The 50 Most Beautiful Asian Porn Stars Ever, pt. 1, 50-41

Asian women are the most beautiful in the world. Porn stars are the sexiest women in the world. Hence Asian porn stars, quite simply rule. Anyone, who knows me or reads this blog on a regular basis already knows my love for both. Which is why when one of my online friends sent me the link to Complex Magazine's The 50 Hottest Asian Porn Stars of All Time, it felt like a list I should've done. Actually their picks and the list itself is pretty, damn good. Some omissions are pretty clear, to me though.

So, I asked my readers if they want to see me do my own version of this list. They responded positively, so here it is, the first of a five part series. Enjoy and let me know your thoughts.

50. Nyla Thai- Older sister to the lovely Lucy Thai this sexy babe did less work than she did, but is regardless, a boneriffic babe in her own right. You gotta love that sexy ass and tanned skin!






49. Nautica Thorn- This Hawaiian honey has a strong following among porn aficionados. A mix of Japanese, Puerto Rican, and Hawaiian gives her cute exotic looks and an awesome ass that drives fans crazy! Personally speaking I love her large, almond-shaped eyes and her pretty smile, and, of course, that aforementioned behind!





48. Shay Jordan- Born in the Philippines, this half-German, half-Filipino cutie is a former Digital Playground contract girl. While, she is not shooting movies anymore, she will undeniably always have a place among porn's elite if only cause she was one of the key players in the classic, and my personal favorite porn film, Pirates: Stagnotti's Revenge. And, that's not even counting all the other hot work she's done! Beyond that she has a such cute face and nice behind.

47. Lucy Thai- The younger of the two Thai sisters is just so fucking hot. She has really sexy full lips, a nice set of natural boobs, and her ass is pretty fucking tasty, too. She always has a sexy look in her beautiful eyes that makes me melt. Among other things, occurring...





46. Ava Devine- Holy fuck! Can there be a girl on this list nastier than Ava? In fact, it is pretty inarguable that she is one of the nastiest porn stars EVER!! This curvy, yummy babe is up for just about ANYTHING! And, then some!! It's pretty much near impossible to not be turned on by her. I, and I am sure many others, have gone through a factories' worth of tissues thanks to her hot, hot, hot scenes. A definitive favorite of my pants and me.


45. Mya Luanna- I think if sexy, hot Asian chick was in the dictionary, Mya Luanna would most definitely be an example of that phrase. Mya has such a pretty face and beautiful eyes that they will just steal your heart away. Her scenes were really fucking good, too. A personal favorite comes from Asian Fever: Sex Objects in which she and the beautiful Kina Kai have a HOT as fuck threesome with some dude. This scene is part of my spank-bank, and I think you'll wanna add it to yours as well!




44. Miko Sinz- She is undeniably beautiful. I mean look at her. Miko has what has to be one of the prettiest faces I have seen. Plus, she has a sexy little body to go along with it! Her scenes tend to be really sexy, as well. Is there any real surprise why this babe was last month's hot Asian girl of the month? Nope. I didn't fucking think so!





43. Jade Hsu- I have to be honest right now. Hsu is the babe for the month of September on my Women of the East 2011 calender, and I cannot stop looking at that ass of hers! It's pretty freaking amazing! She also has a drop-dead, beautiful face. This Korean/ Caucasian honey maybe long retired from the porn world, but she'll always rank as one of it's prettiest babes.




42. Fujiko Kano- From the first time I saw this underrated and stunning goddess, I fell in love. This Japanese honey has a great pair of natural knockers and a truly gorgeous face. It's a shame more porn fans don't know of her, cause she had really sexy attitude. My favorite movie of hers, that I seen, is No Man's Land: Asian Edition 2. Check it out and be sure to have a box of Kleenex close by!




41. Jayna Oso- This Hawaiian anal queen, of Asian and Irish decent, has a beautiful face that will melt hearts. And, she takes it in the butt in a way that will make your dick spray. And, she is much nastier than her pretty face would lead you to believe. She has done both double vaginal and double anal. Which means her fans, myself included, definitely miss her now that she is not shooting smut anymore.

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Dead Hooker in a Trunk

Title: Dead Hooker in a Trunk
Directors and writers: Jen and Sylvia Soska
Cast: Rikki Gagne, Jen Soska, Sylvia Soska, C.J. Wallis, Lloyd Bateman, Farley M. Gagne, Tasha Moth
Year: 2009
Min: 92 min

Two beautiful twins, a Badass sexy one (Sylvia Soska) and a Geek(y) hot one (Jen Soska), and their two friends, the Bible-thumping Goody-Two Shoes (C.J. Wallis) and the hard rocking Junkie (Rikki Gagne), find a dead hooker (Tasha Moth) in their trunk. Shit starts going from bad to worse for them, as they confront chainsaw and machete wielding criminals (maybe they watched Friday the 13th and Scarface one too many times), a crazy cowboy pimp, and a serial killer. All the while they try to keep their act together and not let things fall apart for them.

This low-budget indie flick is the debut from the lovely and talented Soska sisters who do a great job despite the multiple hats that they wear in the movie. It moves at a nice pace and is so clearly fun and enjoyable, it's hard not to love it.

The acting ranges from good to adequate. The four leads in particular do a fine job with their roles. For the most part you like their characters. Badass comes off as a bitch many times, but she's meant to. And, even she has moments where you can't help but cheer her on. It also helps that the twins are extremely beautiful. I think you will find your new horror crushes in the Soska sisters, dear readers and friends.

It's actually quite a funny and thoroughly enjoyable movie throughout it's running time. I really like that the humor is quite dark, even necrophilia is thrown in for good measure! There are also some pretty dark and brutal moments, that keep you on your toes and remind you that you are watching a genre piece, and good one at that.

The gore FX are well enough done. There is chainsaw arm cutting, violent beat-downs, torture, head-shots, and other sanguinary slaughter to make sure the gorehounds stay happy.

In all this Canadian, black comedy mix of gore and action is one of my favorite indie/ underground horror films in quite a while. It certainly ranks along the best of this year's genre releases. Plus, I think it has one of the greatest titles in the history of cinema (which has also drawn some controversy for it at festivals, so I have read). I think the Soska sisters have a great future in the genre, and I totally await their next project, American Mary (with the lovely Katherine Isabelle of Ginger Snaps fame).

Dead Hooker in a Trunk is currently available on DVD in Britain, but US fans can see it streaming on Amazon for a measly 4 bucks here: http://www.amazon.com/Dead-Hooker-in-a-Trunk/dp/B005FYL60E/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1316281693&sr=8-1 IFC films is releasing, so I very much look forward to getting this one and adding it to my collection, when it hits DVD in our neck of the woods.

***1/2 out of ****

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Horror Crush: Melissa George

Ahh, Melissa Geogre, I been a fan of this babe since my eyes, and my pants, first got captivated by her on Alias. It actually turns out, though, that I have actually been a fan of this Australian babe for far longer, than that, something I only learned from doing research for this post.

The naturally curvy beauty was born in Perth, Western Australia on August 6, 1976. This makes her 35 years old.

She made her acting debut in the excellent cult classic Dark City from Alex (The Crow) Proyas. She played a hooker and got nude. This would actually be the first time that I would be seeing her. She has a really nice rack and a great ass, and I do recall being happy she showed them in the movie. The movie, itself, is an amazing gothic sci-fi movie that is one of my favorites. It's visually captivating and simply breath-taking, not unlike her! Of course, it's a small role, but you won't be forgetting it anytime soon!

Her next role of interest to genre fans is from another favorite movie of mine: Mulholland Drive. A smart, sexy, and dark mystery movie, this is, in my book, David Lynch's best film. It might also be her sexiest role. She even shares a yummy lesbian kiss with the beautiful Laura Harring!

After being on Alias, she moved on to her next project: the remake of The Amityville Horror. While, the other two movies had elements that horror fans could appreciate, this was her first true terror film. It ain't no where near the level of the aforementioned movies, though. But, it ain't that bad, I don't think. Her acting and Ryan Reynolds is good. Besides, she looks fucking hot. I really like her ass in those jeans and her boobs in the tight sweaters that she wears, in it. And, hey when you compare this one to something like Amityville 3D or Amityville: The New Generation it looks like a masterpiece. Of, course that ain't saying much, but...

And, it is certainly light years ahead of Saw wanna-be Turistas, which despite having her (topless) and Olivia Wylde in bikinis and some gore and torture; it's really quite boring. Again, I have seen worse than this, but with better movies out there, why waste your time with this dreck? For George completionists only.30

George finally did an actual quality horror movie in the form of the awesome and ass kicking 30 Days of Night. A fast paced and violent good time, this adaptation of the best selling comic is a welcome change from pussy vampires. George looks beautiful as a snow bunny. Plus, this role allows her to kick some ass.

I am sad to say that I have yet to see her next horror film, Triangle, which I have heard nothing but good things about. Especially when you take into account just how much I enjoyed director Christopher Smith's Severance.

Melissa George is simply stunning, so much so that she does help to distract you from some the lesser stuff she has been in. She has beautiful, big blue eyes and luscious, kissable lips. As, I said before I really love her tits and her butt. No less an expert, than Dani Filth from Cradle of Filth, called her one of his fav horror babes. Here's hoping she does more genre work and hopefully with as little clothing as possible.

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The Internet's Funniest Woman: Grace Helbig

It's official, I am in love with the beautiful and funny Grace Helbig! She makes me laugh my ass off, and for that I am very grateful. Plus, she's so freaking hot.

This blonde haired and brown-eyed New Jersey native has become my favorite comedian on the internet, no doubt about it. I must admit that I post a lot of her stuff on my Twitter, my Facebook, and here as well, in hopes of getting more of you guys into her and enjoy her brand of humor. And, of course, to ogle at her, as well (come on, would you expect anything less from me?).

One of the videos she posted last week about training your pussy is so fucking awesome and had me laughing hysterically! I played it for a friend last night, who loved it, as well. I am gonna say this right now: this is one of the greatest and most laugh-out-loud videos in the history of youtube.


As I said last time, she has been doing news reports for Attack of the Show, but since then she has been on the show more often. And, that has made me a very happy camper. On yesterday's episode, she covered LA Exxxotica. Now, I've covered their Jersey show many times, but I ain't as cute as she is. Highlights include the lovely Jenna Haze taking her around, Grace coping a feel of Gianna Michaels's amazing, God-given boobs, and Grace in an orgasm contest. Enjoy:

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In closing, I would like to rephrase what the title to this post, says. She isn't just the funniest woman on the net. Nope. She's the funniest woman on God's green Earth. Chelsea Handler who?

Oh, and don't forget to subscribe to her Youtube channel. You'll love it and her, I guarantee it!

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R.I.P. Andy Whitfield 1972-2011

Last night, I was deeply saddened to hear of the passing of Andy Whitfield on Twitter. At only 39 he had sub come to lymphoma. I teared up immediately as I read the tweet.

Andy was born in Amlwch, Wales on July 17, 1972. While, he did a few films and TV shows, most fans, myself included knew him best from the amazing Starz series Spartacus: Blood and Sand. I was a HUGE fan of the first seasons of the show. It was, to me, the ultimate guy's show with action, drama, kick ass characters, babes, nudity, sex, and graphic violence. The season finale left me pumped and excited.

Whitfield made for a great hero, one you could rally for and cheer on. You wanted him to kick the bad guy's asses and kill them for what they did to him. To that extent, Whitfield embodied the ultimate hero in Spartacus. Sadly, it was soon revealed that he had lymphoma. The second season was a prequel to the first one, done because they wanted Whitfield to recover. I never watched that season, cause I wanted to see what happens next. I didn't care to see what happened before. Maybe, it was a mistake on my part, I don't know.

When it became apparent that Whitfield couldn't come back for the upcoming, next season, Spartacus: Vengeance, he got replaced by Liam McIntyre. I look forward to seeing that in January.

But, I will miss Whitfield. McIntyre has huge shoes to fill. It won't be easy. But, I wish him the best of luck.

As for us fans, we lost a great talent and who seems to be a good man in Whitfield. My prayers go out to his family and loved ones. God bless him, and may he R.I.P. We will surely miss him.

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Warrior

Title: Warrior
Director: Gavin O'Connor
Writers: Gavin O'Connor, Anthony Tambakis, and Cliff Dorfman
Cast: Tom Hardy, Nick Nolte, Joel Edgerton, Jennifer Morrison, Frank Grillo, Kevin Dunn

Tommy (Tom Hardy), the youngest of two sons, enlists his former alcoholic father (Nick Nolte) to train him for an MMA tournament. Meanwhile, his older brother Brendan (Joel Edgerton), a former UFC fighter turned high school teacher, is facing eviction along with his pretty wife (the leggy Jennifer Mossison) and their two kids. He decides to return to the world of MMA (mix martial arts) to get the cash he and his family desperately need. But, this estranged family are on the path on confrontation.

This is an excellent and amazing film. One does not need to be a fan of MMA to enjoy it, since there is a lot of great aspects of it that will appeal to all fans of quality cinema. Of course, if you are a fellow fan of this great sport (I, myself, simply love MMA), then you most definitely need to see it.

The acting is perfect from the whole cast. Hardy gives my favorite acting of the year, so far. He plays a character that is tough and yet totally admirable. Edgerton is also great, as is Nolte (who I have always been a big fan of), both of whom add great sympathy to their respective roles.

The story is involving, though I wish the trailer didn't give away so damn much. Regardless, I felt myself get caught up in the story. I felt pumped up, and also moved. There are some touching and heartfelt moments (involving such themes as heroism and family), but also some genuinely kick ass parts of the movie that had me wanting to go whoop some ass myself. I found myself cheering during the duration of the film for both our heroes, throughout various parts of the it.

I also felt inspired by the movie. Here are two brothers who struggle to get where they are at. You want them succeed and feel for them, and even feel that you can do it, too (not fight in MMA, necessarily, but just succeed in general).

I love the way the fight scenes were shot and edited. There are some cool POV shots, where you feel you are getting pummeled. Hardy is a fucking animal in the octagon and made my blood pump as I felt ready to take on the world, myself. Fight fans should also pay attention, to the cameos by one of my fav UFC guys Rashad Evans and WWE/ TNA legend Kurt Angle. Angle's role is fucking cool, and if you are a fellow wrestling you will find the irony in it so awesome!

In all, Warrior is my favorite movie that I have seen so far, this year. It left me feeling great, as if I could take on the world itself, yet it was able to touch my heart as well. I give this movie my highest possible recommendation.

**** out of ****

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Tila Tequila Rides a Sybian on the Howard Stern Show

The gorgeous Tila Tequila made an appearance on the Howard Stern Show that was one of the hottest moments in the show's entire run. My eyes almost popped out of my sockets seeing this. Truly amazing!

It happened on July 29th of this year. While, she was sexy through out and looked beautiful, it was the moment that she rode a Sybian, for the uninitiated that's a sex machine with a dildo attached to it, and it seems came, that this show reached epic proportions. Actually, she says she came before that, as she was playing with herself. Plus, she shows her tits, whcih she says are real. Whether they are, or aren't they look awesome!

Honestly, I don't think Howard has been relevant in years, and I haven't given a flying fuck about him since they stopped airing his show on E! But, I'm a long time fan of Tila, and this is one of my fav moments of hers, and considering who we are talking about that is saying A LOT (NOTE: I said one of my favs, not in fact my fav).

The clip is pretty naughty, and totally NSFW so be advised of that before you going clicking play. Other than that, enjoy!

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Preview: Hard Anal Love

While perusing through the Freeones bulletin boards I came across another sure winner from Evil Angel: Hard Anal Love. The trailer looks hot as hell, and the cast is absolute gorgeous, including two favorites of mine, Julia Ann and London Keyes. The other babes are all gorgeous as well, and all of them just won my fandom. The sex looks real nasty and hot. Surely, this one will have you buying tons of more Kleenex.

Check out the trailer here, but I warn you this is as NSFW as it gets, but with a title like this, I am sure you already knew that. http://www.evilangelvideo.com/title/1000009622

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The Killing Jar

Title: The Killing Jar
Director & writer: Mark Young
Cast: Michael Madsen, Harold Parrniaeu, Amber Benson, Kevin Gage, Lew Temple, Danny Trejo

At a quaint and quiet little roadside diner a group of strangers are held hostage by a psychotic gunman (Michael Madsen). But, when a criminal businessman (Jake Busey) walks in looking for a professional hitman, he needs to pay off, they notice that now there are two deadly killers with them. And, they have no clue who the second one is...

This violent thriller is actually a pretty damn fun. It has a good cast, and although, I figured out who the second killer was in a second, I was entertained.

Madsen is great as the lead antagonist and he comes off very menacing. Also, good is the lovely Ms. Benson, in her best role since her days as Tara on Buffy the Vampire Slayer.The rest of the cast rounds it with solid performances, as well.

The film is pretty violent, with gory squibs, an exploding head courtesy of a shotgun, and bloody head shots. While, not really a horror film, it has enough genre material to interest fans. The climax is exciting and the ending had me cheering. So, while this movie is certainly no classic, it is engrossing and likable enough that you'll wanna make a pit stop with it.

**1/2 out of ****

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Music Mix: Feel the Power!

There are songs that when I listen to them I just feel great inside, for whatever reason that maybe. Perhaps it's the lyrics, the band, the feel of the song,l it jsut depends on the track or so many other factors. This, my latest mix, and my first in six months, is filled with songs that give me that good feeling. I wanna rock out to them, I wanna sign along to them, and some even empower me.

My intention is to do the same for you, hence the title. The nude beauty on the cover is the always stunning, sexy, and sweet Courtney Cummz. Why her? Cause, I think just looking at her will make you feel good. And, as I have said before here, her "cute" blog always gives me a positive feeling whenever I read it, so she goes along perfectly with this mix.

For those of you feeling down, I hope this mix lifts up yours spirits, and for those already of us feeling good, it'll add to the happiness. I made to sure to include a good variety of classic and modern hard rock, metal, metalcore, thrash, and groove metal. Enjoy and rock on, my metal brothers and sisters!!!

The cover and track listing is above, and you can download the mix, itself, here: http://www.4shared.com/file/Feonf0g2/Feel_the_Power.html

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