The 70 Most Beautiful Women of 2019, Part 6: 20-11

20. Zoey Deutch (new)- The beautiful daughter of one of my all time biggest crushes, Lea Thompson, Duetch looks just like her mom. She is also an amazing actress in her own right, as she proved with her role in Zombieland: Double Tap. In it, she was one of that fun movie's biggest highlights, playing an adorable, cute, and sexy airhead.

19. Catherine Corcoran (last year #17)- This was the year that one of the funniest horror comedies of recent times, Return to Return Nuke Em High AKA Volume 2 finally hit Blu-ray, allowing more fans to see its awesomeness! And, reminding them of how beautiful Corcoran is and what a great actress she is (with awesome comedic timing!).

18. Asta Paredes (last year ranked 2017- #13)- The Blu-ray release of the above mentioned Troma flick, also meant fans were reminded of the awesomeness and beauty of Corcoran's co-star, the gorgeous and super-talented Paredes.

16. Abella Danger (new)- Abella is so hot that, well, it might truly be a danger! OK, that joke is kinda lame, but I think you get the point. Her performances are unmitigatedly hot! The stunning Brazzers contract star is nasty and has gorgeous eyes, an an awesome butt, a beautiful smile, a gorgeous face, an awesome butt, and a hot body! Did I mention how awesome her butt is?

15. Samara Weaving (last year ranked 2017- #7)- I have liked the beautiful Ms. Weaving since first seeing her The Babysitter, but it is her starring role in the awesome as fucking hell Ready or Not that has really made her a star in my eyes, as well as ranking as one of the best final girls around.

14. Deborah Ann Woll (last year #5)- Woll was the most memorable aspect of the enjoyable but honestly forgettable Escape Room. It was also awesome to see her continue her relationship with Frank Castle in the final season of The Punisher. 

13. Laura Vandervoort (last year ranked 2017- #7)- Taking over Marilyn Chamber's role of Rose in the Soska Twins' remake of Cronenberg's Rabid the impossibly beautiful Vandervoort played the lead role.

12. Diana "Darcy the Mail Girl" Prince (new)- Beautiful, sexy, smart, and funny Diana Prince, AKA Darcy the Mail, is fucking awesome Joe Bob Brigg's The Last Drive-In on Shudder. Her legitimate love and knowledge of the horror genre makes her one of the most beloved ladies in our genre. And, meeting her this year at NJ Horror Con, along with Briggs, is one of my year's biggest highlights!

12. Mandy Muse (last year ranked 2017- #8)- The world is a better place cause of Mandy's beauty and hotness, her being in adult movies, and of course cause of her ass! And, I have said this before but will say it again, she might just have the greatest booty on God's green Earth!

11. Trillium (last year #12)- Trillium should, in my humble opinion, be one of the biggest names in the industry. She is so legitimately beautiful, sexy, and blisteringly hot. This babe has been going through some hard times and if you could help her through her Venmo, that would be awesome and much appreciated.







The Rest of the List (so far):
The 70 Most Beautiful Women of 2019, Part 1: 70-61
The 70 Most Beautiful Women of 2019, Part 2: 60-51
The 70 Most Beautiful Women of 2019, Part 3: 50-41
The 70 Most Beautiful Women of 2019, Part 4: 40-31
The 70 Most Beautiful Women of 2019, Part 5: 30-21

To be concluded...

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The 70 Hottest Babes of 2017, Pt. 1, 70-61

It's that time of the year again, when yours truly picks the year's loveliest ladies. As always the process to whittle them down to only 70 is not an easy one, but I'll be damned if it ain't fun! As always, the women are ranked not just on how they look, but what they did and accomplished in 2017. The women all come from the worlds of horror, geek culture and interest, metal and hard rock music, and adult and erotic (both of the hardcore and softcore variety) entertainment. Let us not waste anymore time and get right to it!

70. Emma Watson (new)- Disney's live action remake of Beauty and the Beast, may have gotten mixed reviews (I have yet to see it), but it made a shitload of money. And, regardless of whether the movie is good or not, its star, Emma Watson, is gorgeous. Extra hotness points, for when she admitted that she does not shave her bush!



69. Jamie Ray Neuman (new)- This stunning actress gave a great performance in Marvel and Netflix's spectacular The Punisher series, the finest series they have done, yet. Neuman added heart and gave us a very real feeling acting job as the wife of Micro (AKA Microchip to comic-book fans).







68. Kristen Stewart (last year ranked 2009 #58)- It is great to see that the absolutely gorgeous Kristen Stewart continues to get roles that show off her amazing acting abilities. She got a lot of praise for her role in indie flick Personal Shopper. Combing incredible natural beauty with brains, and talent, her return to this list has been long overdue!


67. Samara Weaving (new)- This beautiful Australian model and actress had a sexy breakthrough role in the bloody good fun horror comedy The Babysitter. She played the title role in the movie, and managed to be sexy, sweet, and menacing. I look forward to seeing more of her. Both in terms of her being in more roles and seeing more of her amazing body!



66. Julianne Moore (new)- A long overdue entry to this annual list is the MILFtastic and extremely talented Juianne Moore. She played the main villain in this year's Kingman: The Secret Service. Said sequel was enjoyable, though not as great as the first movie. Regardless, seeing her playing such a sassy and fun bad girl was a blast! She also remains one of the most beautiful women in Hollywood even at 56! Amazing!


65. Briana Banks (new)- Like many men, I was a HUGE fan of Briana Banks back in the early 2000's. As, such we are very grateful for her return to the world of skin flicks! She has been having massive success, too, and looking fucking gorgeous as hell, on top of being a nasty girl on camera. I managed to interview her this year, too, in a post that was one my most popular of 2017.





64. Fiona Dourif (new)- Fiona Dourif, daughter of Chucky himself, Brad Dourif, is hot as hell. She is also great actress. And, her performance in this year's kick ass and gory Cult of Chucky cements her as one of the best in horror this year. I also had the pleasure of attending the panel of said flick at this year's NYCC in which her and the cast crew from the movie partook. She is also cool as hell in person!





63. Janet Varney (new)- The blonde and beautiful Janet Varney is one of the lead stars of THE funniest show on TV, Stand Against Evil. In the hilarious horror comedy series, she plays Sheriff Evie and never fails to make me crack me up. Gorgeous, funny, and on a horror series? Oh hell yeah, she is gonna be on this list!







62. Daisy Ridley (last year #67)- Daisy Ridley returns as Rey, in theaters, next week in The Last Jedi, the long awaited next chapter in the Star Wars saga. What will happen? What will we learn about her character? I do not know the answers to those, but I can't wait to find out. But, one thing we all already know is that she is such a babe! And, of course, a great actress, to boot.






61. Ela Rumpf (new)- This Swiss beauty played Alexia, the sister of the lead character in Raw, an excellent French horror movie that ranks as one of the year's best. Looking sexy and coming off as menacing in her role, the breathtaking Rumpf will have you falling for her no matter what happens in this phenomenal movie.

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