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4/25/2012
You May Not Want to be Part of "The Client List
Oh Lifetime, how I loathe thee. The first time that I even heard about this godforsaken network, cause my mom used to watch it. A lot. Still, I know it's not for guys, so it is what it is. Hey, we have lots of stuff aimed at us, the ladies deserve their stuff to. The true issue arose when they decided to cast one of my favorite babes Jennifer Love Hewitt in their new show. And, I watched it. And, well now I'm here to answer the question of should I, meaning you guys who usually read my blog, be watching it?
The Client List was first a TV movie inspired by true events. I now remember the poster ads for it. Admit ably, they caught my eye, after all, I've liked Ms. Hewitt since she was in I Know What You Did Last Summer. She's always been gorgeous and has only gotten more so with the passing of time. In it she plays the mom of two kids who takes up escorting to care for her two kids. Anyway, I guess it was a hit, cause it inspired this new show of the same name!
Anyway, when the time came to advertise the series, they had poster up on NYC (the one that's at the top of this blog), featuring Hewitt's amazing
cleavage on full display. I had to stop and look at it. Wow!! Thank you God for giving her such a killer rack! Next thing you know, she's also on the cover of Maxim. The shoot inside is pretty fucking hot. She talks to the popular men's mag about the new series. Soon, I'm thinking, "Hey are they trying to advertise this series to us guys?" It sure seemed that way.
cleavage on full display. I had to stop and look at it. Wow!! Thank you God for giving her such a killer rack! Next thing you know, she's also on the cover of Maxim. The shoot inside is pretty fucking hot. She talks to the popular men's mag about the new series. Soon, I'm thinking, "Hey are they trying to advertise this series to us guys?" It sure seemed that way.
Well, I wasn't about to watch the series premiere on Sunday night three weeks ago. I mean to choose this over The Borgias?! I think not. But, they reaired (still do) at 11PM on Tues. And, I gave it a look. She's still a mom with two kids that has Sybil Shepard as a mom. But, this time her hubby leaves her. When she sees her hottie friend make money at a massage parlor, she wants in. She soon sees she needs to give happy endings. And, so the Hewitt cleavage and handie-job hour commences!!
Actually the first episode was not that bad. I was admit ably entertained. I mean it mostly had to do with looking at 
her rack but hey that works for me. The fact that she gave advice to clients was a stupid bit of storyline that says hey, this girl gives you a happy-ending and love advice does your massage chick do that?! I think not. Still, I found it hard to believe most of her clients are hunky guys. Why the fuck would they need to pay a chick to pull it for them?! Clearly this is more of Lifetime's shit. But, I was willing to overlook that, cause I would just look at her tits.The acting ranges from fair to whatever, but it's not like was looking for Oscar (Emmy?) Award winning performances here.
her rack but hey that works for me. The fact that she gave advice to clients was a stupid bit of storyline that says hey, this girl gives you a happy-ending and love advice does your massage chick do that?! I think not. Still, I found it hard to believe most of her clients are hunky guys. Why the fuck would they need to pay a chick to pull it for them?! Clearly this is more of Lifetime's shit. But, I was willing to overlook that, cause I would just look at her tits.The acting ranges from fair to whatever, but it's not like was looking for Oscar (Emmy?) Award winning performances here.
But, by the second episode a bunch of shitty melodrama was added all of which annoyed the fuck out of me. And, I found it hard watch. Worse even, it had less Hewitt cleavage. In fact, the best scene was towards the end, when it finally got interesting. And, bam! It's a fucking dream!! Epic fail. I gave it one more chance, last night. I admit it was better. By better I mean I didn't want to kill myself. That and her friend turned rival is a hottie Selena, played by Italian/ British babe Alicia Lagano, looked very delicious. And, was a total bitch. Which only makes her hotter. Not hotter than Hewitt but not many are.
I guess I'll watch next week. But, I think it safe to say that most of you guys need not ever watch this. But, 
I won't hold it against you. I mean I'm still watching. But, with Hewitt's beautiful face, hot God-given cleavage, killer legs, and nice ass, I'm finding it hard to say no. *sigh* 
I won't hold it against you. I mean I'm still watching. But, with Hewitt's beautiful face, hot God-given cleavage, killer legs, and nice ass, I'm finding it hard to say no. *sigh* 
11/01/2011
Hot Asian Girl of the Month: Jessica Gomes
November is the month where we give thanks. And, I that is exactly what I want to do for the beautiful Jessica Gomes! With a body like hers, I'm sure you'll be giving thanks for her as well. And, you'll be thanking me for picking her as November 2011's Hot Asian Girl of the Month.
Jessica was born in Perth, Australia on September 25, 1985. Her father is Portuguese and her mother is Singaporean-Chinese. In this month's Maxim, she told them that she got her "curves" from her dad's side and her "work ethic" from her mom.She began her career on the Australian TV Show Bush Patrol. Dude, keep your mind out of the gutter! The show is a children's show about their magical adventures in the bush and Aboriginal dreams.
OK, it still sounds funny, I admit it!
She has made appearances in many magazines and catalog's, including Teen Vogue, Glamour, and Victoria's Secrets. She has posed for Estee Lauder, DKNY, Levi's, and lots more. For Lauder she became the face of Diddy's Unforgivable fragrance.In 2009, she got her own reality show on Korean TV called My Name Is
Jessica Gomes. I usually complain about reality TV, but this time I won't!Jessica has also been a model for Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue. Now, I honestly I ain't cared about that mag since I was a kid. I mean with porn who needs that? That and I honestly don't like most of their models. I always complain about the lack of Asian girls, but Ms. Gomes makes up for this. Here she is proving that she is THE hottest model that mag has on it.
OK, honestly that accent makes that much hotter!!! Asian girl with an Australian accent? Good God, you can sign me up right now!!!!!Now, I must be honest, I didn't know about this goddess, until this month's
aformentioned Maxim came in my mail. I looked at the cover and said to myself, "Wow! A beautiful Asian girl with a Latin last name on the cover of Maxim! Nice!" Needless to say, that made me a happy camper. As much as I enjoy Maxim, they need to put more Asian girls on the cover. Anyway, it's a great cover and a great shoot and fun interview inside.
Jessica Gomes has a beautiful, flawless face. Her naturally curvy body is made to model swimsuits, in my book. With her sexy accent and her exotic looks she stands head and shoulders above most models on this side of the Earth. And, for that I am VERY thankful!
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8/18/2011
Random Hotness XI: Art of the Hotness
I'm give you two hotness posts this month!! Why? Well for the following three reasons:
1. I have some cool stuff to report on a couple of these babes.
2. I love you guys and know how much you love these.
3. It's an excuse to post pics and vids of beautiful women. In other words, as if you needed another reason!
Enjoy!
Alison Haislip- Few blondes get as much love or coverage here as Attack of the Show's mega-cutie. While, I still wish they used her more often, one of my dreams has become a reality: She's appearing in Maxim!!! Now, I figured she would never do nudity, so unlike that horrible Olivia Munn Playboy, she went to where what she is willing to do, would fit well. The issue is next month's (I hope/ believe), but I already can't wait for it to come to my mailbox!!! Here is a video behind the scene of her photo-shoot:
Miko Lee- But, if you want much naughtier videos then you need not look an further than the beautiful Miko Lee. Miko's production company is busy with some really exiting projects. One of them being the vampire project that I interviewed Misti Dawn about a few months ago: Forbitten Lust. Here is the SFW trailer. I think it looks fucking awesome!
If you want to see the hardcore, NSFW trailer, go here:
http://www.mikoleeproductions.com/index2.html
She also has Spartacus XXX which I been following online. They recently finished production on that, and it looks phenomenal, as well! It's directed by Marcus London and is not a parody! It is reported that they are taking it very seriously. Throw in an amazing cast and you have a porno that will surely be a winner. Both of these movies are two of my most hotly anticipated adult movies.
Grace Helbig- Getting back to Attack of the Show babes, I would like to declare my love for the beautiful and funny as hell Ms. Helbig. She's only recently begun doing reports for them, and she is fucking awesome!! She's also real fucking funny and sexy.
I love her youtube channel, and you best subscribe to it!!! Actually, it was after I saw one of the vids of her that she posted this week, that I officially declared my love for her (although, it is very possible that I had, in fact already done that, before!). Here is today's vid, as she puts up an Ikea kid shelf:
Mariah Milano- I have been on a Mariah Milano kick as of late? Why? Wait your really asking me that?! Seriously?! Just look at her!! She's PERFECT!!!
Mariah has such a sexy skin tone, beautiful and stunning eyes, gorgeous long black hair, sexy lips, great tits, and an ass that is a gift from heaven!!!
Anything I ever seen from her is hot as hell. According to her Twitter, she is showing a desire to go mainstream. Regardless, of where she goes or what she does, she will always be one of the most beautiful women, ever!
Ms. Milano, I love you!!!! Do you think you could do me the honor of being my wife? :)
1. I have some cool stuff to report on a couple of these babes.
2. I love you guys and know how much you love these.
3. It's an excuse to post pics and vids of beautiful women. In other words, as if you needed another reason!
Enjoy!
Alison Haislip- Few blondes get as much love or coverage here as Attack of the Show's mega-cutie. While, I still wish they used her more often, one of my dreams has become a reality: She's appearing in Maxim!!! Now, I figured she would never do nudity, so unlike that horrible Olivia Munn Playboy, she went to where what she is willing to do, would fit well. The issue is next month's (I hope/ believe), but I already can't wait for it to come to my mailbox!!! Here is a video behind the scene of her photo-shoot:
Miko Lee- But, if you want much naughtier videos then you need not look an further than the beautiful Miko Lee. Miko's production company is busy with some really exiting projects. One of them being the vampire project that I interviewed Misti Dawn about a few months ago: Forbitten Lust. Here is the SFW trailer. I think it looks fucking awesome!
If you want to see the hardcore, NSFW trailer, go here:
http://www.mikoleeproductions.com/index2.html
She also has Spartacus XXX which I been following online. They recently finished production on that, and it looks phenomenal, as well! It's directed by Marcus London and is not a parody! It is reported that they are taking it very seriously. Throw in an amazing cast and you have a porno that will surely be a winner. Both of these movies are two of my most hotly anticipated adult movies.
Grace Helbig- Getting back to Attack of the Show babes, I would like to declare my love for the beautiful and funny as hell Ms. Helbig. She's only recently begun doing reports for them, and she is fucking awesome!! She's also real fucking funny and sexy.
I love her youtube channel, and you best subscribe to it!!! Actually, it was after I saw one of the vids of her that she posted this week, that I officially declared my love for her (although, it is very possible that I had, in fact already done that, before!). Here is today's vid, as she puts up an Ikea kid shelf:
Mariah Milano- I have been on a Mariah Milano kick as of late? Why? Wait your really asking me that?! Seriously?! Just look at her!! She's PERFECT!!!
Mariah has such a sexy skin tone, beautiful and stunning eyes, gorgeous long black hair, sexy lips, great tits, and an ass that is a gift from heaven!!!
Anything I ever seen from her is hot as hell. According to her Twitter, she is showing a desire to go mainstream. Regardless, of where she goes or what she does, she will always be one of the most beautiful women, ever!
Ms. Milano, I love you!!!! Do you think you could do me the honor of being my wife? :)
8/01/2010
Hot Asian Girl of the Month: Kelly Hu
Just last night I saw the very enjoyable Batman: Under the Red Hood animated movie, and one of the excellent voice cast members is one of the most unquestionably beautiful women to ever walk on God's green Earth, this month's Hot Asian Girl: the truly perfect Kelly Hu!
The beautiful (does word even do her justice?) Ms. Hu was born on February 16, 1968, in Honolulu, Hawaii of Chinese, Filipino, and English decent making for a stunning and exotic mix. She she went to Pepperdine University in Malibu and currently lives in Brentwood, CA. This goddess has never been married. So, this gives us some sort of hope, right?!
She was Miss Teen Hawaii USA and in 1985 became Miss Teen USA. She has also long had an in interest in singing and dancing, as well as martial arts.
She did some TV shows like Melrose Place, 21 Jump Street, and Night
Court. Her first movie role was in Friday the 13th pt. VII: Jason Takes Manhattan. Despite, her breathtaking beauty, this remains the worst entry in the series. Still, it has Hu's debut, baby!
She had two major roles on two TV shows in the form of Nash Bridges and Martial Law. I gotta say that it is through these two shows that I completely fell in love with this goddess!It was around time that she began her first few appearances in mags like Stuff and Maxim further cemented her, in my mind, as one of the world's most beautiful women.
Here is a video from her Maxim shoot.
Speaking of the very fun Scorpion King, it was one of many big roles, she would get. In that film,
she wore an outfit that was jaw dropping!!!!
She was also in Cradle to the Grave. That movie is just OK, but her presence is so distracting, I find it hard to pay attention to anything or anyone else in that movie. Not that you really need to think a lot when watching that... X2: X-Men United is her best film and, as Lady Deathstrike, one of her best roles!She has continuously done movie and TV work (including the CW's The
Vampire Dairies). One of my other fav roles that she did was in the fun horror flick Devil's Den. Sadly, I do catch her on some real crap, like Succubus: Hell Bent, but she always outshines even such things.
As I said at the beginning of this blog, she did the voice for the latest Batman animated movie. This is nothing new for Kelly, as she has done voice work on other toons like Robot Chicken, The Spectacular Spider-Man, and Afro-Samurai. Plus, she has also done voice work for video games like Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II: The Sith Lords and Terminator Salvation.Aside from her large body of work, she is also very active for the democratic
party. She is a member of CAUSE USA an organization that encourages Asian Americans to participate in the democratic process. She also campaigned for President Obama's run for the office. On top of that, she is an avid poker player. In fact, she frequently takes part in the World Series of Poker and World Poker Tour. Man, is there anything this babe cannot do?!Here is a well done (well OK, I dislike the music, but I digress..) and much deserved tribute to her:
I know this blog covers a lot of beautiful women (particularly Asian women), but I truly believe that Kelly is one of the world's most stunning women. It is hard to believe that she is 42 years old, because she only gets more beautiful. She has one of the most beautiful faces I have ever seen, as well as the body of a goddess. I mean have you seen that flat stomach, sexy legs, and KILLER ass?!!!! She looks amazing kicking ass and her voice alone (as proven by her voice work) is sexy enough to drive me insane. To me, she is hugely underrated. She should be one of the biggest actresses, ever, as her beauty, talent, smarts, and personality outshine a million of Hollywood's interchangeable, idiotic celebs. Kelly Hu is not only August 2010's Hot Asian Girl of the Month, but one of the hottest of the women of all time.
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6/02/2009
Hot Asian Girl of the Month- Moon Bloodgood
With Terminator: Salvation having premiered a few weeks ago, I thought that this was the perfect time to make the ravishing and delicious Moon Bloodgood our Hot Asian Girl of the Month!
Korinna Moon Bloodgood (her full name) was born on September 20, 1975 in Anaheim, California. Her father is of Dutch and Irish descent and her mom is from South Korea (hence the middle name Moon). She first started off as a Lakers girl (cheerleader, yum!).
In 2002 she moved on to acting with her first role which was in TV series Just Shoot Me. Her first movie role was in Win a Date with Tod Hamilton! One of the earliest times I noticed her was when I totally fell for her in the action packed and ultra-violent Viking flick Pathfinder.
Maxim have clearly noticed what a goddess she is. She appeared on the June 2009 cover
and had some HOT pics, inside. And, she has ranked in their Hot 100 list since 2005. This year was her highest ranking at a very deserved #20! Here she is at the Maxim hot 100:In fact this year has been a great year for her. She had a role in Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li as a sexy, Thai cop
. It was kind of hot to hear her talk some Thai in this movie. And, of course, she's in the new Terminator 
film. Now, I ain't seen that film yet, but it is getting mixed reviews from fans and critics. And, it is under performing at the box office. I LOVE the first two and enjoy the third one. But, I will wait for the DVD release to see this one. To achieve the lame PG-13 rating this film cut out a nude scene of hers! I mean, what the fuck?! Moon is hot! We need some nudity from her!
Moon talks about the movie and other stuff in this fun interview with Craig Ferguson for the Late, Late Show. Look at those amazing legs! Even Craig is clearly distracted by them!
If you want more Moon (and, what man in his right does not want more Moon?), you should go visit her official myspace: http://www.myspace.com/moon_bloodgood
Moon Bloodgood is a stunning actress. Her sexy, exotic features, hot body
, beautiful face 
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