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4/21/2009

Chiller Theater- April 18, 2009

This was to be the biggest group we have ever had going to Chiller. Though, at first it was only my friends Alan, Aisha, and myself headed out to Chiller. We got there early and checked in. By 11:30 AM we were inside the con. One of the first things we noticed is that it was not horribly crowded where we could not even move. Instead, we had breathing room, and we went off to meet celebs.

The first person I went up to was still lovely Cinizia Monreale form Lucio Fulci's masterpiece The Beyond. She played the blind chick in that classic. She still looks great! She asked me if was Italian. I told her my dad was from Sicily. Anyways, she signed my copy of The Beyond.

Next, we went to tent. There I went up to the lovely April Hunter. Goddamn! She is so hot! She was also really friendly, and at 10 bucks for an 8x10 and 10 more for a pic with her, I felt she had nice little deal going.

Next up, we went inside and got it in the pit! Man, we never been in the pit this early in the day! I think it is great that they only sold tickets online. It helped keep the crowds from being a nightmare. Anyways, I had wanted to meet Edward James Olmos, but at 50 bucks, plus 20 more if you wanted a pic with him, I was like, "No way!" My friend Alan went up to him, though. I opted to go up to another Battlestar Galatica actor, the pretty Luciana Carro. She played Kat on BSG. I told her when her character died, I actually cried! She was very nice and, of course, asked if I was Italian. When I told her that I was, she told me she was, too. She signed my copy of the first season of BSG.

As we walked through the dealer's room, we noticed that Jasmine Mai was there! I totally flipped out! While, I seen her before, I never got her autograph or anything of the sort. She was really friendly and sweet in person. She has a great personality and talked to me for a while, which was a really pleasant surprise! I got a magazine filled with pics of her and other models inside, which she had presigned but then personalized it for me. It came a bunch of pics and a poster, all signed! Plus, a free 8x10 personalized. And, I get a pic with her, all for 20 bucks! Deal of the day! Overall, she was just so awesome, that she is definitely my favorite celeb I went up to at this Chiller.



Soon, we met up with Jon, Kim, Matt, and Rachel. We decided to get some lunch. Yay! It's the Chiller Menu!

As is always the case with Chiller, there were people in some cool costumes. These were some of my favs:





In the dealer's room, I saw Ruby LaRoca. Like I have said before, I know Ruby for quite some time now. She is always such a cool chick in person. You just gotta love her!



In the dealer's room I got a bunch of cool stuff. They included an action figure of Terry Funk as Chainsaw Charlie and four Japanese movie DVDs: The Angel Collection, Tokyo Gore Police, Flower & Snake II, and Assault! Jack the Ripper. We saw some statues that had rubber duckies. We thought that that was so cute!




Afterward, we finally met up with Pat and Freddie, and later, new comers to Chiller: Rollie and Rachel. The entourage is finally complete!

Since Rollie, wanted to meet Demolition, we went back to the tent. Cynthia Myers of Russ Meyer's classic Beyond the Valley of the Dolls pointed at us, and I soon was surprised that she wanted to talk to me! Turns out her son is a huge Metallica fan, and she wanted to know where to get the T-shirt, I was wearing. I told her to go to hottopic.com

We would eventually get some pizza for dinner, and the all of, and I do mean all of us, got together. Pat and Jon got stuck in the elevator, but thankfully, nothing happened, and soon they, too, joined us. We had a moment of silence for the late, great Marilyn Chambers. I had the pleasure of meeting her a few years ago at Chiller, and it is really a shame that she passed away, so recently. God bless her and may she R.I.P.

Anyways, when we were done we went to the Chiller party! It took them some time to set up, but when they did, holy shit was it was awesome! As they were setting up celebs were getting ready to jam, including Rugrats voice and The Devil's Rejects star, the pretty E.G. Daily.



The Dead Elvi began the fun. Throughout the whole night they played a KILLER set!



As is the usual, lovely ladies joined them on stage.




It should be noted that they had a new signer, and he was awesome! I love his raspy voice!




Pop signer Taylor Dane had the most surreal moment of the night, as she played with zombies, in front of a sea of metalheads, and STILL bought the house down! She had an awesome set and looked great to boot!




If you are wondering the chick in blue is a hottie who played the keyboards, on this night.

Mark Slaughter, who the audience was chanting for, went on next. But, he needed a drum to play, and since he did not have one, we think he should have done an acoustic set. He was way off tune, and did not even finish his best, most famous, and the one this crowd was begging for, the song: Up All Night.




But, thank God E.G. Daily joined him in a duet for a kick ass cover of Helter Skelter! Now, that was awesome!



Micky Dolenz then totally rocked the house with really, really killer tunes!





But, it did not stop there! The surprise of the night was the awesomeness of Richie Scarlett, who has played with Sebastian Bach, Alice Cooper, and Ace Frehley. He fucking rocked so hard that he just fucking killed!!!!! Many were like who is that guy?! But, at that point, it did not mattered cause he fucking owned it! There was a point where he got off the stage and played in the middle of the audience! Like I told a girl that I was talking to, I been to Chiller for years, and I never seen anyone do anything like that! Kick ass!

Next, Dale Bozzio and her band Missing Persons further kicked the audience's asses! People were totally rocking out!




As always, Chiller is filled with crazy shit going on. Throughout the night these blow dolls rocked out, too!

This chick, whoever she was, has a smoking hot body.

I seen the lovely Sky for the past 2 years or so at Chiller, but I finally got a pic with her. She is just so hot and sexy!

The next band to play was Pat Horgan and Thunder Road . They were great, too! Shit even Austin Powers rocked out to them. But, by this point I was fucking dead tired. I mean I had not been feeling so good all week (in fact as I type this I am finally getting over this slight cold), and when exhaustion hit, we just had to call it a night. Although, Rollie, Rachel, Matt, and I tried to stay as long as we could.

The next day we said bye to our friends and off we went for pncakes and BACON!! An awesome breakfast later, we headed our seprate ways, as we await the next Chiller!



Here is to the best Chiller, yet, and to many more to come. Chiller fucking rules!!!!!!!!! All hail!

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4/08/2009

WrestleMania 25 and Beyond



This past Sunday marked the 25th anniversary of WrestleMania, aka WrestleMania XXV. I have pretty mixed thoughts on it, but lets start with the Hall of Fame induction.

I like all the inductees, but Koko B. Ware , really?! I mean I loved the guy as a kid, but wasn't he nothing more than a glorified jobber?! Look, I have nothing against the guy, but when guys like Ted DiBiase ain't in there, you gotta be like what the fuck?! In fact, when will he be in the HOF? He is one of the greatest heels, ever! The following should be in the Hall of Fame, as well: Paul Heyman, Eric Bischoff, Miss Elizabeth, Randy "Macho Man" Savage, "Ravishing" Rick Rude, etc. I would say Jake "The Snake" Roberts (one of my absolute favorites, as a kid), but his recent actions, i.e. pulling down his pants and showing off his "snake", really hurt his chances. Anyways, still great to see "Stone Cold" Steve Austin and Rick "The Dragon" Steamboat, among others, get inducted.

In regards to Austin, no bird flipping, cause WWE is now PG. *sigh* Least he can still drink beer...



Meanwhile, Steamboat can still fucking go, as his match with Jericho proved on Sunday. Same goes for the match he was involved in, the next day on Raw. I've been a Steamboat fan since I was a child, so seeing this made me happy. Piper and Snuka should have stayed home, though...

To me, the best match of the night was Money in the Bank, but CM Punk should not have won. Yeah, I like the guy, but he won it last year. Give it to Shelton Benjamin. Why does the WWE not push this guy, why?!

Everyone on the net has declared HBK vs. Undertaker match of the night, perhaps of the year. Hey, it was good but not great. HBK even botched a figure four.



The Hardys match was good fun. Much better than their last match, but then again it could not be any worse, right?

On to the bad:

Please, tell me why they did not air the tag team unification bout, but they did air that shit match with JBL and Rey Mysterio?! But, that was not the worst match, of the night...

That dishonor belongs to the Diva's Battle Royale. Your winner was: Satania Morella, i.e. Santino in drag. Why?! Cause, WWE sucks ass. A total disgrace to the Divas!!!!!! Fuck you Vince McMahon and WWE!!!

I was looking forward to the HHH vs. Orton match, cause the storyline was so well done. Well, sadly that match sucked and did not live up the hype. Oh, and as I expected Cena is your champ, again. And, on Raw Batista came back... Yay! Another asshole, I could give two shits about... By the way, does he not look like he is taking a mean shit, in this pic?

Overall, WrestleMania XXV gets "thumbs in the middle" from me. I had fun cause I saw it with friends. I would have enjoyed it A LOT less if I had seen it by myself. And, more so this ain't worth anywhere near the price the WWE wanted for the PPV.

Getting back to the Divas, as I said in a blog before, I am so happy Gail Kim is back. By now, you long time readers and friends, know that I am a huge mark for her. This babe fucking rules wrestling. I love her. She is beautiful and talented and an all around nice person . You know the type they should give a super push to. I hope they do, but this is the WWE, so...

Meanwhile, I would like to say, though now where near as talented as Gail, Michelle McCool is hot. And, so is Maryse . And, you can thank me cause here are some Playboy pics of her! While, Gail is definitely more my type; I still like these blonde hotties.

Speaking of blondes with big boobs, it is being that Debra McMicheals, aka the ex-Mrs. Steve Austin, wants to return to wrestling and go to TNA. Debra has nice legs and a good, albeit, fake rack. I wouldn't mind seeing her back but could careless if she doesn't...



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4/03/2009

Asian Fever: Tails of the Orient



Title: Asian Fever: Tails of the Orient
Studio: Hustler
Cast: Mika Tan, Kaiya Lynn, Keeani Lei, and Kat

Hot Asian anal action dominate this must see DVD. The first scene has the gorgeous and smoking hot babe that is Annie Cruz. It has a great beginning, as she just fucking heats up the screen, with her mere presence. There is also lots of hot squirting on her part. The anal action is fucking awesome and leads to a hot facial. And, the guy still gives her a little more anal, even after he shoots! And, goddamn, how I love that ass of hers!!!!!!!

Pretty and sexy Kaiya Lynn is in the next scene. She gives a nice BJ. The anal action is also really nice. But, sadly he shoots his load on her butt. Since, I greatly prefer facials, I say this becomes the movie's one and only fault.

The next babe is not really Asian, as she is Latina, but plays a lot of Asians in porn, the lovely Kat. Her ethnicity won't be much of a big deal to you once you see her on screen, though. She is so sexy and slutty as she talks to the camera, that one cannot help but fall in love with her. She is also so fucking yummy, cute, and nasty! After she gets fucked in the ass, he blows his load in her butthole. She pushes it out of her ass, then swallows the load! A killer, and I do mean killer scene from start to finish!!!!

The next babe is a huge favorite of mine, the very sexy and beautiful Keeani lei. She has a slutty little begin as she begs the camera for cock. This girl is just so sexy and yummy! Keeani, marry me, please! She is also adorably cute and with the hot anal action and facial, it all leads up to this movie's best scene. Truly amazing!

The last scene has all around goddess, favorite of mine, and this flick's cover girl: Mika Tan. Mika is just so gorgeous and curvy, that she drives me insane! That ass is truly excellent! The insane anal action has her taking dick from her amazing butt to her pussy and back in her ass, again! This is the very definition of hot anal! The awesome facial ends what is this film's second best scene. And, that dear readers, and fellow horndogs, is no small feat!

This is one of the best all anal flicks, I have ever seen, as well as what is, at this very point in time, the best entry in the Asian Fever series, that I have seen. A must for fans of anal and/ or Asian babes. The picture and sound quality are excellent.

The extras include a very nice photo slide show and behind the scenes. The behind scenes are good, but they cut some of the interviews, too short, and worst of all there is no Mika Tan interview! That said Keeani and Annie are so fucking sexy and hot in their interviews; it really makes up for it's faults. In fact any failings this movie might have are so minor in comparison to the quality of the smut that there is no way I can give it anything less than:

4 out of 4 Woodies

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4/02/2009

Hot Asian Girl of the Month- Jasmine Mai



This month's beauty is one of the most recognized models that does public appearances. She also happens to be one of the hottest: Jamsine Mai!



Jasmine was born in the Bay Area in California. But, she resides right here in NYC! She is a mix of Chinese and Filipina. She weighs 90 lbs. and is 5'0" feet tall. Her tight little body measures a stunning 32b-22-32.



Jasmine has been doing public appearances for quite a few years ago. The first time I recall seeing her was when Jenna Jameson was signing autographs for her book in the Virgin Megastore some years back. She was always smoking hot!

She still does appearances at comic book and adult cons. I seen her at the Big Apple Con quite a few times. And, I saw her at last year's Exxxotica NY.



Here is a vid someone took of her, there:



Goddamn! She is so sexy and hot! She has the best poses.



She also does a lot of car shows. In fact, she is one of the biggest Import Models out there.

This is Jasmine at Hot Import Nights, which I hope to go to this year:



Man, I LOVE this girl! And, after seeing this vid, I know for a fact that I NEED to go to this!



Those of you who still need further proof of her hotness or just wish to keep on drooling, should check out this vid from a photo shoot that she did:



Here is more hotness:



I guess by now you get the point! But, then I read on a website that her favorite movie is So Close, an awesome shoot 'em-up staring Shu Qui and two other Asian beauties. This movie puts crap like Charlie's Angels to shame. It's a great flick that you should totally check out. Anyways, it just goes to show that not only is Jasmine hot, but she great taste in movies, too!



Our lovely babe can be found on myspace, facebook, and her own site. She always sexy pics, so you need to browse your ass over there, now!



Jasmine has a beautiful face, a sexy attitude, and a killer body to match. Her ass is to die for! The truth is Jasmine Mai fucking rulz!



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