Porn: The Game- Holiday "Package" (Game Review)

Porn: The Game is a drinking/ card game that plays loving homage to the history of vintage porn. These are the days when smut was not in the internet, but instead in seedy sex shops, dirty movie theaters, and VHS tapes. Back when the girls had super sexy bushes and the dudes had cool mustaches. It's a bygone and great era for the adult world.

The rules for the game are pretty easy, fun, and straightforward. Players get four cards, while the rest go in a pile, where they can reach from. When you get a card you follow whatever it says on it. The first person to have no more cards is the winner.

The game is shit load of fun and utterly hilarious. We were dying acting out the cards. It is recommended, but necessary to drink, while playing it, though some cards ask you to drink. But, let's be honest here, this game is better with booze! You'll laugh your fucking ass off and possibly spit out your drink!

This is the Holiday "Package", that I am reviewing, and its contents describe on the site:
This DELUXE Edition includes: The Original Game + The Extreme Drunkard (ED) Expansion printed in superb UV-Coated, PROFESSIONAL, LINEN playing cards, along with fresh game-play mechanics, and other BONUS components: D20 Die, 2-Sided Drawing-Mat, 30-Second Sand Timer, & more! The total package.

 

 

 

 

Of course, the coolest part are the cards. Not only are they raunchy and wild, but they are also very graphic. It certainly helps to put the porn in Porn: The Game!

 

Just so that you get an idea about what I am talking about, here are just but a few of my favorite cards:

 

 

 

Porn: The Game is fucking awesome, and it's Holiday "Package" is highly recommended. Best played with a lot of people, and even better if girls play with you, and with alcohol, it's a hilarious over-the-top time to be had.

Graphics: 4 out of 4
Play ability: 3.5 out of 4
Entertainment Value: 3.5 out of 4
OVERALL: 3.5 out of 4

You can get Porn: The Game here: https://www.thegamecrafter.com/games/porn:-the-game-
The Holiday "Package", seen and review here, can be ordered here: https://www.thegamecrafter.com/games/porn:-the-game-holiday-package-

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Cosplay of WinterCon 2016

This past Saturday, Dec. 3, 2016, as press, I got to attend WinterCon for my first time ever. The convention, which I was blown away by, was held at the very awesome Resorts World Casino in Queens, NY. WinterCon was big and a lot of fun, and I am not lying when I say that it was one of my favorite cons that I went to this year! The guests were awesome, the deals on swag great, and lots of cool cosplayers were onhand. I got lots of great pictures and some truly amazing interviews. Those are currently being worked on, but when you see who I interviewed, your minds will be blown away!

For this first write-up on it, I figured I would share with you some of my favorite cosplays that I saw that day.

This cosplayer below had a kick ass female Predator! What's really cool is the fact that she wore a masked and did make-up! I had to get and post pics of both of these looks. She just looks amazing and totally badass!

 

This is my friend Salem as Deadpool (below). He recognized me, as I couldn't tell who it was with him being in full cosplay gear. He asked me where my Punisher cosplay was. I had considered it, but in the long run opted out. Punisher will be back next year. I promise! Anyways, my friend looks fucking cool, as hell, doesn't he?

 Daphne holds up a Scooby Snack, which they all seem to want.

But, then Robin, having learned from the Joker, steals the snack for himself! What a vile, awful villian he has become!

Remember that awesome episode of Spongebob Squarepants where he finds a pencil? And, then whatever he draws comes to life? And, when he draws himself, a little evil version of himself pops up and cause mayhem? Well this cosplayer, below, did an awesome cosplay of just that!

 

 

OK, I want to see this fight in a Marvel movie. I know it won't happen cause, they tend to keep the movies and Netflix shows separate. But, a geek can dream right?

Oh dear God, this girl did an AWESOME Black Canary cosplay. Her pose kicked ass! And, she ranks among the most beautiful Black Canary cosplayers that I have ever seen!

That's it for now. I have a tons more to post from this convention. So be sure to stayed tuned!

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50. Catrina (Karlee Leilani Perez) (new)- The only woman to be involved in wrestling that made the list this year also happens to be THE sexiest woman to be currently and actively working in the wrestling world, she is Lucha Underground's beautiful Catrina. Real name Karlee Leilani Perez, as Catrina she plays an evil, sexy, and possibly immortal heel valet who accompanies one of the companies scariest and most badass wrestlers, Mil Muertes! She controls said undead wrestling monster and is known for her lick of death given to wrestlers, both male and female(!!) laid out on the floor, as a sign of their end is to come. She also wears sexy, tight outfits, and like it has been said here before, being bad is fucking sexy!

49. Rachel McAdams (new)- One of my long time favorites played the former girlfriend of Doctor Strange in the very enjoyable movie of the same name. While, she wasn't given the most deep or profound role, she was very likable in it. And, she looked great. I also wanna say that if more doctors looked like her, more people would want to go to the doctor!







48. Felicity Feline (new)- Adult performer, drummer, and DJ, the beautiful and multi-faceted Felicity Feline is rapidly developing a huge and loyal following. She also gave me a great interview last month at Exxxotica NJ, that has become one of my most popular posts ever, in an almost record amount of time!





47. Violett Beane (new)- Playing Jessie Quick, the beautiful Violett Beane had very quickly become the hottest babe on The Flash. I also genuinely loved her character and her portrayal of her. Plus, she happened to look damn cute in THAT superhero outfit! It does suck that her character is currently not on the season, anymore. Here is hoping she comes back sooner, rather than later, this season!





 
46. Lzzy Hale (last year #33)- Releasing one of the best albums of last year, Into the Wild Life, I was pumped to see Lzzy's band Halestorm after having not seen them for what felt for too fucking long. And, boy did they ever deliver with one of the best shows that I saw this year! Lzzy is an AMAZING performer live with a voice to die for. Of course, she remains one of hard rock/ metal's most beautiful and awesome women .




45. Cara Delevingne (new)- Let's be honest (aren't I always?), Suicide Squad, while being the best of the DC Universe movies, was a freaking uneven mess. And, the Enchantress was a cool character used in an awful manner. In fact, she shouldn't have been the threat at all. The beautiful lady who played her, Cara Delevingne didn't do much other than shack her sexy hips. But, damn did she ever look good in THAT outfit. Even if her performance left much to be desired (I am blaming the writing and NOT her), she is completely desirable!




44. Jillian Janson (last year #20)- One of the most naturally beautiful ladies in the adult biz, Jillian also remains one of its' most popular. Aside, from nominations and awards, she has a huge and loyal fan following. I once again got to interview her at the AVN Expo. And, it, once again, became one of my most viewed posts! But, with her stunning beauty, sweet, naturally, bubbly personality, and, of course, smoldering sex scenes, how it not be?





43. Scarlett Johansson (last year #42)- Scarlett Johansson's Black Widow had a great conflicted storyline in this year's phenomenal Captain America: Civil War. As always, she looked AMAZING in THAT tight outfit and kicked some major ass in the movie.




 


42. Jaimie Alexander (last year #35)- Jaimie Alexander's Jane Doe is having a very interesting and strongly conflicted/ emotional storyline on the most badass action series on TV, Blindspot. With the whole idea of her "brother" being a member of the terrorist group, that she and the rest of our heroes are battling, Alexander got a lot to play with. And, needless to say she kicked ass and looked so fucking good doing just that!






41. Barbara Crampton (new)- at 57, scream queen and horror legend Barbara Crampton still looks AMAZING! And, I mean it! She is a breathtaking beauty, one that like fine wine, gets better with time. I know, I know, that is a cliched thing to say. But, who gives a fuck? I mean it when it comes to her. Do you want proof? Look at the photoshoot that she did for Delirium magazine, which resulted in one of the most beautiful covers that I have seen on a horror rag all year! She is also giving some amazing performances, like the well made Road Games.
 
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ALL THROUGH THE HOUSE (Review)

Title: All Through the House
Writer/ Director: Todd Nunes
Cast: Ashley Mary Nunes, Jessica Cameron, Melynda Kiring, Natalie Montera, Lito Velasco
Year: 2015
Min: 88

Rachel (the lovely Ashley Mary Nunes) has come home for the holidays during her college break. But, there are two mysteries that she and the rest of the neighborhood doesn't know the answers to, still to this very day. Those are: what happened to her mother and what happened to the little girl, Jamie, that was Rachel's neighbor. In the meantime, Jamie's mother, Gia (Melynda Kiring) is trying to put up the last of her Christmas decorations in and around her house. Rachel tells her that she will give her a helping hand to do just that. She gets her two pretty friends to accompany and help her out. Gia it ends up being, is going on a "date" leaving the girls alone in the admit ably creepy house. The thing is a scary and psychotic guy dressed in a Santa outfit that is heading to that exact house and has been racking up the body count on his way there, with the three of the girls being next.

I am a sucker for a good Christmas horror flick, and All Through the House is just that. In fact, it ranks with the best of the lot. A bloody slasher, it is a great throwback to the sub-genre's heyday. It's fun and gory and is sure to become part of your annual Christmas horror viewing habits.

The movie moves at a quick pace, leaving little quite moments during it's 88 minute duration. From beginning to end, it just flat-out rocks. In fact, it really takes very little time to set-up, as drop dead gorgeous scream queen and horror filmmaker Jessica Cameron (below) gets offed early on. Jessica has quickly become one of my favorite scream queens in the genre. And as such, it was great to see her in this movie. Although her role is short, her death scene is one of the movies most shocking scenes. The pull no punches aspect of this kill sets up the tone of the rest movie, as not only is super gory and explicit but also accompanied some admit ably funny tinges of humor.

writer/ director Todd Nunes has a great use of Christmas imagery in way that is super-creepy. Gia's house is filled with some of the scariest shit, I have ever seen used for Christmas decor! His use of Christmas colors and lighting adds a nice and stylish look to the movie. He also delivers a kick ass and suspenseful climax, as the film really hits on all cylinders during the last 15 or 20 min or so.

The gore FX that are a big draw of the film. These bloody kills would NEVER get an R-rating. Our killer Santa has an affinity for using garden sheers to end the life of his victims. This causes some gruesomely realistic splatter that includes: breast stabbings, graphic (and funny!) castrations (yes plural!), stabbings, sheers to the head, eye gouging, and more. Another wonderful special effect is the movie's beautiful female cast. So, that it hits all that is needed for a destined to be loved slasher.

The acting of the cast ranges from adequate to quite good. Ashley Mary Nunes (below) and Kiring really shine in their roles. Nunes, who is an absolute stunner, makes for a great and tough final girl. She is put through the ringer and really delivers in her role. Kiring is simply great as the unhinged Gia. She is given a lot to do and a chance to give different emotional levels, which she handles with much zest.

As with most slashers, it does fall under most of the trademarks and beats of that type of movie. However, it's done in such a fun manner and flair that it works. You can tell and feel that it is being done by someone who has a real love for slashers and does it out of his love of them, and not cause he is some unoriginal hack.

Try not think to much about our killer though, who seems to pop in front of victims at each and every turn, even when it makes no real logical sense. Maybe he is actually Nightcrawler from the X-Men? In a lesser movie it would totally sink it further (Friday the 13th Part VII: Jason Takes Manhattan anyone?), here it is done in the context of such an enjoyable film that I just shrugged it off and enjoyed the movie, itself. Also, the killer, himself, looks creepy as fuck. You gotta love that mask he is wearing being accompanied by the Santa suit. It's just a fucking great look for him!

All Through the House is a great time to be had. It's fun, super bloody, filled with pretty girls, and has a real love for the subgenre(s), as in both slashers and Christmas horror movies. Moving at a breakneck pace and leading to kick ass climax, it is destined to be a cult favorite. Make sure this Christmas season it joins your viewings of Black Christmas, Silent Night, Deadly Night, Gremlins, and the rest of the holiday horror flicks you watch. And, I predict that it will continue to do so in years to come.

3.5 out of 4

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60. Felicity Jones (new)- I am crushing hard on Felicity Jones and Rogue One: A Star Wars Story hasn't even come out yet! But, she just looks awesome and, of course, hot(!) in all the trailers and promos for the highly anticipated movie. Of course, it would be hard not to fall in love with her, what with THAT accent(!!), those lips, and those beautiful eyes of her!







59. Katie Cassidy (last year #62)- OK, I am gonna flat out say this, I miss Katie Cassidy's Black Canary on Arrow. Sure I had my many issues with the way the character was written, but it's Katie freaking Cassidy! Also, the fact that Felicity is still alive sucks ass. As one of my friends said, "the wrong blonde died!" Still, her return for the 100th episode of the show last week was very, very welcomed!

 
58. Daniel Panabaker (last year #48)- The fact that Panabaker got her Killer Frost powers in this season of The Flash is hot. Seeing her play bad is just too fucking smoldering, which is kind of ironic, actually. She didn't go all the way with her evil transformation, though (not that I expected her to), and she didn't don the sexy costume this season. That last part is kind of heartbreaking, actually!

57. Eiza Gonzalez (new)- As Satanico Pandemonium, the gorgeous Ms. Gonzalez has me in awe of her every time I see her on From Dusk Till Dawn. With this being the show's best season yet, it really bought home just how fucking hot she is. And, she is even hotter when she is kicking ass and/ or covered in blood!







56. Asa Akira (last year #9)- Asa remains the adult industry's most popular Asian babe, and of its most popular period, and with good reason. Aside, from all the great porn flicks that she shot for Wicked, she also put her second book, this year: Dirty Thirty: A Memoir.








55. Natalie Dormer (last year #18)- Getting back to deaths on TV shows that fucking sucked this year Dormer's character of Margery dying was not cool. To its advantage the whole episode was awesome and jaw dropping. So while, she will be missed (she was, after all, the hottest babe in a show FULL of babes!), it was a great episode in a phenomenal season. Also, this year, she appeared in the horror flick, The Forest. And, while, it's great to see her in a horror flick, I didn't see said movie. But, reviews for it were less than stellar...

54. Emily VanCamp (new)- VanCamp plays Sharon Carter in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. This year in the incredible Captain America: Civil War, she locked lips with the lucky Captain, himself. I wish we got to see her kick a little more ass in the movie, but she looked good, regardless. Hell, they even made a Pop figure of her! I crushed on her so hard, that that was the first Pop from the Civil War set that I bought!




 

53. Emma Anzai (last year ranked 2014 #51)- I had the pleasure of seeing Sick Puppies live for my second time in my life earlier this year. The band have a new signer and released a new album, Fury, which is great! Anzai, as always, is one of hard rock's best bass players, and absolutely gorgeous, as well! She is impossible to take one's eyes off of!



52. Mary Elizabeth Winstead (new)- 10 Cloverfield Lane is one of the year's finest and most nail biting horror movies. The absolutely stunning Ms. Winstead, along her costar with John Goodman, gave one of the best performances in the entire genre this year. While, she has done quite a few horror flicks, this is, up to now in her career, her finest genre work.







51. Debbie Rochon (last year ranked 2014 same)- The hardest working woman in horror returns to this list after a two year absence, in the same spot no less, thanks to her directorial debut Model Hunger. I was so happy to see her for a signing for the DVD at Forbidden Planet in NYC (which ended up being a very popular post in my site). As well as seeing and reviewing the movie itself, which is great! Debbie is, of course, as stunning, as ever!

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The 70 Hottest Babes of 2016, pt. 1: 70-61

December is here! Which means it's time to take a look at the 70 Hottest Babes of the Year! As with last year, the girls chosen must come from horror, geek culture, adult entertainment, or the music world of metal, hard rock, or punk. I have been doing this list since the site's inception, but I think this is the most fun one that I have doing my always popular list. As always the ranking of the person is not only based on her looks (though that obviously plays a big part), but also on what they have accomplished this year and their overall importance and impact in their fields.
Anyways, let's stop wasting time and get right to it!

70. Ana De la Reguera (new)- Playing the role of Venganza Vordugo (tell me that name isn't fucking awesome!) on this the third, and thus far best, season of From Dusk till Dawn gorgeous Mexican actress Ana De la Reguera was sexy and dangerous (which, in turn made her MORE sexy). Her complex character was pivotal to the season and a definite highlight for me. Enough so that based solely on that role, she starts off the list and makes her debut on it.



 
69. Dana Vespoli (new)- One of the sexiest performers in the adult biz, Dana Vespoli is also one of the best filmmakers in it. She fills her movies with hot sex and the right amount of nasty content. I love the girl-girl stuff that she directs for Sweetheart Video, which end up being some of the best lesbian porn out there.



 


68. Morena Baccarin (new)- This Brazilian beauty starred in the truly fucking awesome Deadpool movie. There she played his love interest. Her sexy good looks and fun performance made her a hoot to watch and drool all over. And, despite how fucked up he looks, we consider Wade "Deadpool" Wilson one lucky motherfucker cause he dates this beauty. Baccarin should be known by fans for earlier roles like the "V" reboot series, but her role in the aforementioned comic-book flick is my personal favorite of hers, so far. Though, I ain't gonna lie. I wish she had bared some skin in the flick!




67. Daisy Ridley (last year #70)- She opened up the list and moves three spots up this year. The gorgeous Ms. Ridley was great as my favorite good character, Rey, from last year's ass kicking The Force Awakens. Actually considering Kylo Ren was kind of a bitch, she was my favorite new character in the Star Wars universe, period. As proof of that, I have gotten a couple of her character's merch. Having a crush on her certainly played into that. And, with those eyes of hers, who the fuck wouldn't crush on her?!

66. Audrey Esparza (new)- Another babe new to the least, Audrey Esperanza, has been kicking some serious ass on one of the most badass shows currently on TV: Blindpsot. This Latin hottie looks so good, I wanna break the law, just so she can cuff me and interrogate her! Her role of Tasha Zapata has ended up being my second favorite character on it. And, her relationships with the other characters, as well as her own character arc, are some of the show's most fascinating and compelling.


 

65. Wrenn Schmidt (new)- Earning the award for best new horror show you didn't watch this year is Outcast. Based on the comic of the same name, the series has some solid acting and a couple of lovely ladies. But, its redhead Wrenn Schmidt, who plays Megan Holter, that I crushed on hardest. She is excellent in her role. Enough so that she was awarded Best Supporting Actress in a Limited Series by the ComicBook TV Awards, something she most definitely deserved!




64. Anna Bell Peaks (new)- Anna Bell Peaks has acquired a lot of success in the porn world in a very short period of time. Awards and mass popularity have been achieved thanks to her hard work and hard-on causing work. In fact, she partook in my favorite threesome scene of the year, where she was bringing to life one of my favorite DC supervillian babes, Killer Frost, and had sex with Poison Ivy and the Riddler. That was for the movie Suicide Squad XXX: An Axel Braun Porn Parody. I also got to interview her, in her hotel room, back in Jan at AEE/ AVN, in what became one of my most popular interviews of the year.


 
63. Madison Davenport (new)- Madison Davenport really came into her own with her character of Kate getting possessed on From Dusk Till Dawn. Being bad added a whole lot of sexiness to her character, which she played to the hilt. It's just one of many reasons why this has been the best season the show has had so far.




 


62. Chyler Leigh (new)- Playing Supergirl's adopted sister, Alex Danvers, the beautiful Chyler Leigh kicks ass and looks good doing it. The recent revelation that her character is lesbian was tastefully handled, as well, as being hot!





 

61. Sophie Turner (new)- Sophie Turner's character of Sansa has grown and toughened up over on Game of Thrones quite a bit. But, with all the bad shit that she has gone through, it just had to happen. Sadly, her talent was wasted on the crappy X-Men: Age of Apocalypse. Playing Jean Grey wasn't her strongest performance, but then the movie sucked as whole. Perhaps, if it had been better movie and role, her ranking would have been higher.

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