finale- Kristy Is a Mega-Bitch

WARNING SPOILERS THROUGH OUT:

So last night was the season finale to A Shot of Love with Tila Tequila. It all ended very fucked up.

First off, she got rid of Bo. I have to say that although, i was never a fan of Bo, I really felt sorry for the guy. He was a nice guy (who got his jaw broken!), after all.

Ah, but Kristy, she wins and well...

I should have guessed what would happen when she told Tila that she was not sure she was ready as she had never been in a relationship with a woman before. But, Tila was like, "I understand" and stuff.

But, soon, Kristy, by herself, in the car, questioned whether she liked men or women. And, then they showed a clip of Tila walking crying before the commercials, so I was like, "Hmmm, i know where this is going..."

So, when Tila told her she won, she was like, "Oh, I can't accept this, I am not ready for this, blah, blahg, blah". Tila was starting to tear up and then the water works came. I have to say I felt terrible for Tila. She had her heartborken by this stupid blonde bitch.

Sure, Kristy is hot and all, but she is a stupid twat. She clearly used Tila to get on TV. Thanks to her Brittany lost. She should have won. If Kristy had doubts, she should have spoken from get go and not let Tila keep letting her pass through every round. She should have been honest. I appreciate honesty; I am sure Tila does, too.

Next week the three of them meet up again. It looks like Tila will rip Kristy a new one. Either way, Kristy's lying, using ways have earned her this blogs' first ever: BITCH OF THE MONTH award.

So, here is a very special FUCK YOU to Kristy!

Tila still rules. By the way, she was in New York City, at TRL (bleh!), yesterday, but alas, I was at work, so I could not. Well, that and TRL sux ass.

Anyways, I wonder if there will be a third season. Only time will tell...

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Hot Asian Girl of the Month: Olivia Munn

Lovely Olivia Munn (born Lisa Munn) was born in Oklahoma on July 3, 1982. Her mother is Chinese and her dad white. She grew up in Shinjuku in Tokyo, Japan.

She did an internship at Sports Fox Net and even starred in a low budget horror film called (I kid you not) Scarecrow Gone Wild . While, your truly has never seen the film, I can only imagine the classic this film surely is....

She eventually ended up on G4's Attack of the Show . The show is dedicated to the coverage of video games, tech, comics, genre films, viral videos, and all things "geeky" . She hosts it with Kevin Pereira. Personally speaking I cannot stand Pereira, But Munn is awesome. There are times i thought she might be annoying. But, nope it is all Kevin's fault. By herself , or with another co-host she is pretty awesome. I sometimes question why I watch this show, but aside form some cool stuff they cover once in a while, i only need to see her and remember why!

Along with fellow hottie Anna David she gives sex advice on a segment of AOTS called "In Your Pants". She has done several funny and sexy vids for the show.


One of her best vids had her make-out with a blonde . Now, sadly, she says she did not enjoy it. Personally, I was a little put off, by this admittance, but once again her hotness over came my feelings of discontent. Here is to hoping she gives tonsil hokey with a fellow hot chick another chance!

She is recognized, and rightfully so, as a geek goddess . Her myspace is frequently updated and she does some very nice blogs to keep her fans informed.

She will be returning to horror with her upcoming film Insanitarium.

This beauty, who has also has done model work, has an amazing body, a cute personality, and very pretty eyes. July (her birthday month) truly belongs to Olivia!

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Update on Gianna Lynn

In hopes of keeping my fellow Gianna Lynn fans up to date on what is happening with one of the most beautiful women in the world, I give you this quickie update:

First off Gianna Lynn now has her own blog (aside from her myspace blog) at Genesis Online. It can be found right here:

http://www.genesisonline.com/tag/gianna-lynn/

I am already looking forward to more of her posts!

One more thing, according to her blog on myspace, one of her new films, Predator II: The Return (Wicked Pictures), has a scene between her AND Stormy Daniels!!!
Gianna + Stormy = HOTNESS!

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Random Hotness

Because, I love you guys. i present this. I will run these every one in a while, just have a bunch of random hot chicks. I am sure you will not complain!

I have no clue who the fuck this chick, but she is smoking hot and dances to shitty rap music. While, the music don't work for me, the vid does!



While, I have always found Joss Stone to be hot; I can say that i don't care about her music. But, she gained lots of respect from me this week, when I read that she is cool with people downloading her music or music in general, for free! Awesome! all hail! Smart and sexy! Just my kind! And, if you doubt her hotness, here is something to make you reconsider that:

I have long been a fan of Angelina Jolie, since she did the stupid Cyborg 2 (which sadly is better than the first one). She is beautiful , has tattoos, a killer bod, gorgeous eyes, is some hot cross between a bad girl and a good girl, and is bi! I don't know if her new film Wanted will be any good, but it is made by the guy who did the Russian vampire Night Watch films. It looks like it could be violent fun, and Morgan Freeman is one of my fav actors. But, even if it sux, it has Jolie!!!!!!

And, now I leave you with this one last random babe. Her name is Sayaka Ando , and she is a beautiful, Japanese gravure idol, which is to say that she is a model who's work is aimed mostly at men, and guys is that not the best modeling of all?!

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What I Have Learned About Traveling thanx to Horror and Explotation Films

While, horror and explotation films are full of the stuff you expect them to be, what you may not know is the fact that they teach us about travel! Really! Here are some chioce spots that I have learned to either aviod or visit thanx these films:

The Woods/ Camping- So, according to films like Friday the 13th, The Evil Dead, Sleepaway Camp, The Blair Witch Project, and Cabin Fever, we should never go camping or to the woods. Think about it. You might encounter crazy machete wielding women, their unstoppable psycho-hokey mask wearing son , get possessed by demons, a crazy transsexual , an evil old witch, or some foul flesh disease! Not only that but sex is a bad idea, cause even if the chick is smoking hot, you will fucking die! Bummer, man! To make a long story short, don't go to the woods or camp!

Japan- Seemingly Japan suffers a lot of attacks by giant monsters . I mean they fight and thrash the city and probably kill lots of people along the way. But, on the other side, films like The Machine Girl and Yo-Yo Girl Cop (not really an exploitation film but certainly a cult film) prove to me that I need to go there cause there is a shitload of hot chicks . So, i think I will risk the giant monsters and just go check out the hot babes!

Texas- Really, man, this is the last place you want your car to breakdown when heading out with your girl and/ or friends. Cause if this happens to you and your bros, a family of cannibals , including a dude who wears a mask made of human flesh who wields a chainsaw will catch you, kill you, and, possibly, eat you! Fucked up! Unless, of course, your goal in life is to be some chili!

That's it for now! In the future, I will review other travel spots based on what I have learned from watching way to many DVDs!

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Tila Tequila- The Reunion

WARNING: SPOILERS THROUGH OUT!!!!!!!!!

I will be the first to say that I found it weird that they would air the reunion episode before the season finale but whatever.

Anyways, almost everyone was back last night and here are my random thoughts on some of them:

Jay- Ahh, Jay, thank you for remind us what douche-bag you are. Not that we need it. Loved it when the cute Jersey girl through a chair at him. Wish it would have landed on his fucking head. I am sure other people form Jersey are embarrassed by him.

Chad- Man, what an asshole. And, so conceited, too. He says he was the best looking dude in house and has a big dick. Hmm, anyone impressed? I thought not. He also called Bo's mom a whore. This guy is a fucking asshole. I wish he was not a cage (they end up putting him in one), and Bo could have kicked his ass. I ain't the biggest Bo fan, but I am with him on this one. Chad is easily one of the biggest tools on TV, ever, on reality show.

Samantha, aka "Glitter"- While, I usually find girls like Samantha to be annoying, I find her very endearing. Maybe, it is cause she comes off as so cute and sweet. That said, they showed lots of clips of her crying. But, hey she danced on stage! Yum!

Brittany - I hate, hate, HATE the fact that she got kicked off. But, clearly she is a fan fav. Plus, she made out last night with Sirbrina , who peck kissed a girl at a Mariners game and got kicked out. Assholes! But, hey Sirbrina and Brittany kissing = HOTNESS!

Kristy - She has an amazing ass! And, we learn it is all natural. She is gonna win; I can feel it in my bones (or is it boner?). It best not be Bo!

Next week- the season finale!!!

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