The 50 Most Beautiful Asian Porn Stars Ever, pt. 1, 50-41

Asian women are the most beautiful in the world. Porn stars are the sexiest women in the world. Hence Asian porn stars, quite simply rule. Anyone, who knows me or reads this blog on a regular basis already knows my love for both. Which is why when one of my online friends sent me the link to Complex Magazine's The 50 Hottest Asian Porn Stars of All Time, it felt like a list I should've done. Actually their picks and the list itself is pretty, damn good. Some omissions are pretty clear, to me though.

So, I asked my readers if they want to see me do my own version of this list. They responded positively, so here it is, the first of a five part series. Enjoy and let me know your thoughts.

50. Nyla Thai- Older sister to the lovely Lucy Thai this sexy babe did less work than she did, but is regardless, a boneriffic babe in her own right. You gotta love that sexy ass and tanned skin!






49. Nautica Thorn- This Hawaiian honey has a strong following among porn aficionados. A mix of Japanese, Puerto Rican, and Hawaiian gives her cute exotic looks and an awesome ass that drives fans crazy! Personally speaking I love her large, almond-shaped eyes and her pretty smile, and, of course, that aforementioned behind!





48. Shay Jordan- Born in the Philippines, this half-German, half-Filipino cutie is a former Digital Playground contract girl. While, she is not shooting movies anymore, she will undeniably always have a place among porn's elite if only cause she was one of the key players in the classic, and my personal favorite porn film, Pirates: Stagnotti's Revenge. And, that's not even counting all the other hot work she's done! Beyond that she has a such cute face and nice behind.

47. Lucy Thai- The younger of the two Thai sisters is just so fucking hot. She has really sexy full lips, a nice set of natural boobs, and her ass is pretty fucking tasty, too. She always has a sexy look in her beautiful eyes that makes me melt. Among other things, occurring...





46. Ava Devine- Holy fuck! Can there be a girl on this list nastier than Ava? In fact, it is pretty inarguable that she is one of the nastiest porn stars EVER!! This curvy, yummy babe is up for just about ANYTHING! And, then some!! It's pretty much near impossible to not be turned on by her. I, and I am sure many others, have gone through a factories' worth of tissues thanks to her hot, hot, hot scenes. A definitive favorite of my pants and me.


45. Mya Luanna- I think if sexy, hot Asian chick was in the dictionary, Mya Luanna would most definitely be an example of that phrase. Mya has such a pretty face and beautiful eyes that they will just steal your heart away. Her scenes were really fucking good, too. A personal favorite comes from Asian Fever: Sex Objects in which she and the beautiful Kina Kai have a HOT as fuck threesome with some dude. This scene is part of my spank-bank, and I think you'll wanna add it to yours as well!




44. Miko Sinz- She is undeniably beautiful. I mean look at her. Miko has what has to be one of the prettiest faces I have seen. Plus, she has a sexy little body to go along with it! Her scenes tend to be really sexy, as well. Is there any real surprise why this babe was last month's hot Asian girl of the month? Nope. I didn't fucking think so!





43. Jade Hsu- I have to be honest right now. Hsu is the babe for the month of September on my Women of the East 2011 calender, and I cannot stop looking at that ass of hers! It's pretty freaking amazing! She also has a drop-dead, beautiful face. This Korean/ Caucasian honey maybe long retired from the porn world, but she'll always rank as one of it's prettiest babes.




42. Fujiko Kano- From the first time I saw this underrated and stunning goddess, I fell in love. This Japanese honey has a great pair of natural knockers and a truly gorgeous face. It's a shame more porn fans don't know of her, cause she had really sexy attitude. My favorite movie of hers, that I seen, is No Man's Land: Asian Edition 2. Check it out and be sure to have a box of Kleenex close by!




41. Jayna Oso- This Hawaiian anal queen, of Asian and Irish decent, has a beautiful face that will melt hearts. And, she takes it in the butt in a way that will make your dick spray. And, she is much nastier than her pretty face would lead you to believe. She has done both double vaginal and double anal. Which means her fans, myself included, definitely miss her now that she is not shooting smut anymore.

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Complex Magazine Declares Tori Black the Hottest Porn Star (Right Now)

Very recently Complex magazine did a list of The Top 100 Hottest Pornstars (Right Now), on their website. At number one is one of the most beautiful women, ever, Tori Black! More on my thoughts on her spot in a bit, but first let me talk about the list, itself.

Now, I've heard varying opinions on the list. Many fans liked it, but some in the industry didn't, saying that some of the girls aren't even working anymore (which would go against the whole "right now" thing). Fans though, seem to be enjoying it, at the very least. Of course, there are the typical complaints of who ranked where, but most of the feedback I heard has been quite good.

My own thoughts? Well, I like seeing a mainstream mag covering porn (come on Maxim, I love ya, but you need to get with it!). Some rankings where indeed questionable, but not enough for me to really bitch about it. I am glad to see Asian babes ranked, but more needed to be in there (well, that's just a taste thing in my case), like Lucky Starr, for example. In fact, my biggest complaint was actually in who was NOT there. Perhaps, the biggest omission is Misti Dawn. Seriously, how is the geek goddess of porn not there? And, where is Alexis Amore? Still, it's great to see Adrenalynn, Asa Akira, London Keyes, Jessica Bangkok, Kaylani Lei, April O'Neil, and others, including, of course, the aforementioned Ms. Black, on the list.

It's hard to argue with Ms. Black being their number one pick. Of course, her current status in the biz is still in question, but there is no denying her hotness. I have long declared her to be one of THE most beautiful women anywhere. And, she most certainly is. Personally, I would have ranked her as #2 and have their #4, Asa Akira, in at #1 (their #2 Isis Taylor would be fine as #3). Asa is my fav current babe and her status is still fucking on screen. Also, she is without a shadow of a doubt one of the most popular performers right now.

Regardless, I congradulate Ms. Black on topping the list. It's very rare that I have little to no problem with a girl getting the #1 spot on any babe list. In fact, for the most part I am super happy about it.

I think Tori Black will go down in history as one of the industry's hottest and most beautiful women. Whether it be right now or of all time, cause the bottom line is Tori Black fucking rules!

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Hot Asian Girl of the Month- Grace Park

Since this January 16 marks the final ten episodes of the greatest sci-fi show ever, I figured that none would be a better choice to be my Hot Asian of the Month, than the show's beautiful star, Grace Park.

Grace was born on March 14, 1974 in Los Angeles, CA, her parents moved to Canada when she was just 22 months old. She grew up in Vancouver. Of Korean descent this beauty speaks both Korean and English; she is currently learning Spanish.

Her first role was a very memorable one. She plays the hottie Asian babe that makes out with another Asian babe in the club at the beginning of the film.

I remember watching this scene, way before anybody had any clue who the hell she was, and feeling, 'er very happy! Hope this brings back nice memories to you, too:

Grace Park in Romeo must die


But of course, most of us know this goddess from her on role Battlestar Galatica. Playing both Sharon "Boomer" Varelii and Sharon "Athena" Agathon, as well all other versions of Number Eight , she is one of my fav characters on the show. It has given her the chance to play both good and evil and develop two characters so complex that they really help to serve as proof as to why I proclaim this to be the greatest sci-fi show in the history of television. Her storyline with her child was both engaging and touching. Beyond all her beauty, Park is a great actress. She makes us care for her or hate her, depending on what character she playing or what she is doing in said scene. And, she manages to stand out on a show full of babes. And, that fellow readers and friends is saying a lot.

Her beauty has been in display in various magazines, including a classic layout in Maxim.

Man, I love Maxim magazine:



As I said in my list of the 70 Hottest Babes of 2008 (where ranked in at number 3!), she appeared in Complex magazine last year. A great spread, I pretty much LOVE this issue! The pics are so sexy.

Complex gets mad props for it!

She is unarguably one of the most beautiful women in the history of television.

Her perfect face, smoking hot body, and stunning smile break the heart of any man alive. And, seriously if Cylons looked like her and enslaved humanity, I would actually not complain about that! She is currently on The Cleaner on A&E and The Border on CBC (that's a Canadian TV station, for my fellow Americans).

I do hope she does more genre work (I would LOVE to see her in a horror movie!). But no matter what she does, you can be assured that she will shine in it.

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Battlestar Galatica- The Greatest Sci-Fi Show Ever!

Man, I only recently got into this AMAZING sci-fi show. Why? Did it take, yours truly, so long? Well, I never liked the original show. I always thought, even as a kid, that it was a piece of shit (sorry to any fans out there, but that is my opinion). So, cut to the present, with too much free time and other reasons, I decide that I wanna finally wanna check what the hype for this show is all about. Behold, they have season 1, 2.0, and 2.5 for 20 bucks each at Circuit City last month. So, I cave in and get them.

Having just finished season 1 , as well as sn 2.0 , and currently into season 2.5 , I can tell you that this show owns! It is worth every bit of hype that it gets. Gone is the cheese and lameness of the original (I know, I know it has it's fans, but I just told you I ain't one of them!).

It is much darker, violent, sexy, and deeper than that show could ever dream of being. It touches on so many subjects: life, religion, war, what it is to be human, I mean jeez, this show is perfect! The characters are complexly written and so is what happens around them. Despite the sci-fi trappings it is a drama first and foremost. A human drama, that I have become completely obsessed with. In fact, I find myself thinking about this show, and waht happens in it, quite often. Beyond the adjectives I just gave to you, I can add involving, uplifting, powerful, inspiring. This is the only sci-fi show that I have ever cried or been shocked, or been disgusted by the actions of the characters. And, many of those characters are not even Cylons!

The story, I will sum it up for you. Humans are at war with the Cylons . We made them, but now they have evolved and made themselves look and feel like humans . The Galatica looks to find the mythological planet known as Earth. All the while, evading and defeating the Cylons. I ain't telling you anything else. Go see it for yourself.

The cast is amazing , and their acting is excellent. I have long been a fan of Edward James Olmos and he is fucking awesome in this show. His character (Commander Adama) is one of my five fav characters in the show. Who is my fav? I'll answer that in a few seconds.

The visual style of the series is great, and it all helps to keep the show grounded in reality. I like the fact that they use bullets, as opposed to laser fire. Not only does it make for messier violence (in a show that is pretty violent and intense for TV, no less), but, well like I said before, it keeps all more real.

OK, so I know that you are saying, "Wait, this is the Master, and yet, he is not talking about how hot the babes are in this show. " Well, of course, I am gonna discuss that! Like I said the show is a lot sexier than the old show ever was. I know Tricia Helfer gets a lot of press. Now, she is fucking hot and all and is very sexy, seductive, and deadly in her role as Cylon Six who has a relationship with a human Dr. Baltar. She was also in Playboy . But, personaly speaking, my fav babe is Grace Park . She plays Sharon "Boomer" Valeri, who is also a Cylon (God, they really make them hot, don't they? ), but her character is very complex. As are her relationships with others. And, that answers the question of who is my fav character. It is Boomer! She was recently in Complex (ahh, coincidence, considering, what I just said) magazine and looked AMAZING in it . Truth be told Grace is one of the hottest women that ever lived.

Anywho, I know this 4th season will be the last one, but let me finish watching the rest of the show befoe I get to that. Till, then, I hope you fans keep watching, and that I may have convinced another of you guys, much like I was, to view this modern masterpiece. For this is THE greatest sci-fi show, ever!

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