Some Love for Jason on this Friday the 13th

Ahh, it's Friday the 13th, dear friends and readers! And, to me and many fans, it means that it's time to show some love for one of the greatest horror villains, ever, Jason Voorhees!

I've given tons of love for the series, in the past, including reviewing just about the whole franchise. But, this time I just wanna throw-out some random thoughts and love for it.

The first one I ever watched was Friday the 13th pt. VII: The New Blood, as a kid, on video. I fell in love with the series right then and there! Admit ably, the movie is sort of brain-dead, but it is fun. Plus, I developed a total crush on it's heroine Tina (Lar-Park Lincoln) and the bitchy Melissa (Susan Jennifer Sullivan). While, Lincoln did other films and TV and does cons, many wonder what has happened to Sullivan. Man, she was such a babe!

The best entry is still the original, which also happens to be one of the finest slasher movies, ever made. The ending is still totally killer after all these years. The worst? Easy. Jason Takes Manhattan, the eighth one in the series. But, it does have it's moments, including a dude who boxes Jason, a blonde babe who marks all her best parts for her teacher, Jason actually being in NYC, and the GORGEOUS Kelly Hu! It's still shit, though.
Jason's look always changed, but from the awesome Jason Lives (the 6th entry) and beyond, he was pretty much a zombie. The aforementioned New Blood had the best Jason look, while Jason Takes Manhattan had his lamest look. And, his lamest death! Death by toxic waste? What the fuck? So, we can beat him by sending him to a New Jersey dump?! =\ His best death scene? To me, it is his slide down the machete and the further chopping with it by Corey Feldman in the fourth entry, The Final Chapter.

The series has always had a it's share of hotties, both victims and heroines. Aside, from the aforementioned honies, who doesn't love Part 2's Kirsten Baker's ass or the 4th flick's twins? As far as final girls go, part five's Melanie Kinnamon is my all time favorite. She's so beautiful! Though, as far as spunkyness goes, Amy Steel from 2 is awesome! And, cute, too!

Finally, we all lover the kills and gore, don't we? Whether it's an ax to the face, arrow through the neck, sliced in half, bashed against a tree, frozen and shattered face, etc. We watch these movies for the gore, no doubt!

And, so today I say enjoy this day with your friend from Camp Crystal Lake!

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From Misti Dawn, Herself: The Truth About The Empire Meow Misti Dawn

Yesterday, I gave my thoughts and words on Misti Dawn being out of the Star Wars porno.

Misti posted a blog updating us on the whole situation. You can read all about it here:
The Truth About The Empire Meow Misti Dawn | Meow Misti Dawn

I actually give Vivid credit after reading that, as well as Steve Hirsch. They have proven to be class acts in the adult biz. Outside of that, I find the director calling Misti fat just ridiculous, and threatening her with firing her boyfriend is classless. Once, again my blog and I support Ms. Dawn, as I am sure any of her fellow fans do.

And, remember to go on Twitter and us the hash tag #StarWarsPornFail and get your word out!

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Misti Dawn Out of Vivid's Star Wars

It was yesterday, while lounging around on a lazy Sunday (is there any kind better?), that I caught that Misti Dawn had mentioned that she was out of the Vivid Video parody of Star Wars. I was like, "What the fuck?" Seriously, to me and many others this was, and is, an epic fail.

I've long supported Misti, especially in this blog, and with good reason. She's a real fan with real knowledge and love for geek stuff like George Lucas' classic, beloved, and influential sci-fi series. We've even tweeted about Star Wars (she owns a Wampa rug for chrissakes!). Any true fan would have loved to see her in a porn version of it. I mean she's beautiful, sexy, and a fellow geek how can you not?

Clearly she is someone fans like me want to see in the film. It would show and prove to us that the makers of the film do care about the audience they so wanna to get a hold of IE, geeks/ Star Wars fans.

Misti was/ is not happy; we feel the same way. Many tweets got immediately put up following her mentioning this. It proved that she has us on her side. It got hash tagged #StarWarsPornFail, which pretty much sums it up.

All of this was enough to cause some buzz in porno land. Something that proves once again that A. Misti has a lot of fans that love and support her and B. the power of things like Twitter.

I'm also guessing that somewhere out there in the galaxy Darth Vader and his Emperor are totally pissed off about her not being involved in the movie. And, you guys know the power of the Dark Side don't you?

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Asian P.O.V. 5

Title: Asian P.O.V. 5
Studio: Devil's Film
Cast: Dawn Ivy, Jessica Bangkok, Lyla Lei, Renae

The beautiful Jessica Bangkok starts this installment in the series. She's real good at talking dirty. I love the fact that she mentions her Asian mouth and pussy. It's very sexy. She gives a good blow-job. The fucking is nice, but there is too much focusing on insertion shots. It ends with a disappointing load getting shot on her snatch.

The sexy and beautiful Sasha Hollander is next. She wears the exact same thing she wore in Asian Fever #35. No complaints from he, though, as is it looks so hot on her! She comes off as so sexy as she sucks cock and fucks. I like it when she gets off the dick and jerks it off and then gets back to fucking! It does lose some steam as I would have loved the load to hit her face and not her ass like it does, here.

Renae, our babe from the third scene, is so yummy and slutty! Her hair looks real sexy! She's a great dirty talker. Her drool filled blow-job is truly great stuff! Also great is her ass. Once she gets flipped over for doggie style, I was dying! Another thing I like about her is her pussy, which has some bush. She takes the load on her belly. By and far the best scene in the movie.

We then get the lovely Lyla Lei. It's pretty sexy stuff at the beginning with a good BJ. Her ass is real nice, and I went insane when she got fucked doggie style! I also find her tiny boobs to be totally sweet! Still, at times, this decent scene loses my interest. He comes on her pussy.

Our last scene has the stunning cover girl Dawn Ivy. I simply love her long, black hair! She's very sexy and truly amazing at sucking dick and balls. When she rubs the cock against her snatch, then takes it in, it made me go bonkers! She gets fucked cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, and doggie style. Then he blows his load on her crotch.

This is an OK movie. Unarguably, the best scene comes courtesy of Renae. The other scenes range from good to decent, but the lack of facials really hurts this one. This could have been and should have been great, but alas it misses that mark. Still, see, at the very least, for those good moments, as they are quite nice. The movie is shot in HD. It looks good, but a bit soft times. The sound is really good, though.

As far as extras we get some OK trailers and an OK photo gallery. The pop shot recap is weak, cause well the pop shots are weak.

2 & 1/2 out of 4 Woodies

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Hot Asian Girl of the Month: Bai Ling

So, this is May, my fav month, cause its the real start of gorgeous weather and my birthday month, as well. And, for my b-day month I picked a woman, that I would LOVE to have at my b-day party, the beautiful and sexy Bai Ling!

Bai Ling was born Chengdu, China in 1966. Her dad was a musician and later music teacher. Her mother was a stage actress. Bai would go on to say that she was a shy child and that stage acting was a way for her to open up.

Bai began her acting career in China in 1984. She came to the US in 1991. In 1994 she starred in the classic The Crow as the half-sister/ lover of the villain. I gotta say I found her sexy as soon as I saw her in the movie. She looked hot as fuck!!!! And, she did a shower scene, too!

Her most celebrated role was in Red Corner alongside Richard Gere. She even got on People's 50 Most Beautiful list.

In 2005 she posed for Playboy, but according to her it caused it get cut out of Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith. Lucas denies this. He says she was cut out a year before hand. But, I say she's saying the truth, and he is full of shit.
Bai, by the way, was also on Lost. Of course, I had stopped watching this miserable show, by then, but regardless, here it is:


Bai Ling is definitely a wacky chick, but I would go as far as saying that is part of her appeal. She says she is from the Moon. When, she was Chelsea Handler's Chelsea Lately round table she mentioned this. She was never on again. Which is proof that Chelsea can be lame, sometimes. Cause, Bai should have been a regular!!!

By the way, if she is from the Moon, then I need to visit there! Cause, if Moonites look like her, than I need to leave NYC and move to the Moon!

I met Bai Ling this past weekend (another reason I picked her this month) at Chiller. She looked gorgeous! Quite honestly I was a little flabbergasted by meeting her. I had very little to say, as I was in total awe of her exquisite beauty. But, I did get a pic with her!! That's all win, right there!! She also sang on stage.

While I don't have footage of her onstage at Chiller, here is a vid of her signing "I Touch Myself". Which is funny cause I'm share many touch themselves to her!


You can learn more about this babe by checking out her blog. Honestly, half the time I have no clue what she is talking about. But, you won't care, cause she always posts sexy pics if herself! Go here to check it out: http://ling-bai.blogspot.com/

Bai is easily one of the sexiest mainstream actress around. She loves showing skin, and we love seeing it! You gotta love her boobies and her legs!! Plus, she has tattoos, too, and that's almost always hot. But, her personality also makes her a lot of fun. In all, Bai Ling is one of my fav mainstream actresses!
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Chiller Theatre Con 4/30/2011

After having missed out on last year's October show my friends and I were determined not to do the same this year! And, so we headed off to New Jersey for another adventure at the world's greatest con!! I went with Alan and Baldwin and met up with Pat and Matt at the show.

The first celeb I went up to was the very pretty Mercedes McNab. Her character and her portrayal of said character, Harmony, had long been one of my favs on Buffy and Angel. She signed the back of my season 5 of Buffy, as Clare "Glory" Kramer had already signed the front of it at the Big Apple Con, last year.

The next person that I went up to was the one, I most wanted to meet the most: the beautiful Bai Ling!!!! Bai looked stunning, and she signed my DVD of one of my fav movies, The Crow. I got pic with her, as well!

In the pit, was also the very pretty Mariana Klaveno, aka Lorna from True Blood. She signed my blu-ray of season 2. I told her that I loved her on the show, but that I was definitely cheering when she died. She laughed, and said something to the effect of the fact that she was a villain.

Next on my list was Eddie trunk. I'm a HUGE fan of VH-1 Classic's That Metal Show, and while I had been to one of their tapings, I had never met any of them. Being that Eddie had his first book out, Eddie Trunk's Essential Guide to Hard Rock and Heavy Metal, I felt now would be the perfect time to do just that. I requested that they bring the show back to the East Coast, and that they have Doro on the show. In the end, though, he said it is up to the execs. Regardless, he's a cool guy, and Jim Florentine, sitting next to him, was funny as fuck!

We decided to take a break and chill for a little while, and for my friend Pat, it meant that Dr. Satan could come out and play!!

I manged to get a shitload of things at the dealers room. I bought on DVD: Nikkatsu Roman Porn Trailer Collection (which I reserved at Diabolik), House by the Cemetery, Female Demon Ohyaku, Combat Shock (two disc special edition), and on blu-ray I got City of the Living Dead and Santa Sangre.

I got one more autograph in the form of A Nightmare on Elm Street's still beautiful Amanda Wyss. I had meant to meet her earlier, but the line to just get into the room that she was in was to fucking long!! But, that changed late in the afternoon and I just walked in. She is so sweet and nice in person. She talked to fans, and asked about their horror flick T-shirts! She's so awesome!! And, like I said still so beautiful!! She signed my now out of print version of the special edition of the aforementioned Wes Craven's classic.

With that I got the most autographs in recent times, if not ever at Chiller! I topped last year where I got four, but admit ably one (Sherilyn Fenn) was not for me, as it was a gift for my friend Kristie. Anyways, all were for me this time around, so yay!

After chilling and pizza and whatnot we went to the party!!! The Dead Elvi opened up and kicked major ass!!!

The Cool Ghoul Zacherly joined them for The Monster Mash next! As is always the case with this, it was all kinds of awesome!!!
Next to join them was Jane Wiedlin of The Go-Gos. She sang some of their classics. After she was done Bai Ling sang a song!! Total awesomeness!! This proves it, anything with Bai Ling were the highlights of the day, well to me anyways. I kept screaming, "I love you!" Cause, well, I'm a geek! =D
The Dead Elvi continued their ass kicking ways and Mother Chick (aka the babe from the original Mother video from Danzig), dressed as Supergirl, rocked out onstage with them!

Next up came Tony Clifton, who my friends Alan and Matt were insane about!! Anyways, he was pretty funny, I must say, although my knowledge of him is, admit ably limited.
We saw Akihiro Kitamura of The Human Centipede at the party. Rollie (who came with his girlfriend Rachel and Wally later in the day) wanted a pic with him, and so did I. I went up to him, and we got it! He's a real cool guy, by the way!!! Anyways, Rollie had missed last April's Chiller, but when he saw the aforementioned Sherilyn Fenn pic that I got with her, he knew he had to come this time around.

The last band that played were the awesome Ingrid and the Defectors. Man, they sure kicked major fucking ass!!!! Their signer, Ingrid (duh!), is a major hottie, I think. Their set was just awesome. They covered my all time fav L7 song Shit List and a Iggy Pop song, and they just fucking ripped it!!! Awesome!!!!
And, so another Chiller closes. But, it gave us all great memories and fun times. Here's to Chiller THE best horror con in the world. Until the next one, we love you, Chiller! :)

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