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3/08/2011

Random Hotness XII: Hotness, Sweet Hotness

It's been roughly a year since I did one of these, but I know my long time readers love them. And, my readers who have never seen me post one of these are sure to enjoy them, too.

Liz Hurley- It's recently been revealed that the breath-taking Ms. Hurley will play the Wonder Woman villain Veronica Cale in the new TV series. The show will have some chick named Adrianne Palicki play the title heroine. The series sounds like it will be crap. But, I do heart Hurley. I first remember her from Passenger 57 where she played a plane hijacking terrorist. While, that movie is certainly not good; she looked REALLY good, in it. She can hold me hostage any time she wants to. She has an absolutely amazing rack, that my pants simply cannot get enough of. Truth be told, it will be hard to cheer for the heroine in this one. Score one for the bad girls of TV land!Tia Ling- I have professed my love for this Korean goddess before here. She even made it to number eight in my Top 70 Hottest Babes of 2010 and is a former Hot Asian Girl of the Month. I really cannot get enough of her or her pornos!!! I think I might be in love. Do you think Tia would marry me? :) Anyways, I can assure you that Ms. Ling will continue to get LOTS of love here!Bai Ling- Speaking of smoking hot Asians whose last name is Ling, the smoldering and sexy Bai Ling will be at Chiller this April/ May!!!! Dude and dudettes, when my friend Pat told me this news on my Facebook, I fucking flipped!!! Meeting her is gonna be epic!!! Honest, to God I been a fan of hers since I saw her play the bad chick in the classic action/ horror/ revenge flick The Crow. She is also gonna be in the new season of Celebrity Rehab. Since Amy Fisher will be on that, too, I'm gonna have to watch it. But, for now, I just want it to be Chiller time, so I can have the pleasure of meeting her!!!Candace Bailey- It's official, I'm greatly enjoying Ms. Bailey on Attack of the Show. Now, admit ably, I think Olivia Munn is more beautiful, but Candace is so damn cute! With Olivia gone seemingly from the geek world, I think Candace is the NEW geek goddess! To cement this she shot a Maxim layout not so long ago. Candace comes off so cute and sweet on TV, and she really tries to understand/ get into geek culture, so it is impossible not to love her. But, if you think that she is just cute, then you ain't seen her in her dom outfit. I mean DAMN!!!Sunny- Finally, last night on WWE Raw it was revealed that the gorgeous Sunny, aka Tammy Lynn Sytch, will be inducted into the 2011 WWE Hall of Fame! I gotta say her induction is the one I most excited about, at least so far. While, it can be argued that Medusa and/ or Miss Elizabeth should have been inducted first, there is no arguing the fact that DESERVES to be inducted! She was the first Diva, and even the most downloaded woman back, in the day.
Sunny worked in the WWF/E in the mid to late 90s. I twas during this time, while I was in college, that I had THE BIGGEST crush on her. I even had her Raw T-shirt and I currently own her Legends action figure (based on her Legion of Doom look). She then went on to work for WCW and ECW.
While, there were tough times for her, she looks stunning once again. And, when I met her last year at the Big Apple Con, she was a total sweetie. She told me she liked my spike bracelets. She even waved hi to me later in the day, when I was walking around with my friend Kristie. Sunny days are back! So, all hail the WWE's first, and of the greatest wrestling divas in ANY organization!! And, congrats to her for getting inducted. I will always love Sunny, and thus, so will my blog! :D

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4/08/2009

WrestleMania 25 and Beyond



This past Sunday marked the 25th anniversary of WrestleMania, aka WrestleMania XXV. I have pretty mixed thoughts on it, but lets start with the Hall of Fame induction.

I like all the inductees, but Koko B. Ware , really?! I mean I loved the guy as a kid, but wasn't he nothing more than a glorified jobber?! Look, I have nothing against the guy, but when guys like Ted DiBiase ain't in there, you gotta be like what the fuck?! In fact, when will he be in the HOF? He is one of the greatest heels, ever! The following should be in the Hall of Fame, as well: Paul Heyman, Eric Bischoff, Miss Elizabeth, Randy "Macho Man" Savage, "Ravishing" Rick Rude, etc. I would say Jake "The Snake" Roberts (one of my absolute favorites, as a kid), but his recent actions, i.e. pulling down his pants and showing off his "snake", really hurt his chances. Anyways, still great to see "Stone Cold" Steve Austin and Rick "The Dragon" Steamboat, among others, get inducted.

In regards to Austin, no bird flipping, cause WWE is now PG. *sigh* Least he can still drink beer...



Meanwhile, Steamboat can still fucking go, as his match with Jericho proved on Sunday. Same goes for the match he was involved in, the next day on Raw. I've been a Steamboat fan since I was a child, so seeing this made me happy. Piper and Snuka should have stayed home, though...

To me, the best match of the night was Money in the Bank, but CM Punk should not have won. Yeah, I like the guy, but he won it last year. Give it to Shelton Benjamin. Why does the WWE not push this guy, why?!

Everyone on the net has declared HBK vs. Undertaker match of the night, perhaps of the year. Hey, it was good but not great. HBK even botched a figure four.



The Hardys match was good fun. Much better than their last match, but then again it could not be any worse, right?

On to the bad:

Please, tell me why they did not air the tag team unification bout, but they did air that shit match with JBL and Rey Mysterio?! But, that was not the worst match, of the night...

That dishonor belongs to the Diva's Battle Royale. Your winner was: Satania Morella, i.e. Santino in drag. Why?! Cause, WWE sucks ass. A total disgrace to the Divas!!!!!! Fuck you Vince McMahon and WWE!!!

I was looking forward to the HHH vs. Orton match, cause the storyline was so well done. Well, sadly that match sucked and did not live up the hype. Oh, and as I expected Cena is your champ, again. And, on Raw Batista came back... Yay! Another asshole, I could give two shits about... By the way, does he not look like he is taking a mean shit, in this pic?

Overall, WrestleMania XXV gets "thumbs in the middle" from me. I had fun cause I saw it with friends. I would have enjoyed it A LOT less if I had seen it by myself. And, more so this ain't worth anywhere near the price the WWE wanted for the PPV.

Getting back to the Divas, as I said in a blog before, I am so happy Gail Kim is back. By now, you long time readers and friends, know that I am a huge mark for her. This babe fucking rules wrestling. I love her. She is beautiful and talented and an all around nice person . You know the type they should give a super push to. I hope they do, but this is the WWE, so...

Meanwhile, I would like to say, though now where near as talented as Gail, Michelle McCool is hot. And, so is Maryse . And, you can thank me cause here are some Playboy pics of her! While, Gail is definitely more my type; I still like these blonde hotties.

Speaking of blondes with big boobs, it is being that Debra McMicheals, aka the ex-Mrs. Steve Austin, wants to return to wrestling and go to TNA. Debra has nice legs and a good, albeit, fake rack. I wouldn't mind seeing her back but could careless if she doesn't...



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